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>>18911693
>I'll go nuts
You just explained the whole phenomena to yourself

>>18911719
Lmao, but honestly, how do I cut the time down?

>>18911722
i think meditation helps.
I tried this few days a week for a half year.
I came as far as floating around 1-2 meters op the skie and got suck back in because i was to excited when it finally happened. then i got a job and I just stopped.
For best result, do it when you wake up. dont move a muscle, then you are already in 'sleep mode'' it's almost instance, you get the deep vibrations in your ears right away.

I once woke up in the middle of the night, and became paralyzed, some guy stood next to my bed talking to me, (reminded me of a friend of mine, but i don't remember what he said) but i couldn't turn to look at him, cause i was facing op.

My brother came in my room and took my pet bird, (don't remember what reason he had to take my bird) and left again. when i got my senses back, i went op to get my bird back, when i came down, my brother was sleeping on the couch, i then returned to my room to only find my bird sleeping. (this was kind of strange because it felt so real, I don't remember which of this happened first, guy talking next to my bed or my brother taking my bird)
2-3 days later my brother kill my baby bird.
idk if it was a warning or just pure coincidence.

This was a couple of years ago, so i forgot some of the stuff.

>>18911611
>www.dailymail.co.uk

>>18911621
yeah, we can absolutley trust dailymail.co.uk.

>>18911621
what is the point you try to make? Are you telling me that this is fake news? Sorry, not this time nasa.

Being 14: the post.

>>18911606
>tfw your lie about how you got pregnant snowballs into a full-on cult

You do love your mother d-don't you?

>>18911438
Nothing, it's a piece of cardboard used by 14 year old girls at slumber parties because they're too scared to watch horror movies like everyone else.

>>18911438
The danger of wasting money on something that requires making a friend to use it with.

>>18911486
this desu sempai
ouija boards are toys for children so it will be about as spoopy as your barbie collection OP

First, you must be able to give yourself the succ.

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Dont listen to these INDIOT bakas in this thread first u mus listen to heavy metal (the satan music) n then you touch willy three times boom succubus appear !

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>>18911522
But first there needs to be som succ, anon. How does OP get succ without a succubus if not by his own mouth?

>>18911338
an actual illegal alien, neat

>>18911338
Is that my Chippy?

>>18911338
hi you am an stupid ass

>he lets us all in
>we make poor man's hash and dab it
>never taken a dab before. Smacked as fuck
>he goes to show us his plants
>pretty nice plants
>state cops start walking behind back of the house
>OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT.gif
>calmly and quietly warn all of them
>plants behind a stack of boxes so cops don't see him frantically pulling them out
>cops were looking for his neighbor
>tfw if literally everything happened before that moment didn't happen and we weren't in that exactly in that spot my new weed guy would be in prison right now
>tfw we unintentionally saved his ass
What do you guys think? Was it divine intervention, or was it dumb luck?

It is because of similar events in my life that I now see the hand of god working from time to time. Some people are going to tell you it's coincidence, others will say it was sheer coincidence.

It's honestly a matter of perspective man. What do you think?

I know I wouldn't change my answer.

>>18911301
>poor man's hash
>dabbing

LOL wait til you hit some shatter. Wanna talk about smacked?

Why do they all look identical? Could you imagine a society of these guys? What would they talk about in their downtime? It's ridiculous. Think about them doing something recreational, I mean it's just a joke.

>>18911210
>they all look identical
Racist pig

>>18911392
That's racist.

>>18911156
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/video-oddity
What kind of LARPing site did you find?

>>18911195
It's called SCP. It stands for Secure Contain Protect. An organization that deals with entities with anomalous properties such as "Butt Ghost".

>>18911200
Yeah, I read the "Foundation" background. Srsly, dude?

Also wondering about this

>>18910993
you need to make a blade thats composed of layers of different metals. you could forge it but melting point variances make this impractical. dipping and electroplating are preferred

copper, bronze, iron, gold, silver. over and over. then sharpen it and each metal will touch on a slice and stab. its not going to be very strong and wont hold a edge well so dont play with it. if your smart this "knife" will be made so the handle can be affixed to a pole and used as a spear

the reason its different metals is different things are allegedly weak to different metals. bronze and iron are the most common but later in history gold seems to be considered the go to
also if your keeping up with folklore you will make with with a blood grove that had notches and in that channel you will put a slurry of salt water thats like 70% salt. let it dry and become a solid crystal

>>18910696
Matter cant be destroyed. It makes sense that after you die, the energy that gives you consciousness goes to something else.

Coming from a Buddhist, it is believed that certain variations of meditation can grant you the power to reincarnate if you so wish, but a part of Buddhism in general is to understand that it doesn't matter if it's real or not, as long as you follow dharma.

>hear about how going into the white light after you die is a trap set by the archons to you have to reincarnate on earth again so they can keep feeding on your soul and what have you
>tfw a little hesitant to die again.

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>>18910577
Wow you're a faggot I just do whatever I want without having to worry about mana

Last night I had a dream this guy came out of the shadows while I was out side drinking with friends . I didn't trust him and then he tried to convince me he was real . Next thing u know his character sheet popped up and I revealed to him that I knew the extent of his abilities . It was like I used some kind of data probe technique on him but he simple says " oh so you can use 'vectors' "
Weird

>>18910577

Wnould yo eache in "dreams?implying meatloads kn beencomldimised?

>>18910490
Fungal displacement syndrome

>>18910490
Like magic mushrooms? Wtf ya talking about

>>18910513
No they're just regular food mushrooms. I dont have this reaction to eating them. I would probably never be able to bring myself to eating one because I have this reaction to just seeing them.

It feels like a sort of danger response from deep in the lizard part of the brain. Like fight or flight.

>>18910465
salt
praying to god believing it and having faith on Him
a cross
a crucifix
anything that reminds them of Jesus, for the evil can cause no harm to the believer
holy water
and lots of lights in your house

>>18910472
these tips are designed to leave me more vulnerable to them. i can only assume you're one of them, and you've figured out how to use computers.

I'd find a motel and a hooker, anon. You can pay the hooker to just stay awake, they do weirder shit.

now, to propose a dogmatic christian argument which may be brought up, and strike it down to only allow actually possible avenues of thought

>eve was created from adams rib, therefor she is of his flesh and is to follow the same rule[singular] set down by god for adam
and to a similar point:
>as a married couple, they are the same flesh, the same being, and are subject to the same law of god as eachother.

this is a fact of the physical, material existance, which god is above, and knows everything about; which isnt to say that those points are valid.
but those points arent valid, in that if either of those proclamations were desired to be by god, he merely would have told eve as he told adam to stay away from those fruits,
and also, married couples being flesh is only stated by ADAM, in reference to his affection for eve, not by god
and as much as well, adam could have told eve, if he thought as much, not to eat the fruit as well, and eve probably would have stayed away, even if not commanded by god, just to please her husband adam, knowing he could not partake of the fruit.

and yet, eve stays oblivious to a rule that does not need to, nor is it implied to, be in effect for her, and so does something she is allowed to do, not knowing it is banned from her husband, and so offers it to him as well, who partakes as well, yet against the directions of the lord.

so the true moral of the garden of eden story is not "women are evil and worship the devil"
its "the devil will tell people to do what they can, dont do the same thing if you arent supposed to" i guess??
or, more likely, the story was always meant to mean "don't listen to women, you'll always get into trouble."

Someone has already thought of this, OP:

https://christianity.stackexchange.com/questions/48931/who-told-eve-about-the-fruit

here, in the very first story of the bible narrative, we have an example of an action of this "divine, ultimate creator" where we must question his motives in sending BOTH adam and eve from the garden, when only ONE of them was actually forbidden from conducting the action which they both conducted.
>unless he just kicked them out for not staying naked, which in that case we dont need to question anything anymore.