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Do circles made from salt function well for summoning?

>>19588090
yes.

>>19588106
aren't they meant to keep shit out. I always thought salt circles was good for like keeping out demons and also snails

Jesus was a real person and literally the son of God. People think he was God incarnate, which is wrong. God created him. He was kicked out of heaven for his sins against God and sent to earth to live out the rest of his lifetime.

>>19587787
What were his "sins against God"?

>>19587791
God was jealous of him because Jesus was worshipped and praised more than God and people believed he was God.

Has a "dont hug me I'm scared" vibe to it,aside from that I'm not picking up anything

>>19587294
mk ultra...

>>19587318
I was thinking the same thing..

>>19587050
Marijuana is DANK.

GHOSTIES ARE DANK.

WIZARD COCK IS DAAAANK

>>19587050
Hit it and you will see.

>>19587050
Im about to take a big ass rip right now, I'll tell you when I see spooks.

I'm fairly certain I'm a pink unicorn ghost, but I lack the social skills or charisma to gain followers for my order. What should I do?

>>19585998
talk to your doctor

>>19585998
Get off 4chan if you really are then you are awful and no one should follow you since you ask an Albanian croissant forum for advice you LARP

>muh da jews
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>>19585100
NASA is certainly lying to the public. CGI or staged segments of the Moon footage was used to replace those periods where the astronaut came upon scenery or artifacts that indicate the presence of ET's. Humans were certainly not the first to visit the Moon.

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>>19585100
Former president Ronald Reagan created an executive order that made Aliens (ET's) and Planet X (the traveling planet Nibiru) classified. Thereby making it illegal for NASA and the media to speak of these matters truthfully. They're instructed to lie and avoid the subject. Severe consequences are applied should anyone break their silence on these matters.

>>19584354
Don't do it. $2000 isn't worth selling your soul.

>>19584354
just go see a psychiatrist and treat your schizophrenia. don't listen to these edgelords here who think summoning demons is cool. it's serious shit to get into, and you don't get out.

there are hundreds of ways to make money. i'm sure you'll be fine.

Why not get into meditation as a treatment for your symptoms so you can work and buy it?

Or are you one of those psychos who lies to themselves that they can't possibly sit still and breath slowly as an excuse for laziness?

I once took a tab of LSD and I this is what happened. I am using simplee terms to describe what I saw/felt.

Everything I say is rhetorical but took place as i understood it. It was a personal attack on my mind. I fell through a hole pierced into the fabric of the universe we all stand on; and I saw what the foundations, the written code/law, of this dimension is.
We live in a vessel, a container, that is truly configured as a 'self shedding/decaying' time bomb. What you want to imagine is, if this universe is destined to 'fade away / degrade'. The next thing I saw was myself and every other individual in this 'state of "existing"'. This is what we are, all of us, on a spiritual / God's POV. We are cursed. We are sent to be forgotten and destroyed, for God's will makes it such. We are, the bottom, the lowest of the low, breed. I also saw myself being given a chance to climb a very narrow staircase made from white clean marble, which led into what I understood as "The father / Heaven." I also felt as if I was unclean and was garbage.
I was then given a prophetic insight, and I know it is prophetic now, I can confirm because it has been taking place since I had it, and half or 2/3rds of the events have been done.
Now I need to form a kind of mutual agreement and understanding with those who believe what I have told, and to do that I want to discuss this thing real quickly to backup my talk. I read on this forum about many people claiming to be 'the one' or whatever, one of my close friend's claims to be what Jesus Christ is. Well whatever, there is only one 'one', and that is Jesus Christ. But God does use prophets like Moses and figures like Noah, Elijah and also Mohammad, to reveal and labor in a way that God's purpose is primary focus/priority, even if it works for God and against Jesus. I live life on the autistic spectrum, but I am high functioning. A simple thing like confirming/understanding that a light globe that is not shining means the light is off,

Explain me this.
>Having a walk in the woods with my dog
>Find a stray dog IDENTICAL to mine
>She seems quite docile so... okay maybe it has an owner
>I'm a volunteer in an animal care center so I have a microchip checker when I have a walk with my dog.
>Check her(it's a female, like mine). ID says it's My dog.
>Wtf.jpg
>Check mine. Same result.
>Okay?.png
>Do this twice with same results
>Decide to pick her to my car(which has a cage big enough for two dogs) to leave her in the Animal care center
>Had to stop in a gas station because low fuel
>Go to check the cage
>Only my dog is there(and She's scared af). Cage was perfectly closed so... I don't understand shit. I don't openly freak out because I was in a public place.

>shopping day tomorrow
>only 3 ingredients in fridge
>mix ramen, bacon bits and cheese in pan
>eat with ketchup
was actually hey thats pretty good

>>19579282
the bible is fake how

Wheres the skeletons then?

>>19579312
Porcupines ate them

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Is this the right kind of chart? I've never done this before

Which chart site do you recommend OP?

>>19578822
Astro.com or Astrotheme.com. Astrotheme has a nice option to include asteroids in one click

>>19578179
Vampires will be revealed to humanity.

>>19578179
all frogs will turn gay

>>19578182
Fuck, why couldn't it be the werewolves?

>>19575634
Spirituality in itself can be considered "paranormal"

Time of enlightenment is coming. Now, that's not just a religious meaning.

But people are becoming aware and speak about it in the only way the can. /x/ is a pretty friendly community compared to other places of 4chan, or the internet.

The anonymous messaging system lets people convey opinions and debates equally.

>>19575634
the christfaggotry seems to ebb and flow in it's intensity here.

many christians i've known are fascinated by the paranormal, but usually fearful of it as satanic.

>>19575634

*Checks the Bible for paranormal activity*

Genesis

1 Creation of the world.
5:19–24 Translation of Enoch to be with God.
7:9–12, 17–24 The Noahic Flood.
11:1, 5–9 The Judgement on the Tower of Babel.
12:10–20 Plagues on Pharaoh for taking Abraham’s wife.
17:15–19; 18:10–14
21:1–8 Sarah’s conception of Isaac.
19:9–11 Angels blind the Sodomites.
19:15–29 The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.
19:24–26 Lot’s wife turned to salt.