/x/ lets say this board lives on for say another 50 years.Let us create some bullshit phenomenon to mess with the future generations of /x/ enthusiasts.Something with an obviously stupid name say The Bill Cosby Effect.
Post potential names of the "phenomenon" and what it would entail.
>>19375413
yawn!
The Halo 3 Platinum Edition Effect
People all around the world remember being raped by one single man
The boner effect: the more you investigate, the longer it takes and the harder it is to crack it
>Life is a deterministic simulation.
>All 7.4 billion go to the same afterlife.
>Everyone lives only one life on earth.
>Future generations are new souls, not us.
>Death is like changing the channel on tv.
>Religion, spirituality, and supernatural are fake and only here to keep us busy.
>tfw when you simulate an entire universe only to find that someone else was reincarnating the souls of the dead at later points in the simulation
Why do I even fucking bother?
>>19375292
>Implying reincarnation isn't fearmongering to keep the large numbers of Asians in check.
One day even we will simulate a universe, and when that day comes it is likely that this universe will not be the original simulation. So we are likely living in a simulation. And if reincarnation was valid, then in that case your mind, your point of view, (you), would end. That is unlikely. After all we have only ever experienced awareness. On the other hand eternal oblivion is an unlikely scenario, seeing that in that case in whole eternity you would only be aware this brief moment. It is mathematically extremely likely that the awareness survives death (and our chance of being aware right now is higher.) The afterlife is likely a technologically advanced, immortal, physical universe. This life is probably a "rite of passage."
They called me crazy now its time to pay, through the Remote Viewing techniques trained into me subliminally through mental hospital visits for the Stargate Program I have unlocked the ability to see what is the Secret Base they perform all their tests, ( the base is a subterranean hive like in Resident Evil) there are elevators to the base in the Strategic Air Command Museum, their tunnels are vast and connected by subway system for elites, and scientists, they use thermal energy to power the hive and have an independent computer network and signal blocking equipment on at all times so data cannot escape, most people in the hive are prisoners in an elaborate scheme to map the cosmos through dreams, they run tests on prison inmates and social outcasts in Lincoln Regional Center by performing midnight tests moving them through tunnels to vacant buildings for experiments where they have a State Laboratory nearby that leads to the underground subway, it is guarded by thermal cameras and complex array of scanners so they see you before you get anywhere close to the main elevator, You shouldn't have gave me this now i will use it to destroy you. please give this information to your nearest government office and tell them you know the AMERICAN HIVE LOCATION,
Tick tock, Feds will shut this down
they ARE the feds
>>19375083
this is why /x/ cant have nice things.
LARPing autists..
I heard a story about another Hive located under McCarran Airport in Las Vegas.
also why is it pronounced weejee?
sure broski go for it
>why is it pronounced weejee
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Ouija
>Proprietary name, from French oui (“yes”) + German ja (“yes”).
It's the Franks' fault, as usual.
>>19374056
Tis prounounced weejee cuz the guy who made it said it was named after french and german for yes (Oui and Ja respectively)but that is BS as he just called it that 2 mek it sound cr33py.
As for a subbubus, you realy must be not be getting pussy. You do know dose kill ya/mek ya go crazy rite?
So lets have a discussion on Creepypastas, andddddddd go!
لغبت الصمغ ديجينيرات اشعر وراث !
that picture gives me a massive headache fuck you and you negative contrasting
>>19373469
Lel
Are there any devote christians here that do no fap, Fast, eat healthy, and singlemindely pray and focus on yeshua all day long?
If so what changes have you noticed in your life? What visions have you had? What experiences have come to you?
>>19372156
muh bump
>>19372156
The holy spirit once spoke through me in Feburary of 2016.
I don't like talking about my personal spiritual relationship with God online.
However, as long as you don't ask questions that are really personal, I'll talk about it for a bit.
You get to fuck one skip. Who would you choose? They still work as normal (953 murders you, 073 buttfucks you with your own penis.)
<----- pic related
>>19371420
obviously the one with the girl that has to be raped every day to prevent le apocalypse or whatever
IMMA FUCK THE LIZARD
>>19371420
scp 231 of course we have to brutally rape those poor girls day after day to keep the seal intact
Should I make a tulpa? I really want a companion and I feel like it's a reliable option, but I'm worried of the potential consequences.
Yes, you should. But don't make a tulpa just to have sex with. I suggest you make a tulpa who is at a young age and raise this tulpa with your tender love and affection.
>>19371145
>But don't make a tulpa just to have sex with
What if I plan on fostering a loving relationship full of understanding and communication with [spoiler] Marie from Splatoon [/spoiler] that may also include a sexual factor?
>>19371154
Just be careful. Don't make her just for sex. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
What happens if you commit suicide? Any theories and discussion welcome!
>>19370106
>what happens when you commit suicide?
well if done correctly, Death
>>19370115
What happens after death from committing suicide, in a paranormal context, dingus
>>19370118
Well according to the Bible, yu will go to hell.
Reclaim your soul!
All negativity in your life is caused by unwanted demonic oppression. Remove these demonic squatters from your life!
List any persistent problems you face, e.g.:
> Social problems, anxiety
> Depression
> Eating disorders
> Self-harming thoughts
Acknowledge that these problems are caused by demons, you enable them to introduce negativity into your life with these kinds of actions:
> Desiring to perform acts which would be negative for others (e.g. theft, physical harm, adultery)
> Performing these acts
> Performing acts which are negative for yourself (e.g. laziness, foolishness, envying, drunkenness, fornication)
Once demons have gained the ability to interfere with your life, they can create thoughts and even control your actions to force you to continue with these behaviors. Therefore, it is necessary to remove their influence from your life as soon as possible.
k, so how to resist their influence/control?
>>19368256
Demons seem to basically be people who sold their soul to Satan. When they die they are forced to torment people and try to get them to sell their souls as well. They are very jealous of living people. When you try to remove them you need to be very persistent and not let them try to tempt you into abusing other people or yourself or selling your soul. Develop this belief "I will not abuse myself or others under any circumstances."
>>19368274
I am going to post some stuff about that next.
>>19368274
Invite them into the part of your self that you're letting go of. Then let go of that part of your self. You must be open to change; requiring absolute knowledge of the future is the same action that keeps you stuck in the past. It's natural to let go of the bad memories, so that you can make room for the new, and once again process them to choose for your self which you deem holding on to, or letting go of.
Time will last for all eternity. There is no need to be greedy with it.
I want to know how many of you guys are diagnosed with or believe you have schizophrenia or some other personality disorder
So please vote here
http://www.strawpoll.me/13539421
And feel free to discus your own mental state, or post other strawpolls in here
I have schizophrenia.
>>19367001
I wanted to vote yes, but the voices want to express their opinions too
Im part of an /x/ discord that exclusively recruits here and we get a new schizo on a weekly basis. we've got one guy that is building a pyramid on mt. Everest, one chick thats married to a nueral network, and last night some girl was in our divination chat talking in a demon voice telling people not to sleep... lotta wizards around these parts
Does anyone else think this guy is legit?
Also, does anyone know how I can write to him?
he is in prison in Idaho. we need to interview him intensely but we might get vanned too...
>>19364655
If they turn out to be real and target us we will be seen as crazy as well. If enough people do this it will be impossible to ignore or shrug off as insanity.
What will be the next spoopy happening that sends everyone into a paranoid panic? It's been more than 15 years.
would like to know too
needs more spoops desu
it'll probably be an attempt to assassinate trump, but that's not really spoopy. In order for the next big thing to be 9/11 level shocking it needs to target something deeply rooted in our security / identity
>>19361448
It depends on what war they need to justify using logical fallacies, next. Maybe we'll get attacked by Iraqis and invade Saudi Arabia in retribution, this time.
tell us your alien abduction stories
>>19378131
inb4 reddit faggot. i know this is eyeless jack. but its similar to the shit ive seen, down to the bodysuit and the way it looks down at you when youre sleeping. im terrified just thinking about it
Alright /x/, help me figure out who my higher self is. which demon/angel am I?
>>19377907
Do lots of spiritual sadhana and show your higher self that you are serious about this path. Then in meditation one day he will probably reveal himself.
>>19377907
be patient and understanding of who you are and your mannerisms.
quiet yourself, godling.