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Referring to oversized skeletons or is there something else you'd like to share?

>>19396948
They are just like Demons and aliens because they are fucking fantasy. Do you honestly expect a 100+ ton mountain-sized human to function anatomically on that fucking massive macro-scale or even survive with their huge diet? They are so big they can't possibly be born and would collapse under their own weight.

>>19397003
They wouldn't collapse. The flat earth disk hasn't collapsed despite it being much larger.

>>19393519
bump

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>>19390778
>Drinking piss
Lmfao I'm fucking dying

>>19390778
>boasting

>>19390798
urine is the fountain of youth.

>>19409028
-6/10

>>19409050
Hell its not that bad. -3/10.

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>>19409028
Terrible. Get on my level son

This one healed a cat.

and where did you learn this?

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>>19408894
Area 51-A duuuude

>>19408887
Yeah right.

>>19407852
You're better off getting high than arguing about the utter shit that gets posted here

>>19407862
Words of wisdom Loyd

>>19407862
Escapism is for cowards.

>>19407622
believe that you can magic and you will, do not be afraid of shadow man when you start to succeed, he can help, if you manage to ask.

>>19407622
Enochian. Use search engine and make tribute for this thread on your findings.

>>19407630
Best advice everrrrrrrrr *cringe*

Europeans are lil bitches. Arizona gets 115+ Degrees every Summer, and you don't hear us running about calling it Lucifer Heatwave. We just call it July.

Has to do with the sun sending us solar blasts throughout the solar system, fucking mars got knocked out of its orbit for a bit by the one CME aimed directly for it, if that hit earth, we'd be fucked.

anyways, the increase in heat and solar energy is fuciking the shit out of our magnetosphere, that's mitigating the energies throughout the earth and its core, thus heating up the earth and stirring shit up deep beneath

We're going through a change in cosmic energies, we are in a crucible moment on earth and as a race.

Truly blessed to be alive for this moment, geeze

hello?

>>19407190

Because, they were /are never UFOs, just demons playing to sci fi nerds expectations of UFOs.

>>19407190
People upload and report ufo all the goddamn time.

>>19407190
the united states started a fight with some space gooks. for generations different alien crafts had been seen moving about farther out in the solar system. they claim ownership of the outer planets and we dont have a right to even send probes past mars according to them

they had secretly had a small expedition to the dark side of the moon and were trying to set up a small colony which wouldnt be hard but they started surveying. before they even had much of anything set up they needed to check the side that faces earth. the united states though "omg they doin stuffs lets nuke tham cuz they space gooks" and lets just say they in turn reduced the atmospheric density on earth by 3% as a warning

you laugh but the government knows they fucked up. and the calvary has arrived to make matters worse. you see the reason america got so cocky was they only ever had seen small amounts of traffic with the huble . they were sure there wasnt any large force nearby. they were right but a object moving faster than light entered our solar system and is now counted as a supposed new planet hades (sometimes called the dark planet and even the name shiva was thrown out there 1 time). its not a planet.

its a mobile colony made partially from a hollowed out dead star. they mined it out into a frame like system and built shit into it. the simple fact it moved faster than light and stopped and sent a transmission means they survived the trip some how and didnt get squished inside the damn thing. our weapons wont work on them

so to quel any potential fears of a alien invasion or even kill interest in aliens they have started removing all images they can find uploaded from the web as fast as possible only leaving the most campy fake looking shit so ayylmaos are just a joke to you.

they have a list of demands some of which are oxygen and some of the lathanide series elements

Creepy? I dunno. Its subjective.

LORE.
Knife point horror

Hard to say. Some podcasts start spooky and end up being parody of themselves.

Mysterious Universe is still the best but they've exhausted all the spooky content years ago and are kind of just digging up weird stuff and the content comes in waves, they get on subject kicks.

Don't waste your time with last podcast on the left. It's in no way spooky, but that won't stop a batch of idiots from suggesting it.

>>19406947
I liked Rob Dyke's podcast when he was doing it. I think he only ever made a few episodes though.

As far as podcasts that range from speculative to conspiracy theories, I really like Stuff They Don't Want You to Know. They always apply a firm amount of criticism to the subjects they discuss, but still are open minded enough to entertain possibilities on things that can't be fully explained.

http://www.stufftheydontwantyoutoknow.com

>>19405743
that would mean you're in hell, and hell is forever, so your hopes are not ascending to retake the throne with your Chief Satan.

earth is earth

No, being human just sucks. Earth is actually kinda nice.

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>>19405743
Its not hell in the sense that you think, its more of a midpoint before your conscience is ready to truly immortalize

100% a cultural construct. In some asian cultures they're considered lucky.

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>>19405022
I'd also like to add that I have two of them. One actually looks like pic related.

>>19405032
Everything has two or more sides. I never had a bad luck because of a black cat.

>>19403588
That looks like the Blues Brothers

In the sense of "are government agents real?" Definitely. Anything else? Nope.

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yes

as an old friend of mine once told me
>just hit "reply to all" and see what happens

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>>19401107

>>19401107
praise the faggot mods of /x/ who circlejerk to succubus threads

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Don't keep yourself. stay unpredictable and keep acting insane

>>19400163
>How do I keep myself from exploring rabbit holes that lead to nowhere
That's a hard problem. Often times you can't tell that something was a huge waste of time until you're already shit-deep into it.
>how do I keep myself from going off on tangents
You shouldn't need to.
>how do I separate information form the noise
Noise is overly complex. If you read high-level academic papers, they'll read like noise because they are. Until you grasp the language and underlying terms, it's as good as gibberish. You can cut out a lot of the noise by ignoring people who use overly-complex terms as if you're supposed to already know what they mean.

>>19400163
breath