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>>19413399
(2/3)

We sat there, smoking and passing the joint back and forth, until it was out, and then headed back to camp to chill until our other friends woke up. As I'm walking back I begin to notice the sound of the waves giving off what I can best describe as a phase shift. This became more and more intense, until it eventually began to sound almost demonic, but I didnt give it much thought.

When we finally got back to the camp, I was starting to get concerned, but I kept it to myself as I didnt want to scare my friend. We both went in our cars to rest for the next few hours. I rolled my seat back and closed my eyes, trying to get some sleep. The auditory hallucinations I described earlier had now manifested into voices, and were scaring the shit out of me. I heard my friends talking about me as their pitches continually shifted up and down, but I can't remember exactly what they were saying. At this point I opened my eyes, and various things in the car like the seatbelt holders and sun visors were morphing into scary faces, and the voices were screaming at me. I immediately closed my eyes and began inhaling and exhaling through my nose as slowly and steadily as I could, trying to calm myself down. The idea that I had found out I was a schizo the hard way was a thought I was desparately trying to keep at bay. The voices continued to come and go, and any visual hallucinations finally started to fade into simple bright colors. Finally after probably 20-30 minutes, I fell asleep.

>>19413414
(3/3)

When I woke up, and noticed I felt myself again, the first thing I did was look at my eyes in the rear-view mirror. My pupils were back to normal size, but my eyes themselves were extremely red, way more than they should have been from just half a joint. I got out of my car, smoked another cigarette to help myself relax more, and went on with the rest of the day.

It's strange, because I'd also smoked a blunt earlier that night before we'd all gone to bed, and didn't have this reaction at all, so I don't know why it occured when and only when it did. I'm just glad I'm okay.

I once had a bad time wouldn't say the whole trip was bad but I was having super bad auditory hallucinations I heard planes crashing outside and the tv was saying horrible disgusting things

>>19413329
No nigga, that monk just died meditating. In fact they go full meditation/trance when they are dying to face what the bardo thodol says.

>>19413329
>What's the secret?
Monasticism. Cleanliness means no germs to decompose with.

>>19413372
>not knowing how many germs he has inside in order to not die.

>>19413186
ok, you start

>>19413369
/meme magic
/thread

>>19413186

GAAAHH

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>>19412980
You're looking at my response to your question. Bitcoins plz.

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You're looking at your computer screen .

>>19412980
You are looking at this text.

No need to pay :)

humans

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>>19412967
Featherless bipeds.

>>19412986
*with broad nails

>>19412954
Presumably you'd go to a world where those things are possible, and stop caring what people back in this world think. How many people just disappear and never come back?

>This would, for example, explain why psychic phenomena can be perceived but cannot easily be made to register objectively,
>as anyone who has tried to photograph or tape record ghosts will appreciate.
>It would also confirm the magical commonplace that it is easier to make a man fall under a sixteen ton weight than to make a sixteen ton weight fall upon a man.
>The information required is infinitely smaller in the first case, unless of course one can hex the crane driver at exactly the right moment.

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A succubus would grab me when I went to bed and I saw weak manifestations of her in the corner of my eye. Also I had times when my vision would almost pulsate with a white glow in the outskirts of my vision sometimes being really intense sometimes being really weak. Ive felt extreme ecstasy the likes that cant be explained and my fish died the night i walked with a reaper. Also when I was a kid i used to have daily sleep paralysis of a shadow person attacking me. When i got the blessing from a priest shit went down and i never saw that shadow again. I still have sleep paralysis tho, just not as frequently. 4 or 5times per month now. Also when I dream of my teeth falling off it means someone close to me will die. Only had that dream three times and those three times someone has died.

Im not daying this proves or disproves anything but its got to count for something.

Once upon a time, OP was a faggot. The end.

once upon a time OP made a t4m ad on craigslist. this is the picture he used to get the cock he loves.

>>19412908
she said come to her room after the show
I opened the door
no Lady Gaga, not like this
not like this

i live in raleigh nc and am now interested in stirring up some shit as well

>>19412899
Bump, wanna see shit get stirred up

I live in the area whats happening?

>"Feel sceptical"
>"Begin to see the evidence within my life begin to line up"
>"Life changes forever again"
>"Go to chuch one day (I don't usally go I just felt I need to sit at the alter"
>"Pastor comes and sits next to me and speaks with me"
>"We have a chat"
>"I get to the point in the converstaion where he looks me dead in the eye and says I believe you are talking to god"
>"I tell him my instructions were to go to the alter"
>"pastor blesses me and continues on in life telling me he is thankfull I am carrying that burden (whatever that means)"
>"Every day the bastard nephilim begin to become a little clearer"
>"Keep receiving premonitions of a wedding and for working at that wedding my reward was 3 grams of shrooms"
>"I take the shrooms a few weeks later as it took time to recieve my gift"
>"on my trip I meet god"
>"HOLY FUCK WAS THAT GOD OH MY GOD THAT WAS GOD"
>"can't function because of the totality of the situtation"
>"my very soul becoming everything else all at once as god speaks on many waters"
>"Fastfoward today writing this"

My whole life has been filled with ghost, demons, god, and aliens. I believe it has something to do with family history and personal "beingness".
I'm only here to share my story take or leave it. Call me a liar or not everything I stated above is real and my testament.
God is real. Jesus is your friend. Don't let the nephilim Posses you.
Live for love and light. There are many things out there waiting to be discovered and many things are hidden.

be careful OP, but do not stop

>>19412886

You talked a lot without saying much.

What did god say?

What is the nature of your visions of these anomalies?

Why bring up aliens and nibiru and your marks? What is up with them and your communications with god?

How is Jesus involved?

oh no what ever will I do the 1000000th end of the world prediction

Your god himself said in your fucking book that nobody will know when the world ends, you fucking gullible shit.

i think that the board has been ruined because of a christian overload
theres too many of em
and they brag too much about it
fuck god
and fuck you too OP
no matter the board, OP is always a fag

>>19412699
You've been watching to much animu

Depends on your definition of a witch.
Witches are just women who practice black magic.
Just go on a satanist site and track down the female users.

>>19412699
Easy!
>Find a witch
>Kill her
Tada! You're now a witch executioner.

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>>19412643
I think you understimate how much a 99 level wizard can do.

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>>19412648

I heard Jesus duked it out with the best of them.
Educate me on the possibilities.

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Bampu.

>>19412587
I'm in the same boat, friend.
Recognize that you are smarter, more conscious, more socially aware than you have ever been before.
You are awake, seeking a higher path, which is more than most can say in a world focused solely on the accumulation of material wealth.
I have also gone through these many changes, struggling with eating habits, drug addiction, masturbation, sexual relationships, family life, etc.
This is a time for us to finally consider and let go of the person we used to be, so that we can finally become the person we were meant to be.
We can try to participate in the same old habits, but all it does is lead to the same old painful outcomes.
It is time for us all to reconsider where we wish to go in the world and what is truly important to us. I'll do my best, sending you blessings as you continue your journey.

>>19412587
i wouldnt share your newfound knowledge iof i were u. ideas are worth billiions. to go around acting like a know it all will get you perma banned

>>19412615
Well in some ways I feel less intelligent than I was. I was probably in a near constant manic state for a month. But by about the 3 week mark my family started to get to me. Long story short my parents kept making "subtle" hints that I had gone insane and everyone continued to talk over and ignore me. I then started looking into psychology. I now overthink everything I say and how I say it. Went from everyone treating me like a asspie to suddenly being Mr popular within a few days. But it all feels so fucking empty.

So yeah I think that might have done it. I had such high hopes for humanity and then I understood them for the first time. And it's hard to reconcile the two.

"We can try to participate in the same old habits, but all it does is lead to the same old painful outcomes."

Yeah, thinking about it just about most of my setbacks have been from this. I keep trying to regulate myself and I keep failing.

i wouldn't call myself an incarnation, seems like a presumptuous self important term to use when it comes to something i don't understand

but i had a calling dream (my ex gf's term for it) visitation dreams, memories from a ritual etc that all involve dionysus on a deep level

it's all strange, but i can't figure out what i think of it just yet...idk

my ex told me it made perfect sense, but she also went sort of crazy (not exaggerating, she blamed me...a lot of women in my life tell me i make them crazy, they love me,but then they say that to me... she started taking a lot of drugs,talking a lot about suicide, calling me up and just yelling at me then telling me i was perfect and she loved me, getting jealous of women just standing close to me etc) and told me a lot of things

to be fair to her i wrote some of what she said to me down years before i met her (and that she'd be the one to say it) after a pcp blackout i had on one of my bdays (it was like being outside of my body and in the meditation void but mybodywas clearly working fine because when the blackness faded i was having sex with my fiancee) so she did have insight and taught me a lot but i have a hard time believing in anything

i hope i explained that well, i'm a little high

>>19412435
incarnation AKA your ego is actually an ego of a sleeping god who hasnt woken up to the dream theyre in

>>19412435
>dionysus
i feel exactly what youre saying and its kind of similar to what went on with me involving the figure loki

>>19412340
Meme.
Apparently it's been sitting there since like 2011?

The sep 23 thing is also a meme, people keep talking about it but asking for them to explain how any of...well, anything, is related to sep 23 gets either no replies or random irrelevant bible verses.

>>19412414
Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone's evidence of the September 23rd apocalypse is a bible verse with DAY in all caps or underlined if it's in an image.

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>>19412340
>https://skyview.gsfc.nasa.gov/blog/index.php/2016/05/11/757/