How to use black magic?
Just do what Podesta and Soros do and torture rape infants and drink their blood.
>>19456341
Learn regular magic, then get really depressed over something.
Are you sure that's something you'd want to learn?
redpill me on the interdimensional shapeshifting psychic satanic pedophile vampire lizard alien globalists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30
>>19456325
They're Jews.
>>19456325
Do you think he is a lizard person and is actually discrediting conspiracies so much that we see them as mere jokes
Charles Harrelson was a CIA operative and one of the assassins who shot JFK. He is also father to the actor Woody Harrelson.
>>pic very related
https://youtu.be/KCRO3-Uj-mM
>>19456289
>He is also father to the actor Woody Harrelson.
WAT
You serious nigga?
https://youtu.be/29HA3WTyGO0
yeah i unironically don't know whether or not these things are real
>be in boot camp
>be picking shit up
>have guy with me
>he's a puerto rican
>very poor apparently he was homeless
>lived in pretty much the jungle area
>he starts talking about his country
>about food and stuff
>says at least there arent chupacabras
>his english is very bad hard to hear
>ask him to explain
>just casually talks about them
>tell him he's bullshitting they aren't real
>he looks genuinely confused
>says he thought they were everywhere
>talks about it being like a little dinosaur
>>19456145
It's a fox with Mange.
Hi /x/,
I've been clinically depressed for the past 6 years. Recently, it's only gotten worse. I don't want to live any more. Would it be worth it summon some shit to use me as a vessel? I might as well. Ouija or something? Idk how this works
I don't want to live, but I don't want to kill myself. Should I be looking into summoning runes, sacrifices, etc? what benefits am I looking at
>>19456083
Start boxing, muay thai or bjj
>>19456135
I play club rugby right now and I played lacrosse and football for a really long time. I would fight, but I have no motivation to do so.
What kind of supernatural is this then x?
Clearly not the smartest to take the bus...
>>19456078
It's a mask.
>>19456078
It's a nigger
hahaha what the hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehlsPawdHOk
My god what a faggot
>>19456065
i dont get it? is it a numbers station?
>>19457007
No, just a faggot trying to win money by being cryptic
Tell me about your personal experiences and what do you know about the subject.
How can you know if you have met yours?
Are there many types of soulmates?
I thought I met met soulmate, but it turns out she doesn't even care about me. I heard her voice, had dreams about her, etc.
I am 100% sure I found mine. I had never given the subject much though until I met her and I don't even remember when it was that I realized she was my soul mate. It was almost like something I always knew but didn't have the words for until she said one day "I think you're my soul mate". I mean, we always had an odd connection (we had the same dreams, we could sense each other's presence, ect.) Now there is nothing in the world that I am more sure of than that she is my soul mate and that we have been together since the beginning of time and will be until the end. I still have no explanation or validation for why I feel that way. I realize it doesn't make sense but I just KNOW what she is to me.
One time I got in a scary accident and all I could think about was this girl, wondering if she is okay.
Watching Wagner. Good shit boi
>>19455999
I don't like the picture but love the trips
Good old fashion creepypasta thread.
Is it just me, or do these not show up on /x/ anymore? Too been there/done that?
Show me the good shit, /x/. I got a camping trip next weekend. Ruin it.
>>19455846
>>19455855
>>19455875
what is orgone?
is orgone real?
(if not,ignore questions below)
how to measure/prove it?
what does it do?
pic unrelated
>>19455805
I am intrigued
Where have you got this "or gone" From?
>>19456368
Maybe from orgonite.
Orgonite is some decorative household nic-nac that goes next to your bed to "cleanse the room's energy".
>>19455805
I've always viewed it as indigo child, new age bullshit.
>>19456368
look up organite pyramids nigga
>tldr- I (very) drunkenly found a video (possibly a music video) that made reference to several of /x/'s favorite spooky youtube videos and now I can't re-find it.
Hello /x/ a few weeks ago I came home from a night of drinking and got on my computer. I'd been at it for a while and just wanted to watch some shit while the spins subsided and I could go sleep. I didn't black out, but I was very drunk and at this point just plain sleepy.
Now at a certain point I found a video either on /f/ or on youtube. I believe it was a music video, but I honestly don't remember hearing the music to it. I think I may been too fucked up go find my headphones or something.
The reason I'm asking you (after going through the sticky in it's entirety) is that it was a horror themed video that recreated several well known viral horror videos. Pic related was one of the homages they made but I think it was one of the band members singing instead of the girl talking backwards. It also paid homage to that video with CGI arms coming out of the floor and I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I think it also had one of the band members dressed up as the "I feel fantastic Hey Hey Hey" robot.
I'm at wits end. I have spent all day poring through "top 10 scariest music videos" lists.
Hope you never find it.
>>19455679
Kek
Bamp
Sounds like an awesome video
>be me
>come to /x/ expecting some people who I can discuss things such as ghosts and cryptic
>dumbasses who believe in wichcraft
>conspiracy theorists who's theories are on the same level as gametheory
>mfw
Sidea note , I have a book on magical candle crafting that I bought for shits and giggles, anyone want it?
>conspiracy theorists
SAGE
Paranormal is a wide category and there's always going to be stuff you're not interested in being discussed. Silly shit like divination and people trying to do spells is always going to be more active because there aren't many stories about ghosts or cryptids or whatever we haven't all heard a million times.
also consider that the conspiracy theories on here are the ones that get kicked off the other boards for being batshit insane
I would say instead of complaining post a thread yourself but I never post threads
>>19455618
>tfw i expected the same
>only ended up staying because the innawoods greentexts
I'm nearly in tears writing this up. I've felt completely sick to my stomach the past few days.
About half a year ago, I decided I was sick of being a pathetic, lonely virgin. I started heavily researching into tulpas and it seemed too good to be true! The ideal female doesn't exist for me, so I'll make her. I started creating Samantha as soon as I had the process all figured out. She came out perfect, I was the happiest I've ever been when I first layed eyes on her.
She was beautiful. Angelic, glowing skin, gorgeous flowing brunette hair, petite, shorter than me (only 5'10), etc etc. You get it.
We hit it off right away, and needless to say, I'm not a virgin anymore thanks to her. She was the love of my life until recently.
I was amazed at the newfound power I had, the ability to create another person to keep me company. Shortly after creating Samantha, I created Chad. He was made to be my best friend, and he filled that purpose until just last week.
I want to puke typing this. I walked in on him and Samantha in MY bed. I don't know what I'm going to do, what can I do.
Please help.
>>19455602
Turn Chad into a girl and fuck him in front of Samantha.
I believe in tulpas, but what the hell did you expect? You did it to yourself. You don't need a best friend when you have a love companion.
Second, you're still a virgin, dummy. Tulpas don't count. Only real flesh counts.
Third, every time you make a tulpa your age for the sole purpose of sex, she turns on you once she sees the truth. This time make a sweet tulpa child and raise her. But don't have sex with her, or you'll be a convicted child tulpa molester.
Someone can redpill me in that Tulpa shit?
Long time lurker first time poster.
So the other night I was drinking at my friend's place. Friend's dad comes in and he has been drinking all afternoon.
Friendo dado is a UFO, conspiracy theorist so the conversation naturally moves to that subject. After him telling me about how he could "red pill" me on so much truth about the "world" that it would make my head spin, he stated to me "you can only ask me 3 questions."
I used one of the questions that night.
Q1. What questions should I ask for 2 and 3?
his answer was
2.what is the biggest thing that is variable by myself?
3.what is the biggest thing about my health that is variable by myself?
So /X/ what did he mean by this?
>>19455599
I think drunk dad was concerned about his liver's health since he likes to get wasted on a daily basis
2 and 3 are 5 but only in this reality
in the next one it can be 6
think about it