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Mi6. His joining all the secret societies gave him access. Him doing weirdo occult stuff gave him street cred. He was like the mandarin in iron man 3, only on highly addictive drugs.

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>>18948746

>Never read Crowley, nor done his rituals.

The man was one of the hardest working of us that has ever existed. He was the real deal.

He would love what you said though.

And a Doctor prescribed him heroin for his lungs. He hated being addicted to drugs.

He discover the universe is a artificial simulation, so nothing is true, everything is permitted.

>>18948678
Reincarnation is accomplished by rotating the infinite wheel of consciousness. This requires a relationship with the ultimate, integrated consciousness--that personality frame that contains all personality frames. If this is something you're interested in, you can read through my posts below. And after doing so, if you're still interested in modifying your consciousness for the purpose of preparing a reincarnation experience, I will assist you in doing so if I am able. But first, I need to know how you think yourself, in relation to the collective consciousness.

>>18948608

>>18948699
What if I just get hit by a Japanese truck instead?

>>18948678

It's on my list to establish a consciousness-swapping mechanism to allow, among other things, travel between the worlds. It's complicated to figure out how to implement different UI's across different domains since they have radically different rules of operation, so it may take a while. We also have to figure out permissions. It may be a somewhat bureaucratic process. The basic idea will be established in the next few days though and we'll go from there.

'No More Tears' shampoo is a lie

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I dont completely get it but this is some cool shit

If everyone on Earth laughed/meditated for one day the entire planet would literally transform and Ascend instantaneously into great Light and a perfect Utopia with no more wars and free prosperity and liberation for all.

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>>18943731
[ insert cancer against cancer joke here ]

>>18943731
I wish you all the best. May fortune smile on you. And may life favour you.

Positivity is not saying "yay you beat cancer"

Positivity is loving life even when having terminal cancer.

And on the long run, we all do.

>>18942938
dont do it if youre mentally weak.

>>18942953
define mentally weak

>>18942938
Most comfortable I've ever been.

Imagine floating in bliss. No weight of gravity

nypi
not your personal informants

I've seen LARPers claiming to belong to a secret society (no name given) that wants to promote personal development and individual accomplishment, and who are explicitly opposed to the collectivist Illuminati.

Also, Antarctic Nazis are chill.

>>18942690
Good is relative. The best ones, nobody discusses. What are the best aspects of a successful shadow? It seems like it belongs there. Isn't questioned. Is part of the background. Doesn't end up all over 4chan should be one of them.

Why dont you manipulate it so you can stop being a fucking faggot man

frog picture threads = crap threads

>>18940635
Agreed. OP is 4 years old.

Give me a tl;dr

>>18940194
It's ok, we need the app to cull the population.

>>18940194
Because it's in the national news, you can guarantee it's bullshit. Just this month's fear porn for helicopter parents.

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>>18917992
You should try to post some yourself op, to get the thread started. Google works just fine. But since I want some reading myself tonight, I'll help the thread get started.
Enjoy, and have a nice day.

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>>18918394

if someone could please screencap these I'd be much obliged
I'm not good at greentexting so im gonna tell it normally
this happened in a starry and "clean" night , no clouds and shit
i was going home from a friend's house (2 blocks away) and taking my time looking at the stars and shit , then i heard the loudest thunder , it felt exactly like if someone shot a 50 cal next to me , i jumped around and lo and behold , 5 lights (or 1 that moved fast as fuck) over the soyfields (not even a country cuck , my town is weird and there's soyfileds just by a residential area ) , of course , me being 1 digit old , i run faster then a Kenyan back to my home , took me 2 seconds to get home and lock the door, i couldn't sleep that night , and heard dogs barking all night long
sorry it isn't me raping some ayys but actual real stories aren't THAT spooky
will share another one

another one
any lurkers?
>be me
>going from rio grande to [city redacted]
>if you know what this is , it's a lonely piece of road , specially when no normies are driving from to their discount vacation spot
>see a sign that says "watch out for wild animals" with a durr in it
>think to myself "huh i tought there was no deer around here"
>butwaittheresmore.fuck
>a durr jumps in front of our car, but something was off
>mind goes into replay mode
>deer looked .... off
>it's legs looked way bulkier than they should be
>holyshitgoatman.jpg
>didn't browse /x/ back then, but knew what goatman was

was so fucking spooky
got another one and then im done

>be me
>going from [city redacted] to grandma's house to relax a bit
>long ass drive , roughly 500 km
>car fucks up
>tire flattens
>wellaintthatgreat.jpg
>have to repair it
>mind goes into primal survival mode and i feel that gut wrenching
>set up a lantern that i had on the ground
>on the edge of the light i see ... things
>oh shit nigger
>clutching dagger
>shadows moving closer as the batteries start to run out
>they finish up fixing the wheel and we resume
>almost got killed by nigger shadows

Every person that sells books about conspiracies is a fraud

He's not selling books.... Yet!

>>18952115
it only took one slip from corey for me to see him as a fraud. he said that the "aztec aliens" told him that they could now use 100% of their brains and that humans would also be able to increase their 10% usage, i'm paraphrasing here but for this dickhead to be pushing the 10% meme that was debunked decades ago and then to claim an advanced alien told him so...

>>18951880
Watch out for the poultrygeists.

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>>18951908
get regular chick ups

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>>18951646
its the european version of the game
case closed

>>18951646
Wait a minute hol up. Who the fuck is Dynablaster?

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>>18951646
What I remember ...

>>18951575
Lovecraft was a.mediocre racist writer with neat ideas. That's all.

>>18951579
I don't know, from what I've seen on this board and other places, the world really is comparable to that of his works. I just can't shake the feeling we should take heed.

>>18951575
I think in a since, yes. Also Lovecraft is one of my favorite writers.

>>18951496
why are this dreams so shitty then?

>>18951496
The matrix... IN SPAAAAAAAACE!

Haey that reminds me of a cartoon I saw on public television. Am I woke naow?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=szzVlQ653as