I'm a deep state operative who works for the FBI, ask me anything. Also I'm a time traveling teen werewolf and my best friend is an alien
Can you read my future
>>19472017
Why? I'm a deeper state operative of the higher wavelength Johnson. I just ate my legs. AMA
What is the easiest and best way to kill yourself?
Asking for my psychic cat...
What is the message supposed to be here? Is it just a look inside the deranged mind of a madman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmIQgRidh1w
Seems like some hipster student's shitty film school project. I could be wrong though
Not gonna lie, the video gave me chills
Meh I downvoted it
Which ones are your favorite?
I've always had a fondness for the jersey devil, just because of how bizarre it looks.
I really like bigfoot.
The minotaur is always good
Is she up to anything strange today?
>>19471974
Wew. 70 year old women shouldn't wear mascara.
>>19471974
The only thing she is up to is her elbow in your mom's ass
why was Xenu such a massive fucker? what made him so bad?
He was bald.
Bald people are commonly evil
Poopies poopies poopies hahahahaha
What the fuck is the internet
>>19471900
The internet is shit
idk where else to post this. Thought I'd come to the experts in all things sp00ky.
For the last three days, at EXACTLY 12:02am, my friend gets a strange message on Facebook.
She hasn't got anybody on her block list, and the unknown sender can't be blocking her daily, there's a 48 hour wait time to block for a second time.
They aren't deactivating their account, because they appear as online occasionally.
However, she stayed up and had the conversation open tonight at 12:02am, and it just sent through again. No change in name. No change in message. Nothing.
I'm like slightly concerned, but is it possible it's just an elaborate prank?
She's pretty fucking uncomfortable.
>>19471874
What happens when she tries to simply block the conversation/person
Well it’s literally nothing so I wouldn’t worry about it
It's some technical glitch. It's not some ghost or whatever you want to trick yourself into thinking it is
Who is causing the sun to go away? Is it radical Islamic terrorists?
>>19471821
You're a fucking idiot
>>19471821
Allah is the moon god.
still unexplained, this drawing of something someone saw in their room one night - what is it? some kind of alien? a demon? a black man? we need answers..
try harder
>>19472465
This
What the fuck is this? A kiddy creepypasta? Someone please inform me.
>>19471810
are you too stupid to literally just google it?
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Boothworld_Industries
I fucking hate this board
A total solar eclipse usually marks a significant turning-point in history.
The last total solar eclipse, visible across the entire contigous United States, did occur in 1776.
This solar eclipse is in Leo, in conjunction with Mars, trine to Saturn.
It is also in conjunction with Donald J. Trump's ascendant. His moon is in conjunction with the Saturn transit.
His natal Jupiter is also in conjunction with the Jupiter transit in Libra. Same goes for Venus.
Ancient sources suggest the death of a king if Jupiter is not visible in the Sky. Jupiter was at the maximum of the eclipse in Salem (Oregon) in the Rising Sign.
I just watched the Rune Soup episode out this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTERRquAWqU
>>19471856
Thanks for the suggestion. I appreciate it.
I woke up this morning to a woman crying. I heard her last night and the night before. She was most quiet the first night, but, when she was crying, she stopped when I woke up and said my name twice. In my living room, there's been a white figure going back and forth. The lights in the house are more dimly lit today and yesterday I was noticing it.
I'v seen some shit in my life and today, more than ever, there are black and white figures I can seem more clearly, even sometimes not from the side of my eyes. There is a buzzing noise getting stronger and the state of mind the people around me have, is getting more aggressive, as if they are being mentally changed.
I'm sure of it now that this lunar eclipse very likely may be opening a portal between this world and the afterlife. I'm slightly afraid. I'm not paranoid necessarily and realize that sometimes cars pass by outside, but, this is much different, as these lights appear on the side of my furniture light doesn't reflect. Sometimes shadows approach me from the sides of my eyes and I can feel an emptiness beside me. Today is worse than any other day. It's daylight outside and I'm afraid. I'm not afraid of an earthquake, but, the fact that people around me are changing and don't realize it, while figures are appearing more often. I was too afraid to call out to the ghost this morning that I could heard them and I regret not doing so.
Protect your minds anons, as they are under attack.
I saw a black shape scurrying around out the corner of my eye earlier. I would have though nothing of it, but my cat seemed to see it too.
how many times the speed of light would one need to travel to keep up with these alien modes of travels?
Makers = 1 year to cross the Galaxy
Greys = 1 month to cross the Galaxy
Nuggets = 1 day to cross Galaxy
how fast is a tendie
>>19472464
how fast is spurdo?
The time it takes to eat one burger?
What church is the best and why is it the orthodox church?
You mad nigga?
የኢትዮጵያ ኦርቶዶክስ ተዋሕዶ ቤተ ክርስቲያን
Translate that and try to prove me wrong in my stance.
>>19471573
Yes the Ethiopian church is interesting but do they have the ark of the covenant?
>>19471581
Just one thing.
>Book of Enoch
"hey guys,im a CIA official/I work in the goverment/im a mason/etc. Im going to tell you every secret you cloud ask for. Also here is some retarded code ,im going to same fag it and pretend to solve it to keep people interested,also how do I summon a succubus? im a virgin and I want sex"
>>19471469
I'm not a larper, I'm a 100% real deity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTUt3bUV9JY
>>19471469
I just come here about once a year and look for greentext threads to see if there's some good new ones
Have been doing that for a long, long time now
>>19471606
Oh okay you're an Otherkin gotcha
>>19471469
Also (Insert here religious word salad about the apocalypse and the Demiurge and Majiks here)