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>>19550046
All I foresee is me going to work and fucking around until afternoon and then getting drunk. Is this what you saw?

>>19550046
Stock market crash

a very bright light

>>19548833
> the being in charge of your simulation
> implying

I would ask what you are trying to understand by having the simulation running.

If my mind as it were was to transferred out of the simulation and placed in a host body in the "real" world, would I even be able to comprehend what I observed?

>>19548736
That bad thing that you do that you think nobody knows about.

We know, anon. We all know.

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This is a real animal, 12 meters long.

>>19548770
breh...

There was a point a few years ago I was pretty degenerate and I made a thread of /b/ asking where to find qt traps and someone legit called me out by name. Still don't know if it was a lucky guess or someone I know knows I was into traps at one point.

When it happened everything got kind of blurry too. No one has ever said anything to me about it so who the fuck knows.

>>19545996
And then?

Adults, children, news, everyone says that they are aliens when approached with the question.

They downed human look, but bodies were different (i.e. reptilian bone features, reptilian brain, closed rib-cage, etc.)

I wake up one day to find my rib-cage is closed, not open.

MacDonald's serves meaty burgers mysteriously.

One of the adults tell me that they are aliens, even me.

I asked what happened to the humans.

I was told straight up, "We ate them all."

I said, "Those poor people."

Programs say they are changing old cartoons with open rib cages as to 'not confuse the children.'

Even the human Luciferians were sacrificed, there were NO humans left. I was told straight up that we are all aliens, and that humans are extinct.

I was told by adults (all adults including outside home) to shut up about it.

Adults advise to tell their children that if they ask that they 'fell into another dimension.'

Priests came into people's houses and started pressing their thumbs to people's foreheads and when they did, people hissed.

It doesn't work on me, I give a fake hiss. And the priest gives me this strange look of shock. I don't remember anything after that.

huh

OP is obviously insane

>>19542545
The one time I was able to lucid dream.

Basically, I fucked Jennifer Lawrence for 4 hours, and I literally mean 4 hours. When I woke up her breasts were burned into my retinas. Took me a few minutes rubbing my eyes before I could see properly.

I went to work the next day feeling like I'd had no sleep at all. Shit was awesome though. Wish I could do it again.

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>>19542545
>met this thin, 20s man
>we dont speak, we look each other with peace and joy (im not a gay)
>he says the universe is expanding with acceleration
>I ask if universe is accelerating, it will reach speed light at one point?
>he laughs
>"no, because light speed increases at the same proportion"
>mfw

>>19542601
Doesn't make sense.

Matter will eventually surpass light speed due to hubble's law exactly for the reasons you state. The space inbetween particles will be expanding faster than c.

>>19542164
go see a prostitute man, i don't see the point in going through a ton of BS to summon some spoopy ghostpussi when you can pay some girl $80 to fuck

>>19542463
this

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>>19542164

Isn't that the name of a band?

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>>19539794

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Creepiest I've got.

>>19562367
They're pretty crazy.

>>19562211
Strange Angel.
Sex and Rockets.

The wikipedia page is actually really comprehensive.

>cucked and robbed
Robbed, yes, but Thelemites often swap partners. In any case Parsons came out of it with the better woman, Cameron was ambitious and capable. Sara Northrup only wanted a dude to sponge off of. It's telling Hubbard dropped her for Mary Sue.

We don't know what was in the Black Box; lots of rumors, but the files on the contents have either been permanently redacted or lost.

>who killed him
Himself. That's what happens when you fuck around with fulminated mercury.

>>19562211
Apparently his birth name was "Marvel Whiteside parsons" which is interesting because I always thought he was born John.

>>19562222
What box?

>>19562146
the golden ratio

Dat fake qr is cute