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we all atlantian at heart, bruther

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>>18958530
I always suspected that some elder Gods browsed this place, bored with eternal life.

>>18958565
that's actually, legitimately something you believe?

>>18958407
If you're so smart, why are you on 4chan?

>>18958409
how will OP ever recover.

>>18958407
Me helping you...take a standard spiel about God:
Humans got eternal life technology. This happened thousands of years ago. They use machines to control, flex, their muscles to plan what is happening. They plan because they know if all humans live then the humans who get eternal life technology live. Many humans were dying while the humans who get eternal life were trying to plan how to force all humans live, and many humans ARE dying while the humans ARE trying to plan how to force all humans live. A human is to be God, and humans are to be God.
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Humans accessed eternal life technology...thousands of years earlier than now. They mingled, cooperated, conflicted, and married humans not accessing eternal life technology. They are savage by their reliance of computer controlled muscle flexing technologies of electricity caused at body by computers far of miles. Thus they learn simple methods of forcing eternal life. All humans are forced to live since if all humans live then humans who access eternal life technology are among those humans living. The history/herstory of humans dying is while the savages are forced (flexing caused by machines) to live their best try to force all humans live. A human is to be God, and humans are to be God.

On your 16th birthday when you blow out your candles, wish for some better story telling skills.

>>18958402
OP here, I wouldn't waste my time here telling edgy stories beliveve me, and I don't feel like paying $10 for an even more edgy 'magik book' to help me out.

Is /x/ really the new /b/......?

>>18958348
Golden Rule: Don't put your dick in crazy

BUMPING THIS!!

Also noticed he published a book with the same title. Just an fyi.

>>18958323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P50Xx56qvZk this is?

So what's this then?

>>18958212
mona lisa

>>18958212
grifter

Was he really a satanist?

He cucked jack parsons

>>18958255
Who is Jack Parsons, what does that mean?

>>18958153
>1. What areas scares you the most? Where do you feel uneasy?
Theoretically, space scares me the most. Second would be extremely small caves/tunnels. Third is probably underwater.
>2. What is the most unsettling trait in a person? What qualities do people have that make you frightened?
Lack of reactions or lack of facial changes are the fucking worst. Reactions in-congruent to a situation are scary too.
>3. Where did the scariest dream you've ever had take place?
Dreamt I was a rover-type probe on the moon and I fell down into a crater. I couldn't stop myself and I didn't have the right body. Freaked me out.
>4.what noises scare you the most?
Alarms or maniacal laughter.
>5. what animals scare you the most?
Wasps.
>6.what is the worst possible thing that could happen to you?
Buried alive or released into space with no hope of rescue. Basically, the slow death.
>7. what is your worst childhood experience?
My dad developed schizophrenia and chased my family with a shotgun and then killed himself when he couldn't catch up with us. I was 11.
>8. Where/when do you feel the most alone?
I work at a corner store during the night and I feel very uneasy and alone when the store is empty and it's just me.

Please post your stories, OP, preferably in image format for easy saving. /x/ needs some OC creepypastas.

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Misty mornings on parade day.
Passion. Nothing is more terrifying then a believer, a fool.
A creature had restrained me and stole my face, and placed it's writhing mask over my eyes to be it's replacement. I only woke up after i had felt it melt my eye's to make room.
The whispering ones that never stop.
The ones that are running when they have no need. A deer fleeing in the forest, A bird screaming from a tree, a moose throwing itself into a lake desperate to make it to the other side.
To have all the answers to the wrong test in the end.
Had to have a tooth removed when i was six. They told me they had numbed my jaw. They missed and got my tongue. I couldn't scream or tell them, and they held me down and reached in with scissors and clamps and a scalpel and tore it out of me.
After a hard choice to help people, and i find out there was no way to help them, and nothing i did mattered or helped and there's nothing more i can do.


That sums it up pretty much.

>>18958202
I might post make a thread and post one and post one in the future.

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>>18958118
Blue...like sacred blue protocol, the blue of a human who is dying or dead soooo CARE!
Way-el.
Way, a means...how to get something...how to experience something.
El. The. Main.

Someone gets to live no matter what other people seem to want, and you are being ranked among with all the others who are not being forced to live no matter what other people want. Maybe some of you are being forced to live no matter what other people want.

There are better ways to understand reality. A better version of such a game involves trying to force other humans live...and when you get smashed, stabbed, bashed, slashed, or other harmed, then we see if you are a blue whale.

I hope all you humans live eternal life. Humans already accessed eternal life technologies. I want the despair code changed to a, "trying is enough" code.

>>18958169
?

>>18958243
What I think about the, "suicide game" of which humans are challenged to do actions while the last action challenged is suicide.

>>18958024
Yes I did, kill yourself.

>>18958048
So other anons don't waste their time on this:

20 9 13 5 9 19 21 16
"Time is up."

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"You never saw it coming."

Binary in the gif reads:

"The watcher has arrived."

With that, there's nothing else.

if youre so smart, why do you hang around places filled with stupid people?

checkmate dumbass, get fucked

Your closer to half my IQ than you are to my IQ
You might just be the smartest person in america

>>18957868
nab 'im

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>>18957745
Same.

>>18957745
CWC pls, it's not going to work.

Try this spell.....
Write on a scrap of paper your affirmation to become a girl.
Climb Mount Washington in NH sometime between the 1st and 31st day of December.
At the top, put the scrap of paper deep into the anus of the nearest weather station employee.
Spin around twenty three times on your tip toes.
You will be a girl as of the last spin.

>>18957743
P.S. I highly recommend reading the stories that may be posted here while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFsgkNmMg0 or other alien-sounding muskc.

>>18957490
yeah ive been up for like 6 hours now

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>>18957497
Then tell me if u would buy this

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>>18957497
Or the sticker for a fiver

Phone light that reflected on the window

>>18957499

I would've said the same thing but I took a few pictures in succession from the exact same position/angle and none of them had any kind of flash reflected in the window

Looks like bird shit smeared on the window to me....

First of all, repetition is one of the few defining characteristics of music. Without repetition, it's arguable that no noise is music.

The short, hooky, catchy melodies you're describing can also be described as universally relatable. This sort of music is great for adverts, because it is recognizable, easy to reproduce, mentally, and "danceable", for lack of a better term, all with only seconds to spare. It sells.

You might be thinking something sinister, but in reality, it doesn't get any darker than capitalism at work. Don't think too much of it.

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>>18957477
It's kinda boring, but sometimes, it's just the way of the world at work. Sometimes, it's a bit of both. Sometimes, THEY want you to think it's the former.

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Call it a brown dwarf, call it a planet, call it what you will, but I believe that something akin to Nibiru or "Nemesis" is real. The reason we're always wrong about the minor details, and arguably big ones like when it's coming within the Asteroid Belt again, is because we're not the experts. The experts are busy not informing eachother, playing dumb, or suppressing the truth of the matter.