Alright, you big gay nancy babies.
It's that time of the week again. The time of the week when I get miiiiighty thirsty.
So, let's review the rules:
>1. The "one Pokemon per area" rule still applies, but instead of catching the first mon that I see, I'll be posting the list of available mons, and /vp/ will decide which I catch.
>2. The only items I'm allowed to buy are balls.
>3. /vp/ will have a chance to change the team around after every gym badge, and if dubs appear in the choosing of a Pokemon to catch, that mon may be subbed in immediately.
>4. I will be taking one (1) tall shot of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum every time a team member falls in battle
and whenever a post in this thread contains both dubs and the words "fuck OP"
Now; when we last left our heroes, we were deep in the grind, preparing to take on Elisa. I come to you today with a plump and healthy team, fully prepared to tear her limb from limb. Hopefully, I'll walk all over this pretentious slut and you guys will be voting in a new team momentarily....but if things don't go according to plan, at least I'll be starting my night with a nice buzz. Here I gooooo
Also, only 7s can name the Farfetch'd I caught for trips anon last thread.
Of course not, my son. I'll always be here. Watching over you.
We lost one, boys...
Regrettably, El Santo has gone on to finer pastures. She was one of the greats, and she was one of my favorites. RIP.
It's really my fault, I should have known Emolga would have U-turn. But I'd like to think she could have tanked it if it wasn't a critical hit...we wouldn't have beaten Elesa without you, El Santo. ;_;7
Well, while I make that shot a double in El Santo's fast-fading memory, and choose our team who will be facing Route 5 and the 5th gym.
Your options include;
King Hippo, level 26 Hippopotas
Pepeggs, level 19 Exeggcute
HIYA, level 21 Starmie
Rustle, level 23 Luxio
Snuggles, level 27 Sandile
Lily, level 29 Clamperl
Goku, level 33 Pignite
Fuck op, level 29 Pachirisu
BigGayNanC, level 29 Gastly
KARJALA, level 29 Lickitung
Ninca, level 26 Farfetch'd
And that swoobat I left in the daycare at level 13. His name is steef.
I really got my work cut out for me now. I'm gonna spend the night/day grinding these weak ass niggas up to snuff. The second I walk out onto Route 5 I'm gonna get buttfucked by Cheren, so I can't fuck around at all. This whole team has to be 40+...
I'll see you all tomorrow night, I promise a more eventful thread.
>I really got my work cut out for me now. I'm gonna spend the night/day grinding these weak ass niggas up to snuff. The second I walk out onto Route 5 I'm gonna get buttfucked by Cheren, so I can't fuck around at all. This whole team has to be 40+...
>I'll see you all tomorrow night, I promise a more eventful thread.
>this shit is still alive
Well I'm impressed
You faggots really put some fuckin weenies together, I've been training all week in the desert (fucking sandstorm) and I'm just now able to venture far enough away from the doctor to get some real leveling done before someone is close to death again.
I'm just gonna stick about 3 more levels each on these guys and then I should be able to muscle my way past Cheren without any casualties.
Also first reply decides what to catch on Route 16
Ekans (20%), Pineco (20%), Skorupi (10%), Electrike (10%), Combee (10%), Paras (10%), Buneary (5%), Pawniard (5%), Drifloon (5%), Spoink (5%)
You got a name for this bad dad?
Alright welp Cheren was a pushover. I think I kinda overdid it, but now at least the squad is nice and sturdy. I'm through to Driftveil City so I'll call it a night
after we snag something from Cold Storage Vanillite (20%), Herdier (20%), Snorunt (10%), Swinub (10%), Cubchoo (10%), Buizel (10%), Mienfoo (10%), Taillow (10%)
Here's the squad, let's get right to it. We've got a shitload of mons to catch before I take on that fat hick gym leader.
Evens gimme something off the Cold Storage doubles grass
Vanillish (20%), Herdier (20%), Swellow (10%), Floatzel (10%), Sneasel (10%), Delibird (10%), Smoochum (10%), Piloswine (10%)
Evens again to name it
Shit, I dunno.
2, 4, 8 decides what I catch on Route 6
Cherubi (20%), Deerling (20%), Stantler (10%), Foongus (10%), Pidgeotto (10%), Natu (10%), Mime Jr. (5%), Bonsly (5%), Plusle (5%), Minun (5%)
Well hey, I found this Chansey in a shaking spot.
What are the rules on shaking spots? They have Pokemon that we wouldn't have access to otherwise. I never bother posting their info cuz I'm not about to sit around for hours trying to catch the rarest mon in a shaking spot, but if I happen across one I'll at least check it out.
I caught the Chansey just in case but I'll release it if we deem it inappropriate.
While I'm working on that, first reply give me something to catch in the doubles grass;
Cherrim (20%), Sawsbuck (20%), Stantler (10%), Foongus (10%), Pidgeotto (10%), Xatu (10%), Mr. Mime (5%), Sudowoodo (5%), Plusle (5%), Minun (5%)
Found a Minun. Somebody give me a name with some odds.
Hey CASH !!wfnFt//1OlV, my name is Patrick Bateman. I work as a Doubles and Above Associate for 4chan.org. Basically, my job is to go and check any cases of repeating digits in the doubles or higher range - which you could have guessed by my job title, right? Ha ha. Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that I'm checking that "555" that appears at the end of your post number. I must admit - those are some nice numbers! And they have been thoroughly checked.
Thank you for your post, your nice numbers, and your cooperation.
Doubles and Above Associate
And what's her name, evens?
Thank you Mr. Bateman
Here's our current team if that wasn't clear.
What do you think senpai? Should I take on Clay?
Based, first reply names
The team can only be changed by earning a badge or through the power of dubs. So it looks like I'm going in armed only with Leaf Blade for a super effective move.
Well we beat Clay, but at a cost. King Hippo has fallen. He was the only reason we survived the Excadrill, and Farfetch'd cleaned up the rest. RIP nigga!
This means we're rearranging the squad. Since it's late as fuck we'll just say the first six replies will be in. Your choices are the following;
Rustle - lvl 41 Luxray
KARJALA - lvl 42 Lickilicky
Goku - lvl 42 Emboar
Jeff - lvl 42 Xatu
Ninca - lvl 46 Farfetch'd
Beefcake - lvl 37 Arcanine
Pepeggs - lvl 19 Exeggcute
HIYA - lvl 21 Starmie
Snuggles - lvl 27 Sandile
Lily - lvl 25 Clamperl
Pepe - lvl 37 Heracross
Fuck op - lvl 28 Pachirisu
BigGayNanC - lvl 29 Gastly
dblfistems - lvl 41 Golurk
Ramsay - lvl 32 Cloyster
Poncho - lvl 31 Snorunt
Santa - lvl 33 Delibird
Plu - lvl 36 Minun
Evice - lvl 36 Plusle
her - lvl 32 Finneon
MrsBateman - lvl 32 Wailmer
and that Woobat I left in the daycare four badges ago at level 12 named steef
Welp I booted up our game tonight intending to just grind a few levels onto Ramsay, but I was ambushed by Bianca. Now, there's no need to panic, but I'm pretty fuckin' positive that someone's gonna die. So it looks like I'm playing tonight even if I wasn't planning on drinking.
Be gentle family
Okay nope, overreacted. She was pretty easy. It's Cheren who I have to look out for, and I can't remember where he pops up next.
But who gives a fuck, right?! I'm GREAT at this shit!!
Comin' up on Chargestone Cave right now tbqh.
Imma wait on a 0, 1 or 2 to tell me what to catch on 1F.
Joltik (20%), Klink (20%), Elekid (10%), Magnemite (10%), Voltorb (10%), Ferroseed (10%), Nosepass (10%), Lairon (10%)
God damn, this post
Oy vey I obey
I'm a looong way from Route 13, buster brown
6 9 or 0 names this nigga
Adolf is tucked away in box 1, and I'm now deep in the bowels of Chargestone Cave.
That means a new mon to catch, odds calls it;
Joltik (20%), Klink (20%), Mawile (10%), Sableye (10%), Tynamo (10%), Durant (10%), Nosepass (10%), Deino (10%)