Hello everybody my marketing teacher had a moralfag stroke and

Bumperino because I need dem credits

Bump for interest

I'd have a chat with your teacher over how BS that assignment is, not to mention how changing the class grading rubric that much on a whim isn't necessarily allowed? (Dunno about your school, but over here I'm pretty sure that would be against university rules). If she buckles down and refuses to address it (which I bet she will) take it to her boss.

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>>53176
I couldn't come up with anything intelligent.
I can give you at least this.

>>53192
I know it's a waste of time, but the teacher planned it early and it's on the course's grading criteria.
We're just starting to work on it

>>53223
I kekked/10 so it's fine, bruh

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Create a charity for the victims of the Paris attack instead.

>>53876
I'm afraid it's not negociable :/

>>53176
Some Ideas for Names:
All these ideas involve the actual names of Syrian cities.

From Homs to Homes: Because a Home is Where the Heart Is!

Damascus Steel: Help Refugees Who Have the Iron Will to Seek a Better Life.

Fiq Newtons: Providing Cookies for Kids

Jobs for Refugees: Building a new Harem with a Nation's most vulnerable.

Raiders of a Lost Europe, and the Temple of Douma.

They're corny, but you might get some inspiriation

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>>53979
That was beautiful anon

>>53979
>From Homs to Homes
I like it

>>53979
>Fiq Newtons:
Cheesy