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Alright, you big gay nancy babies.
It's that time of the week again. The time of the week when I get miiiiighty thirsty.

So, let's review the rules:
>1. The "one Pokemon per area" rule still applies, but instead of catching the first mon that I see, I'll be posting the list of available mons, and /vp/ will decide which I catch.
>2. The only items I'm allowed to buy are balls.
>3. /vp/ will have a chance to change the team around after every gym badge, and if dubs appear in the choosing of a Pokemon to catch, that mon may be subbed in immediately.
>4. I will be taking one (1) tall shot of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum every time a team member falls in battle and whenever a post in this thread contains both dubs and the words "fuck OP"

Now; when we last left our heroes, we were deep in the grind, preparing to take on Elisa. I come to you today with a plump and healthy team, fully prepared to tear her limb from limb. Hopefully, I'll walk all over this pretentious slut and you guys will be voting in a new team momentarily....but if things don't go according to plan, at least I'll be starting my night with a nice buzz. Here I gooooo
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>>25117466
I THOUGHT YOU HAD ABANDONED US
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Also, only 7s can name the Farfetch'd I caught for trips anon last thread.

>>25117482
Of course not, my son. I'll always be here. Watching over you.
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>>25117510
Nicna.
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>>25117551
Nicna
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>>25117510
Nicna
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Nicna
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>>25117466
fuck OP

>>25117637
and fuck you too
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We lost one, boys...

Regrettably, El Santo has gone on to finer pastures. She was one of the greats, and she was one of my favorites. RIP. It's really my fault, I should have known Emolga would have U-turn. But I'd like to think she could have tanked it if it wasn't a critical hit...we wouldn't have beaten Elesa without you, El Santo. ;_;7

Well, while I make that shot a double in El Santo's fast-fading memory, and choose our team who will be facing Route 5 and the 5th gym.

Your options include;
King Hippo, level 26 Hippopotas
Pepeggs, level 19 Exeggcute
HIYA, level 21 Starmie
Rustle, level 23 Luxio
Snuggles, level 27 Sandile
Lily, level 29 Clamperl
Goku, level 33 Pignite
Fuck op, level 29 Pachirisu
BigGayNanC, level 29 Gastly
KARJALA, level 29 Lickitung
Ninca, level 26 Farfetch'd
And that swoobat I left in the daycare at level 13. His name is steef.
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>>25117705
Oh, I forgot to add; the first six even replies will pick the team. Obviously you can also vote back in the Pokemon pictured in the OP, with the exception of poor El Santo.
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>>25117705
voting in that sweet Hippopotas

As always, fuck OP
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>>25117705
Nicna
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>>25117705
Nicna
Samefag
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>>25117705
Jeff
Samefag
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>>25117705
Voting Karjala.
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>>25117705
>King Hippo
>Ninca 4 fags
>Jeff

If you haven't already jumped ahead, rock Pepeggs, Karjala, and Rustle, IN THAT ORDER

also fuck OP
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>>25117705
Rustle
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>>25117705
Goku
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>>25118349
Reroll
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>>25118296
King hippo
Ninca
Jeff
Rustle
Goku

One more op
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>>25118392
KARJALA the Lickitung for final
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>>25118398
King Hippo
Ninca
Jeff
Rustle
Goku
KARJALA

That is your team OP
Now get to it
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Alright, shit...

I really got my work cut out for me now. I'm gonna spend the night/day grinding these weak ass niggas up to snuff. The second I walk out onto Route 5 I'm gonna get buttfucked by Cheren, so I can't fuck around at all. This whole team has to be 40+...

I'll see you all tomorrow night, I promise a more eventful thread.
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>>25118553
If King Hippo's there, then so am I.
Cool ass team man
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>>25121817
Bump.
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>>25117466
Are we fucking OP yet?
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>>25122632
Yes.
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Waitin' for you, CASH.
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>>25126130
CASH
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>>25118553
Is this regular Black (2?)? I don't remember Xatu ever being available.
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>>25126741
BlazeBlack.
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bum
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bum
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bun
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CASH? You best not be X-in' out on us.
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>>25117466
>Applel
Go back to >>>/trash/ where you belong.
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>>25117466
Wouldn't the baby just fall out of it since it's a Ghost type?
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>>25117466
BUMP
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>>25118553
>Alright, shit...
>I really got my work cut out for me now. I'm gonna spend the night/day grinding these weak ass niggas up to snuff. The second I walk out onto Route 5 I'm gonna get buttfucked by Cheren, so I can't fuck around at all. This whole team has to be 40+...
>I'll see you all tomorrow night, I promise a more eventful thread.
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>>25141801
Hmm.
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>>25143364
HMM!
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HHHHNMMMMMM!!!
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Hm.
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Hmm!
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HMMM!
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Bumo
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CASH?
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>this shit is still alive
Well I'm impressed

You faggots really put some fuckin weenies together, I've been training all week in the desert (fucking sandstorm) and I'm just now able to venture far enough away from the doctor to get some real leveling done before someone is close to death again.

I'm just gonna stick about 3 more levels each on these guys and then I should be able to muscle my way past Cheren without any casualties.

Also first reply decides what to catch on Route 16
Ekans (20%), Pineco (20%), Skorupi (10%), Electrike (10%), Combee (10%), Paras (10%), Buneary (5%), Pawniard (5%), Drifloon (5%), Spoink (5%)
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>>25157535
>Pineco (20%),
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>>25157564
You got a name for this bad dad?
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>>25157580
Rad Lad.
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>>25157614
Excellent~

Alright welp Cheren was a pushover. I think I kinda overdid it, but now at least the squad is nice and sturdy. I'm through to Driftveil City so I'll call it a night after we snag something from Cold Storage

Vanillite (20%), Herdier (20%), Snorunt (10%), Swinub (10%), Cubchoo (10%), Buizel (10%), Mienfoo (10%), Taillow (10%)
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>>25157718
Snorunt
Poncho
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>>25157718
Bumo
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>>25157718
Where are you, you big gay nancy baby? I'm going to bed, I hope to see you tomorrow.
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Hmm.
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>>25167345
Hmmm!
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Don't worry boys, I'm gettin drunk tonight as soon as I'm off work
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>>25172919
Sounds RADICOOL!
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>>25117466
>emulating on a mac
Uncomfy.
Emulate it on a phone for maximum comf
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Alright cunts

Here's the squad, let's get right to it. We've got a shitload of mons to catch before I take on that fat hick gym leader.

Evens gimme something off the Cold Storage doubles grass
Vanillish (20%), Herdier (20%), Swellow (10%), Floatzel (10%), Sneasel (10%), Delibird (10%), Smoochum (10%), Piloswine (10%)
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fuck op
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>>25175512
>Delibird
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>>25175512
>Delibird (10%)
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>>25175843
>>25175831
>>25175512
SANTABIRD
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>>25175857
SANTA
BIRD
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Santa Claus
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The numbers have spoken. Delibird is not to be.
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>>25175935
>>25175917
>>25175857
>>25175843
>>25175831
FUCK
(you)
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>>25175940
>>25175946
YES
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Fine, asshole

Evens again to name it
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>>25176049
Santa

Did they fix this guy's stats?
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>>25176049
Rollin' again for Santa
Also,
>asshole
How?
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>>25176139
>>25176145
The power of the evens is not with me, today.
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>>25176148
There!
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>>25176139
Shit, I dunno.

2, 4, 8 decides what I catch on Route 6
Cherubi (20%), Deerling (20%), Stantler (10%), Foongus (10%), Pidgeotto (10%), Natu (10%), Mime Jr. (5%), Bonsly (5%), Plusle (5%), Minun (5%)
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>>25176210
>Bonsly (5%)
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>>25176223
The power of the rolls is not with me today.
Also, I'm the only one here.
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>>25176210
Plusle or Minun, whichever comes second
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Well hey, I found this Chansey in a shaking spot.

What are the rules on shaking spots? They have Pokemon that we wouldn't have access to otherwise. I never bother posting their info cuz I'm not about to sit around for hours trying to catch the rarest mon in a shaking spot, but if I happen across one I'll at least check it out.

I caught the Chansey just in case but I'll release it if we deem it inappropriate.
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>>25176455
Well, Bonsly should have been the catch, but this is a special condition...
If I get an even number, keep it, if I get an odd number, lose it.
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>>25176639
Oh!
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>>25176655
Chansey has been released, but the way I see it, the Pokemon hasn't been decided yet.

Still waiting on a 2, 4, or 8.
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>>25176722
Plusle.
If dubs, name it Evice.
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>>25176799
Impressive numbers.

While I'm working on that, first reply give me something to catch in the doubles grass;
Cherrim (20%), Sawsbuck (20%), Stantler (10%), Foongus (10%), Pidgeotto (10%), Xatu (10%), Mr. Mime (5%), Sudowoodo (5%), Plusle (5%), Minun (5%)
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>>25176824
Check my doubles grass, fuck you OP.
Minun.
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sudowoodo
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>>25176824
Sawsbuck, of course
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>>25176839
Ah, looks like I need Surf to get doubles grass access. I'll backtrack for a Minun.

Still looking for a fucking Plusle.
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>>25176991
Scratch that, I found a patch. The search for Plusle and Minun continues.
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Found a Minun. Somebody give me a name with some odds.
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>>25177245
Lashawndra
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>>25177245
Plu
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>>25177245
Nancy
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Still no Plusle

I've found four more Minuns, though
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>>25177555
Hey CASH !!wfnFt//1OlV, my name is Patrick Bateman. I work as a Doubles and Above Associate for 4chan.org. Basically, my job is to go and check any cases of repeating digits in the doubles or higher range - which you could have guessed by my job title, right? Ha ha. Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that I'm checking that "555" that appears at the end of your post number. I must admit - those are some nice numbers! And they have been thoroughly checked.

Thank you for your post, your nice numbers, and your cooperation.

Sincerely,
Patrick Bateman
Doubles and Above Associate
4chan.org
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ALRIGHT, finally got one.

Which one of these should I fish up now?
Finneon (60%), Chinchou (40%)

I'll be taking on Clay in just a bit.
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>>25177626
Get a Finneon.
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>>25177626
Go for Chinchou.
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>>25177630
And what's her name, evens?
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>>25177704
>her
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>>25177704
>We have a Lickilicky
One of my favorites.
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>>25177710
her it is

Forgot I could fish something up in Driftveil City. Odds picks it; Horsea (60%), Wailmer (30%), Mantyke (10%)
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>>25177741
Wailmer
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>>25177583
Thank you Mr. Bateman

>>25177719
Here's our current team if that wasn't clear.
What do you think senpai? Should I take on Clay?

>>25177749
Based, first reply names her
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>>25177766
Grind a water type up if you don't want to suffer.
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>>25177766
Does Nicna have a Stick?
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>>25177766
Name Wailmer Mrs. Bateman.
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>>25177793
No
>>25177794
Okay
>>25177773
The team can only be changed by earning a badge or through the power of dubs. So it looks like I'm going in armed only with Leaf Blade for a super effective move.
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>>25177827
Is there any place to get a Stick?
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>>25177853
I dunno. I'm drunk. YOU look it up and I'll go get it.
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>>25177899
It's on route 13 in regular Black, so check there.
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FUCK OP
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>>25178100
GOD DAMN

Well we beat Clay, but at a cost. King Hippo has fallen. He was the only reason we survived the Excadrill, and Farfetch'd cleaned up the rest. RIP nigga!

This means we're rearranging the squad. Since it's late as fuck we'll just say the first six replies will be in. Your choices are the following;

Rustle - lvl 41 Luxray
KARJALA - lvl 42 Lickilicky
Goku - lvl 42 Emboar
Jeff - lvl 42 Xatu
Ninca - lvl 46 Farfetch'd
Beefcake - lvl 37 Arcanine
Pepeggs - lvl 19 Exeggcute
HIYA - lvl 21 Starmie
Snuggles - lvl 27 Sandile
Lily - lvl 25 Clamperl
Pepe - lvl 37 Heracross
Fuck op - lvl 28 Pachirisu
BigGayNanC - lvl 29 Gastly
dblfistems - lvl 41 Golurk
Ramsay - lvl 32 Cloyster
Poncho - lvl 31 Snorunt
Santa - lvl 33 Delibird
Plu - lvl 36 Minun
Evice - lvl 36 Plusle
her - lvl 32 Finneon
MrsBateman - lvl 32 Wailmer
and that Woobat I left in the daycare four badges ago at level 12 named steef
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>>25178189
Ninca.
You get dat Stick, boy?
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>>25178189
Jeff
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>>25178189
KARJALA
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>>25178189
Ramsay
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>>25178189
Goku
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>>25178189
Rustle
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dblfistems
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dblfistems
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dblfistems
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dblfistems
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dblfistems
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Welp I booted up our game tonight intending to just grind a few levels onto Ramsay, but I was ambushed by Bianca. Now, there's no need to panic, but I'm pretty fuckin' positive that someone's gonna die. So it looks like I'm playing tonight even if I wasn't planning on drinking.

Be gentle family
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Okay nope, overreacted. She was pretty easy. It's Cheren who I have to look out for, and I can't remember where he pops up next.

But who gives a fuck, right?! I'm GREAT at this shit!!

Comin' up on Chargestone Cave right now tbqh.
Imma wait on a 0, 1 or 2 to tell me what to catch on 1F.
Joltik (20%), Klink (20%), Elekid (10%), Magnemite (10%), Voltorb (10%), Ferroseed (10%), Nosepass (10%), Lairon (10%)
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>>25190989
>Nosepass
Also, did you go back for that stick?
Fuck OP
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>>25191100
God damn, this post
>those dubs
Oy vey I obey
>go back
I'm a looong way from Route 13, buster brown
>fuck me
fuck me

6 9 or 0 names this nigga
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>>25191318
Adolf
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>>25191318
Adolf
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>>25191986
Adolf is tucked away in box 1, and I'm now deep in the bowels of Chargestone Cave.

That means a new mon to catch, odds calls it;
Joltik (20%), Klink (20%), Mawile (10%), Sableye (10%), Tynamo (10%), Durant (10%), Nosepass (10%), Deino (10%)
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Joltik
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Mawile
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>>25192601
K then name it, odds
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>>25192795
Trap.
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>>25192795
Trap.
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is this the new pokemon? and it is manmade?
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>>25195252
REEEEEEE
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>>25192795
Trap.
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>>25192795
Magiana
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dblfistems
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dblfistems
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dblfistems
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dblfistems
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>>25208854
>dblfistems
What is this?
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>>25210666
That's j-just my level 41 Golurk, Mr. Satan, sir.
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>>25210670
We better have a Pokemon named dblfistems.
Also, when will you continue?
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>>25210733
It'll be either tomorrow night or Sunday night.
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>>25210836
Okay.
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>>25212776
d b l f i s t e m s
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>>25214491
>d b l f i s t e m s
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Why is this still up?
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