What say you on this website /x/?
http://awakened2012.com/chakras.html
>>18951464
Scam
>charges $600 to treat one of your chakras
>charges $3k to remove your chakras
>website was made in 2012 but looks like it's from about 2002
gee idk OP what do you think?
>>18951464
I need to get my chakras back from this fucker
Anyone else find hairy, ape-looking, long-legged, bipedal hominids who cannot speak...terrifying? Imagine going back millions of years ago and seeing these Homo Erectus from afar...I find it unsettling.
Some more...
Even the more ape-looking ones like Australopithecus.
Time traveling, hiding in a bush and observing these...
(cont) ITT: I'm in the process of summoning demons or benevolent spirits with little non-traditional experience. any advice? im 23 yo
>inb4 do more research
i'd rather not and i feel more ready than ever now
stream it, so we can see them
Please stream
>>18951649
>>18951670
fuck off
this board needs some fukin Jesus Christ
God bless
did someone say jesus?
>>18951298
Kill yourself christ cuck. I'm Pagan for life
Praise God.
How do I get it back and what was it?
>As a kid I would dream of the future
>It would be very in-depth
>It was always moments in my life that didn't matter
>Usually lasts for less than a minute
>I would know what people were going to say, do, etc.
>Did not understand this was special
>Usually tried to do something random to throw the prediction off, I didn't like feeling out of control
>The more I did this the less it happened
>Now it never happens and i miss it
Also I used to always be able to snap on green lights and have street lamps go out I walked under. Don't know if that helps, but i was wondering if you guys could help me gets this stuff back.
So you guys will post all day about trying to fuck your imaginary friend, but actual paranormal is too boring, huh?
Practice. As you get older, your brain believes it is less possible and you get conditioned against it. Believe you can do it and practice and it'll come back. Well, that's for the electrokinesis. For precognition, keep a dream journal to increase dream memory. Chances are you're still having those dreams but just not remembering them.
>>18951281
I'll give you the short answer, through your life you have most likely picked up, without knowing, other peoples belief systems, on how the world and reality works.
What you have to do, is try and remove all those belief systems and through forms that aren't yours.
Stop listening to other people and take the bull by the horns.
If you ask specific questions I will give you my advice op.
Insomniac here Haven't slept for 8 days. Starting to see some weird stuff. Most of it doesn't happen during the day . I see a few things but the magic starts at night. after 3:00am I see these cabbage/vagina looking monsters (pic related I drew it with my mouse sorry it sucks). They float around and stick their tentacles in to the floor and in my head. Been watching them for the past couple days. Every once in a while I'll see a faceless man clipping hedges during the day in random spots. Like on a roof or something. He looks old. Also sometimes a ring of deformed children with multiple legs will circle me as I walk, starring me down. Myy pills come in tomorrow so it'll be over soon trying to enjoy this horror flick/acid trip while it lasts
>>18951260
Damn, that sounds like some Machinist shit
>>18951260
Are getting sleeping pills, or are you withdrawing from meds that you ran out of?
>>18951396
Sleeping pills
>>18951375
Yeah its prretty wild
Got some crazy channeling draws but not sure if anyone wants to see em I'm not too good of an artist but hey thought if anyone wants to see em I can post em.
>>18951204
how do you channel them? also bumping for interest
>>18951271
I tend to just meditate on the natural day to day flow of existence and I express that through my abstract Scribblings. ( I also Experimented with connecting to E.T life and trying to use my own homebrew of sacred numerology.)
have you ever come across something that looks kinda like pic related while doing this? more for my curiosity than anything else
>I find the images you draw to be intriguing, like they make sense in some way
So I used to explore abandoned places a while ago, before feeling down some broken stairs and being lost for two hours.
So when I explored a hospital, I saw a cassette tape, in the kids rec room. I examined the tape, no dust, no scratches on the case, I looked all over for a player, every drawer in the entire hospital and closets. there was a lot of boring stuff. no player. so I decided to go home and buy a player online, I reached into my pocket to get the tape to look at it, to Google about what the title, I then realized I didn't have the tape, so I looked for the tape again, boring. so I found the tape where I originally found it, but it was all deteriorated, it looked all dirty. I then heard something loud hit the floor, not like something just fell, but as if someone threw something down as hard as they could, I ran so fucking fast, I basically dived out of the window, I ran as fast as I could to get out of the area, I want to go back to get the tape, but I'm really scared. what the fuck caused this.
wtf that's my uncle lenny
>>18951181
Just go back and get the tape. The noise was probably a cat or raccoon
Do you own weapons? I'm not gonna lie, I don't think theres anything supernatural happening. Take any weapons you can, even just if for the confidence boost. I'm interested
when my camera suddenly malfunctioned and took this picture of a weird grey ghoul type severed head by the garbage can.
also look at it upside down closely
seems about normal, I dont get the malfunction but you seem to have caught a ghost, albeit a blurry one.
nice cookie jar
Share your first experience with Goetia
>>18951074
bump
I've just read goetia by Crowley, I want to conjur one, but now I don't have what it needs
>When I was 4 I was out in the front yard alone(we had a huge fence and my mum didn't give AF(my parents truly believe in survival of the fittest, straya and all)
>I was looking for 4 leaf clovers under this ancient gnarly tree that was covered in moss and was completely surrounded by clovers.
>Suddenly I feel very cold
>I feel like I'm being watched
>intensely
>shadows and darkness seem to surround me
>notevenbothered.mkv
>I was a fucking weird kid, my parents tell me lots of stories of me doing super strange stuff
>then I get this impulse to turn around, I feel magnetised to whatever is behind me.
>Cloaked figure surrounded by miasmic darkness, flowing robes made of liquid shadow.
>Very tall, like up to the eaves of the house.
>There is a giant crazy looking scythe floating next to it, not like any other I've seen before art or not.
>Its' hood protrudes out over the head really far but doesn't obscure the facial area
>Magnetic, Hypnotising, Blackest of beyond black holes for a face
>I get the sense it is contemplating me, kind of like checking me over for some quality
>I get the sense I have passed a life or death test
>The cloaked figure turns and kind of glides down the side of the house out of view
>whatevs_m90.dat
>I go inside because the sun has departed
>The next day I find our cat Blossom dead down the side of the house that cunt glided off to, dumb bitch would fight anyone, apparently even the D man himself lel
But yeah I've met that guy a few times, I hesitate to call him Death, it just doesn't really feel right, I feel like he deserves a way cooler title than that... Is this could be and Goetia?
>>18951966
Your autism is completely out of control
I have no idea if this question is /x/-related or not. I'll leave that for you to decide.
Let's say that you are a raving lunatic, but totally believe that what you have to say to the world is valuable and necessary. You have a crazed manifesto of strange and nearly unintelligible ramblings scrawled into a 98¢ composition book from Walmart that you MUST vomit forth into the world by the DEMANDS of your patron deity/unknowable force/personal delusions. You feel that you have no other purpose but to spread those foolish and probably incoherent ideas to others.......
My question is thus: If you were in this situation, where would you likely find a suitable (and cost effective) place to rent for the purpose of meetings/rituals/board games and whisky.
Surely some of you on /x/ are actually part of some group that regularly meets up to discuss Life, The Universe, and Everything. Where do you do it? In your house or your apartment? Do you own property? Do you know people who rent to quirky yet harmless folk?
I GOTS to know!
>>18951044
Brother Diddy, please accept.
>>18951051
All are accepted, breh. As long as you're just as confused as Us.
>>18951044
>Surely some of you on /x/ are actually part of some group that regularly meets up to discuss Life, The Universe, and Everything. Where do you do it?
Usually at my house, we use my house. But it seems wherever I go the topic always ends up along those lines, even when I'm not the one bringing it up.
>In your house or your apartment?
House
Do you own property?
Yes, we do.
Do you know people who rent to quirky yet harmless folk?
No, I don't. The people I know who rent investment portieres let their real estate engage the renters
How will you be celebrating? Since it's also the birthday of the Illuminati, how will they be celebrating? What will be their blood sacrifice?
>>18950776
you should fucking try to merge the two pillars
>>18950776
Dammit Belthane, last year they made an entire boat with childrens dissapear in Somalia.
I'm going wth Fire & Blood sacrifice, courtesy of thr NWO/Illuminati.
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>>18950723
Where do I get extra lives? Also why is premium time only time played and not offline time?
And why is it pay to win?
there's nowhere for me to pick up cute girls, can you fix that please? thank you.
>>18950723
Well, I'm supposed to be playing Game of War but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Hey /x/, always been a lurker and never really posted but I finally have something worth sharing. I can’t comprehend what’s happened but I’ll try to explain it all in green text. Pic related is just an image from google as I didn’t even think to take a picture at the time.
>One week ago, it was about 9pm when I got a call from my Aunty, asking me if I could housesit for a week while she goes on holiday
>I asked her if her work was okay with it, and she replied with a quick “it’s fine”
>She sounded anxious and was muttering quickly in a low voice, I asked if she was okay and she didn’t reply. She just said “I… I just need you to take care of the house for a bit, okay?”
>I said it was fine and I’d be there tomorrow morning, she said she’d leave the keys above the front door and abruptly hung up.
>the next morning I started my drive to her house
>it was about a 3 hour drive and was in the middle of nowhere, just a big two story house surrounded by paddocks
>I got there at 11am, pulling into the driveway I saw a blue and red for sale sign, she didn’t tell me she was selling the house
>I found her car was gone too, she hadn’t even stayed to greet me
>There were no neighbours for miles, and the fields were all empty, not a single cow or horse as far as the eye could see
>I walked up the steps to the front porch, found the key and walked inside, making my way to the kitchen
>I looked around and noticed there was a note on the counter, examining it closely there was something scribbled on it, I could only just make out that it said “lock the doors at night”
> I was a little creeped out because no one ever came out here, but I figured she was just making sure I was careful
>I walked into the lounge room and went to turn the T.V on but it didn’t work. I tried the light switch and that didn’t work either
>checking the fuse box I found it was off, so I switched it back on
>>18950659
cont
>having a look around I noticed something strange
>the bedroom window above the fuse box was boarded shut
>I went back inside to investigate
>Walking into the bedroom I instantly felt uneasy
>I decided to check inside the closet. The closet doors are made out of slats that you can see through
>there was a video camera placed on the middle shelf, facing the bed
>allmywat.jpg
>I decided to switch it on and see what was on it, but when I looked all the files were corrupted
>I spent the rest of the day watching T.V and drinking the beer she left in the fridge, until about 6:30pm
>I got up and walked out the the front porch, sat down with my beer and lit up a smoke. The sun was setting, the orange glow washed over the paddock’s and front porch
>I was zoned out, thinking about childhood memories when I noticed a strange feeling. It was like an electric current pulsing through my body, it almost felt like I was attached to a second body that was floating around
>I felt I could move it at will and started spinning it around in a circle
>I began to visualise a circular room, with little booths around the edges with people in them, my friends were there and some of my favourite celebrities too
>As I spun the feeling around I imagined it was activating the booths as it spun to each one, and that I was using this feeling to communicate with them
>It felt like I could open my eyes too, and I imagined we were floating around this room together with our second bodies
>I moved the feeling to the right side of my body and suddenly felt extremely comfortable, like I could really appreciate the ambience of the sunset, I moved it to my left and felt a sudden urge to light my lighter and just watch the flame flickering
>>18950661
cont
>Bringing myself back to reality I looked around the front yard, it was night now and the stars were appearing
>it was almost 8pm now so I went back inside to watch some more T.V. As I was watching it I remembered the circular room, and thought maybe I was connected to the people on the T.V
>I was talking to them in my head and making sure not to look at them, darting my eyes around the screen to avoid eye contact, one of them even stretched their hand out to where I was looking and quickly drew it back for absolutely no reason
>I wanted to laugh but I thought that I probably shouldn’t react to it, so I tried my hardest to stay composed
>I turned the T.V off a put some music on through my iPod plugged into some speakers
>I wasn’t paying too close attention to the music until I noticed something
>there were definite patterns emerging in the lyrics to all these different songs, they seemed to be talking about the feeling I was experiencing earlier
>it seemed like people were singing about it, writing lyrics like “back and forth what’s it for?”, “all it is is a feeling” many others
>My focus was broken when I heard the wind picking up outside, and a soft tapping noise coming from the hallway
>I instantly felt creeped out, but I went to find the source anyway
>I walked into the hallway and stared down the long dark corridor
>my heart sank
>the door was open, I had forgotten to lock it and shut it properly, the wind must have opened it
>I edged my way forward until I made it to the door, shutting it and locking it as quick as I could. I stood there from a moment and concentrated on the silence, I had stopped the music when I heard the door
>the feeling was getting stronger the closer I was to the door
>>18950666
cont
>I slowly tiptoed my way back to the lounge room, when out of nowhere the lights cut off
>I mustered up my courage and made my way to the back door, to my dismay I had forgotten to lock it too
>I slowly walked to the fuse box, scanning the yard under the dim moonlight, only to find the power was still on. I flicked it off and on again, but nothing happened
>I crept back through the door into the kitchen. I stood silent for a moment and decided I should look for a torch or some candles
>I was about the open a kitchen draw when the feeling started getting worse and I felt my instincts tell me to go home
>I managed to find a torch that worked
>I spun around and looked at my surroundings, nothing seemed out of the ordinary
>slowly I walked back to the lounge room and turned the music back on, when I realised something strange. The speakers worked. I turned the T.V on and it worked too
>confused, I tried the lights, and they didn’t work
>it was then that I heard it
>so distant but I’m sure I heard it
>a low voice said “so close”
>I spun around but I was definitely alone
>I thought maybe the wind and the darkness was playing tricks on my mind
>With the music making me feel a bit more relaxed I decided to take a look around the house
>I made my way into my aunty’s bedroom to have another look around, this time searching through the closet
>I eventually found something
>It was one of those black and red notebooks
>It seemed to have nothing in it, until I got the about the middle
>pic related, I took a photo with the flash on my phone
>the phrases made me think back to the feeling I was having earlier, it was sort of still there
https://imgur.com/gallery/hLh8G
>>18950618
Wow. Damn sure looks like him.
>>18950618
What is that? A ghost at Columbine?
Why is his ghost 2 to 3 feet tall?