Okay anons the sun is looking really weird
http://map.bloomsky.com/weather-stations/gqBxp6apnJSomJ64
ALOT of strange signs in the Heavens recently...
Thoughts on this guy?
>>19561297
The most interesting con-man who ever lived.
He got played by true magicians
>>19561297
Also, he sucked at making rice.
Which deity should I pray to for actual results?
>>19561207
Repeat the following, "In Nominie De Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Ecelsi" then you tell Satan to get you things.
>>19561207
Yourself.
>>19561212
Sounds fake
Ive had continuous headaches for weeks and a week ago i started getting them during sex.
Is this my brain rewiring its self so ill FINALLY finish during sex and get over my sexual coersive depersonalization?
Or does this mean im goibg to dieof a headache during sex?
>>19561091
Maybe you should stop letting dykes with strapons fuck you and breed like God intended?
47 hail marys imo
>>19561101
This. Why would we get pleasure from having stuff shoved up our ass if we weren't supposed to do it?
>>19561101
-_-
what do you think happens after you die? pretty common thread but you can never talk about this enough.
everything except nothing
>>19561044
Either we go to Hades or
Blackness until we are raised on Judgement Day.
>>19561044
The time after we're dead will (probably) be the same as the time before we were born: nothingness.
Make the most of your life.
This has me really, really spooked. You can't explain this.
>>19560992
I can't indeed
>>19560992
Actually I can, it's called a coincidence.
>>19560992
it's as if someone did the math and forced it upon us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dKTYIJK5ek
Why do I only get sleep paralysis when I sleep over at my grandmother's house?
>>19560915
Let's not jump to any rash conclusions. Your grandma is probably a witch who didn't close her summoning circle the last time she summoned Satan for a suck and fuck and now there's a portal to Hell in your grandmothers house. Sometimes when you're sleeping demons escape through this portal and hold you down in your sleep while they do things to you butt.
>>19560923
Jokes aside my grandmother has seen some shit in her house and around it.
>>19560925
Like what?
Post your scary south american urban legends, creepy incidences, alien abduction cases, personal spooky incidents here.
>>19560863
>Mexico
>South American
>>19560885
>Mexico
>Not south american
shiggy
>>19560885
North America = Alaska, Canada
Central America = U.S.A.
South America = Everything else
No?
Wake up faggots
WE ARE LITERALLY TOYS IN A FUCKING AUTISTIC KID'S SANDBOX
I'm sick of this "He created us so he must be good" meme.
Not even being a fedora, I believe in god but it's clear that he's not /OUR GUY/
He flooded people, he cucked people, he will burn you alive forever for shits and giggles.
We can only hope that the Mormons were right, that god was once a mortal so that it's possible to defeat him in a million years
No one can ever defeat God. He flooded the earth because it was full of evil and wickedness. God is merciful & always gives people a chance to turn from their wicked ways. If they do not they will be punished.
>>19560844
With delusion like that no wonder this world are fucked
>>19560832
Fuck you and your edgy blasphemous bullshit.
God isn't everyone's /guy/. Only those who follow him. Most degenerate self worshippers do not have God on their side because they abandoned him.
First time on /x/, came here because of all the happenings. Can somebody fill me in?
Nothing's gonna happen.
You were tricked by the illuminati.
>>19560711
Bunch of people call out a big event on 23 of september
But they call it every few months and nothing ever happens so nothing will on the 23rd too
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Post everything you have about the big happening
i think the current events are a sign of the world ending soon, today like at 2am an 8.1 earthquake happend and i think the hurricanes are a sign too
>>19562386
>Natural disasters happening simultaneously by chance
>ITS THE END TIMES
Why drink the koolaid anon
>>19560477
What I've gathered from this past week is that us in America think the world revolves around us. Daily so many others deal with natural disasters, epidemic, starvation, war, mass murder, and so on. But because it's Hurricane Season and we got hit... OH NO THE WORLD IS GONNA END! We aren't the world, we're part of it.
so what's really the deal with this thing?
>>19560463
You came to the right place anon. It just so happens everyone here is an aerospace engineer and a NASA employee so it shohwait no none of that is true its a fucking spaceship.
>>19560463
Aliums
>>19560474
televised landing on white house lawn or it didn't happen
México just experienced a 8.1 earthquake and many ppl filmed lights right before the earthquake
https://twitter.com/hebertuz/status/906026110214782977
What can you tell me about posible technology behind this?
>>19560447
Two 8 magnitudes, one 7 magnitude and like 3-5 5 magnitudes in the past 20 minutes, Tsunami warning and evacuation as well. Damn
>>19560447
It's elliens
Strange lights were seen in the sky during the earthquake that took place in México minutes ago. The end is near /x/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthquake_light
>>19560404
Spirits
>>19560404
Aliums
I predict:
>Nothing happens on Sep 23rd
>You'll say someone saved us
>Another fucktard starts another "theory"
>xtards believe him
>nothing happens
*repeat*
>>19560362
Naturally.
>inb4 neckbeard /x/tards
>>19560362
repent to Jesus tripfag
>>19560362
2012 should've been proof to everyone with half a brain that these predictions are bunk. It had the most genuine weight behind it, so many people talked about it, that very specific date--December 21st, 2012. Yet NOTHING happened. No one had any prediction dates beyond that because it was supposed to be the big one. It came, and some people randomly came out and said, "BUT WAIT! It's actually February 2013!" Came and went. And every year since then. This will be no different.