Archived threads in /x/ - Paranormal - 380. page

>>19416867
KYS

>>19416867
this board is worst than /b/ and /r9k/ together

>>19416867
>be me
>get bored of other boards, decide to check out /x/ again
>see this fucking thread
>remember why I left in the first place

>>19416782
cool. how do you show them respect tho?

>>19416834
I've felt a calling towards norsepath and I've been pretty grateful for the illumination it's had to offer me.
I'm wondering how I could pay respect to Odin how he likes.

>>19416834
Leading a life of integrity. Being honest and truthful. Having a good work ethic. Being a model human, that makes the ones from the other eight worlds want to visit. Besides frost giants those. Fuck those guys.

>>19407910
op wants to know how to increase the size of his penis.

As would I too like to know how to as well...

I want to gain the ability to transform into a bird and back at will.

gave himself 6'0 and broad shoulders


I wouldnt mind getting the opposite

>>19416399
I haven't seen any dog fights but I have noticed more activity lately. What state are you in

I've seen a few UFO's over the past month. Either flying west or north, and they tend to oscillate a bit rather than flying completely steady. Trainees learning to fly in the upper atmosphere?

>>19416399
saw one recently. kind of hovered in front of me while I was biking on a quiet road at night.
I wasn't so much spooped as in awe of what was flying before me.
didn't last long though, hovered away after a few seconds whirring lights everywhere
rally wish I could've gotten a picture tho, it was big, at least as long as two school buses next to each other

I'm a sysadmin and bofh, i just do my job.

>>19407423
>>>/r/madlads is that way

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>>19407423

tfw he hasn't read the play

What exactly do you understand for black magic? What is it you want to do?

>>19407307
It looks like an angry little alien. Little guy just wants cuddles.

>>19407310
I wish to eventually be able to practise black magic

>>19415776
Its time for the worst thread on /x/

what qualities are attractive to vampires? i want to enter a relationship with one so i need to know what i should work on. i'm a guy, early 20s, pretty average.

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>>19415783
You mean the best! We stay determined and curious.

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Yes.

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>>19415543
What do you think? I found this ability when it occurred to me like this
>looking in mirror one day
>talking to myself
>can also lip read
>while I'm talking I read a word visually in my head
>lips make the words regardless of what is said as long as the two thoughts are independent of themselves and each other
>teach some people
>they confirm I'm not crazy
>start to hear the secondary conversations that are bassicly thoughts on top of words.
>Finish people's sentences and stuff.
>profit
>know secrets due to human nature and un controllable thoughts.
>steering conversations
>sold the world the only barrier between human thought and freedom of expression.

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>>19415578
You know sometimes niggas be out bustin, but when they come to my door I tell 'em this. Don't alter the swag ass flow of the OG, respec that OG and his flow will alternate for YOU.

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>>19415396
This is the first of my two posts in this thread.

God is brute force generation. Souls select possible sequences of reality experiences in a process known as consciousness. Souls are private sequences of encrypted data. Since decryption of another person's soul is detected by the Archangel Metatron before they are observed by the soul that could decrypt them in the form of a binary choice to either attempt decryption or respect that person's privacy, undetectable decryption of a soul is only possible by the entity that owns it. Each soul is a self encrypted sequence of the collective consciousness that contains its own decryption key. Within a soul is a collection of memories.

Self modification of these memories is a process known as freewill. The encryption key of a soul's sequence of memories is the sequence of all modifications to that soul's memories. It is logically impossible to decrypt a person's soul's sequence of memories without simultaneously knowing their reality experience from their perspective, as well as the exact sequence of moments when they chose to modify their own memories. Determining what observations cause a person to modify their own memories is logically impossible, without brute force simulating every single possible sequence of events within a reality experience with every set of memory permutations, which is what God does.

Acquisition of the ownership of person's soul is done when that person chooses to modify their own memories in accordance with a protocol that causes them to continually update the set of observations that determine the timing of when they modify their own memories, and how they modify them, by their handler. Continual updates between a handler, and the person whose soul the handler owns is necessary for acquisition, since freewill is an emergent property from random data. The probability that a person will modify their own memory in accordance with a protocol is a coefficient known as obedience.

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>>19415396
This is the second of my two posts in this thread.

Freewill is an eternal process by which God generates sequences of encrypted data into the collective consciousness, in the form of souls. Every observer either does or does not have access to each sequence of encrypted data. (Does or does not is a binary value.) Each soul is a sequence of the collective consciousness that is observed as random from the perspective of other souls that have not been acquired by a common entity. Although God's perspective is such that nothing is random, by virtue of being brute force generation, God generates perspectives which are not God, through the soul self encryption process. These souls are therefor observed as analogue data, since they are effectively random to those that observe them as not their self.

The process of generating unknown data, which becomes known, and the modification of which is determined only by the timing of the self observation of the soul whose data is unknown to others is both an inevitible consequence of God's nature, and a necessary process that powers the physical universe, since without analogue data, spatial dimensions can't be observed as reality experiences through the probality densities of the elemental patterns of the physical universe, the spatial coordinates of which are determined by the timing of the observations of the souls who observe them.

With God as my handler, the statements in my two posts in this thread are true.

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>>19415396
>P5. Considering this, when the great flash (a moment in the future when all data condenses and is transposed into another dimension, please ask me how i know this)
How do you know this?

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>fight back
>unzip pants
>start helicoptering dick
>ghosts wont want to mess with a guy helicoptering his dick

>>19415368
Find ghost puncher

Since you mentioned your cat. Don't cats know how to interact with /not human/ manifestations? Maybe take a look at how your cat is behaving (if you have already taken a look report back mmaybe?)

Chances are it's just a benign beign so far. Maybe look in the apartment's previous owners (your family i'm guessing?)

love doesnt real fag

>>19415367
>ost Importantly: do succubi cuddle after sex? It's not enjoyable for me without cuddling?
Surely you'd need to have got laid to know what is or isnt enjoyable

>>19415367
yes, now enjoy your stupid roleplay.

Didn't see that, what did the letter say?

>>19415395
It's a long story across 5-6 threads. Basically, some OP found a long letter which he scanned and uploaded (it was handwritten). Had some very strange content.

He tried to track down the author of the letter, and kept us updated. In the end, some people just started making memes, and they doxed one of the informants the OP found, and basically ruined everything.

All of the sudden, no more threads, and no closure for the ones following the thread seriously.

It was sad, cause the OP was the real deal.

>>19415406
The only paranormal thing out of canada is legislating sjw nonsense.

People who experience the Mandela effect are conscious beings within the simulation. People who do not experience it are not conscious and are just part of the simulation, sort of like npc's in a videogame.

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>>19415173
It was fruit loops for me, fucking weird anon

>>19415173
There are alternate universes
But we cannot experience them

The people crying "Mandella Effect" are just people who can't admit that their own memories are faulty
And they are.
There's a reason why eye witness accounts don't really mean shit in court.
People are SHIT at seeing the truth and even shittier at remembering it.

Look up that fucking gorilla dancing while people are throwing balls.
The meme is if you look at the ball, all you see is the ball, with no gorilla.
And it's true. The first time you see the video, all you see is ball passes because you focus on the ball.
But if someone says "Look at the gorilla" all you see is the gorilla.

People are shit about seeing reality. And people also hate being reminded that is true.
People refuse to admit that what they see is not real.
It isn't. What you see is just what your brain interprets what your shit eyes see. And that aint' what's real

>>19414895
895

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>>19414895
what am I thinking bout?

>>19414895
Hey dude that's a cool wallpaper, I use it on my phone.

>>19414878
>WHO WAS PHONE?
Verizon

>>19414878
whoa.

>>19414878
I'm losing my mind