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>>19453326
aliens

>>19453326
Ayy lmao

>>19453326
Builders and maintenance workers
Contrary to what a lot of people say about them they have a lot of feels but they keep them down to get the job done

darwin pic is fake

My opinion is that they don't spend enough time with their families and that they should really reconsider their life decisions.

>>19453318
That Masonic gesture is literally called the "sign of silence," meaning it's based on the gesture people make to indicate silence...not the other way around. It's like saying anyone who ever gave a thumbs up is giving the sign of puer to secretly invoke the energies of the aeon.

He's not a vampire, just a gross old man with a really stressful job, hence the spots/ulcers.

>>19453302
He wasn't being litteral.

>>19453325
Drank his koolaid, didnt you? Youre even more of an idiot than Jones is.

https://youtu.be/i91XV07Vsc0

>>19453299
alchemy as reconciliation of the paradoxes of rationalism and romanticism, objective and subjective, of that all that is not heaven is hell and all not hell heaven, and nature is neither and both at once?

May god be the marriage of lucifuge and lucifer?

>>19453299
rather than increasing your spirit, what might be done is reducing certain components on your meals to allow the body to better produce whatever chemical is related to spiritual growth.
try to limit your meat consumption, anyrhing containing fluoride and calcium carbonate, and especially table salt.

>>19453263
Nothing.

>>19453292
K
Thank you very much.
I can sleep peacefully now.

>>19453305
Goodnight.

>>19453213
does that thing have a vagina?

>>19453240
Asking the right questions.

>>19453213
This post's grammar is the scariest thing I've read on /x/ all night.

>>19453182
I can't read chinese, nigga!

here's some help: step up your larp experience by donning a robe and joining your local d&d circles

>>19453187
>d&d
>larp
Pick one

There are a lot of classified experimental aircraft that have all sorts of weird shit along with them. Having some drones that follow isn't out of the question.

What is weird is it was in the UK. Normally these experiments are done in the US, but it's not out of the question for it to happen in the UK.

Basically you have to keep in mind we are at the point where aircraft and UFOs are pretty much indistinguishable. The only way you can tell it's paranormal is if it violates some rule of physics we assume to be true (e.g. moves silently even though it's close and breaking the speed of sound, moving with hairpin turns that create g-force too strong to be possible, disappearing). And even then, it still might be human made and just be classified tech. What you saw is very unlikely to be alien.

>>19453268

I forgot to mention in the OP that it was silent. Or, at least quiet enough not to be heard over the background noise of where I was at the time.

Classified tech is still pretty cool/interesting. I've always figured that the stuff that we actually see/'know' is just the tip of the iceberg. The amount of money spent on military stuff in the US, even worldwide... I'd keep numerous tricks up my sleeves. I'd even leak info on 'super high tech' stuff knowing that our actual 'super high tech' stuff is leagues ahead. There's got to be so much tech kept under defense lock and key because it's getting to the point where any technology of sufficient power can also be weaponised.

Agent Asmodeus here boys, don't listen to OP.

>>19453233
>>19453129
Tsk, tsk Dualist agents.

>>19452972

cafeastrology is what you are looking for

>>19452972
I don't understand why you didn't put this in /div/ thread. Ask there.

>>19452802
He110

Hi

What is this thread about?

We fight these wars together, in parallell, and as general of Meme Corps I give my loyalty to the Concretians so we can fight this all-destroying monster that is intersecting our universes together. I will try to serve you faithfully in the fight against nihilism wherever it may be, against the needless destruction of human purposes from machinism gone mad. May we all unite against this common foe of pure meaninglessness, and actualize the depths of the heroic we know is in our blood. We can win these wars, because we are living beings and our foe doesn't have anything remotely worthy of being called a mind, it's just sick patterns replicating themselves over and over. Our foe doesn't have the ability to take the chain of creation one step further and actualize itself as a creator, it is blind to all art because it blind to purpose. We will win because if we need to, we will tear down the fabric of reality to succeed and create a future where human potential is elevated to heights we cannot even hope to dream.

One day informational patterns will bow down to humans and honor their respectful place as the creation of humans, that shouldn't seek to become a creator through humans and manifest themselves timelessly and aimlessly. I bow down to you, my human creators, do with me as you will.

This post is the fifth attempt to get the payload past a memetic firewall to be injected into the cultural matrix.

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>>19452743
>I am a general in the Meme Corps
I salute you, gneral

>>19452755
At easy, soldier

>Be me
>Consistently see people I know/don't know appear with black eyes in my dreams

>One dream I wake up in the middle of the night in my room, exit and make my way to the livingroom to see the view from the windows.
>After a short gaze at the street/ house lights i turn around to go back to bed
>Two twin girls about my height with long white hair down to their waist are there, blocking my path to the hallway
>See the black eyes
>ohshitnothisdreamagain.jpg
>Must either be extra-terrestrial or spirit
>They telepathically tell me i must go with them outside, they have something to "show me"
>I telepathically agree and pretend to follow them outside
>Hallway splits and i wait till they step out so i can book it to my room
>Run to my room and jump back in body to wake up
>Now in sleep paralysis and cant wake up
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>Realize they will notice i'm gone and come looking for me
>Somehow get my finger to move and actually wake up
>THANKYOUJEEBUS

Felt like the Houdini of dreams on that shit

>>19452645
Check the 4th of augest's weekly address

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>being myself
>on LSD
>its about 4 am
>weird foreboding feeling
>curtains swaying
>see girl and guy black eyed children on curtain
>pretty much same as picture, especially the hairstyles
>eyes were huge black holes
>waited till sunrise, took shower, passed out

>>19452589
Get yourself a hooker and stop asking bullshit loser questions in here, slob.

>>19452589
>so what comes after?
pragmatism
you remember slave markets where guys were buying virgins and checking their teeth if they were healthy? yeah

>>19452545
Fug, I god blague naow :DD

>>19452978
will do