Gaming memories from middle school

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>>2926769
You know it's true because OP is a fag.

>girl
bullshit immediately detected

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who /playedgameboyhiddeninside the schooldesk/ here?

>>2926825
kek

>>2926925

I was the kid who ratted you out to the teacher for it :{3

>>2926925
Me
>>2926980
Fuck you

>>2926769
That's some serious autism, Even though it's fake

>be in highschool
>actually hot with a deep voice
>pussy left and right
>have girl over
>anon is that a super nintendo?
>uhhh yes?
>sorry anon, I don't fuck gamers
>she sleeps in guest room

i had a girlfriend already anyway

>>2928003
yes, yes. Heh

>win big football match to make playoffs with TD pass(I'm the qb)
>decline after game party invitations to bring the cheer captain to my place
>noparentshome.jpeg
>things getting hot and heavy when she notices my 64 with SM64 in the game slot.
>freaks out since her brother went insane playing it for years looking for Luigi(was a murderer suicide)
>leaves in such a hurry she accidentally wakes up sister
>"oh, hey big brother. Sry 'bout your luck. You know mom and dad won't be home for awhile...
>Now I'm a dad and an uncle

>be me
>Huge buff football playing nerd in 1996.
>Go to school wearing my pokemon shirt.
>taking spanish class with the hott 18 year old teacher.
>hoping people don't realize you have to have 4 years of college to be a teacher so already there is a flaw in my story.
>She bends over my desk, "hola, senior. I love your pokemon shirt.
>I look down her shirt and she takes it off and we begin having sex.
>I had lots of sex since then.
>Strangers on the internet are really impressed with my fake... err... real story.
>Feel good man.

the first time i played videogames it was SkyRoads and Commander Keen on the school computers ! I don't know who installed those games but I'm eternally grateful. I was the only kid smart enough to open games i think. i remember a few days after they asked me if i wanted to skip a grade. I was an idiot for saying no but i didn't want to be outside of my comfort zone.
Also anybody remember a strategy game from the late 90's where you are underwater or something ? I'd love knowing the name of that game !!

>>2926769
Women hate video games because it takes attention away from them.

It encourages them to actually be interesting.

>>2928914
>>2928914
Fuck you namefag I play games as do other females. Maybe you're mad cuz you did stupid shit and couldn't get pussy due to it.

>>2928270
>freaks out since her brother went insane playing it for years looking for Luigi(was a murderer suicide)

ok, i laughed

Summer between 8th grade and freshman year:
1996-fuck tloz is hard
winter between jobs:
2016-fuck tloz is hard

some things never change.

>>2928914
Women don't give a fuck about average males when they have a list of 100s of chads who are promptly down to fucking on demand on whatsapp.

>>2928920
>I play vidya as do other traps

>2002
>in computer lab
>normie girl stumbles across a flash version of Tetris
>she goes nuts
>"omg it's Tetris!!!"
>she's playing on level 1 and gets a couple lines
>"I'm doing so good!!!"
>she dies before getting to level 2
>I decide I'm going to play it too and try to "impress" her with my Tetris skills
>say "alright here I go" as I start
>I'm playing competently
>getting several tetrises
>she looks at me like I'm subhuman scum
>mumbles "oh my god" under her breath in that middle school white girl "I pity you" way
>I keep playing
>she walks over to the class Chad and his lackeys
>hear them all laugh

One of the reasons I avoided girls who weren't weeaboos or social outcasts for the rest of my teenage years

>Middle school
>Invite first girlfriend over
>All I do is game, but she seems nerdy
>Don't really know shit about her
>She asks to play a game since all she hears me talk about is games
>Pop in Street Fighter 2
>Learned that day that every single woman loves fighting games

Non woman one for those of you that for some reason get pissy about them

>Was bullied all elementary for being nerdy weird kid
>Got fairly popular in middle school because I hit a growth spurt and got pretty tall
>Felt bad for the kid that became the next punching bag
>Invited him over to play some Doom
>We hung out for a bit but he was really fucking weird
>I told him I had shit to do, so he left
>Heard him outside my window trying to flirt with my 9 year old sister
>Went out and beat his ass
>Started picking on him with everyone else

I bet you're on one of these boards, you shithead. He got caught masturbating in class in high school too.

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>go to girl's house
>flirt a bit
>I see she has a Super Nintendo
>mfw
>violently rape her and leave
Sega does what Nintendon't, bitch.

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>>2926925
5th grade pokemon all the time.

4th grade we would have tech deck mini ramps inside

>>2929369
>>2929354
>>2929407
>>2929542
You guys need to realign your QPUs. For real.

>>2929558
Whoever becomes president should make memes punishable by death.

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>get good grades and excellent test scores
>never raise my hand, give short, correct answers when teacher decides to call on me
>never talk to anyone at school
>either do 100% or 0% of the work when there's a group project
>on the rare occasions someone tries to talk with me I give short vague answers until they go away
>go home and play video games alone
>find out after Columbine that I was informally voted "most likely to shoot everyone"
>respond with disinterested apathy
I'm not trying to be cool or edgy either. I've never had a friend or the slightest hint of romance. I'm like a dead person and the only things I have that resemble feelings are a gnawing impression that I'm missing out on something wonderful that comes easily and naturally to everybody else.

>>2929575
>>2929558
I was memeing before, but you are in desperate need of a QPU aligment

>>2929312
I know yoy are scared of vagina and I'm glad you accept that but some of us don't frequent other boards to make such assumptions.

>>2929270
Must be hard being that young.

>>2926769
>be me in middle school
>sitting in the shrubs playing pokemon red with my poke crew
>everybody wants to trade with me because my grandma has webtv so I used my l33t interweb skills to learn to dupe rare candies and catch lvl +130 mewtwos
> cute girl comes up "hi anons what are yall playing"
>"go away and kill yourself kyra"
>continue doing the missingno trick for rare candies and being the coolest poke trainer around.

years later I look at my fat ugly wife and wish I hadn't been such a fag in my youth

>>2929585
That's a thing from a YouTube video. All right.

I used to play so much Mario 64 that I could 100% it in one sitting but I never discovered anything that unusual aside from falling through the side of the tower next to Yoshi.

>>2929593
Go away and kill yourself cunt.

>>2929593
Sorry>>2929608
Was meant for
>>2929587

>>2929369
>12 year old flirting with 9 year old
so what? you're just jealous he had more game than you.

>>2929603
>years later I look at my fat ugly wife and wish I hadn't been such a fag in my youth

Why did you marry someone fat and ugly?

>>2929614
Sorry I touched a nerve must be hard being young AND a virgin.

>>2929575
Sounds like me, except I don't have a gnawing impression I'm "missing out on something wonderful". The only reason I'd even consider being "in the market" is because others tend to have weird superstitions about loners, it hurts a person professionally and in lots of ways in life.

>>2926769
3-D Pig Disgusting, not even once.

The air of entitlement is strong this one, like they assume they can just walk up to any beta and get kisses/hand holds because they have a gaping whole between their legs.

I'm not saying they all deserve rape, just the 99% majority.

>>2929575
I enjoyed your story.
Is that rock Wollastonite? I'm asking because I went on a field trip to an open pit mine last semester

>>2929575
when I was in school kids mostly suspected that I might possibly be the antichrist

so you did pretty good

>>2930326
were you there when your mom got raped anon

do you feel like she betrayed you

>>2930197
Now that I think about it, a 4 year difference is totally meaningless but at that age a single year can seem like the world.

>>2929603
>having this much of a pent up desire for divorce
Just do it you little shit

>>2927084
>fake
You can tell by the part where the girl talks to him