What the fuck are these reptilians that you autists keep going on about?
>>18964282
david icke has written extensively about them over the past 20 years.
>>18964282
A meme from the 80s that never really died out in paranormal communities.
I'll always have a fondness for David Icke and that shitty Truthism website just because it provided me with a ton of entertainment during high school, I've always been very interested in ufology and aliens.
Are you ready to go on a path to enlightenment? Are you ready to take a journey? There are infinite possibilities. I will show you the way. Your heart and mind must be pure, the light is hard to obtain.
Ok what shall i do?
>>18964243
What's your skype? We will need to talk and I like to see my students face to face. Don't be shy. Let's chat.
There are a wide variety of subjects we will need to discuss. Remember, there are infinite possibilities.
>>18964260
Don't have Skype or cam. What's your orientation?
Why the fuck are aliens so interested in my asshole?
>>18964109
Because it takes so much dick, they suspect that they could advance their wormhole technology with its mysteries
>>18964113
KEK
>>18964113
Don't they have their own assholes?
Which website we used to draw these ?
Anyone remembers ?
It was called Scribbler Too and was on zefrank.com but the site seems to have been taken down
Mario Klingemann, who made the program, said on twitter
>It seems like Ze Frank is moving on and once I find time I'll host ScribblerToo back at my own server.
If I think I am being possessed by a spirit or anything how do I remove it
Have you tried asking it nicely to please stop, and making it clear that you do not wish to be posessed?
>>18963936
I didnt but I doubt it will listen. It seems intent on ruining my life
Copious amounts of antipsychotics and/or mood stabilisers.
Hey Prometheus here. I was somehow reborn. I fuking hate Gods for what they did to me. I will share with you all their secrets to. Keep track of my posts.
>>18963830
tk please
>>18963830
Unless you have cold fusion or warp travel or something to catapult our tech like you did with fire, you can fuck right off back to that rock and vulture.
Which God has the biggest dick?
Researching primal fears, post pics of "pale face black eyes" bc pic related is the only one i have, and I hate having to use yolandi for everything
>>18963758
ggrks https://www.google.com/search?q=pale+face+black+eyes&tbm=isch
>>18963758
Ive actually thought about this a lot, how the classic monster that draws on primal fear has an elongated face, sharp teeth, either piercing or black eyes, and a pale face, and it's all fairly easily explained, long face, sharp teeth, piercing eyes, think wolves, big cats, bears, and for a pale face and black eyes think of a stereotypical sick person, sunken dull eyes, deathly pale, both of these things would have meant death for you and everyone around you in primal times, so an instinctual fear of them was developed. Also you can never have enough yolandi
>>18963785
Look through those images and tell me if you seee anything other than depressed emos with black and white filter on. Theres a reason i made a thread, because i cant find it anywhere else
HARAMBE CONSPIRACY THEORIES 2017:
The death of Harambe:
Many anons still believe the official version of events as told by Cincinnati zoo, however shortly after his death many sources came forward which put the official version of the tragic killing of Harambe in to question as told by Cincinnati officials.
Many people believe the child who crawled in to the enclosure was in fact a CIA operative used as part of a false flag operation to discredit the Gorillas of Cincinnati zoo and ultimately put to doubt there claims of Russian hackers being involved in the great leaking on the internet of the Jew Holocaust of 1933 - 1944, causing the civil war of Kekistan in 1979.
It was also well known at the time that Harambe was working on a memoir detailing how is great uncle was used as a martyr for one NASA space program that would ultimately lead to his death in 1964.
It was also later revealed that two of the zoo workers who's job it was to keep watch on Harambe were told not to come in to work on the day of the killing as the zoo was being temporarily closed for refurbishment,despite the fact private investigators found no evidence of any work being done at the zoo on the day of the killing.
Which begs the question just what exactly took place on the day of May 28, 2016 at Cincinnati zoo and why have authorities gone to such great lengths to cover up the truth?
old meme. dead meme
Kys
This whole post
Ever single word
Screams reddit
Homo Martis Terris (Earth Man on Mars)
A sister race of ours which was stranded on Mars after a large planetary cataclysm which had destroyed much life and civilization on the Martian surface many, many years ago. They are generally taller and are more technologically advanced than Earth humans (us). They also typically have bald heads and wear nehru-like clothing.
The photo looks strange because NASA alters photos they publish to either hide anomalies or make anomalies more difficult to spot.
>>18963543
you should delete this then start spamming threads stating that a real image of martians was posted and watch all of 4chan have a seizure trying to find it
>>18963543
Dunno man, looks pretty fake
>>18963543
they look like Slavs
I once went through lots of things that made me go crazy and now I can't make myself feel good about anything, but its easy as fuck to feel embarrassment or sadness, all I did today was make a social mistake and feel like crying now. My sadness comes and goes constantly but I can't feel a moment of moderate happiness?
>>18963382
>I can't feel a moment of moderate happiness?
reach out to the man who loves you.
tell him how you feel.
he will guide you to this happiness.
also, pray with him. say "amen." agree spiritually with him.
>>18963382
You went through a period of isolation im assuming? regardless neurons and the dopamine system have to be used regularly or they stop working properly. It's very much a use it or lose it situation and you lost it. Antidepressants can kick it back into gear but only dumb faggots need to take this route. Since you're a dumb faggot anyway it's not a bad idea.
>>18963632
Antidepressants numb dopamine tho!
What's his problem?
>>18962347
Trust
>>18962347
>>18962347
Die Hard. Die Harder. Die Harder With a Vengeance. I mean basically where can you go from that? Just becomes, you know... whatever. Twelve monkeys was good though. Haha.
>>18962410
Fifth Element will always be my favourite... Love and aliens and being super green.
>For those who are not familiar:
The full rotation of the Earth's axis along the 12 zodiac constellations (months) makes 1 full year.
>For those who are:
I find the concept very interesting, especially the fact that human civilization seems to have evolved according to the ages (months). Does anyone else have any more info on it?
>>18962144
>The full rotation of the Earth's axis along the 12 zodiac constellations (months) makes 1 full year.
Huh? The Earth's Axis? The Earth spins on it's axis once every ~24 hours. Not sure what you're trying to say.
>>18962185
The earth is tilted. That tilt axis makes a full rotation in 26000 years.
so , /x/ , what us your religions version of the apocalypse ? atheists need not apply
in my family we're all Christians but also very spiritual
here's how it is simplified
>youll know it when it happens
>knowing meaning that gut wrenching feeling of "oh shit" when you're watching a car crash for example
>for 3 days dark like the darkest nighy you and your loved ones will neeed to hold on inside , you can not open your door for anything, even if your grandma's outside , it's a trick
>it will occur after all of the bible's signs for the apocalypse happen
sp00ky
God isn't real. Prove it is.
Protip: You can't.
>>18962065
yawn
>>18962057
The bible is talking about the end of the current age (pisces), not the end of humanity.
I recently watched a presentation by a physicist who did a study on the two slit experiment in particle physics...
for those of you not familiar, here is a 10 minute TL:DR that does a pretty good job of explaining it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW6Mq352f0E
Anyway, The scientist did a massive study over about 8 years that is currentrly being repeated. It dealt with meditating on the outcome of the particle/wave result of the two slit experiment. (if observed, it becomes a particle, if unobserved it becomes a wave)
In the case of the project, The scientist studied the effects of meditating on the outcome to see if it would affect the outcome in an empirical method, which demonstrated the ability to manipulate tangible systems in the universe with only ones mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRSBaq3vAeY here is a link to the presentation.
What does /x/ think of this in terms of magic/ wicca practice?
>>18961883
All of this is just taking sciencetific words and pushing them together to make nonsense. I advise you to find a new source of information about physics.
>>18961888
OP here, are you saying the science is bullshit?
If so, why? The data seems pretty solid with thousands of participants statistically analyzed
(no trolling intended)
In regards to law of attraction or whatever you want to call it, there was a brief period where I was able to attract the few things I really wanted, as well as completely lift my depression because I was able to put a lot of focus on them, but this wore off after a few months and no matter what I attempted to try and focus or change things, nothing has worked at all; if anything, I've tried a lot harder than I did before. It's been another 5 years of depression and nothing working out - I don't get it at all.
My little brother and I saw a leprechaun a long time ago. Here goes the story:
My brother and I shared a bedroom, his bed in one corner of the room, mine in the other. One early morning, I wake up and rub my eyes only to see a leprechaun standing in the doorway of our room. I didn't say anything, I'm just sat up in my bed, shocked with my eyes wide open trying to comprehend what I was seeing. My brother wakes up a few seconds later to see my stunned face looking in the doorway. He looks there only to see the same thing. This leprechaun looked very much like a stereotypical leprechaun. He was about 3 feet tall, wore typical leprechaun clothing, had red hair and facial hair, etc. His face looked very old and weathered, lots of wrinkles. While standing in the doorway, he was blowing raspberries at both of us, pic related, but replace the face with a mischievous grin. The whole time he was doing this (maybe a minute), he didn't make a single noise. After that terrifying minute was up, my brother and I have no recollection of how the leprechaun left. We told our parents about what happened, but they said that we were both dreaming (I don't know how two people can have the same exact dream). We've only told our family and closest friends about what happened, but we get made fun of for believing in leprechauns, or just get told to stop making things up. I haven't told this story in years so sorry if it sounds all jumbled up. I'm just curious if anyone on /x/ has experience with leprechauns or if anyone knows a lot about them that they can share some information to me. I can't find much info on them or any actual sighting stories on the internet. Feel free to ask me questions about what I saw.
Bump
I live in the U.S. btw, not Ireland.
>>18961438
if there's a steady paycheck involved, I'll believe anything you say
>>18961911
Damn it, Winston.