Is there anything wrong with pokelove?

>>25087364
>opening with titdevoir
Cliché and mod-unfriendly.

>>25087364
No

>>25087364
How does one love a pocket?

>>25087364
Yes. It's called autism.

>>25087364
That we can't experience it?

>>25087364
As long as it's consensual and the Pokémon is intelligent, no, there's nothing wrong with it.

That does NOT mean, however, that it is always a good idea. Just something to consider....

uggh ANOTHER gardevoir thread

thanks /vp/

>I want to marry _____!

>>25087569
you

>>25087514
It's not a gardevoir thread, it's the same poster making this same thread every once in a while.

>>25087370
Seriously, I do like to discuss this but people try to troll with it, I guess? Why be purposely obnoxious

>>25087383
Poké being short for pocket is crap and you know it

>>25087940
>Poké being short for pocket is crap

Well it's certainly not short for monster either.

>>25087406
>pokemon amie
Does anyone else like the play on "mon amie"? It means my friend

>>25087951
Well, "mons" is already taken by digimon

Okay how about mons refer to slaves and pokes refer to lovers and we can all be friends

>>25087969
It doesn't have to be. I wish they would refer to Pokemon by their full name or even just monsters from time to time. It would make people less cranky about what is an acceptable monster design rather than what is an acceptable pokemon design.

Also pokephilia is a dumb word. It's funny here but some writers have used it in their stories where they should call it something else.

>>25087998
I can agree with everything in your post. I do. I would love to read, and I do try to write, stories of pure action. Exposition, then spending time labeling things you're not even sure of the reader's opinion on, seems like something I want to avoid.

Should pokémon and their names always be capitalized? I only use the accent mark because it is in my phone easy, is it better to use it or should I not alienate?

Why would Pokemon need trainers, to be in towns and around other people, if they're as sapient as humans?

Answer is, they're not. At best, they're intellectually children, with your 'super smart' psychics being essentially autistic savants. We can thus conclude that they're in no way fit to give consent as understood, and that your rape of your so called waif is done so under duress, pressure from your position as someone they thought they could trust. Moreover, most Pokemon taken as Waifs don't even fit in the human like egg group, meaning that not only are you raping them, you're forcing your grotesque penis into parts that don't accomodate, causing the creature horrible pain in the name of your impurity.

Backlash from the Pokemon is also massively dangerous, especially since contextually they're suddenly being torn apart by a friend or parental figure. Pokemon are, for lack of better words, walking nuclear devices with only your word for guidance. What happens when that word can't be trusted anymore, when it attacks them? That's nothing to say of the long term damage to their psyche.

All this could've been avoided too, if you weren't so riddled with a lack of self worth that you felt like the creatures around you were the only things that could love you.

>>25088072
>Why would Pokemon need trainers, to be in towns and around other people, if they're as sapient as humans?
That's not how it is. It's the humans who need Pokémon to be subservient, lest the Pokémon lose the need for humans to be around, and consequently, humans die out.

>>25088072
>sexual
>>25088081
The myths say a man once took a sword and cut down many pokemon untill there were none to be found, so he travelled until he did find one. Do you remember that?

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>>25087364
Nope.

>>25088072
>Why would Pokemon need trainers

Explained in the Sinnoh myths. Also not all Pokemon are equal. That much is true. They're MONSTERS first and foremost. With all that implies. Meaning they come from a variety of backgrounds, with varying intelligence, and composition. A beedrill and a metagross are both pokemon in the same way you and a dog are both animals. It's also worth noting humans become pokemon, even in non-ghost types if kadabra's entry is anything to go by. The line between certain monsters and humans is pretty thin sometimes. And come on, Alakazam is obviously going beyond savant tier.

The egg group thing is also a dumb meme to bring up because if we go by that alone even humanlike egg groups wouldn't be a perfect match either. Humans don't lay eggs to begin with. It has never really been about that though. Take the Scifi genre where you sure as hell can't impregnate or have sex with an ayy without some complications but we find interspecies romance bloom on occasion.

>>25088125
It was also when humans were considered pokemon so there's that to keep in mind too.

>>25087364
Well, you're in love with something that can one-hundred-percent never love you back, therefore making your relationship nonconsensual.

So yeah. It's rewarding to try to earn someone else's love and affection. Try it sometime.

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>>25088072
Has anyone written that happening? That's interesting.
Say, Lopunny. Personally I'd only ever use my mouth if she really wanted, but she could tear me apart if I ripped her first.

>>25088139
You should put the translation of the japanese text in there since the English localization says something different and out of context someone seeing it for the first time won't know the nip version is talking about marriage.

>>25088162
Ok.

>>25088062
I don't think the accent matters really. It's a nice touch if you can consistently put it there but no one expects someone to change their PC's keyboard settings just to keep putting an accent there. There's probably more efficient ways of doing that but it's still a lot more effort with little pay off.

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>>25088145
I'll probably end up getting touched.

I want to make sweet sweet love to my fem lucario

>>25088181
No no, that's what you want.

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>>25088155
Would this be considered guro? Should we not post certain pokemon?
>>25088185
I like mega lucario, he has red too

>>25088072
>>25088140
>These fucking essays

Only /vp/ would debate something so autistic

>>25088186
I really don't like the thought of that.

>>25088196
>Two paragraphs is an essay

The American education system hard at work.

>>25088219
>I don't know what exaggeration and hyperbole is

europoors so desperate to shit on America.

Speaking of the Sinnoh Myths.

What moves do you think we knew when we were a type of pokemon? What type were we?

>>25088263
>What moves do you think we knew when we were a type of pokemon? What type were we?

Normal type.
Some of us were normal/fighting.
A few of the more. . .Flamboyant humans were probably normal/fairy type.
Very rarely you'd get a normal/psychic type like Sabrina.

>>25088263
Primarily Normal
Potentially Normal/Psychic, Normal/Fighting, Normal/Water, and so on and so forth.

>>25087453
Bath?

>>25087364
No, just the people who make threads about it.

>>25088201
Haha, stay sperg, ponyboy.

>>25088418
But I love my pokemon Brett

>>25088425
Take comfort in your own words.

>>25088140
>Humans don't lay eggs to begin with
We don't know if humans lay eggs in the Pokemon world.
In fact, it's very plausible that in-game humans are all born from eggs.

>>25088598
That's iffy at best. I think if that were the case pokemon eggs wouldn't be as mysterious as they're said to be. I mean, that could just be the daycare workers being careful around a kid but that doesn't work when your protagonists are older.

>>25088611
Especially when a guy in Coumarine says to the protagonist that Pokémon Eggs aren't so much eggs as they are cradles. Sure this could also be another case of being careful around a kid...if the protagonist wasn't a matured teenager who, by that point, probably already knows about sexual reproduction.

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>>25087364
I love my pokemon. I'd dress them up and give them flowers. At the, is that the foreign house?

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>>25087364
Faping to pokes? no
having a obsession about said poke? yes

>>25091578
But would you the poke if you could?

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>>25087364
As long as you're in control no problem at all

>>25091582
It doesn't exist so no.

>>25091593
>having a namefield in your CSS

>>25091597
The existence of the nonexistent falls into 'if you could'.

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>>25091597
>what do 'would' and 'could' mean senpai~?
I wouldn't though. The most I would do with a pokémon is kiss it deeply, maybe sniff it all over.

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>>25091603
Fine
I don't know I guess since it apparently happens in poke world and your pokes are the only thing that will not try to fight you every time you look at them in the eye.

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>>25091611
Mismagius is adorable. Ghost-Fairy when?

>>25091628
never because gamefreak won't change the typing now. but maybe if were lucky we'll get a mega mismagius with that typing.

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>>25091628
Maybe in its next evolution or mega?

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>>25091628
Question how good would ghost-fairy be?
And if it was a mismagius mega?

>>25091670
With levitate it's immune to ground, normal, fighting, and dragon.
At 105 speed, access to nasty plot, alongside getting STAB moonblast it would have been very good.

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>>25091726
What would it take to make it rival gengar?

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If I lived in that world, I'd probably have a Pokemon as a non-sexual lifemate, but this thread is about putting your sand desert nerd dick into anthropomorphized pokemon and using the sinnoh mythology to argue that your delusions of fucking garedvoir are canon.

>>25091750
You're mixing a lot of different opinions, some of which don't actually exist. As the first one to bring up the Sinnoh Myths ITT, I don't think a trainer should have sexual relations with pokemon. It creates an uneven power dynamic that is already hard to justify if Gen V's story is anything to go by. If you want interspecies romance with a pokemon you'd have to give up training forever to make it ethical. I also don't think it would work most of the time. Interspecies romance would be as rare as it is in science fiction (that doesn't suck).

>>25091749
Mostly being able to freely switch into 4 different types of attacks and Fairy STAB. I don't know if it would be as useful now with the fast fairy megas existing since ORAS but before ORAS the Fairy type was in desperate need of a fairy that outsped garchomp without a scarf.

>>25091670
I think it'd be quite good. Mismagius already has a pretty decent movepool, add STAB Moonblast to the mix and buff primarily the Special Attack and Speed. It'd be about UU, I think.

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>>25087951
But it is as dumb as shortening Cuddle Monster to cudémon
Though who wouldn't play that

>>25091611
Aww wow

>>25088072
Child can sonsent though, you autist
Have you forgotten how you were 10 years ago?

>>25094170
I know plenty of things were nonconsensual, I can tell you that for certain.

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Post more cute pokemon you want to marry

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>>25097803
Oh gosh
She's so motherly though is weird

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>>25098147
Birdmom is dudebro friend too

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She is many things

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I'm gonna marry Mawile!

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>>25098452
Do you think the fairies invented marriage?

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>>25088072

Several of the later legendaries are shown to have intellect and speech on par with any normal human being. They're perfectly able to give informed consent.

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>>25098607
I sure as hell hope so.

I want furries to leave

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>>25098700
I want normies to leave, but no-one is getting what they want any time soon.

>>25098700
/vp/ is just a niche subset of /fur/.

>>25098700
Isn't there a difference between pokefuckers and furries? I've never seen a pokefucker dress up has a pokemon.

>>25098832
Good thing you didn't, you'll need a lot of bleach to get rid of what you see

>>25098903
I jack off to different shit but I've never gone too deep into these fandom what is it like?

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>>25094170

>>25088072
They're not real, so if you believe that they can consent then they do from your point of view.

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>>25098946

Maybe the day cares are built on the sites where eggs appear?

>>25091781
>It creates an uneven power dynamic that is already hard to justify if Gen V's story is anything to go by. If you want interspecies romance with a pokemon you'd have to give up training forever to make it ethical.

But if you didn't keep your interspecies poke-wife bound to a pokeball (Even if she never stayed in it), any ol' jackass can come along, beat your "Wife" into submission, and trap her in a ball of his own. And it'd be perfectly legal.

>>25091781
>relationships with a dominating party are not "ethical"

Lmao
Some people love being dominated, deal with it

>>25103928
I was thinking in legal terms actually. That would be the biggest barrier to monster-human romance. If a government were to acknowledge it as a thing, they'd probably make you give up training but they'd also have some kind of failsafe prevent catching a pokemon that obviously isn't wild. Like a government database of pokemon that the balls won't capture, or some kind of paperwork and some bracelet they wear. I don't know. It just wouldn't make sense for them to think far enough to deal with the ethical issue of owning your spouse and not remember to account for someone deciding to catch them.

Smart pokemon like Lucario, Gardevoir, Gengar, Alakazam, and even Porygon Z would probably have some legal rights especially if they've been processed and can fill out some basic paperwork. Maybe even without it. We do the same with Chimps and Dolphins, and call them non-human persons. They'd definitely do the same for beings of human intellect or even just near-human intellect.

>>25104013
You're talking about the BDSM meme fetish, not a tangled legal mess that would give N a heart attack.

>>25104031
You're talking like pokemon can get jobs and stuff
>meowth wife will never buy you a house

>>25104079
Just basic legal rights, but if anime meowth applied for a social security number in order to work do you think they'd have the heart to tell him no? I imagine it'd go like that. It can happen on paper but it almost never does.

Holy crap. Not that meowth makes money, they use meowth shit as currency

>>25104092
I was thinking of Pay Day, that they can make money out of thin air. They probably take Meowth to the pokemon center over and over just to build robots

>>25104101
I think at some point in pokehistory some king tried this dank scheme to get rich with meowths and crashed his kingdom's economy. Everyone has been wary of exploiting them ever since.

>>25104112
If you can raise a meowth to level 30 you can live comfortability apparently, team rocket are just psychotic and no one truly stops them

>>25104140
That particular Meowth pretty much sacrificed his ability to learn moves just so he can learn to speak human speak.

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>>25087364
Absolutely not!

>>25106868
Should have gotten her a bracelet, that looks like it'd make it difficult for her to run around.

>>25106868
>>25106877
Um excuse me mega ring is very real

>>25087969

And the mons pubis