Post birbs

>>915058
How the hell can you teach a bird that

>>915058

thats a happy bird

>>915102
singing birds experience and enjoy music the same way humans do

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Burrr

>>915058
What song is that,i forgot the name

>>915487
totoro

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>>915484
Cold birb

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>>915134
What the fuck are you even talking about

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>>915043

>>915049
What a fucking legend

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>>915627
The absolute madbird

>>915043
I am okay with this bird singing techno de chocobo.

>>915623
KEK

>>915058
My dog died today :(

>>915221
What a pair of distinguished gentlemen.

>>915043
I've been looking for sauce of this since forever.
Please someone give me. Searching chocobo parrot get me some other non-related shit.

>>915475
[citation needed]

BANTI

>>916360
see >>915058

>>916360
I read an article on it once but can't find it on google, because nowadays it is littered with social media shit and clickbait.
Bascically there are animals that communicate via sounds that vary in frequency, rythm and loudness. These aspects are also present in music which makes it possible for them to "understand" that music is not just a series of noises but an organized system. How exactly they interpret what they hear is impossible to say, but they can discern noises and music.

>>915883
This is how I generate my passwords.

>>915625
cockatoos are fucking insane

>>915902
good. now get a bird

>>915043
what a cutie

>>915048
is he imitating sex or is that just the noise he makes

>>915058
glorious

>>916544
its fake

>>916604
rotate your owl for science!

>>915221
saved so hard

>>915883
best file name in the thread

>>915046
>>915049
>>915625
I am not an animal person, and shit like this is exactly why.

>>915537
Never realized how fucking goofy looking they look when they walk. What a fitting symbol for murica. Majestic and shit when flying around being all badass. Looks like a fat lazy turkey when not.

>>917313
you sound like a fun guy

>>917325
For you.

>>917313
There is not a bird on the planet that looks cool when it walks.

>>915058
>tfw no musical birb bro

>>915043

fuck i wish i had a bird that whistled a jaunty tune, it'd be like I was living in a Disney movie.

>>915043
Fuck, this makes me miss my cockatiel.

>RIP Buzz Buzz.

>>915951
lol holy shit what the fuck is up with this bird

>>915058
Happiness!

>>915537
It walks like I imagine a fucking tyrannosaur would

>>915630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uM7sdWS0i4

>>917627

me in the bin

>>915938
This is the bird. Different video though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yUha2G_yFw

>>915221
these things are taking over hawaii

>>917627
If that turtle landed on the tiles it would be dead.

>>917634

> Typical Cockatoo behavior.

Those fuckers are crazy, man.

>>917313
Although I do acknowledge that it is supremely brave of you to mock le murica, I would just like to point out that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_birds

all of these are subject to the same criticism you give.

>>915902
I always see this in reference to this song. What does that mean?

>>917313
>Looks like a fat lazy turkey when not.
Franklin actually pushed for the turkey to be the national bird, you know.

>>918586
Battle mode: engage

>>918828
I will always love this.

>>918690
It's from My Neighbor Totoro, a Ghibli movie. Never saw it but it's a reference to that.

>>918828
In case anyone's wondering, they do this to simulate the sound of rain on the soil to make the worms come out. Shit's genius.

>>918796
It should have bee. They're majestic as fuck

>>918896
not eric, not best bird, eric is a legend!

>>918825
I read this in the Crysis 2 suit voice.

>>918671
Are they like that in the wild, too?

>>917313
must be a hard feeling failing the elementary school

>>916604
but honestly look at the mouth of the scientist. Its like they picked up a retard from the streets

>>915957

>pet him
>no he has big ass beak
>FUCK YOU

I think Bord is a pretty cool guy. Eh bants with Mexicans and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>915046
That's a $10,000 bird

>>915625
Now imagine that every night at EXACTLY 2:00AM

Niki isn't allowed to have cups anymore. Still love that goddamn bird.

>>918897
I've always known they do this, but I'm assuming only on damp ground right?

>>915049
Erik is the Sterling Archer of birds.

>>918586
Damn that's fucking cool.

>>915951
The absolute madman

>>917545
Sweet titty twerking turkeys

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>>915951
How I imagine the wealthiest of the wealthiest laugh.

>>915957
Does anyone else find it low-grade creepy the way ravens and crows sound when they mimic humans?

>>915883
Filename got me

>>915043
my heart, goddamn
why do I have such a soft spot for birds
they're just so innocent and sweet

>>919735
a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>917541
>>917543
man, peacocks really are breathtaking

>>915883
I didn't know you could tame finches like that.

>>919475
>
I think Bord is a pretty cool guy. Eh bants with Mexicans and doesnt afraid of anything.

i think you need to return to r/birds you meme loving fuck

>>919623
Why do I see this as being captioned "I twerk for Jesus"?

>>915951
WHAT AN EXCELLENT DAY FOR AN EXORCISM

can someone post the bird thats singing 'happy and you know it' with the plate on its head?

>>915883
Fucking love zebbies.
>>918673
Look up emu related deaths.
Not fun.

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>>919623
Am I the only person reminded of this?

>>920292
Easy, just hand rear them.
Well, maybe not so easy.
But still, they'll bond to you like you're their parents. Follow you everywhere.
Hardest part I've found is when they open their eyes, and realize they're not being fed by a finch, but by a giant monster with a syringe.
They're usually fine once they get a bit hungry and want some food though.
Done it a few times, whenever a qt gets kicked out of their parents nest.

>>919640
brilliant

>>918075
well they are descendants

>>920394
>Am I the only fucking weeaboo posting "kawaii" shit in this thread?

Yes, yes you are.

>>919207
once i was walking to school and i got robbed by a cockatoo

>>920534
A webm I got off this fucking board. Perfect.

>>915049
What breed of cockatoo is this?

>>917352
Tiels and other birds look cute and doofy when walking fast.

>>919856
real or nah?

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>>920342

>>918690
It was a forced meme on /f/. The filename was always "click here to smile.swf" and the comment attached was always "my dog died to today". It was posted every single fucking day for about 4 months straight, and I'm now filled with contempt for this bird.

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>>919068

>>915221
At 0:14 it says "hijo de puta" which is Spanish for "son of a bitch."

>>918864
Huh, sounds like Peach

>>919498
My uncle has one named Paco. He's a strange bird.

>>917541
S M O O T H

>>915957
Kek

>>917541
the female wasn't even impressed
>2/10 wouldn't bang

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>>916090
>>916091
>>916093

>>918887
Those are some fucking hardass reads and dodges.

>>919964
That's really cool. I didn't even know they did that.

>>915043
>tfw the bird can sing better then you

>>915957
this bird gets it

>>921257
why is he naked?

>>921632
>file name

>>919475
>Mexicans

He looks and sounds Maori.

>>915058
Hard to not be happy when watching this

>>915957
Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you"

>>920546
Corella

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>>920556
nah, its real

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>>918586

>>915957
Birds for Trump 2016

>>915058
This is too much.

>>916795
Australia, where even the birds are bolshy cunts

>>918887
"Why i oughta moiderize ya!"

>>919623

Somebody put some ridiculous Big Room House to this please?

>>920701

He's improvising the melody like a jazz musician. Pretty amazing.

>>919732
That's one lucky birb.

>>918586
> o rly?
> ya rly

>>915938
@kanmiQ on Twitter. Seems to be an artist as well but he posts cute videos of his birds so I follow him.

>>918636
>Florida
God damn it

>>916424
song?

>>922716
>not recognizing Goosebumps
what are you, 12?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXiYpfR-cRE

>>921858
disgracing a turkey with this shit spic music... disgraceful desu senpai

>>915537
you think that's crazy? check out harpie eagle

>>921738
brilliant

>>919860
why

>>922822
It's a spic turkey with spic customs you nigger.

>>922822
>>>/pol/

>>915043
Holly, pls

>>921165
this get me everytime

>>922071
He's trying to sing "If you're happy and you know it" tard.

>>919623
>the ass was too fat.webm

>>922823
This more than likely killed the bird considering anything with smoke, aerosole, candles, pretty much artificial smokey products kills birds due to chemicals.

Fucking potheads.

>>915625
>I have a mouth and I have to scream

>>915625
>Mormon knock on door
>Excuse me sir, do you have a moment for our lord and savior?
BIRD ATTACK

>>923414
>hehe, gunna give this fucker diabetes. can't bark at me if he's fuckin dead m8

>>917352
Magpie

>>917541
M'lady

>>915049
clearly an Australian bird, even they shitpost IRL

>>923402
Dang.

>>922822
Pero anon, I love you

>>915629
/r/equesting the version with the heartbreaking song

>>915049
that moment at :14 when he instantly mocks her gets me every time

>>915043
I fucking recognize this melody from somewhere but can't remember where I heard it

>>923584
wewwewewew wew wew laaaaad

>>920701

*Tck! Tck!*

>>922894
Looks like a chick.

>>923413

>ywn have as fulfilling a yawn

>>923584
chocobo theme

>>923105

I think you missed the part where you should assume that everybody knows that song. Usually I think before I write something, so i suggest it to you.

>>916795
>Lester don't laugh at 'im

>>915043
he's a wonderfull little bird. i had a cockateil. he lived to the age of 22.5 which people say is amazing.

>>919871
Looks like he's got his pants around his ankles haha

>>922541
Are you even surprised any more?

>>919100
A FUCKING legend!

>>923390
But seems like hes smoking shisha, isnt that just water + some added taste like watermelon etc.

>>915537
Yiss hallo i am seegul

>>923761
i think you mean a naughty boy

>>915221
I loved him in the new star wars.

I want a bird now.

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>>915221
>Well would you look at that statler, it seems we're birds
>maybe this means our career will finally take off
>I doubt that will happen
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>922822
Turkeys are often considered the stupidest animals on earth.

>>923440
fucking lol'd

>>923776
its still tobacco lased will all kinds of fructose, weed wouldnt hurt them in the slightest but that nightshade plant will

>>917313
>I am not an animal person, and shit like this is exactly why.

Nigger you're like those faggots that bitch on YouTube about shit they don't like. No one cares, if you don't like animals why are you in an animal-related thread?

>>923926
>tfw African grey is more talented than you'll ever be
>prolly smarter too

>>920394
Yeah, kill yourself

>>923926
It's amazing what their vocal range is

>>923979
Indeed, and if you dont pay close attention, they can fool you.
I went to a shop with a parrot who can say "Hello" humanlike. I was asking "someone there? at the cash and he answered. I thought two times an employee is there and would answer my questions.

>>923390
So much assumption. Fuck off

>>915625
I fucking hate cockatoos or wahtever these birds are. They scream at random and are generally fucking assholes. I had one scream next to my ear and it was ringing for hours after the fact. I shoot guns outdoors that aren't that fucking loud.

>>923413
>that scratchiness at the back of your throat you just can't quite reach even when you swallow really, really hard

>>923402
christ, this reminds me of that dude leaping from the twin towers

>>915537
>Day 713
>They still do now know I am a Bald Eagle

>>916422

They are also among the smartest birds. Funny how insanity always tend to correlate with intelligence, dont you think?

>>924340
Are a lot of crows insane?

>>919623
>germony pls stop :_:

>>923509
Oh nooo, don't pet birds anywhere but their head. Otherwise they take it sexual.

>>915221
Some other anon said they talk like Starfox characters. While it might be similar, it pales in comparison to the how exactly it sounds like Okami character speak.

>>923404
I wonder how old that conure is.

>>923761
Dude what a RUSH

>>918864
i would give anything for a pet raven, they're incredibly intelligent

>>923926
Michael Winslow can do that.

>>916360

What >>916389 said really is basic knowledge for any ethologist. Of course it's not exactly what >>915475 said, but you may see the point

If that interests you :
Watanabe, S., & Nemoto, M. (1998). Reinforceing property of music in Java sparrows (Padda oryzivora). Behavioural Processes, 43, 211-218.

and

Watanabe, S., & Nemoto, M. (1999). Discriminating stimulus properties of music in Java sparrows (Padda oryzivora). Behavioural Processes, 47, 53-58.

>>923414
GET OUT OF IT!

>>923926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPpmZ6GtNCc

>>915058
this is too cute and it took me a while to recognize the melody but holy shit im too drunk

>inb4 responding to ghod knows how old post

this thread is like watching non non biyori

>>915951
some anon once said that this isn't actually fun and those birds are having a sort of a mental breakdown because they're so much unused to this sort of surrounding

they would behave differently in their typical environment

can anyone confirm that?

>>924348
Crows have too many friends to go insane.

>>922822
it's about the dance you uneducated faggot, I'm from fucking yurop, the poor region, and I fucking recognize it
you must be literally retarded or twelve

>>923440
lmao

>>915951
>Aussie Shitposters

>>918859

My Cockatiel does this with tissue as well, why do they love paper so much?

>>923440
Nice.

>>921760
No he doesn't, are you retarded?

>>916544
Bird is fapping no kidding

>>915102
You leave the song on loop when you're not home.

>>923926
That's fucking amazing

>>919207
Almost on any given afternoon you can see cockatoos screeching and swinging on power lines, hanging upside down and doing all sorts of bullshit. They love to play.

>>917627
birds are assholes

>>924805
weebs

>>924845
They just want to be the dominating reptiles

They have flight, but it is still not enough. They MUST be the only reptiles alive.

>>924858
I would give literally anything to be able to transform into an eagle/owl/hawk/LITERALLY ANY BIRD

FUCK SCIENCE. UNTIL IT GETS US THERE IT'S ALL USELESS

>>924858
So did that guy just summon an eagle from that distance? That must be the raddest thing to do in front of a crowd.

>>921165
every time.

>>918864
>skinwalkers are really ravens

>>922066
lol

>>917627
Into the trash it goes

>>924998
I thought he just happened to make some similar sounding noises as R2 until he did the 8 notes at :10 beautiful.

>>919863
High as fuck

The bird who atacks to Putin? Please

>>921165
Never seen before. Saved.

>>915221
>Bird French or whatever language that is

>>915586
I am incredibly jealous

>>915625
Cockatoos are incredibly intelligent. They way they act is very human like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw

>>919623
Tripfags.webm

>>915957
There are some crows that come around my campus sometimes. Thinking of feeding them whenever I see them so they recognize me and become bird pals.

>>918586
Oh shit. I didn't know they did this.

>>924653
I call bullshit.

>>923412
>Tell me penguins can't fly? I'll show them

>>924487
What's wrong with that

>>922056
sauce

>>923926
Shiiiiiiiiiit

>>924704
>Ace Combat

>>923406
needs a edit of "stop shitposting"

>>917627
Bird = Aryans
Turtle = Subhumans

>>918652
>>918654
Why do they look like muppets?

>>919856
This infuriates me, what kind of sick fuck would remove the beak of a bird. Would you like it if someone removed all of your fingers or your lower jaw?

>>923869
top kek

>>924228
You know what they say: asshole bird, asshole owner...

I would love to own a bird, but I can't stand the idea of robbing these animals their ability to fly.

>>925216
wtf

>>924704

holy fuck

>>925344

yeah man me too, they are so awesome, but i want them to be free, too

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'bootin

>>925344
well get a flightless bird of some kind then

>>925348
got hit by something
check the first few frames again

>>925072
Do you love birds or do you just want to fly?

>>925499
Both but more flight

>>925221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxG5BgkfvP8

>>925500
There has been work done on ankle mounted engines that allow people wearing wingsuits to actually gain altitude in the right conditions.
It won't be too long before you can just suit up and fly.

>>925515
Yes but humans are not made for flight. Our flight will always be either very shitty/erratic or through huge distances.

We will never achieve the ability to fly even like the common city small brown birbs

>>925515
GIVE ME A LINK
Fuck man we have real jetpacks and now this? The future!!!

>>915048

Fucking Kek.

>>915625
LOL

>>915951
What a crazy bird.
LOL

>>916090
OCD bird.

>>917313

So, why are you here motherfucker?
Go out and pumping your tiny penis on \b and leave people that like birds alone.

>>918586
thats not shit compared to this nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APMheQP3pgU

>>925648
Woah what the fuck. I had no idea owls did this.

>>924704
juked so fucking hard

>>925243
They will

They remember who feeds them, and is nice to them

And they remember if you throw rocks at them. If you act like a dick to them then they'll target you for retaliation and bullying

>>925466

Hawk breaks its neck.

>>921632
birds don't like wearing pants

>>921773
le criken reference xd

>>915046
Macaws are so beautiful.

>>917541
is that a fedora of the bird world?

>>915049
Now that's what I call a fucking legend!

>>923546
This please.

>>925283
Bakaramon

>>925326
what are you on about? his beak is there.

>>925861
Nice beats

>>926671
nah, that's the guy who shows off his muscles of the bird world.

>>915625
Found my new tf2 hitsound

>>924998

Looks like my budgie, had it for 13 years. Then one day when I woke up a morning, i see him dead at the bottom of his cage. I was rly sad.

>>920701
Even though he got it wrong, he got it right.
God bless, little soldier.

>>915951
TylerDurden.webm

>>919498
i have seen them for mostly 2,000 or so unless you're talking about a hyacinth macaw.

>>925326
Owls naturally have short beaks you fuck.

>>928691
I like how the woman in the background is clapping while the talons are clawing his fucking skull.

>>925183
kek

>>924998
.Made my day.

someone make a webm out of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw

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>>925183
kekekekekekekek