ALLAHU ACKBAR thread

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>>847720

>>847720
apparently i need to wait because 4chan thinks im posting duplicate posts

>>847727
9/11 was an inside job

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>>847720

>>847720
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>>847723
>>847725
does anyone have a youtube link for the songs used?

i need it so i can play into my headset while i play Insurgency

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>>847720

>>847752
i can link you to at least one of em that you will instantly recognize
https://youtu.be/f5ln7AyzxmU

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>>847752
found another one for ya
https://youtu.be/MFR7eki-5Ik

>>847777
quads check'd

>>847761
>>847766
thanks so much!

Insurgency just got more fun...

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>>847752

>>847772
A British plane?

>>847854
i beelieve so, its from an airshow i think

>>847725
>The future of British children broadcasting

>>847856
Shoreham Air Show earlier this year

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Behead those who insult Sam Pepper

Is there somewhere I can buy the nasheeds used in some of these? Where do people even get the source files from?
All of the Youtube videos I've seen are really compressed and shit, and it's regardless of that a fuckin mystery how the uploaders got a hold of them in the first place.

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>>848962
Original are on Islamist websites, good luck finding your way through all those moonrunes. Youtube is probably the best you can find

>>848962
>Download Nasheeds from Islamist websites
>Get put on every Government watchlist around
Worth

>>848948
What is this originally?

>>848978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvX5dNdMK8
>that like/dislike ratio

>>848978
a prank video

>>848993
dude that's over the fucking line X 1000 that's some crazy shit to pull on someone

why these are so good

Bump;

>>849453
it's just a prank, bro!

requesting the isis propaganda webm interrupted by sabaton

>>847795
that's actually quite impressive
was it the gas tank or was that truck rigged to also explode?

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>>849926

Primary explosion sent the vehicle skyward.
Unexploded ordinance went with it.
Airborne secondary was the one you see after that...

In the Frank Grimes episode of The Simpsons when he touches the exposed wires would make a good one, "because I'm ALLAH ACKBAR!"

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>>849801
I swear to god, Josh...

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My favorite

>>850220
is this real ad?

>>851089
Yes, but it was banned from airing I think.

>>851119
who knew

>>850220

Ppffffhahahahahahaha

>>847795
>isis space program.gif

anybody have the Oscar Mayer one?

>>847720
Music is haram.

>>847769
if you are going to put no effort into them what is the point

>>848941
>ham

>>847766
That seems massively irresponsible.

>>848993
They look like faggots desu

>>847821
That's actually kind of beautiful.

>>851089
Real, AND (if I recall correctly) from Israel.

>>847720
not naming it ISIS the cat.webm

>>848962
here: archive dotecomen

and then search for nasheed

im a big fan of the music its nice ;) Juba first song is really lice

>>847773
QR code why?

>>847720
these jokes need to die

>>847749
Whats the name of that song?

>>847800
oh my god i died

>>860824
allahu akbar brother

>>847720
old classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZrctLnsF4M

>>849926
>>849944
it's fake fools

>>858124
>Wears Hijab in order to be modest and all
>Gets as red and visible make up as she can
Muslim logic

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>>865474

>>848892

my sides

>>860821

does anyone know the original song?

>>848993
fake

>>847752
Those type of songs are called Nasheeds

>>860825

My ummah, dawn has appeared.

>>865546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1_UkIX-4Jw

>>847788
"Sapyer?"

>>847821
Sauce on song? That is some damn gorgeous music.

Who is that motherfucking Pokemon

Osama bin laden

Powers: Allahu Akbar (plane crashes)

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R2D2 hobbyist does the Snackbar. Just in time for Star Wars 7.

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LOTR Snackbar

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Some oc i just made

>>848948
It's just a prank bruh!

>>866121
You have done Allah's work

>>848948
So out of curiosity is this just a skit, or an actual video of someone getting killed? The production value seems a little high to be real, and the urban background makes a weird setting.

>>866220
>So out of curiosity is this just a skit, or an actual video of someone getting killed?
A prank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvX5dNdMK8

>The production value seems a little high to be real
/gif/ likes to post ISIS execution videos now-and-then. And, I hate to give the IS credit, but the quality and production is even higher. Enough so that don't look real half the time, more like some genocide movie (but unfortunately they are legit).

>>866248
So like, this Sam Pepper guy actually "pranked" a guy by legitimately making him think he had just murdered his best friend? Is that… even legal? That doesn't sound legal. I don't even know what law it would be breaking, but I feel like it has to be illegal.

>>848993
>Report this video
>Violent or repulsive content
>Promotes terrorism

>>866082
fucking kek i forgot this was an allahu ackbar thread have a few internets

>>866273
>Is that… even legal? That doesn't sound legal.
Here in the US, you'd be surprised by what the legal system can let you get away with (mostly because it's designed with the intent to be fair and balanced to all parties involved -- which sometimes mean people who might be legit convicts get to walk away free).

>I don't even know what law it would be breaking, but I feel like it has to be illegal.
You can definitely sue for doing this to you. Especially there's video evidence, with a introduction that you can use as a confession, it should be pretty easy to win. But it doesn't look like the, well let's call him the victim, has any intent to sue.

>>866473
That's what's so insidious about Sam Pepper. Can you imagine all the hundreds of hours of harassment and assault he's caught on camera, but not uploaded because the victims weren't cool with it?

The man seriously needs to be in prison.

>>849453
>>866273
>>866473
Okay like, am I the only person here who thinks the entire video was faked, even the victim's reaction?

Honestly, even I could probably act out those facial expressions. It's all about just getting into the psychodrama of the moment, you know? Especially if the scene is mostly improvisational/extemporaneous. Any halfway decent actor could do that.

I just don't think if it were real the victim would actually be okay with what happened, and be willing to give Pepper permission to upload the video, and appear in the video so conveniently to give his endorsement. What this is called is "mock execution", and it's actually a type of torture banned by the Geneva convention, for good reason. If it were real, that person would legitimately have symptoms of PTSD afterward.

>>866610
No, it's real. Did you see the tears?

>>867089
>implying a person can't cry unless they're legitimately sad/scared

Like I said, it's all about getting into the psychodrama of the moment. Plenty of actors can do it, they don't even have to be particularly great actors. I was in drama in highschool, and I probably could have done it if a skit had required me to. It's not that hard.

>>848965
islamic rap battle

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>>865494
Enjoy more Spongebob.

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>>847772
Of course even paper can be deadly.

>>847720
9gag-tier shit. you should all kill yourselves.

>>868561
10/10

requesting espn related by isis

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isis is taking this shit too far

>>874778
Somebody call a tard wrangler.

>>848965
>>848962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pmAODQ-rV0

>>874778
the whole syria thing becomes better by the day

>>874778
>Jihad_against_chromosome.webm

>>847766
they did that in WW1

Any one have the fault in our stars webm?

>>848965
>Sandnigger-Istan's got talent

>>866168
*tips kebab*

You Know what, these things are cool as fuck

>>874778

>potato gun

Does anyone have the edited peek a boo with the indian ringneck? (Blue parrot) It was on a similar thread forever ago and i can't seem to find it.

>>847747
underrated

Anyone got that webm where they shoot the sky to some sweet nasheed remix? Or maybe just the remix name would be enough.

>>860820
anybody got sauce on the nasheed?

>>868564
that looks so fake, papercraft cannot melt wood seams

>>874778

isis "special" forces

>>847752
Yeah, great, I'm sure we'll all enjoy you playing muffled, crackling music down a cheap mic while being a shit player.

>>866248
Fuck. Sam is cute as fuck.

>>860820
>>902119
i second that.

>>866610
>>867089
It's obvi fake, most prank video's that are around are fake and it prettty obvi that ppl can fucking fake tears. Ppl who think this shit is real believe in ufo vids or someshit.

>>847777
What game is this????

>>904364
>>902119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7DexOTqZ0Y

>>903927
And a rapist.

>>904390
Hotline Miami

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Anyone kindly make a sound version of this

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>>874778
I kinda feel bad for this guy he cant understand the complex situation he is involved in I dont think he could even understand the gravity of shooting a personlet alone their complex mixed up sand religion, and what about when that dude cops a bullet to the body or face or something and doesnt die straight away thefear that will be I his child like mind in those final moments makes me sad, mostly because I know he is a dirty terrorist

>>905672
>I kinda feel bad for this guy he cant understand the complex situation he is involved in
Pot calling kettle autistic

>>904537
thank you anon

>>847727
>driving around with the liftgate down
Triggered

>>905672
I doubt the majority of ISIS' frontmen understand the situation either

>>847752
Salil Al sawarim is one

>>903858
I don't speak cuck, sven please translate.

>>913417
I'm only half a sven but one line basically meant "closing the border isn't a solution"

>>865818
This.

Fuck sake someone tell us!

>>847813
i love this music

>>847775
I'm dying here
Why am I doing this in a bus

>>860821
sauce

>>860823
It seems to be something the watermark of the software he used to encode the webm... THAT is more fucking obnoxious than the "Unregistered Hypercam" watermarks ever were.

>>914633
its sounds nice but probably lyrics means to kill your family. still sounds good.

>>847752
>i need it so i can play into my headset while i play Insurgency

JEFF WE GOT A BOGEY

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

>>848962

r/unexpectedjihad has a link to download links in the sidebar.

>>908667
ok seriously how FUCKING young are you that you havent seen toy story.

>>916893
Please perish.

>>915682
Wich is the name of that song?

>>916893
i need that audio

>>917018
of the scream

>>874778
imagine getting killed by this potato....

you'd be laughed at for all eternity, even your 72 virgins wouldn't wanna fuck you

>>868599
Can someone please explain?

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>>858124

Damn, this Iraqi girl in my class is this EXACT kind of awkward. Damn Clone. DAMN CLONE BOMBS! ALLAHU ACKBAAAAHR

She also matches her hijab with her clothes really well, just like this lady with her make-up.

anyone have the anglo saxon version? where they yell hallelujah?

>>847772
context? where/when was this?

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freshly minted

>>904537
I wish at a call centre tech support, I's love to change the on hold music to this.

>>914631
which is sauce of the original audio of the scream of allahu ackbar

>>919812
Damn that was terrible, your terrible.

>>848948
It's Pepper Time

>>868561

Sauce on this! I mean this is the one nasheed that I have been looking for.

>>894051
Underrated post

>>882484
Underrated post

>>923736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx6o8FB_dH0

>>914631
Meh, it's not as funny if the original context was a terrorist attack.