>Girl: "Hey, we have homeroom together"
>Me: "Do you like Kirby Superstar for the Super Nintendo?"
>Girl: "Yeah I guess uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go down by the creek"
>Me: "It's really multiple smaller games in one, offering gameplay diversity you don't usually find in-"
>Girl: "The teachers can't see what goes on there you know"
>Me: "-other titles, and it really builds on Kirby's Adventure rather than just updating the graphics, although-"
>Girl: "We could hold hands on the way"
>Me: "-Kirby's Adventure already looked pretty close to a 16 bit game despite being on the NES due to the quality of the spritework and masterful use of color"
>Girl: "I will kiss you right now if you stop talking about Nintendo games for at least ten seconds"
>Me: "What about Pokemon do you like Pokemon? I hope there's one for the N64 it would be awesome to see pallet town in full 3D-"
>Girl: "Actually....sure, I like Pokemon too, Kirby is my favorite. Let's go down by the creek...and talk about Pokemon"
>Me: *snort* "Kirby isn't a Pokemon they are totally different franchises."
>Girl: "Okay well I'm going now it was nice talking to you sort of"
>Me: "There's also a rumored spinoff being developed where you photograph wild pokemon on some sort of Safari, that sounds dope. Oh she left"
who /playedgameboyhiddeninside the schooldesk/ here?
>be in highschool
>actually hot with a deep voice
>pussy left and right
>have girl over
>anon is that a super nintendo?
>sorry anon, I don't fuck gamers
>she sleeps in guest room
i had a girlfriend already anyway
>win big football match to make playoffs with TD pass(I'm the qb)
>decline after game party invitations to bring the cheer captain to my place
>things getting hot and heavy when she notices my 64 with SM64 in the game slot.
>freaks out since her brother went insane playing it for years looking for Luigi(was a murderer suicide)
>leaves in such a hurry she accidentally wakes up sister
>"oh, hey big brother. Sry 'bout your luck. You know mom and dad won't be home for awhile...
>Now I'm a dad and an uncle
>Huge buff football playing nerd in 1996.
>Go to school wearing my pokemon shirt.
>taking spanish class with the hott 18 year old teacher.
>hoping people don't realize you have to have 4 years of college to be a teacher so already there is a flaw in my story.
>She bends over my desk, "hola, senior. I love your pokemon shirt.
>I look down her shirt and she takes it off and we begin having sex.
>I had lots of sex since then.
>Strangers on the internet are really impressed with my fake... err... real story.
>Feel good man.
the first time i played videogames it was SkyRoads and Commander Keen on the school computers ! I don't know who installed those games but I'm eternally grateful. I was the only kid smart enough to open games i think. i remember a few days after they asked me if i wanted to skip a grade. I was an idiot for saying no but i didn't want to be outside of my comfort zone.
Also anybody remember a strategy game from the late 90's where you are underwater or something ? I'd love knowing the name of that game !!
>in computer lab
>normie girl stumbles across a flash version of Tetris
>she goes nuts
>"omg it's Tetris!!!"
>she's playing on level 1 and gets a couple lines
>"I'm doing so good!!!"
>she dies before getting to level 2
>I decide I'm going to play it too and try to "impress" her with my Tetris skills
>say "alright here I go" as I start
>I'm playing competently
>getting several tetrises
>she looks at me like I'm subhuman scum
>mumbles "oh my god" under her breath in that middle school white girl "I pity you" way
>I keep playing
>she walks over to the class Chad and his lackeys
>hear them all laugh
One of the reasons I avoided girls who weren't weeaboos or social outcasts for the rest of my teenage years
>Invite first girlfriend over
>All I do is game, but she seems nerdy
>Don't really know shit about her
>She asks to play a game since all she hears me talk about is games
>Pop in Street Fighter 2
>Learned that day that every single woman loves fighting games
Non woman one for those of you that for some reason get pissy about them
>Was bullied all elementary for being nerdy weird kid
>Got fairly popular in middle school because I hit a growth spurt and got pretty tall
>Felt bad for the kid that became the next punching bag
>Invited him over to play some Doom
>We hung out for a bit but he was really fucking weird
>I told him I had shit to do, so he left
>Heard him outside my window trying to flirt with my 9 year old sister
>Went out and beat his ass
>Started picking on him with everyone else
I bet you're on one of these boards, you shithead. He got caught masturbating in class in high school too.
>go to girl's house
>flirt a bit
>I see she has a Super Nintendo
>violently rape her and leave
Sega does what Nintendon't, bitch.
5th grade pokemon all the time.
4th grade we would have tech deck mini ramps inside
>get good grades and excellent test scores
>never raise my hand, give short, correct answers when teacher decides to call on me
>never talk to anyone at school
>either do 100% or 0% of the work when there's a group project
>on the rare occasions someone tries to talk with me I give short vague answers until they go away
>go home and play video games alone
>find out after Columbine that I was informally voted "most likely to shoot everyone"
>respond with disinterested apathy
I'm not trying to be cool or edgy either. I've never had a friend or the slightest hint of romance. I'm like a dead person and the only things I have that resemble feelings are a gnawing impression that I'm missing out on something wonderful that comes easily and naturally to everybody else.
>be me in middle school
>sitting in the shrubs playing pokemon red with my poke crew
>everybody wants to trade with me because my grandma has webtv so I used my l33t interweb skills to learn to dupe rare candies and catch lvl +130 mewtwos
> cute girl comes up "hi anons what are yall playing"
>"go away and kill yourself kyra"
>continue doing the missingno trick for rare candies and being the coolest poke trainer around.
years later I look at my fat ugly wife and wish I hadn't been such a fag in my youth
That's a thing from a YouTube video. All right.
I used to play so much Mario 64 that I could 100% it in one sitting but I never discovered anything that unusual aside from falling through the side of the tower next to Yoshi.
Sounds like me, except I don't have a gnawing impression I'm "missing out on something wonderful". The only reason I'd even consider being "in the market" is because others tend to have weird superstitions about loners, it hurts a person professionally and in lots of ways in life.
3-D Pig Disgusting, not even once.
The air of entitlement is strong this one, like they assume they can just walk up to any beta and get kisses/hand holds because they have a gaping whole between their legs.
I'm not saying they all deserve rape, just the 99% majority.