Post stupid shit your fucking friends did back in the day.
>Dude, I have [game].
>You do?! Holy shit, I'll be right there.
>Go to friend's house.
>Sweet game. Can I have a turn?
>Oh, I only brought you over to watch me play this game, but I'll let you think you can play. I'll get 5 turns, then you get 3, and then tomor--
>Fuck you, I'm going home.
>>4111934
I used to be both of those people, kek.
>Be in playground.
>Someone mentions Goro from MK.
>"Oh, the guy with 6 arms."
>"No, it's 4 arms."
>"It's 6 arms, you homo."
>Actual fight ensues.
>>4111934
One time when I was a kid I buried a copy of Wolverine Adamantium Rage in a playground because I thought it would make some kid's day if they found it like hidden treasure and got to play a free game.
Is The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time underrated?
>>4111162
he has a point. Brave Fencer Mahsushi is better than Zelda 64
>>4111162
If he thought Hyrule Field was too big, I can only imagine how much this guy would hate Breath of the Wild.
Zelda 64 was kind of fun when I was a kid, but I booted it up recently with a new game and quit before Kakariko Village. Way too much exposition in that game. If you have that much dialogue, at least use it to develop characters with interesting motives. You could argue that it's a game for kids, but Pixar develops for children too and create works that everyone can appreciate.
Ocarina has too much exposition without any real payoff for it. Characters end up repeating themselves and cutscenes are unskippable.
Who is best girl?
Flea
Lucca. I wish there was more hentai of her or at least a dakimakura.
>>4110802
>girl
Can somebody explain to me in simple words how they were able to get videogames on little microchip strips in the 80s?
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
By writing data on to them.
A cartridge in it's most basic form is just a convenient way to plug a ROM chip into the CPU of a console.
ROM is very simple. You give ROM a number called an "address", and it returns a number that is the "data" at that address.
Because we are working with digital electronics, these numbers are specified as binary numbers. For old ROM chips found in carts, the bits for both the address and data numbers have a direct mapping to the pins on the ROM.
For example, let's say we have a ROM that can take a 15-bit address and returns 8-bit data, for a total of 2^15-1 bytes of memory. In that case, there are literally 15 address pins on the ROM chip labeled A0-A14 and 8 data pins labeled D0-D7. The pins are directly connected to the contacts on the cartridge.
Everything gets reduced down to a number on a computer, both data and code alike. Loosely speaking, a computer is designed to execute instructions by keeping track of the address of the instruction to execute (called the "program counter" or PC), fetching the number at that address, interpreting the number as an instruction, executing that instruction, incrementing the PC, and doing it all over again.
In this way a game can be stored on a ROM, which a console can read to execute code and get data.
there might be a chip-select pin or output-enable pin on a ROM chip too, but those are minor details.
make sense?
Giant room filling collections or television and console sitting on a TV tray, post and discuss your battlestations here.
Level out all that shit, jesus christ.
It is level, the camera was just held slightly askew.
I've been looking at this series and wondered what people considered the best game in it.
There are a bunch of them on GOG and I was wondering which one I should get.
Also, favourite moments with these games.
>>4120730
Anyone?
They are one of those series that if you do like the gameplay, the only way to know is to buy every single one. I own Army Men 3D and Army Men: Team Assault World War. I think that both are mediocre, but Id love to find one that gives the definitive experience. My plan was to eventually get them all and then choose for myself. Considering they are so cheap, i dunno.
My favorite is 3:Toys in Space. Fun series overall, I really like the multiplayer mode with bots. Army Men Sarges Heroes 1 & 2 are great games but not available on PC I think.
What happens if you miss boxes in a level?
Also what do you think of the Crash remaster trilogy?
Crash thread.
>>4120562
>What happens if you miss boxes in a level?
You... don't get the gem?
>>4120565
what does the gem do?
You don't get the gem.
Not retro.
Get out.
Playing Resident Evil on PC.
There is some kind of problem with the last cut scene where helicopter drops the Rocket Launcher,it starts 10 seconds before the countdown ends.
Countdown ends before the cut scene is over.
Google turns up nothing,how to fix this since I cant even finish the game.
I guess you'll just have to restart with a different version. lol
>>4120459
Do more damage to tyrant, maybe?
>>4120459
sounds like you're having speed issues.
Try to find a way to cap the game at the right speed maybe.
What were Genesis' answers to Super Mario World and A Link to the Past?
Sonic, Crusaders of Centy
>>4120467
sonic is good but it's not an answer to smw at all. smw is about exploration and has a large overworld, feels more like a grand adventure. sonic is more an answer to super mario bros.
>>4120467
>Crusaders of Centy
>>4120469
Not seeing anything there that isn't a cheap clone or absolute trash looking 2bh
Looking for a big, epic, non-rpg action adventure game on retro consoles. Doesn't even necessarily have to be a Zelda-like, just a big engrossing action adventure game. Help pls
>>4118594
*PlayStation is fine, too (hopefully, never used the emulator before)
Goemon 64
Terranigma
Surely modern day remakes of old favourites can only be a good thing? Did Vicarious Visions do it properly?
The new Crash does seem pretty good but poorly done remakes cheapen the legacy of good games q.v. many modern films that completely ruin formerly good things.
I don't see the point, the originals looked and played great.
>>4118589
>Same levels
>Same gameplay
What's the point again. Remakes are only good when they add something significant to the original.
What are some easy retro games?
Retro games are the Dark Souls of video games.
Kirby, any of them
>>4118563
Sonicunless you're underage
Is Mortal Kombat 4 really the black sheep of the series? I ask because i played ALL the MK until XL except 4
What is the best version? PSX, N64 or DC?
DC is hands down the best version if you have an arcade stick.
>>4113367
Well the Dreamcast one has more chars, but the graphics where updated and I do so enjoy the cheesy shitty graphics of the n64 version.
Fuck the PSX version though.
>>4113374
>Fuck the PSX version though
Why?
>1985 computer
>only one button
WHAT were they THINKING?
>>4112431
Has a whole keyboard full of keys though
>>4112431
>he cant operate a computer using only the power button
why are you even alive
>>4112612
Most games didn't use the keyboard though, they used the shitty joystick that only had one button, which meant you had to jump by pressing "up".
Why is Castlevania Symphony of the Night so much more fun than Super Metroid even though it's technically much less well designed?
that's a pretty loaded question
>>4109717
protip: both are shit, go play a real action platformer
>>4109723
spbp