Can we get a Sara Underwood thread going?
You literally believe that she just appeared on Earth on as a fully-grown adult model. She never grew up anywhere? She never went to school with other people? You're the ultimate beta, believing that she's some kind of untouchable goddess.
She's cute, but she wasn't even top 10 in Scappoose High School at that time. It's a wonder what makeup and connections do for someone.