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This is so faggoty, idk how people like OP even exist

When we colonize Mars, will we rename it Kekistani?

>>19585238
This is hilarious and i think we can do it.

>>19585233
To raise my kundalini.

>>19585233

>i want to be a hippie faggot that resides over morons

kys but maybe find God first?

>>19585233
because the fear of pain from killing myself outweighs the want.
pussy.jpg

>>19585129
Me.

What the fuck are you gonna do about it, faggot?

wheres guys when u need him

>>19585143
*guts

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>>19585118

wherever i stare the storm does follow

>>19585118
Nice LARP. I too posses psychic blasts and the ability to freeze time. Like now! Did you feel it?! That sudden feeling of forgetting what you wanted to do? That was me stopping time!!!

>>19585122

Holy shit I felt that, except I'm not LARPing you piece of shit cia fucko.

>>19585079
>HOLOCAUST = HOLOGRAM CAST = HOLOGRAPHIC GRAMMATON SPELL
What is this shit?

>>19585086
What do you think?

>>19585086
>>19585431
Shit spouting at its' finest.

>>19584958
Your face.

>>19584958
dude i swear i've seen that shit before.

isn't that from some 90's software company or something?

>>19586475
your thinking of looking glass studios.
but no its not it

>>19584945
are you "native" american?

>>19584945
Elaborate

>>19584957
No, but ill tell.

I am sitting on a front porch. I get a text message from a girl whom I know in real life who wants to have sex with me. I ignore it (married). I go to back steps of house and see a white SUV rolling down private drive. The vehicle is wrecked and just rolling as if it were pushed. I follow it down the drive on foot and it gets to what looks to be a private junkyard with a car crusher. It slams into the car crusher, then corpses fall out. I look around and there are many crushed cars all gored up from other corpses, as well as the surrounding ground. I head back to the house to call police and it begins to rain. By the time I get back to the house, a flash flood is occurring. The gore from the junkyard is all in the water and is coming into the home. I rush to get my wife and children out. nasty water runs through the house and my oldest son gets covered. I send my kids to get cleaned up with my wife. I go check on them and there is an old woman I know from my childhood shaving my youngest sons head to get the nasty out. They are calling her grandma. I send them all away to the car to get out of danger, while I stay behind to get a few things. I get a flashlight and struggle to get the batteries in. I'm ready to leave but a giant bathtub was left on so I get in to turn the faucet off, get it, then leave.

Im walking out beside the house on a patio and look in to see a man with a wolves head sitting at the kitchen table with women all dressed the same preparing it for him. i walk faster to get away. I round the corner to see two of the women waiting for me. The girl who texted me walks out between them. She's wearing a purple dress, looking ceremonial. I wake up.

>>19584909
its like a doppleganger. Its a conscious being that you are especially compatible with so you can be packeted in the next stage of reconciliation with the monad

There is more than one kind of soul mate from people who are with you your whole life to people who come in and wreck it and teach you life's most important lessons then disappear

>>19584909
It's someone you knew in a past life, even just as an acquaintance

Always, but maybe not forever. Tend your own garden. Keep the awful things from happening immediately around you, and take heart in the fact that everyone except the really awful people is doing the same.

How do you deal with the anxiety and panic attacks anons sensing horror and terror of forthcoming events.
Do you pray to God to give you strength and wisdom, do you meditate, or just sit in the corner shivering with fear waiting for something bad to happen to you.

>>19584899
If you're female this could be the sign of an oncoming/past mild heart attack.

nah man, she's just a fucking bitch

>>19584756
Why dont you ask your mom fucking autist.

Those obelisk awards are popular in the corporate world. Your mom's probably not in the occult but whoever started that shit probably held some beliefs

>>19584751

Medium rare pls.

>>19584753
Sorry, we only have rare and well done ;^)

Scrambled with extra salt.

>>19584705
My mind is my ship. (((NASA))) >>19584705
>in b4 I'm totally not from the future

if you have to rely on these to alter your mindset then you are just using a crutch.

>>19584740
yeah dude people that rely on external substances to feel happy are totally pathetic
>*takes a huge rip from his marijuana bong*
HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH

Niggas please

>>19584591

>>>/r/

Just search creepy doll bed on google. I can't look at the photo.

>>19584538
>Will it ever totally melt and reveal old ruins
certainly possible but not in our lifetimes, ice can preserve quite a bit.

Considering the odd amount of attention the poles get from people who shouldn't have any business going there is reason to believe something isn't as simple as you are lead to believe. The governments of the world have done too many immensely "charge the capital with any weapon you can find and kill everything" tier of betrayal to be trusted with not keeping secrets.

Would be super interesting if theres something more to the poles but i doubt the secrets will leak anytime soon.

Never. Let us live eternally in separation, and be no more merged than we are today, talking across the void of space over the internet.

I thought about it for a second then I though nah that kinda personal

Fuck it. Beware though. I'm a gigantic pervert.