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think 007/style/gentleman/suits vibes
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I got one..
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Just wrote this in another thread so just copied to paste


Also before anyone asks, what he does in this:
pour 1.5oz rum over roasted cedar chips
aerated in tobacco smoke (cheap cigar)
While aerating stir 3oz of port with some simple syrup and angostura bitters in ice, pour mix into rum

Aerate and mix, then pour and serve with cheap cigarillo

That one would set you back between $6 and $10, unless you get more than one which would be cheaper each (at those specialty Japanese cocktail bars they give options to get something as a table)
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>>825856
Forgot to reply
This was meant for
>>825506
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>>825506
He even lit a blunt on the side....
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>>823926
>think 007/style/gentleman/suits vibes
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>>825506
>he stirs the ice
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>>825931
It's a cigarillo not a blunt you idiot
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>>825856
holy shit want>>825506
seen it posted before but now that i know what it is itsounds amazing
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>>829563
There is literally no reason to lick a copita

She is just showing off at that point
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>>825506
Oh right... this is why I want to be wealthy.
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>>831342
Don't need to be wealthy for one of those

See
>>825856
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>>825931
>blunt
>ITT white trash with delusions and presumptuousness misuse "class"
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>>825970
It's to evenly coat the inside of the glass with water, as to prevent any alcohol from adhering and becoming wasted.
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everybody in this thread must be some kind of gentlemen! "M'lady..." *tips fedora
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>>846913
i don't get it. why not make some molds for that shape? i wouldn't even want this done for me.
but i would want this >>825506
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>>846953
M8, it's just a showcase.
How many people do you know that can take a block of ice and carve a chunk that fits perfectly into a glass?
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>>846955
who knows... maybe a few. how many people do you know who tried carving a piece of ice to fit into a glass?

but jokes aside, i get that it's a showcase but i guess i just like things that have at least some merit to them
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>>846957
The idea is basically that the ice he is using is very hard, dense ice that can't be made using a small mold. The merit of using ice like that, and of using one large piece per glass, is that the ice melts more slowly and has less surface area, chilling the drink more while diluting it less. When drinking scotch whiskey, water added is usually measured in drops. So having a ice ball gives you much more control over the flavor of your whiskey, and more time to drink it without over-diluting it. These ice balls have been largely made obsolete by metal ice cubes, but are preferred by some.
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enjoy
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enjoy
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>>846994
Why would you not just use frozen whiskey as ice cubes to begin with?
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>>854174
Do you not understand how to drink whiskey?
A. That's a lot of whiskey to put in a drink
B. It's hard as fuck to freeze whiskey
C. Some people like the ice to cut their drink as they go
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>>854362
Its actually impossible to freeze alcohol.
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>>854380
Nigga...
You're retarded.

Contrarily, higher proof means a lower (colder) freezing point. So, 84 proof liquid would freeze at -34°C but 24 proof at -6 °. Whisky like Jack Daniels is about 80 Proof (vol 40%), so it would have a freezing point ofabout -26 °C.

Do you know what margaritas are?
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>>854362
>>854382
Thank God someone knows how to drink.
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>>854362
No, I don't drink. I haven't cared for the taste of anything I've tried and I don't particularly care so I haven't made much of an effort to find something I DO like.
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>>854393
Now the reason I was confused about the ice block thing was, Japan is known for their specialty frilly drinks (my brother downed them every time he could like a faggot) and I was like "sheit nigga ain't none of that shit gonna fit in there".

I wish their was a more refined drinking culture in the US rather than just
>LET'S GET HAMMERED
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>>854395
Ah, I apologize for being an ass then.
What all have you tried?
Somethings are a developed taste, and what not, alcohol isn't supposed to taste 100% great, there is supposed to be a little sting there.
As it is said
>it puts hair on your chest
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>>854396
Those are kind of universal rules of Scotch or any whiskey, and Japan actually has a pretty strong bar-tending culture (if you look for it). But yeah, the only really acceptable alternative would be a chilled whiskey stone, which wouldn't really work that well in a bar.
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>>854395
If you're just in it for the taste you'd probably be a vodka/gin cocktail kind of guy. Not my cup of tea, but it's a lot more focused on taste than colored liquids, as opposed to subtlety.
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>>854406
The best drinking experience I had was on a private jet.
Whiskey stones, hot towel, light 20 minute massage. All on a five hour flight.

Shit was amazing.

Now I'm here drinking some Jameson alone. Maybe I'll go to bartenders school when I get old and start my own bar.
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>>854400
Not much, a few different beers, only one I could name is Dos Equis because that's what my dad drinks now. I think I tried a bit of whiskey I was cooking with once, and Bartles and James wine coolers, those weren't terrible but not nearly good enough to substitute for anything I normally drink.
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>>854408
Nigga... you trying to kill the man?
>>854395
Be warned, Gin is the bane of most people. You will get drunk quick.
50% tonic water
50% gin
And some squirts of lime juice.

It's good, but deadly.
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>>854411
If you want the finest beer I've ever had, get pic related.
Francis Conner is fucking amazing, smooth and great tasting.

Next thing you could try for whiskey is Jameson. Cut it with a little bit of water your first time, and work your way up.

Other than that mixed drinks and Gin+tonic water or whatever really is good. Look up drinks online or go to a bar.
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>>854409
That sounds wonderful. Do you remember what whiskey you were drinking? I honestly usually drink whiskey alone. It's more relaxing that way.

>>854411
Shoot, no wonder you don't drink. You've really got to be picky with alcohol if you're not just looking to get smashed on Wild Turkey.

>>854412
Have faith in the little nigga, maybe he can hold his liquor.
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>>854415
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/142/1946/
Fucking no images
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>>854417
It was a Texas brewed whiskey, no idea the name.
Yellow Rose or something?
Very smooth and had a nice hickoryish taste.

Right now I'm waiting to try and get a crate of Francizkaner in.

I usually drink alone, but occasionally go to a Cigar bar called Javiars and drop $400 for a evening with a nice gal, a drink, and a cigar.
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>>854415
You like Jameson better than the stuff from the Highlands?
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>>854420
That sounds too damn nice. I usually save my Scotch for celebrations, nice quiet evening with some Macallan isn't half bad.
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>>854421
No. Highlands is better, but I have a crate and a half of Jameson that I bought from a buddy of mines bad that shut down. Big ass bottles.
>>854423
Yeah, but don't envy me.
There's other things in my life.
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>>854425
Hey, I don't envy anybody. But I do envy your scotch collection.
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This thread is great.
Since someone brought up Texas, anyone like Dripping Springs vodka?
Probably the only vodka I'll bother touching honestly.

>>854420
>Yellow Rose or something?
That's the one.

If you ever get a chance, check out Garrison Bros. Got myself a bottle for my birthday. Spectacular decision.

I generally like to enjoy a glass or two alone as well. Not that I prefer it to sharing drinks with a few close friends while bullshitting about political and philosophical theories, but I just can't stand most peoples' attitudes and all my good friends and I live states apart.

Anyone got any strange hang-ups? I prefer Mac 10 to 12, for instance. I don't know what it means, but I think I've got shit taste.
I also feel weird drinking gin at night.
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>>854432
>This thread is great.
>Since someone brought up Texas, anyone like Dripping Springs vodka?
Yes, I have a bottle, haven't opened it.
>If you ever get a chance, check out Garrison Bros. Got myself a bottle for my birthday. Spectacular decision.
Happy belated birthday anon
>Anyone got any strange hang-ups? I prefer Mac 10 to 12, for instance. I don't know what it means, but I think I've got shit taste.
It's okay anon, I'll culture you right up.
>I also feel weird drinking gin at night.
I refuse to drink Gin after how fucked up I used to get. Absolutely FUBARD

Where from Texas are you? I'm in the rich white bubble of Dallas waiting for king nigger to enrich me.
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>>854432
I'm guessing you're drinking single malt, so maybe you got a really good 10 year or a bad 12, there's really no way to tell how good the individual bottle is unless you're drinking blended, which isn't my bag.
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>>854437
>>854432
I definitely feel like colorless liquor is a daytime or early afternoon thing, or at least a social drink.
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>>854437
Open it. It's magnificent. The viscosity is so much fun to play with. It always pours consistently.

Thanks.

Gin is my mistress.

I'm actually a Dallasfag myself, but I'm in our nation's crapital for an internship. I'm just about to move to Colorado though.
>>854438
Yeah, I've tried them both on multiple occasions, and I always prefer the 10 yr. It's a little fruitier at the cost of a little smoothness, which I don't mind in all honesty. Haven't really found a blend I enjoy, and I'm not really interested in investing to find out what I might.
>>854440
Exactly my feeling.
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>>854444
>in the Capitol
With those quads, kill Obama for me.
He is trying to fill Highland park with niggers.
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>>825506
i bet it tastes like shit
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>>854444
>>854446
I was down in Deep Ellum for a spell and it was pretty nice actually. There's a lot of gentrification and projects cleaning the place up.

I knew about some of the appropriation, what's new?

The political climate here is so fucked. The shit I've learned just scratching the surface. I mean I always knew it was corrupt, but not quite on this level. It's obscene.
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>>854420
400 is a months rent for me. I sure wish I was a trust fund child.
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>>856888
Is a man not entitled to his inheritance?
I have yet to spend a dime of that considerable sum, this is my own money.
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>>856888
nigga i poor too but you don't see me bitchin all the time about people who have more than me

thats just called hard fucking work

shit, do you even have a job or do you just leach offa your parents like every other income disparity worshiping baby?

bad trips, man, bad trips :^)
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>>831579
Your existence is trash, fuck off racist.
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>>846953
Because the machine that could make it would be huge for a bar, a simple mold would void the purpose of the ice lasting longer and melting less because of air bubbles. It doesn't take a lot to make a smaller cube and make it crystal clear and shape it.
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>>831339
Ya but now we all have the image of her giving head and it is wonderful.
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>>846953
>>846955
>>846957
The rounder the ice is the less surface area it has, the less surface area it has the longer it takes to me and with that your whiskey doesn't get watered down.
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>>825506
That's a lot of show for a drink that probably doesn't even taste all that great.
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>>864956
1 large ball of ice will also mean a warmer whiskey.
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>>823926
>childish caricature of a cat on glass
>classy
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>>870625
how will the whiskey be warm if the ice is cooling it? its lower surface area doesn't mean its worse at absorbing heat
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The most supreme.
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>>870842
Not getting over it
Not classy
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>>873528
It needs to touch the whisky to absorb the heat
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>>831579
>>825991
Bait taken
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>>854420
>Franziskaner is special in the US
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>>882966
So we hit a conundrum: a greater surface area will cool the whiskey, however it will dilute it at a greater rate.
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Classiest most luxurious bump
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>>854448
>>867797

Go eat some grapes.
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>>854448
Maybe so but you will never be rich enough to try it
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