Spoopy alien stories thread
>>19466676
bump
>>19466676
One time I was camping way out in the countryside and me and my family were hiking through some flat land and we get a gorgeous view of the night sky. A few moments later my father pointed out a strange light that was approaching our area at an alarming speed, so we quickly left the site. Later that night I witnessed some horrifying dreams that I can barely recollect. I saw what looked like a humanoid figure standing over me, it felt me then it put a phallic object in my mouth and rectum. It was quite yummy, ever since then I've had an intense desire to suck cocks just like you OP. Well anyways that was my close encounter with what could've been extraterrestrials, but I'm pretty doubtful it was.
the time is near,
we have much to fear,
come to the Garden, my dear,
let me dry away that tear.
the night is here,
so much to fear,
come to the Garden, my dear,
let me dry away that tear.
>>19466623
OP is a queer,
he takes it in the rear
>>19467496
the edge is clear,
go take a beer,
get out of here!
no one in this thread knows how poems work.. fuck sake.
/x/ i'm bored care to share any paranormal experiences?
I... uh... hmm paranormal huh? I uh, saw a ghost once! Yeah, a ghost! Anybody else?
I need help identifying what this is.. I woke up at night and found this standing over my bed and then it disappeared a few moments after I stared at it, I need help figuring out what it was.
It was your dad, wondering if you're ever going to get a job and move out.
>>19466545
Hello, I'd like to study demonology. Where do I start?
>>19466459
Well if you're too rigid a thinker to use a search engine and separate nonsense from plausible information then I suppose what I would suggest is to look up folklore for different cultures.
If you want you can start with japan, I can't find my book on their creatures at the moment but they have these fun little demons that are supposedly responsible not only for many deaths but also advancements. Legends tells that a Japanese doctor was taught surgery from one of these demons in exchange for a favor.
Then read folklore on other cultures and see if you can find commonalities. Think "The hero with 1000 faces" or the overwhelming similarities between the stories in religions both ancient and modern.
Take these common stories and traits and trace back the stories as far as you can. When you get to the oldest version of the story you might get to the root of a demon's identity.
Keep in mind if you want to expand the subject of demonology at all you should read, read, read every story and myth you possibly can. Seek more commonalities and find them where others missed or didn't bother looking.
I think that's a good start.
you gotta get to level 10 first then start filling out your talent tree
>>19466459
>Where do I start?
Decide which side you're on.
Do you want to know ABOUT demons, or do you want to work WITH them?
Hello /x/
I'm here asking for your advise, I've been sensing a great change within me lately, I'm becoming a more mature person and I want to continue on this path, I feel more attuned with my "inner"self , I wans't a bie believer but now I feel that everyhthing is happening for a reason and there is something bigger waiting for.. I want to start meditating and I'm asking for your advise on how to start doing that since I have no idea on this stuff and I've never done it before
>>19466455
Before anything else something is important to be known.
Are you a female?
>>19466463
eh yes
i dont meditate perse, but i try my damndest otherwise to break out of the matrix. it's working cuz i got the aliens all scurred up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKj766rH5ec
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgZ5O_XGg5YaCyICKrlzrHQ
>>19466429
No, this isn't /b/.
>>19466429
Do you even now how 4chan works?
Will Brain Machine Interfaces such as Neuralink actually be a thing within the foreseeable future?
They are also called a "neural lace".
Reading about them, they sound too good to be true. They'll improve the I/O of the brain by a seemingly ludicrous amount. They can also be used to treat things such as Parkinson's, and perhaps even mental illnesses.
This shit will probably get killed off by moralfag politicians.
We simply cannot have nice things.
I do not usually post anything .. I'm not a regular visitor I'm just a person who needs help from people who do not think I'm crazy, weeks ago, maybe months and strange things happen in my house, everything started with insomnia and then insomnia Was the nightmares came and when the last one left the waking began for no apparent reason between 3 and 4 o'clock in the morning. Strange spiders began to appear on my back, arms and shoulders, I have several animals in my house but I am completely sure that they are not of them, since they have a length which if I came from an animal I would wake up but it is not, casually One day precisely 4 and 30 of the dawn began to ring which caused the concern of my family, this continues until 5, until we turn it off. There was no one on the other side of the door since looking out the window did not see anyone there, it also started to feel a strange presence almost always coming from a room in particular. And lastly I must mention that it starts to find a liquid on the edge of a wall every day or practically all, it is not urine since the smell does not seem to, and to complete always leaves the same place a little more to the right or The left is always there
I'm sorry if this post does not belong to the general section, in any case I will delete it
Thanks in advance
The post was translated by google so i dont think its really good
Hey man you might have a gas leak, they can cause hallucinating and shit
Hey man, read this, maybe it could be easyer than you think.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
>>19467241
this because of the liquid lol, i'm also pretty sure by dawn he means alarm but he's too much of a nigger to realize it's a CO detector. Talk to the fire department or whatever shit you have in your country OP, you're probably gonna asphyxiate in your sleep.
updated alien chart
>>19466390
Tell me about nuggets
>>19466390
>>19466660
me to i wana know
>>19466660
nuggests are the supreme overlords of the new alien wave, they are the creators of the Greys and the reason Reptoids were originally expelled from Earth.. nuggets also installed the "hate gene" in humanity, that makes us hate other species and cultures, designed to weaken us so we would not interfere with nuggets and their plans for the galaxy.
How does a pendulum exactly works? What moves it? Does the universe itself or something bigger power answers the questions? Is it reliable if asked about future or the thoughts of somebody else?
Seriously I'm curious about anything you have to say about pendulums idk if I should trust mine a 100%. Stories, answers to my questions and anything pendulum involved is welcomed.
Pendulums move because of your muscle movement. Your muscle movement in this context is unconscious, and relies on the connection of the unconscious mind to everything. You literally have access to any knowledge, but your subconscious will censor you.
>>19466430
This. Short answer would be your subconscious or what some call your higher self.
>>19466389
>How does a pendulum exactly works?
>>19466357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehlsPawdHOk
wait what the fuck
>>19466327
You're REALLY trying to push your ARG here arent ya? This has been posted multiple times every day. Wtf anon.
I'm not playing along out of spite.
Is there a ghost in the machines we build?
What kind of ghosts?
Post your best evidence.
Post your thoughts.
https://youtu.be/WnzlbyTZsQY
the "ghost in the shell" is a synonym for the human mind and soul, not some spooky pooky.
>>19466353
he said "ghost in the machine" which is when enough chaos is in a mechanical/mathematical set that it can be assumed as consciousness
The best example I've ever seen was Netjester from 420chan
So this is a story my mom told me that her grandpa told her happened to him. So my great-grandpa was walking home from a mill that he worked at, and it was late at night, he was walking alone and ran to a dog that looked like a german shepard but it had a human face, and apparently it spoke to him, no idea what it said though. So my great-grandpa noped the fuck out of there and ran the rest of the way home. No idea whether to believe it or not but he wasnt the kinda person who would lie. So /x/ any idea what the fuck my great-grandpa saw? (Also have some other paranormal stories my mom and dad have told me about there own lives if anyones interested)
What a great-great story.
Tell us more stories please!
He was probably drunk or a schizo or something.