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Who else is going to tell the light to fuck off ?

I'm going to tell the light, "spirit guides" and your mom to fug off but I also want to come back because the earth is fun. So, what to do ?

Maybe the sirians, annunaki, steve jobs or your mom can offer me a deal. Like; I will go to the light if guys give me a sexy body and a millionaire family in my next life. Or maybe I can just fight other rebel humans to get a sexy body.

What do you guys think ?

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Dear x im coming to as a last resort my 4yr old son has an imaginary named kevin that he is afraid of he says kevil looks like a frog man with horns
And as we know the house is haunted is it possible kevin is a demon

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i merged my consciousness with some ants two parrots and a plant

are you even trying /x/

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I don't know how I know, divine intervention I guess, but I swear on my own life, if something happens on the 23rd, and I don't know if something will happen on that, but if someone appears, or something, it's not Jesus Christ. Don't trust it, whatever it is. It isn't Jesus.

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I know theres alot of Devil sigil shit on /x/ so I've been wondering for some time now, Is it possible to be a sort of 'Perfect Duality'?

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>be me, 31
>joined startup that can't get fund raising soon enough
>everything was going to plan then BTFO
>broke with no assets
>thought i'd b a lambo boy by now

I feel like I'm in some shitty parallel universe...

How do I get my life back on track /x/?

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ASTRONOMERS. BLOW. THE. WHISTLE.

Currently, there are four observatories that are receiving an OBVIOUS artificial signal from space. The astronomers and scientists involved with recording this signal are being silenced and are unable to publish or make any public statements.

This silencing is under the guise of "We can't let our enemies get this signal data, in case it can be used to construct a weapon."

THAT IS A FALSE REASONING! ASTRONOMERS FROM THESE AFOREMENTIONED OBSERVATORIES, YOU ARE BEING LIED TO! BLOW THE WHISTLE ASAP OR HUMANITY WILL PERISH.

Earth has been used as an outpost and experimental sandbox for the last 3 BILLION YEARS by a conglomerate of beings. THAT SIGNAL IS RELAYING INSTRUCTIONS TO THEIR DRONES AND POTENTIAL OPERATIVES AI and OTHERWISE, within reasonable travel distance from our planet!

GET THE SIGNAL DATA ONLINE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO USE TOR AND THE DARKNET, JUST DO IT.

Berkley! PLEASE.

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A few years ago I participated in one of the best threads I've ever encountered. The OP was a guy who was a prisioner in some kind of military lab. He had the ability to grow some kind of crystals out of his arms. The scientist would harvest the crystals out of him. He had acces to video games and a computer and had limited internet acces. Does anyone remember about it? I wish I could read that thread again but I can't find it.

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Back again with the same questions because I'm a uncreative FUCK

How can I sell my soul for sexual pleasure? I need more of a quick method not to much preparation.

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ITT: We post our theories on what happens after death

I'm pretty sure it's reincarnation, but lately I've been thinking about Abrahamic religions and trying to figure out exactly why God does the things he does. What if God really is everything and everyone that has ever and will ever exist? I think I've come up with an explanation that makes sense.

>God split himself into everything and everyone
>When a part of you(God) dies, you will judge yourself. Are you good enough to recombine with the rest of yourself? Will you have a detrimental effect on the whole of God?
>If good enough, you will rejoin with the rest of yourself.
>If not good enough, you will be sent to a place of permanent separation(hell) from God.

This is assuming God can't be destroyed in any way.

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Hi everyone. I don't think I've ever posted on /x/ before, but I do want to get something off my chest. This may not be totally fitting for /x/, but I've never told anyone this before, and I do want to write about it anonymously. I want to know if anyone can relate to my past experiences. I'll try to keep it brief.

When I was young, very young, maybe around seven-ish, I had a pretty bad dream. Unlike other dreams, this one had some very vivid elements. I felt many sensations I can't really describe, my vision and sense of touch blurred and feeling off. I visually saw physical feeling, like dense textures.

I walk along a sidewalk, a feeling of futility following me - this was all for nothing and everything I had worked towards was crashing around me. In brown and dense skies I would see a lethargic and slow moving mass of darkness, an entity, not mechanical or beast. Everything was ending. I saw things I didn't understand.

Green fields would follow me, people with their heads low. Names would be called, and people would be transported somewhere. I was transported, and a bright figure opened a large book. My name was not found in it, and I fell. When I would wake up, I was screaming and crying. The lights from outside my window were terrifying, the room itself was horrible and foreign. My father would calm me down on hearing me.

The same dream, with the same exact details, occurred maybe five more times over the span of the next few years. They stopped at roughly the age 13. I still think about the dreams sometimes, isn't it weird I would see the same things, over and over? Waking up as though everything around me was something I had never seen before? I feel oddly uneasy the past few days, which prompted me to want to write this. If anyone wants to throw in their two cents, I'd be more than happy to listen. Maybe it's nothing. I don't know.

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so I'm verry depressed and a few hours ago I alsmost started to cry.
holding back the tears thinking about existential crisis stuff.
Asking to the sky or to any god to give a sign.
few minutes later I get a very pressurous feeling. I focus on it and relase the pressure feeling and suddenly there was a lightning strike.

Im creeped out. or is this any paranormal power?

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I remember seeing this picture along with several others on a site for an art exhibit and saved this one. I'm trying to find where it came from, but everything I found pointed back here to /x/.
Any clues? Names of artists? Anything?

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How do I become a witch? Is lineage important?

If such a thing even exists. Because every "witch" or person who dabbles in the occult I talked to before couldn't do shit. Please don't tell me to read random Wicca books or any of that sort, because this kind of stuff clearly doesn't give people real powers.