I'm trying to think up a brand name for a beard oil. Would any of you mind helping my brainstorm? I'll take the wackiest and the wildest
Maybe if you give me a wicked name Ill send you some beard oil.
beards are welcome as well
Beard On: Apply directly to your beard!
Beardoiz: I choose you!
Axe Brand Beard Oil: We sold out!
Mennonite Brand Oil: Produced without Electricity!
Darth Brand Oil: No Blonds!
Near Miss Beard Oil: We almost had it!
Walker Texas Brand Oil: Also good for Fists!
Soul Glow Brand Oil: Black Beards Matter!
Angry Scotsman Brand Oil: Fuk yu!
Awkward Confession Beard Oil: Um...
Chrism, holy anointing oil using in religious ceremonies including Knighting, Baptism, and (formally) medical prescription.
Like, selling your oil as this righteous tool of beard healthcare is sacrilegious enough for the hipsters.