I wish the person who will read my birth chart a happy and blessed day that may be as special as sasha grey vids.
oh fuck can I do it?
Yes please, I'd really appreciate it!
>>19592366
also Dubs of legit wizard
Are the British royals literal reptiles?
Most likely, the English are literal inbred ugly retards, 99% of them, it's unlikely they have anything to do with the achievments of Britian throughout the years.
>>19592297
They're not even 50% British blood
>>19592282
Anyone have a video of this? Since it was broadcasted.
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
this is not a drill
PITCH BLACK EXOPLANET FOUND
EATING SUNLIGHT
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2017/hubble-captures-blistering-pitch-black-planet
THIS IS REAL
anyone else getting really really sleepy?
september - 23 - happenings - hurricanes - earthquaks - yellowestone
and now nibiru
>>19592167
What does this mean? Please explain?
are there any good spook-centric youtube channels?
>inb4 someone recommends this tryhard cunt
>>19592160
tfw i look just like him but
>>19592173
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ9YdClgOz-5qEvkc1s3j6Q
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG4wigbjnwzBIck_8t_IWSg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRQebyNJm9YRyO5h0eWEVhw
>>19592236
Thanks anon. I guess you could be ok as long as you don't talk like him too
>Discovered what looks like a haunted spooky forest on Antarctica
What goes on in this part of it?
>>19592123
Are those stairs?
>>19592123
Looks like a bunch of lines in the snow.
Still weird, but considerably less weird.
>>19592123
>looks like a haunted spooky forest
its so spooky all the trees left
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Howdy /div/ how have you been?
I'm available for the next hour to give some readings, please provide me:
>Direct query (no generals please)
>Gender(s)
>Feedback when applicable is always welcome
>>19591899
Female
What does M feel towards me?
>>19591899
Hi, Alari.
Male
Please tell me if i will be able to make my dream come true and how?
What religion should I be? I'm really sad about this. I've tried so many but they don't resonate with me and I don't want to be an Atheist.
>>19591658
If you're in the point of feeling the need to label yourself and on top of that you can't figure out agnosticism you must be pretty dumb.
I feel spiritually dead. Agnosticism is logical but it isn't sane.
>>19591666
Catholicism?
Gnosticism?
Pastaferianism?
Share creepy (preferably old) internet things.
Myths,fakes,stories,... anything!
Explain what it says?
>>19591589
It means "do you like the red room?"
>>19591589
Also forgot to tell that thing began as an urban legend when people discovered that the little girl who committed the Sasebo Slashing (11yo schoolgirl who killed her classmate on purpose) had the video bookmarked on her computer.
cost effective method of summoning an succbuds.?
>Sigil of Lilith
>Call out to Lilith, asking for her blessings and one of her daughters as a companion
>Offer up blood and cum in her name
>Work to spread glory of her name
>Repeat until she listens
>>19591587
I'm already on the fifth step if that's the case
I knew this was some good acid
>>19591587
cut on the blood offering, offer more cum
don't spread the glory of her name
much faster
So when did you learn you're just some angel's pet trapped inside a virtual world?
>>19591553
When did you learn it doesn't matter.
>>19591557
Soon after, but it's both true and emotionally comforting, so I try not to forget it.
before I realise the angel is the pet trapped in the real world
What are some genuine books on Witchcraft that'll describe the basics? I'm reading Gardner's Book of Shadows and it's pretty educational.
check the OMG thread's Mega library, there's a witchcraft section in there
>>19591518
I believe Chumbley has some shit for newbies.
>>19591518
Advance Magick for Beginners
https://butlincat.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/advanced-magick-for-beginners-alan-chapman.pdf
Secret Teaching of All Ages
https://archive.org/details/The_Secret_Teachings_Of_All_Ages_-_Manly_P_Hall
Just face the facts, we are all clearly trapped in some dimension that is specifically designed to torture us.
Do you think we all did something wrong in a past life, or are our owners just sadistic fucks?
reality is what you make of it don't be a glum cuck
>>19591504
Is reality what you make of it, or what it makes of you?
>>19591501
We're supposed to put Chaos back together. We'll always be in pain anyway until we're done.
>came here to get scared but it ended up just being a bunch of literal psychopaths pretending that they're god because they all deserve to be in a mental hospital
This thread is for real paranormal discussions without garbage. Discuss anything.
I'll start: Are we alone in the universe or not, and which one is more scary?
This a Hank Hill thread now niqqa
>>19591379
How do I summon a Succubus?
Is it possible to view the spiritual plane super-imposed over our physical reality?
I'm interested to know peoples opinions.
>>19591205 (OP) #
They keep it separate. Awareness and transition. It wouldn't do much for the living. Be way, way too confusing. Right in front of you. Separated by a thousand miles. Your only power is life. Enjoy it while you remember.
Psychedelics
>>19591205
You can view the material as the small part of the spiritual whole that it is, or you can switch back and forth between spiritual and material awareness, but I don't think you can be illusioned and transcendent simultaneously.
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface, consuming, confusing.
this is my moment...
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!!!
Careful or they'll get ya
OH SHIT LINKIN PARK THREAD LETS FUCKING GOOOOO