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No.

>>18955367
Okay I guess that settles that then

>>18955340
Just allow negative thoughts to consume your body and mind, and then act on impulsive bad decisions. You're now a demon manifest in the flesh by choosing dumb shit.

>>18955337

one could grab a quick nibble every now and then with exposed flesh

if you make a bulletproof/zombieproof lube-suit then sure

>>18955376
alright so lets say you wear one of them leather suits and lube that up. Besides the heat that would work great

Hair grows back within a day or two you would constantly have to find the time and the safe haven to completely shave your entire body every single day

Looks like runes.
Ingwaz, algiz, sowilo.

>>18955325
Did you find that specific combination of runes? If so enjoy your ghost dickings tonight.

>>18955332
Thanks man, they are exactly that! I found on a site some meanings about them but it gives me no clue. It could be just fooling around.

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>>18955068

You have sexual urgencies that we can't do nothing about.

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>>18955075
> You have sexual urgencies that we can't do nothing about.
?

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>>18954939
I keep telling people not to kill spiders because they are reincarnated wizards, and now I have proof!

Someone post the ghost puncher pasta.

>nukes
>boner

>>18954924
No. That would be the worst thing you could possibly do to a ghost. Ghosts are made of energy. That energy came from an emotionally traumatic moment and imprinted itself on the environment. A nuclear bomb would only amplify the energy and create either 1,000,000 ghosts scattered across the countryside OR ONE GIANT GHOST. Do you want to bear the responsibility for unleashing that upon the living?

>>18954785
We helped you, don't go to far in your ego trip or you'll get lost.

>John Titor gets space pussy
What a pimp.

>weaboo thread is a crap rp thread

What a shocker.

Tell me it is not made of iron

>>18954585
You're in luck bro, you can't piss off something that doesn't exist.

>>18954592
I was looking at stone.

>>18954256
>there any kind of magick or third eye bullshit I can do to get animals to like me?
have you tried petting and feeding them?

Yah. If you can play charades, then you must be psychic.

Animals are just generally more skilled at this for two reasons:

- Nobody ever told them they couldn't
- They dont't have as many words

A good way to practice is ducks. Go to the park, and for once in your life, try seeing them as individual people. They're not all the same size. Did you know that? They don't all have the exact same feather patterns. Have you ever noticed that?

If you can't tell one duck from another in a flock, then you're going to have the same kind of relationship as racists who explain they all Chinese people are the same--in a conversation about Korea.

Once you're able to tell one duck from another, you'll be able to notice something else too; they have different personalities. They have different social structures, including one usually larger duck who's always in charge. And if you can get their manager to communicate to the other ducks that you're cool, then you're in.

But see, that's the tricky part. Because it has to seem like the head honcho's idea. If he seems intimated by you, they're all going to scatter, because if he gets nervous, they all get nervous. So to get in with the ducks, close enough to let you see their babies if you want to, you have to be able to isolate the one in charge, and observe the way others circle around him.

Notice how they sway while they walk by, exactly how far they keep distance, how long they hold eye contact. If you can match those frequency equations, and show to the flock that you have the same kind of relationship with them as they have to each other, you'll be in.

Have you eger been *inside* a duck flock? Like, actually all the ducks around you in a circle, without them taking off in flight? I have. It's neat.

Thos guy does it with lions, no guns:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tC7DuEEk-zY

>>18954697
WACIST!!!!!

Nothing documented or otherwise has ever happened there, hence the nickname "most boring park in America". Sorry :(

>>18953909
Damn /:
What about Yosemite? And creepy things there?

>>18953880
(64:6.7) Because of this great retrogression the red men seemed doomed when, about sixty-five thousand years ago, Onamonalonton appeared as their leader and spiritual deliverer. He brought temporary peace among the American red men and revived their worship of the "Great Spirit." Onamonalonton lived to be ninety-six years of age and maintained his headquarters among the great redwood trees of California. Many of his later descendants have come down to modern times among the Blackfoot Indians.

>>18953810
>Crap thread
>crap image

OP still cursed, too cursed to be able to tell

>>18953820
but he curse me to harm, not to make dumb

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>>18953810
pyrobro here, wiccans think they're all that but they're really just fucking losers


basically the kind of people that post threads with frogs and cry about having no gf on /x/

Another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3PW8cQG-Fw

Some of them have random game names or just random words at the begining and then something in Russian
I am pretty freaked out to be honest.

>>18953638
it might be somebody who is learning to manipulate computer graphics.

>>18953638
>minecraft
its an autistic ghost

>>18953632
Try Chinese Martial arts. Most Spiritualism and Magic is about empowering what you already have.

Qi-Gong is a light exercise used to move the Spirit Energy around the body and strengthen it.

Every kind of witchcraft comes from carnal lust, OP.

>>18953632
>what is proteine
get the fuck back to /fit/ you manlet

>>18953527

OP, did you know that large animals have claws and that they sharpen them on tree trunks routinely?

Did you know that things like bears exist?

But no, I'm sure it's a portal. Occam's razor after all.

>>18953547
Dude its definitely a werebear.

Haha, I know it could be some animal but in my country, especially in the Warsaw (in the Nature Reserve) there is no such animals exist. The biggest animal is a deer. And trees are black, like it was touched by fire but there is no damage. Only claws.

pics someone?

>>18953516

Of what you idiot?

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>>18953516
I caught this on my shitty night cam last night. I swear you can see a face in the trees.