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Do you remember wat was on the flag if anything? Same about the plane and could you explain the crack?

Even if this is fake I wanna see where this goes

>>19463417
I don't remember anything about the flag exceptit was large, like three people needing to hold up open large. It was being draped over something curved.

The plane was white, flying near the ocean surface before it exploded.

The crack was sprawling, and moving around in the ground growing bigger. The sky was really red and orange, ashy?

>>19462512
>I'll bite because of the similarity
Anyway a while back I had a dream trump "died" in a plane crash over the ocean

>>19462499
Self bump

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Russians did some weird ass experiments... but, so did Hitler's weird science division

https://youtu.be/nWZqObVwK4A

>>19462491
something akin to ghost is real. they bug me when i try to sleep. apparently there is some sort of tough man contest or bum fighting thing going on constantly in my neighborhood with the "ghost"

shits annoying as hell. every now and then some of them wander into the house and try to get me to participate but im supposedly abnormally durable. bed shakes and my body recoils against the bed but no pain or anything

every now and then have dreams of it like getting thrown in a pit and having to fight my way out. the pit is below my house. think its the aquifer the old pump we dont use is connected to. we have city water

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>>19462491
I sometimes get aroused by spirits so I won't think that ghosts aren't real lol

>>19462516
This is called schizophrenia and is the cause of many paranormal thoughts. We forget that we are biological imperfect beings who try to make sense of things feeling weird. For instance, I'm hearing voices that nobody else hears so I am possessed. We also forget how heavily drugs have influenced our thought process over the millennia while not fully understanding them, causing hallucinations to be described as ghosts or angels/demons.

>>19462341
burn the house

Call the police or the church

It's a poltergeist OP but I don't know if there's something you can do about it

>>19462329
I'll put an alarm in my watch just for this!!

>>19462329

What about the 7 billion other people who don't see an eclipse and for whom it's just a regular Monday? They lost the ascension lottery?

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>>19462362
People on the WHOLE PLANET are doing the meditation at the exact same time. Personally I think that 100K people meditating is much more likely to make something happen than some random sky lights. It's basically a mass spell casting.

I hate to say this, but Americans tend to think the world revolves around them, so the Eclipse happening here is making (some of) my fellow burgers "wake up" a little bit.

Also you have to be blind not to notice that most of the world's problems seem to come from (or through) America. If the world is ever going to be healed, fixed, or ascended then America will have to do it (or at least stop hindering it).

Doubtful. Even if she meant it(which I doubt), the people who actually run the show would have been like "nah, we aint doing that".

>>19462323
I think he won the record for the most uhh's in the interview

These are the kinds of things politicians say to score points. Declassify documents, legalise weed, institute gay marriage. They rarely actually mean it.

reptillians are demons summoned into this plane using dark blood magic rituals

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>>19462299
talks about them in the emerald tablets

http://crystalinks.com/emerald.html

>>19462295
"Something" happens every fucking day, OP. Don't be a faggot. You'll have to do better than that.

Didn't the "112dirtbag" guy turn out to be some autist who just happened to have an obsession with the Maura Murray case?

>>19463220
yes

>put "112dirtbag" into the tags of your youtube video
>searching for "112dirtbag" will now have your video show up when you search for it

>>19462280
Bump

>>19462280
bump

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Don't know what video you're talking about, but it sounds interesting.

Hope someone finds it.

Bump

Yikes. Spiritually that's pretty close to raping someone's mother. I can't even imagine what motivated you to imagine having sex with the, you know, Holy Mother.

I suggest praying a full rosary (that's 50 Hail Marys) for nine days, asking her forgiveness. If you're sincere and stick with it (it's just nine days, you can do this) she'll extend her forgiveness and although your life won't take a dramatic upturn, it'll at least level out and be mediocre at best.

I'll find that bitch in my dreams and stick it in her cornhole for you.

>>19462243
DUUUUUUDE I prayed so many rosaries in my life, got to confession and mess and everything that I got was a temporary positive change after confession and communion. In my prime years I wanted to become something like a prophet, to be near to god's heart and grow in wisdom and knowledge to beat the injustice in this world.

I got visions and freaky dreams, I could actually see that god cared about me. He forced my parents to accept that I wanted to stay free from work on sunday (that would have been pretty hard by myself). I was ugly af in my teen years and still there were many girls who considered me as kinda cute and stuff. Everybody was listening to me as if I'd be some kind of Genius.

Every fucking bonus I got was gone after I had this particular vision. Fuck this.

Hmmm.

>>19462151
can you give me a hint at least?

The Molten Sea or Brazen Sea was a large basin in the Temple in Jerusalem made by Solomon for ablution of the priests

Yes. The magic spell of stretching and jelqing.

>>19462155
I've heard Jelqing can cause damage

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>magic
>make dick bigger

sadly this would be the truth of our world, just like big pharma and their pills.

>1000 different spells to make pingas bigger
>10.000 different spells to kill a person
>0 spells to cure mental midgets of their retardation

>>19462112
all crypto fags are cover for figuring out the name of god
see the movie pi
check out gematria
if you figure out the name, immortal life is yours (supposedly)
the name might be hidden is someone's mind
or encoded in or dna of someshit

Is the end near?

This happened to me just last night! I ordered a shake from Sonic but when I looked at the menu again I regretted not getting a different flavor, then the girl who took my order came back on the speaker and said they we're all out of the flavor I originally ordered. So weird that I found this!

>>19462039
Correlation does not imply causation.

>>19461932
you're mentally ill

>>19461932
you could be right
https://tabublog.com/2016/02/07/u-s-patent-us6506148-is-hacking-into-your-nervous-system-via-plasmalcd-screens/

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the internet has psychic vampires
alex jones told me