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Just a meme.

>>18914038
They're a good placebo, but the only health benefits that come from fucking rocks are dietary with consuming a healthy amount of iron and minerals.

>>18914038
Well, my grandmother seemed to think that they work. My cousin and I were at her house and she put them on our foreheads and stuff. Nothing happened for me. I guess I just figured that she was a crazy old woman.

My cousin, on the other hand, claimed to have some sort of weird out-of-body experience where she felt totally relaxed. As if she were dead and watching her body from the afterlife.

Then again, my cousin had dropped some acid before hand. So, take that as you will.

>>18913890
Bump.

Texas fag here and yeah. I work in landscaping and recently weve been driving 2 hours to our current job site. I see like 5 helicopters 2-3 jets and random streaks in the sky with no origin. I can explain the former with im in texas and military bases galore but the weird streak lines starting really high above the clouds and continueing as far as I can see to the ground. Meteor Shower or someshit? Fuck if i know but its pretty sketch.

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>>18913890
>Not loving the sounds of freedom.

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>>18913883
What is it gonna take for you to wake up to the truth? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcDOSgNFCZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtDKLNKTXM0&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRLQgSfR4Fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yriecHSZPjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcGPFafDWaE&t=24s

>>18914077
Explain?

>>18913824
there are no real psychics. real psychics cease being psychics once they adopt such labels or methods to the madness. So your list is stonewall create for rioting beautiful minds with debilitating symptoms. Are you ready for your own rioting session?

"Real" psychics may not exist but we are all a little psychic. Many people have experienced dreams that later become reality.

I'm psychic
Tomorrow the sun will come up from the east. 100% accurate prediction.

That's quite a feminine handwriting you got there

put the pen down
take a deep breathe
clear your mind

>>18913813
pick up the pen
hold your breath
think sexual thoughts

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>>18913752
If anyone knows Ed. Tell him I am in love with him and want to have his babies.

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>>18913752
This is the Vatican's audience hall btw... Why the fuck does it look like a serpent?

>>18913752
>>18913770
DELET THIS

it looks like a flute that can't digest bananas takin' a shit

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>>18913765
my grandmother used to tell me of such things

stories from the motherland

such things
such horrors

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>>18913738
Pic related

sleep early

Pray to the niña blanca, duh

>>18913764
praying must not involve

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Here's a full picture

it's dust

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this is a meme

A few more details since nobody's biting

>the researcher investigated the inventions of a man I'll call P
>P was an inventor who helped patent a new textile process and from this made a lot of cash from the patents
>he pursued his hobby of metalworking with his daughter, and was in his 80s at the time
>since he was a young boy, he'd walk the streets of Prague where the alchemists would stay in historic times, and visit the museums, fascinated with the shapes of their tools and equipment
>he discovered accidentally that one of his replicas had strange effects when it was near him
>created scores of notes on these, making devices which stored biological energy and radiated it back out in different ways
>caught the attention of the KGB when he showed a friend of his how it could kill flies
>brought to Hungary to test it, and was proven true (the first researcher I contacted didn't want to talk about it but pointed me to the primary author...)
>P goes back to Czechoslovakia, which is invaded soon after
>P is lost to history, and after the whole "energy pyramid" hoax - or at least huge over statements - his research was lumper dogether with that and forgotten
>there is some evidence the DoD investigated for weapons purposes, and the scientist I am talking with worked for the IAEA
>however the scientific paper from Hungary states that even with the best devices, even though the effects can't be explained (monopole magnets, strange death rays, magnetizing plastics temporarily) it requires a lot of mental concentration to charge, leaving the person exhausted after
>there appears to be size limitations to the generators and accumulators, they usually can be no bigger than a globe or stack of books
>even though there may be some strange biological force that's being generated and amplified, the DoD could've abandoned it because it couldn't weaponize it

Tbh I wonder how I'll spread the word of this with no film shooting knowledge and no interest from the interwebs

>>18913822
>Make an interview and a short docmentary for youtube.
>Profit

There's a couple of youtubers here if you need help make the thread and they can give you pointers, have a bump and I'm monitoring.

It means you have a grandiose perception of yourself but you also know that deep down you might be a bad person.

it means you want to be like the baphoment, i.e. you want to be a girl with a dick. no shame in it

That sums up my entire being thank you 560

I once had the idea to have ASMR, take a shit and have an orgasm at the same time to reach nirvana.

>>18913526
Mmm...

Feasable.

>>18913495
Nothing, as usual. If you watch too much hypno porn you might fuck up the pleasure synapses in your brain. So, that I guess.

>>18913482
Short answer: Yes, but very unlikely from M's bullshit. If you're concerned you could use some sage and sweet grass for smudging, or you could learn the LBRP

>>18913482
M thread .... What spell did you use ?

That can happen, but usually it's just little annoying things. The big powerful things don't really have any incentive to mess with every dabbler that miscasts a spell.
The little annoying things are easy to get rid of as >>18913486 points out.

>>18913287
The Urantia Book

>>18913287
Thoreau's axe

Assuming you're not bullshitting, you do know how to survive in the woods right? No use studying magic if you're just gonna die of exposure or starve.

Well fuck if this gets no replies then I'll just post it again and again, I'm that desperate for it

Eat a box of benadryl

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>>18913272
Be careful of the astral projection. The demons on the middle plateau will take notice and will harass you more than jehovahs witnesses. Why not make this life. Now. Right now. The ultimate form of your fantasy? Hillary and her Jew friends weren't able to knock down the orange fella. Anything is possible. I don't think even your dreams would be as good as you want them to be, because you're too weak willed