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>>18969393
Shut up Santa.

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ugly old homosexual manlet jimmy randy btfo by handsome debonair ladies man tom "big toe" cambell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODC_6o51Cfc

>>18969401
>>18969411
Schizos on damage control. Lol

>>18969335
How did he sin? The idea is that he never committed a sin, a perfect man.

>>18969357
He lost his faith.

>>18969335
you know I read the book of mathew for the first time the other day and was wondering the same thing..He comes back after though ...through ressurection, so it doesnt seem like it caused him to go to hell. God lost faith in himself?
Forgives mankind for because even he couldnt handle it?

>>18969073
v2k. it's real. just like mkultra was real.

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Can't buy into flat earth. Or lizard people.

>>18969073
Humans accessed eternal life technology thousands of years earlier than now.

>>18968939
yes i will

>>18968939

Isn't it more about that there's a version of you that will live forever.

At any time there is a certain probability that you will die meaning there is also certain, if small, probability you won't die.

Every time you could die the universe splits and in one you will die but in the other you will continue to live. Your consciousness will ride that probability of survival through different universes infinitely until you get uploaded onto a Dyson sphere or something.

>>18968437
hey, what happens when nothing happens?
/thread

>>18968442
Are you the same guy or is it a network? You really should wait instead of being the first post every time.

off-topic question, but the gengar in OP's pic, where's it from?
I've seen the webcomic before, but i can't remember what it was called

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>for when you're entering an abandoned hotel at 2 o'clock because your a pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAfcggwA1fY

>for that ritual you're planning to do in the middle of the forest with your edgy friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxj4SuGQSm4

>for the last 3 minutes of the exorsism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROcdlhhV1fw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGO2sAF3T0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R-Ikfyh-6Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWYPkODdxI4

>Star gazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L80Fvg4-Xh8

>Just wanna see some new ones, maybe non photoshop real ones.

So when you googled the topic what did you find? And how did your attempts at photoshopping up some examples turn out?

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Like if anyone has personal photos, things that aren't on the internet yet.
>non photoshop pic

>>18968048
That's someone who kneeled on frozen peas for a while

>>18968028
Don't tell anyone. Either fucking PROVE IT or keep living your life day by day or you're going to get locked up. If you aint growing wings and seeing burning bushes you ain't going to find the answer on 4chan pleb.

Also they have technology that can program thoughts into your head from screens.
Patent number: 6506148

>>18968028
I have reliable info that tells me you're a special kind of angel called a "winged faggot". Your main job is to improve your dick sucking skills so you may properly please yhvh.

Get the fuck off here with this dumb shit. We already have tulpas, succubi and divination, we don't need schitzo fags thinking they are angels on top of that. We're at max autism already.

>>18968028
so these are angels?
I got one on video tape once, weird stuf, it had a sinusoidale velocity.

I have a growing interest in the Saturn theories.

>>18967998
so close

Which one have you looked at brother?

>>18967969
okay A
how and why would the heavens have rearranged themselves
B where did the sun come from
C why do we not orbit Saturn
haven't yet finished your video that is far too long, as is every crack pot video, and so far he has just covered some basic god entomology from all the usual "ancient knowledge" societies.
in the first few minutes he spoke only about the symbols. are concentric circles REALLY that big of a coincidence? Also the moon and stars in those flags are CLEARLY rooted in symbols of moon and a star, regardless of how astrologically inaccurate they are.

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[photoshop intensifies]

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>>18967050
>His gf was a Gemini who usually have twins, problem was she didnt have a twin
Of all the retarded things I've read on /x/ this is right up there

>>18967050
i've never met a gemini who had a twin.

>>18966449
Do not inquire about Local 58.

All 7 videos of Local 58 have been determined to be a threat to the public's sense of well-being and will be reclassified on July 7.

There are no indications of worldwide attacks on July 7.

The disinformation campaign about the number of days between 9/11 and 7/7/17 being 5777 in this Hebrew calendar year 5777 is a coincidence.

Disregard your concerns about Local 58 and destroy your copies in advance of the reclassified materials confiscation restrictions. You will be contacted by the middle of July and you will not be charged if you are in compliance.

Remove this thread and do not post about Local 58.

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What is this?

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Tell me

>>18966420
Just another reason you should keep your dog on a fuck leash. No matter how "well trained" you assume they are. What a ding dong.

>>18966433
Fucking leash*

Four guys is the best

>>18965481
I want to kill myself too.

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I believe if you commit suicide then you'll end up suffering in the afterlife for all eternity. You must at least have some enjoyable moments in your life even now. Yeah the future seems fucked, but many of us aren't gonna off ourselves. Its up to us to create a better future. The fact that you're posting a thread like this on here could mean that you have a little shread of hope left. You may be waiting for somebody to say just the right thing that will make you feel better, and I hope that happens. I don't know you, but I really hope you get over this and live the rest of your life. For all we know, it may get better.

>>18965481
You will go to hell. But you are going there anyway. We all are.

>>18965133
Do you have a dick and what does it look like

>>18965136
Off to a great start. I will admit that I did lol.

>>18965133
Hello. Can you point me in the general direction of the rabbit hole entrance?

Theres a bunch of youtube channels,but they arent so much as documentaries as they are long winded opinion pieces.

>>18965087
What do you wanna bet it's all just crazy Youtubers, and like 1 actual "documentary" that exist for this topic?

>>18964999
>I mean ones that expose the elites, the secrets of how the system works, the 1%, higher beings, alternate realities, transcendence, conspiracies, etc
Some ideas...
Primer. Not your typical time travel film. Low tech, thinking-man's plot. Definitely a different way of considering alternate realities.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3nj5MMURCm8
Kill List. Like mixing Pulp Fiction with Eyes Wide Shut.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqkqF--v1tg
The Fountain. Arguably a transcendence movie. For all it's visuals, no CGI was used in this movie.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dAuxryJ6pv8
Conspiracy Of Silence. The documentary that went unaired in the States about a discovered pedo ring that served the highest levels of politics.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttT6FrMosBk