>tfw there's only one "Discordian" Thread on the board
Once upon a time, Eris and Thoth came upon me in disguise, and Eris immediately seized me and threw me into a pit that opened up behind me.
I didn't see anything of Thoth but an expression of shock directed at Eris for this conduct towards Her worshipper, so he doesn't really have anything to do with this encounter.
Landing in the bottom of this unexpected oubliette, I felt like I was stretched as a vast thread between life and death. I felt more distant from normal reality than I had ever been in my life.
Being thrown into a pit also literally hurt quite a lot.
I managed to climb out without permanent injury, but also without any pit behind me to have crawled out of.
>>19385456
For anyone with questions, here's a fun summary:
http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/Discordianism
If it's not to your liking,
>>/google/
>>19385486
Eris practices tough love but she does love her people.
What other television shows/documentaries are good facts and information for learning more about the Paranormal /x/?
>>19385449
very detailed about the moon hoax theory
no hyped up bullshit you see nowadays on tv
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug0mE3Rkx-k&t=9900s
very good one about the pyramids, ancient alien connection and global stuff
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQEzbael1vA
2.WW Auschwitz
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDptged4WDw
just a few i saved on my youtube chanel
>>19385449
Unsealed: Conspiracy Files is hyped bullshit, but has some interesting starting points and nuggets of interesting info.
There are a couple of pod casts that aren't too bad that talk about the paranormal, but most of it is casual or just some dumb friends messing around. Alien Theorists Theorizing, Last Podcast on the Left, etc. +1 you can listen to them on the way to work and shit.
>>19385449
KKW
Life is a video game where the objective is to unlock the secrets of the Universe and take down the Illuminati.
Protip: current science can't even begin to grasp it
>>19385446
>mission is to become enlightened
>mission is also to kill the enlightened
op you dumb faggot
>>19385764
>implying the new enlightened and the old enlightened can live harmoniously
Good one
Can somebody give me a quick rundown on the rumors about Bam Margera contacting Ryan Dunn in the afterlife? There was supposedly a "blood magic" ritual performed.
it's bullshit
quick enough for you?
lmao look at that oogly old man he looks like a welfare trailor park pervert
>>19385371
that's an old pic, nowadays he's even worse
Hey, guys, how long did it take you to open your third eye and shit? Why did you do it and what was different after you opened it?
I have tried it but its hard while living in a city
True enlightenment will be found closer to nature
>>19385349
So it more frequently manifests when you're closer to nature? I'm getting ready for an ayahuasca experience, but I'm seeking enlightment prior to it. Thanks for your reply, man!
Anyone else trying to pursue higher wisdom in the city environment? Any suggestions? I've been meditating on my floor for the past months. I'm travelling to Brazil in a few weeks for the ritual.
>>19385318
my experience;
kundalini is active and i practise semen retention
i can feel an almost constant pressure on my third eye and sometimes on the top of my head and i remember my dreams a lot more
i am also starting to see things in the world differently, not from a philosophical standpoint (well actually i do, but that's not what i mean) but litterally. some things just look different, especially patterns
but my third eye is not open yet
What's /x/ opinion on Alan Watts? I was listening to an audio book 'Alan Watts Teaches Meditation' and homeboy seems to know his shit. Is he a fraud?
hes alright, has some good points, but is ultimately lacking in spiritual knowledge. only better than your average motivational speaker and worse than a true guru really.
that being said he is smart enough to tell you not to take him seriously.
guy died an alcoholic after all
>>19385332
Came here to post basically this. He seemed to have a serious take on eastern philosophy and spirituality (serious, as in it wasn't a misinterpretation, like we're used to seeing when western laymen pick up eastern practices) and was actually knowledgeable about it.
>>19385296
>Professional "entertainer"
Post weird or spooky photos, pls.
>>19385242
Yeah! why not?
Can we bring back Screamers again? I'm talking about creating a whole new wave of videos and scary images and just flood the media with them like the 2000s.
How you gonna get people to watch them?
>>19385209
>I'm talking about creating a whole new wave of videos and scary images and just flood the media with them like the 2000s
God i wish you're prollapsing (Pic related) for that idea
>>19385209
no those times were fucking horrible, you couldn't watch youtube videos without checking the comment for screamers
Weirdest sleep paralysis story? I'll start
>Wake up looking at ceiling
>Can't move
>Grudge looking ass baby comes in
>Starts dancing on my chest
>Utters these exact words
" I MAY BE DEAD, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE DENTAL INSURANCE!"
>Start laughing
>He laughs with me
>Kisses me on my nose
"See ya again, buttercup!!
>Wake up with my pants covered with semen
I'm still spooked
>>19385128
Hah
>wakeupparalyzed
>eventualy get eyes to work during panic
>stuckfor3minsparalyzed in the dark
>Nothingcoolhappened
mfw
>>19385128
I want to believe
>>19385128
That baby wants that little dick of yours, you should push its shit in.
First time here and i need advice. After pizzagate leaks i started researching satanism amongst elites, mkultra in pop culture, illuminati and etc. I started watching tons of channels on youtube and reading books like Protocols of the Elders o Zion to understand what's really going on in the world. Recently i started to dream nightmares, last night i wake up in the middle of the night sweating and started to look for a fucking DEMONS in my room, i don't know why, i started doing that impulsively without thinking. I never had nightmares in my life before, 99% of time i don't have any dreams. So my question, should i drop everything and go to church on Sunday or i'm just crazy and my mind is projecting this nonsense during my sleep? I mean, my nightmares are just scary, nothing related to what i've read. Thanks
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>>19385031
Try this: laughing_horses_orifice_headquarters_cinema_video.html
I suggest scrolling to the bottom and starting with the insomnia video. Good luck.
>>19385040
Better link: http://lhohq.info/cinema/laughing_horses_orifice_headquarters_cinema_video.html
Do you believe in Mothman?
>>19385008
Sort of, yes, as a demonic entity (and I accept demons as a reality) he/she/it's not that absurd in that sense.
>>19385008
I saw somewhere that pretty much everywhere on the planet there are stories told of the mothman. Pretty much they all talk of the same being with a different name so if I were to believe in a mythical creature it would be this.
>>19385008
I believe in you lad
>>19384981
>>19384990
>ifunny
Neck yourself, summerfag.
https://discord.gg/h6FUpv
>>19384970
Serfu bumpu
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Kabylion
I know some of you guys love this book, so I've decided to look into it. I'm putting together an Amazon order and want a copy of this in that order, but I'm not sure which version to get, or if it matters much. There are multiple reprints, unabridged versions, 200 page ones, 100 page ones, etc. Can /x/ point me to the "preferred" one?
Same question for the Corpus Hermeticum.
Sorry if this isn't posted in the right place, I heard about it here, so figured here was where I should ask. I also did not see a related thread up, or I would have asked those folks.
Thanks
Don't waste your time, kybalion is all bullshit.
>>19384895
No, it's not.
>>19384905
It's all vague and irrelevant with no real practical application. Also has nothing to do with real hermeticism (the corpus hermeticum being actually genuine)
>i have a friend that grew up next door to me
>he's a shithead but i love him like a brother
>we've been tight for almost 2 decades
>one day he says hes been thinking of joining the marines
>i tell him to really think about it because its a big decision
>he joins the next day
>goes to boot camp
>comes back ripped as fuck
>goes to California for more training
>gets deployed to Afghanistan
>time goes by, life goes on
>2 years later:
>shithead's home for holidays
>even more jacked than before
>we get mega wasted the whole time
>he gets redeployed to Afghanistan
>6 months later
>shithead's discharged from marines for medical reasons
>his pancreas shut down
>he has wilford Brimley stage diabeetus
>complications make him dump a fuckton of weight
>he's almost Ethiopian
>i hang out with him as much as i can but i have a family, job, etc
>shithead continues to live up to his name and pisses away all of his military money.
>racks up massive debts and is on disability
>timeforthepoint.jpg
>we're up late one night talking
>shithead mentions his vaccines
>talked about how they made him feel like hot garbage the first time.
>said he had to take 10 vaccs over the course of roughly 12 weeks
>then he says it was worse when he had to take them again in Cali.
>WTF? i say
>flashback.exe
>shithead explains that when he went to train in California they somehow lost his medical records and had no proof he took his vaccines
>they say he can't continue his training if he doesn't take him
>shithead reluctantly agrees
>he takes the vaccines AGAIN over a course of 10 days!
>I tell him that's fucked that he had to take those vaccines twice
>he says he had to do it 3 TIMES
>I'm stunned
>anotherflashback.exe
>shithead finishes training in California.
>preps for deployment
>gets called in by superiors about a clerical issue
>its his medical records, they cant seem to find them
>they say without proof he took his vaccines he can't go on.
>shithead fights back and explains he took them twice already and to call the assholes in California
>they persist that he must take them or face discharge/penalties/ etc
>he gives in
>TAKES ALL 10 VACCINES ON THE SPOT
> I rage out
>tell him he was a government guinea pig and that they fucked him real good
>he quietly agrees and we change the subject
>days go by and his story haunts me to the point I can’t think of anything else
>im consumed
>I tell my wife who is a nurse about it
>she mentions how there are certain vaccines that have historically killed the pancreas
>im sick
>I start looking up stuff about vaccines, diabetes, and V.A. related info
>I start researching keywords like “veterans with diabetes”
>then I shit my pants
>I find forums online about management
> I search through the posts and decide to reach out to a few people in the thread
>I say im doing a research paper about veteran issues and ask details on their illness
>I ask when they found out and a list of other stuff.
>when they respond I thank them and then ask the big question “did you take more than one round of vaccines?”
>ohmyfuckinggod.jpg
>I get multiple answers in the affirmative and I get scared
>I delete all my tracks and drop it completely
>years later
>im still haunted by the idea and it grows in my mind, snowballing into an epic government conspiracy about biological control and forcing people into insulin dependency and becoming lifelong customers
>I have a family and cannot fight this im fine with being a pussy but im not fine with being silent
>I try to find places to list things anonymously
>I find 4 chan
>I do some research and learn of the power it wields
>here is the story of my friend, shithead
>do with it what you will
>>19384842
pretty shitty the fucked up things the govt. does to its citizens and soldiers alike.
i've read about creepy shit like this before.
seems like the govt.s been doing shit like this for almost 100 years now (or since around the time after WWI or so.
they create diseases and infect us with them then deny it all and punish people for researching or challenging it.
apparently alot of the secrecy around Area51 is due to the toxic waste dump hazards there, that would be highly illegal in any other situation, but of course its all classified and doesn't exist
The military is notorious for losing paperwork. This is why they tell you to have copies of everything. You also don't know what your buddy was self medicating with while in the military. I can guarantee you he was taking workout enhancers. Of course if he was a heavy boozer or smoked spice that is something else to consider.