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>>19524429
McDonald’s (Family Quick Food Restaurants)

Initially the seepingly slow deaths were thought to be anomalies, unsure responses to burger eating. However the twelve million dead-deads that followed forced the closure of all North American McDonald’s. And while the cause eventually was found to be a small metal fryer part contaminated by a previously unknown and exponentially lethal grease virus , the weight of public fear and lawsuits ended the burger maker.

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>>19524434
Coca Cola (Carbon Dated Drink Bottler)

The secret recipe, the unique combination of flavorings and acids earning the cola maker billions times thousands, was suddenly and without a clear explanation unable to be tasted by humans. A brownish and bubbly blandness. Some fringe medical researchers linked the change to sun flare driven radiation, or a mutating response to polar bear xmas ads. CocaCola attempted reformulation, but eventually sold its assets to a rust removal company.

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>>19524437

The four of the five children of a wrongly fired CNN journalist vowed revenge against the news media giant. Their mother, after uncovering subliminal advertainments embedded in news reports, was labeled a rabble rousing loafer and dismissed with prejudice. Over a decade the children gained positions in various CNN departments and proceeded to destroy the company from the inside. Altered stories and fake leaks corroded CNN’s already small viewership.

>>19523759
It's pretty common for that to happen, Sleep Paralysis isn't always demonic in nature but it's a common tactic used by demons to fulfill their desires or by Satan to discourage. Put on the full armor of God and accept Jesus Christ's sacrifice on the cross and it should stop altogether.

"Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord and in the power of His might. Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places. Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

Stand therefore, having girded your waist with truth, having put on the breastplate of righteousness, and having shod your feet with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith with which you will be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked one. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God; praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, being watchful to this end with all perseverance and supplication for all the saints— and for me, that utterance may be given to me, that I may open my mouth boldly to make known the mystery of the gospel, for which I am an ambassador in chains; that in it I may speak boldly, as I ought to speak." Ephesians 6:10-20

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>>19523759

>>19523759
>>19523784
The most important part is the Shield of Faith, as long as you have faith in Jesus and know that nothing Satan does to you can make you waver it becomes useless for him to target you. The full armor is needed, but keep your faith unfaltering when under any spiritual attack.

>>19523325
Egregores as the cause of everything Paranormal. I can't pinpoint any story that has done this before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buAg-9AkjfM

>>19523343
Interesting idea!

>>19523234
Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your savior?

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>>19523234
Is the 8th grade rough on you?
Does mommy know you're on 4chan after bed time?

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Whats the deal with Saturn yo

>>19522886
ASS
TITTIES
ASS N TITTIES

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>>19522919
skele-ass

Thanks for telling us, Daniel O wise one, with your much needed picture of Jodie Foster.

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Any minute now...

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>>19522774
>>19522795
>>19522807

Ok, I'm back.

Given that this will be a fundamental scientific discovery, I will attempt to maintain professionalism as I explain this. In all likelihood, this thread will be printed and posted on newspapers if I am right.

I just want to lay the groundwork for what work I have done so far on this, and the reasoning that I have.

I am not going to try to steal all of the thunder from the astronomers performing proper peer review and analyzing the data.
(Mostly because I have not put in the amount of effort that they have, no where close. Also because it's kind of impossible, since the 400 terabytes of data isn't exactly public access.)

There are assumptions made in the movie 'Contact'

Extraterrestrial contact will likely involve communicating with the only real universal language available. Universal mathematical concepts.

To make your signal stand out, you would want to make it statistically impossible for an observing species to believe it was a natural occurrence.

I believe FRB 121102 has met these statistical requirements, and exceeded reasonable doubt.

So, the universal concepts involved with my hypothesis are: Zero representing nothing, 1 representing the first of anything you are counting. Pi, the universal circumference constant.

Ok, so here's the hard evidence:

This image is important. I am not sure if this image is only a piece of data, selected by scientists, or if the frequency is the peak brightness of the signal. Given my inability to access the data right now, I went on the assumption it was the signal's peak brightness.

I took 'Pi' and for giggles, I raised pi to the power of this frequency following our fundamentals of base ten*

*Why would aliens use base ten?

10 X 10 = 100

1 On, 0 Off

If they ever developed any sort of computer, on/off binary is itself, universal. Odds are, if they are advanced enough to send this signal out, they've probably been around a transistor once or twice.

>>19522749
let me guess, your under 25

grow up

>>19522749
If enough centered thoughts believe that something bad is going to happen on the 23rd it will. Just relax.

>>19522749
No nothing bad will happen the shear will and fear for not wanting something shitty to happen will keep this stuff away.

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ok

>>19522716
What are the chances of me suddenly receiving a big sum of money this month?
18 Aries

24
sagittarius

Cx

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YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK WITH THE WRONG TRAIN

Most alpha man in LA

Self bump

>>19522672
Fuck Ouija, it's bullshit. Do you want to experience something paranormal?

Try this: Go into a room and turn off all the lights. Turn off your phone/tv/everything so it's literally pitch black. Then sit on the floor somewhere near the centre of the room and wait 10 minutes (this part is important, you HAVE to wait a little). Then, after 10 minutes, say "hello", and ask a question.

See what happens.

Warning, don't get scared or freak out when something happens. It can't hurt you. Seriously, it cannot hurt you. You've nothing to fear. So don't go freaking out because you'll end up injuring yourself or some shit.

Have fun. Come back and share your experience.

>>19522764
...EDIT

DON'T do this if you suffer from a heart condition. Please ffs, I wouldn't want to kill someone by scaring them to death.

I don't want to be rude but my one and only thought about this is: People are fucking retarded.

I don't want to be rude but my one and only thought about this is: this isn't /x/ related

>>19522466
This could be quite horrific, anyone know any good stories?

>>19522461
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henotheism

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I will galdly add some of my experience to your thread, brother.

It is much easier to do work of the religious kind when you focus on one pantheon. Personally, I practice *interpretatio romana* - Mercury (roman) = Hermes (greek) = Odin (norse) = Veles (slavic).

So, in the end, I'm just a Hermes worshiper. Praise Veles!

>>19523746
Doesn't Hinduism have an equivalent god as well

>>19522330
General reading please!

28 yrs old.
Female.

Beat me too it, was gonna post OP with a Runes image; they really don't get enough love in here

>>19522338

I Ching: Hexagram 50 - Changing Line 1

What you've done is gonna come back to you.

Change the oil in my truck. Clean the bathroom.

my dick would probaly be raw from the 1000's of women i would sleep with.

>>19522181
Loot the weed store.

Get all that Blue Alien.

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The future is like a planetary body towards which all thought inclines. Desire is the gravity of death: as long as we succumb to the belief in a destination, we make a destination of nowhere.

And spirit is the weightlessness of orbit.

>>19521862
God is masturbation?

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Christ taught the divinity of suffering. That to be spirit is to be a light in an empty room. That despair is the rind of joy. That the ear with which you hear the secret music of your soul is one with the ear of God.

He held his arms out to us, and when he opened his mouth we heard only the dogs barking in the night.