What did you think of her when you were a kid?

>>2918630

I wanted to fuck her spider pussy. I imagined that those yellow lines were pointing to where the pussy is down below, almost welcoming me to fuck it.

Sometimes when the battle finished, I would jack off whilst visualizing Cecil conquering the stupid arachnid bitch. White Knight on the streets, Dark Knight in the sheets.

8/10 would insert penis into spidersnatch

I miss old /vr/, before /v/ found it.

>>2918687
Congratulations OP, you invited autism into /vr/

>>2918696

Me too. :-/

This place used to be a haven, and besides Doom general and stuff, you would hardly ever see the same thread twice!

I recall /v/ crossposters coming here and people politely telling them "hey, welcome to /vr/. this isn't how things work around here, though. we don't like to blindly insult people, or to insult video games without any through explanation. enjoy your stay!"

>>2918630

This is a bad thread and you should feel bad.

>>2918709
Well we all came from /v/. You're lucky you expienced /vr/ in its prime. We just have to try to make good threads. This one is not that bad.

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>>2918701
>criticizing someone for being autistic
>on a board dedicated for old-ass video games
>on a Japanese imageboard

>>2918630
Not much. But I jerked off constantly to the Breath of Fire II booklet.

>>2918835
To whom exactly?

>>2918861
Bleu and Nina 2 mostly because I really liked dem titties.

>>2918828
The fuck out of our board /v/tard

>>2918738
How is it bad?

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>>2918687
>yellow lines pointed to where the pussy is
Why would biology and evolution do this?
I'm a sexual person but Jesus Christ sometimes people are full blown retarded.

I think the real question is what did you think of him as a kid

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>>2918902

the game of pubes

ff8 best shiva

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A monster that needed to die. What else was there to think of?

>>2918902
Colouration is used all the time by organisms a lot as signalling, especially sexually. Ever viewed part of a nature show in your life?

>>2918630
I always thought she was weak. I mean I had float cast pre battle.

>>2918902

Wait, what? Although I don't think there's any examples of this in real life, it actually would make perfect biological sense. Having some sort of welcoming signal to the vagina would encourage sex and reproduction, leading to the proliferation of the gene that contains the data for the aforementioned "lines".

You should look up "evolution" on Wikipedia.

>>2918879

Because normal people shouldn't find the concept of a spider vagina attractive?

>>2918809

I didn't come from /v/. I was mainly looking at /d/ and /tg/ at the time. /v/ is for people who don't really care about video games much but still want to talk about them. I care about them more than that, so I occasionally come here because I know it'll be relatively safe from the idiot fartings of manchildren.

Yes, I know where I am. RELATIVELY safe, I said.

>>2918630

I was into masturbating to sprites and whatnot, but oddly enough I don't think I ever thought of anyone or anything in Final Fantasy that way.

I came to a paused shot of Chun Li jumping, though. And various other things like that.

>>2919556

*fart*

SNIFF IT! SNIFF IT! KNOW YOUR GOD PITIFUL CREATURE AND REVEL IN HIS COLONIC EXHALATIONS.

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Oh hells yet.

>>2918809

/v/ only talks about flavor of the month stuff. It was extremely hard to talk about anything older than a few years; even if there were people to willing to discuss, you'd be flooded by people saying "it's shit" because it's old with no proper argument or thoughtful opinion. So yeah, I don't come from /v/.

I loved it here though until a few months ago. Does anyone know what changed? What sparked the flood of new posters unfamiliar with the etiquette we built up?

>>2918630

Who here remembers their first boner?

I can't remember my exact first, but on of earliest was back in 1998 or so, when I was five or so. I got turned the fuck on by the girl from Aladdin, who's picture I saw in a coloring book. I went under my bed and continuously touched my dick to the picture. (I didn't know about masturbating until I was 11 when I saw someone doing it on Cinemax.)

>>2919746

My first boner was to the thought of raping Princess Leia. I was 5.

>>2919746
Jasmine? Yeah she was hot as fuck. I told my mom when I was like 3 that I had a crush on her.

>>2918902
>as a kid
I was 16 when I played it, so I thought he was just generic fire monster version 7

>>2918630
Something along the lines of "why isn't there a flyswatter weapon? Fire works I guess."

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>>2919125
>Although I don't think there's any examples of this in real life

There is.

>>2919798

I've always liked the design of the Gods in FF games, especially 7 and 8. (Do the ones after that use the same designs?)

>>2919790

Yeah. Ironically, I don't think I've ever seen the full movie.

When I first discovered porn on the internet, I looked up porn of her just because I felt like we had a score to settle.

>>2919549
If you want "normal", you have literally the entire rest of the internet to be "normal" in. Just a bunch of "normal" people talking normally about normal games, never ever saying anything that might be considered strange or offensive.

Normal is boring.

>>2918809
I didn't come from /v/. I went on /v/ once several years ago, didn't understand anything being discussed as I'd never owned any console newer than N64, tried to start a new thread, got no replies, lurked in a few threads, saw no video game discussion beyond calling each other faggots for liking the wrong things and never went back.
I came here from /ck/.

>>2918709
I recall when the board first started, I politely but firmly said that Chrono Trigger wasn't all that great. I was asked "why?" and explained myself. Other people politely said 'I see what you mean now, but I still disagree.' and that was the end of it.
Then, in another thread, when I also politely said I didn't like CT much, it went to
>implying faggot ever got all the endings
When I told them that I did, indeed, get all the endings, including parallel versions of the same endings (text changes, nothing major) and recorded them on VHS back in the day, did all the side quests and everything and still don't think it's that great a game, the response was 'oh, okay, then.'
Thereafter, when I made the same claims in another thread (mind you, none of these threads were about CT, they just gravitated that way for some reason), the reply was 'why the fuck would you do all that if you don't fucking like it, faggot?!'
So if you don't play it enough, you're a faggot. If you play it through and don't like it, you're a faggot. Sounds very much like what I saw on /v/ all those years ago. Still not that bad, though that's not the end of /vr/'s evolution.

Now, unless we're fellating Chrono Trigger deep and long enough for it to dump a hot, creamy load down our throats, we're labeled terrorists who hate /vr/'s Chrono Trigger freedoms or branded heretics who are to be burned at the stake.

It's sad, really.

/vr/ can still be a great place. I think the discussion is a slower trickle because people put effort into their responses, though thread subjects have regressed a bit.

>>2918630
It compelled me to level up some and discover that Rosa had a float spell, which made things a lot easier in general there.

Also, why do people put Edge in the back row? I've seen that a few times and could never understand it. I mean sure his HP is terrible, but you can't just rely on Blitz and Throw.

>>2921575
>Also, why do people put Edge in the back row?

Because they don't know how to alter the formation to put all the males in the front row and the females in the back AS GOD INTENDED

>>2919556
/v/ has a good thread every once in a while in a mountain of shit. When it has a good thread, it's worth sticking around for.

Also, /tg/'s been dead to me ever since nazi mod came in and removed a lot of discussion, and when generals/quests/etc started eating up the board. People may have complained it was a lot of warhammer and D&D back then, but the OC /tg/ used to generate was insane, a product of a different time.

>>2919936

Liking spider pussy (no such fucking thing) is something people should be highly medicated over, not "strange" or "offensive". Stop apologizing for your dysfunctional sexual fetishes.

>>2922370
Okay dere, thought-policeman! I'll be sure to report any improper thoughts to the proper authorities!

>>2918902
This and FFX have best ifrit

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>>2918687
Goddammit 4chan.

>>2922370
>/pol/ showing up to diagnose mental illness

Like clockwork

>>2918630
harvestable easy exp when combined with a conjurer who summons her

>>2920602
So how do you really feel about Chrono Trigger?

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>>2918630
Not much but I had a wet dream about Rydia last night...

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>>2918990
>talks about FFVIII and pubes
>posts Shiva instead of Siren

Explain yourself.

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>>2918902
Now that you mention it, Ifrit for me at age 10 was one of the earliest signs of me eventually growing up to be a cock guzzling faggot. Though I somehow managed to avoid becoming a furry though.

Cid Highwind was also someone I had more interest in than usual, but they never sexed him up in game.

>>2919914

they all have their own designs like always

FF10 has some boring summoned creatures and a few especially cool ones

I forget how the ones in 9 are

watch a let's play of FF13, though--that's the real standout in this regard

it's an iffy game of course, but the graphic design is easily the best in any 3D Final Fantasy game, and all the summoned creatures look very cool, as do most of the enemies

the final boss is amazing (to look at)

>>2922370

The medicine: putting your hand on your dick, and stroking thoroughly.

>>2919790

Haha yeah she was. Always my favorite Disney lady... well until The Hunchback of Notre Dame came out

(god have mercy on me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

>>2921575
Some people claim it's about how squishy he is, but I've never had much of a problem with him dying, unless it's when a boss uses a nuke attack of some kind on everyone, in which case it doesn't really matter all that much. But especially in the 3D versions, I just steal Darkness from Odin, give him the Augment, and even without the two best katanas he's still doing more damage than either Kain or Cecil, and Rydia's the only one who beats him out in multitarget damage.