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Alright you big gay nancy babies it's Thursday and I'm gonna get fucked up and play BlazeBlack. I've never played it and have no idea what to expect.

This WILL be a Nuzlocke, with the exception of a few homebrewed rules:
1. The "one Pokemon per route rule" applies, but instead of catching the first Pokemon I see, I will list the available options and /vp/ will decide which to catch.
2. I'm not allowed to buy anything except balls.
3. I will be taking one (1) tall shot of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum WITHOUT chaser every time a team member dies and whenever a post contains both dubs and the words "fuck OP"

Fuck you I already picked my name and gender, you guys get to pick everything else. Let's do this. First post picks my starter, first post to reply to first post picks it's name.
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Tepig, if dubs name it Goku
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>>25053199
Guess it's Goku.
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Fuck, op, this sounds like fun. If this is dubs, chug away that shot, and name the first pokemon you catch 'Stamos'
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>>25053212
Impressive start. Goku it is.

Let me say now, GETs overrule everything. But that doesn't mean you can tell me to release my shit with anything besides trips and a picture of N
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Okay, the busty milf who gave me this hot hog finally shut up and forked over my balls

Pick something for me to catch
Lillipup (20%), Pidgey (20%), Bidoof (10%), Sentret (10%), Rattata (10%), Zigzagoon (10%), Starly (10%), Hoothoot (10%)
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>>25053284
hoothoot
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>>25053295
and name it benis :D
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>>25053284
Zigzagoon all day every day.
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>>25053284
Sentret named Bojangles
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>>25053284
Starly named iStarly
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>>25053301
>not fucking bidoof
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Starly named edgyburd
also fuck op
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>>25053334
>almost quads
that must sting
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[Spoiler]fuck op[/Spoiler]
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Fuck OP
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>>25053341
Well I'm killing myself
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>>25053295
1, 2, or 3 names this mammal
>>25053334
fuck, i would've loved to start this off with a quadruple shot. someone get me drinking already.
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>>25053355
name it benis :D
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>>25053355
>dub dubs
w...would this count?
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>>25053355
Sleepy.
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>>25053355
owl sex
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>>25053355
Snagle Puss
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>>25053355
No Hooters
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>>25053377
Certainly! :^)

Alright Route 2, first reply decides what I snag
Purrloin (20%), Patrat (20%), Kricketot (10%), Caterpie (10%), Wurmple (10%), Weedle (10%), Poochyena (5%), Meowth (5%), Spearow (5%), Mankey (5%)
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>>25053393
Purrloin
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>>25053393
Mankey
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>>25053394
>all this fucking handholding
>dub dubs almost dies to a Moody Bidoof
This is gonna be a shitshow I can already smell it

3, 4, 5 names my pussy
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>>25053468
El Santo
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Alright, while I grind the team up to double digits, 7 8 or 9 chooses what we get from the Dreamyard.

Munna (20%), Drowzee (20%), Spinda (10%), Natu (10%), Venonat (10%), Ralts (10%), Clefairy (5%), Jigglypuff (5%), Nidoran (5%), Nidoran (5%)
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>>25053579
Natu.
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>>25053579
Drowzee
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fuck OP
DRINK
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>>25053598
>tfw dead sober
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>>25053630
fuck OP

drink drink drink
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>>25053630
fuck OP

driiiink
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>>25053655
ding ding winrar
fuck op, drink
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>>25053655
>>25053677
Finally
Let's get this bus movin' faggots
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>>25053579
Natu!
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>>25053700
Does this count?
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fuck OP
drink up
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>>25053685
Fuck op, are you grabbing a monkey? If so, take simisear and name it Monkeybacon (or Apebacon)
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>>25053725
Fuck op, I mean Pansear. It probably won't live to be a simisear.
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>>25053725
>>25053732
Do I get to pick my monkey somehow? It's just telling me I have to take Pansage
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>>25053755
name grass monkey "ironic 420"
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>>25053755
You get the monkey that is opposite of your starter mon.
Also, fuck op and drink up!
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>>25053755
Might have been a different romhack I was thinking of or something... Then take that monkey and call it Apewood. Fuck op.
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I'm going to bed, if you get a chance, catch a Farfetch'd.
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>>25053761
you got it

>finally find a Natu
>it immediately teleports
Fuck.

This shit is WAY fuckin' harder than I anticipated.
>all the wild bug types have Bug Bite
>constant wild encounters
>every trainer has 4+ Pokemon
>except Youngster Joey, who's Ratatta knows...Flame Wheel?

>>25053766
ya got me, brb taking a rip

evens names our future Natu
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Harvey Birdman
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>>25053816
too long, IGNORED
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Pikachu
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Jeff
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>>25053854
Well Christ, Natu was a bitch to catch.

What do you think, fellas? Am I ready to face the first gym? I leave it up to odds.
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FIRST GYM GOOO
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>>25053871
no, grind everyone up 3 levels each.
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>>25053871
No. Train.
Also, will you be catching that 777's Farfetch'd?
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>>25053777
This Farfetch'd WILL be caught.
>>25053888
And it looks like I'm going in. The trips have me by the nads tonight.
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>>25053785
Ratatta gets Flame Wheel as an egg move
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>>25053900
Name that duck Rad Lad.
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Ohh damn son
fuck OP and drink up
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>first gym trainer
>use faint attack on Growlithe
>Justified activates!
>Growlithe used Double Kick!
Just about shit myself. Good thing El Chapo is a hearty bitch. This game is fucking out for blood, and we're gonna give it to them tonight, boys.

I'm onto the leader now...
>6 fucking Pokemon
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>>25053927
good luck! and fuck op!
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ironic 420 got two Hone Claws off and swept the whole team except this Totodile

But this Totodile has two Dragon Dances under it's belt...I'm not sure if I can finish this without losing someone...
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>>25053969
>tfw it just Dragon Dances a third time and lets me kill it

Well, great, let's move on

Evens picks the next catch
Mareep (20%), Taillow (20%), Shellos (10%), Sunkern (10%), Lotad (10%), Seedot (10%), Shinx (10%), Abra (5%), Phanpy (5%)
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>>25053976
Lotad
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>>25053976
Shinx
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>>25053976
Sunkern
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>>25053976
shinx!
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Fuck OP
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>>25053969
ironic 420 is GOAT
also fuck op
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Played a bit of this hack recently. I had the bright idea to try a bug type mono run, only to run into the brick wall that is a fire themed first gym. Ended up switching to a vaguely beast themed team- Purrloin, Meowth, Mankey, etc., but haven't got around to playing any more.

Fucking Chilli man... Bugs got nothing on against fucking rape engine.
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Fuck OP I'm going to bed, good luck
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First post names this lil dude.
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Fuck OP and the police
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>>25054045
Rustle
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do it
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K I'm in this cave now. Show me a 3, a 6 or a 9 to pick our next team member.

Now that we have 6 mons, start including a nickname in your post. The second GET will be to determine who on the team the new mon replaces, or if it is boxed.

Woobat (20%), Zubat (20%), Geodude (10%), Roggenrola (10%), Aron (10%), Whismur (10%), Wooper (5%), Bronzor (5%), Axew (5%), Teddiursa (5%)
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>>25054077
Wooper
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>>25054077
Whismur you fuck op
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>>25054077
bronzor

name it [email protected]
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>>25054077
Woobat nicknamed steef.

Fuck OP
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>two waves of Plasma grunts
I got pretty fucked up here senpai
We lost dub dubs

>>25054089
welp I just caught a Whismur but
>>25054099
you have been overridden. dubs still override until the new pokemon has been posted for naming.

Bear with me should be easy to find a Woobat, our new 6th team member ;-;
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RIP Dub Dubs

FUck OP driiink
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Alright I barely could escape that cave with my life so I'm gonna grind these faggots up like 5 levels each

But before I do, let's have some fun. I just got the "Fishing Rod", which I guess lets me fish up all kinds of dumb shit. So we're about to catch some fucking Pokeymans.

Let's start here. Show me a 0, 9 or 4 to pick it.
Include a nickname and which team member it's replacing or someone else will box your precious shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Psyduck (60%), Slowpoke (30%), Staryu (10%)
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>slowpoke used confusion
>it doesn't effect Rustle!
>???

Well I'll be
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>>25054240
Slowpoke named Dad
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>>25054240
Staryu named HYAH
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>>25054240
>>25054374
oh and replace el santo
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>>25054374
>>25054380
Welp I'm a little drunk and sped past the naming bit on accident. I'll name it as soon as I can.
Also fuck you for boxing El Santo.

NEXT FISHIN' POND
FIRST REPLY PICKS WHAT I CATCH GOGOGOGOGO
Barboach (60%), Tentacool (30%), Shellder (10%)
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>>25054407
My first choice was ironic 420 but I felt he did too good of a job
Shellder named Ramsay
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>>25054425
>making me catch both 10%s
fuck you he's going in the box

let's take a break from fishing and explore the double grass on route 3 shall we?
First reply picks from Blitzle (20%), Pidove (20%), Growlithe (10%), Vulpix (10%), Hoppip (10%), Budew (10%), Marill (5%), Houndour (5%), Volbeat (4%), Illumise (4%), Lombre (1%), Nuzleaf (1%)

>inb4 Nuzleaf or Lombre
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>>25054477
Growlithe named Beefcake.
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>>25054486
Now now, don't forget to name which team member you're replacing or you'll end up in the box like Beefcake here!

ARE YOU FAGS READY FOR PINWHEEL FOREST??!?!
First we'll catch one on the outside
Tympole (20%), Timburr (20%), Meditite (10%), Spinarak (10%), Ledyba (10%), Machop (10%), Makuhita (10%), Croagunk (5%), Slakoth (5%)

Let's see those evens
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>>25054547
Forgot image -- team update
fuck op
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Fuck OP, Go get yourself a Croagunk, name him Toxic Toad and get rid of Steef
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Where are you, Cash?
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>>25054550
Fuck OP what's going on?
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>>25055787
Probably fell asleep.
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Well there was only one dude in the thread at 4:30. He told me to catch a Croagunk and it took until 5 am so I just went to bed after catching him.

But I'm back and ready for action if anyone is still interested.
Let's say evens picks our next member from the double battle grass; Throh (20%), Sawk (20%), Dunsparce (10%), Doduo (10%), Snubbull (10%), Aipom (10%), Cubone (9%), Burmy (9%), Heracross (2%)
Don't forget to include a nickname, and if you want it on the team right now, who to replace.
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>>25057101
Heracross named Pepe because he's the rarest

Replace ironic 420 because there's only room for one big memer on this team
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>>25057126
fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu leave me alone
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>>25054316
>not using the vanilla version
You fucked up OP.
Fanfic changes ruin this hack.
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>>25057138
:^)

if you're actually unwilling to do that, Doduo named "Chang & Eng"
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>>25057101
I'm here, I want that Farfetch'd you promised me. When's the earliest that you can get it in this game?
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>>25057148
I ain't no bitch.
I'll catch whatever you guys tell me to, just understand that if you choose the rarest one it's gonna be a long time between posts, and really slow us down altogether.

>>25057193
It won't be soon, but I haven't forgotten. Our first chance will be Lostlorn Forest, which is kinda mid-game.

Alright, we finally enter the forest. Odds tells me what we're catching in here; Cottonee (20%), Petilil (20%), Sewaddle (10%), Venipede (10%), Oddish (10%), Bellsprout (10%), Shroomish (5%), Exeggcute (5%), Murkrow (5%), Misdreavus (5%)
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>>25057470
Exeggcute

and replace Pepe
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>>25057470
Cottonee named The Best
replace Jeff
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>>25057470
I think you should lay down some restrictions about replacing, otherwise you won't get to have and train an actual team with any of them getting replaced each time you enter a new area
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>>25057470
Oddish named Yes. Box it.
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>>25057483
Fuuuuck

Well apparently I can't get into the forest until I've beaten the gym, so I'm going in. I'll catch that fucker in a second here, first reply names it

>mfw Pepe gets her first kill and Moxie activates
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>>25057470
Will you let us move boxed 'Mons back into our team?
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>>25057552
Pepeggs
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>>25057552
Joe.
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>>25057526
>>25057554
I was thinking about the best way to do this, but I'm not sure. What do you guys think?
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>>25057573
Yes please, since I miss the mighty El Santo.
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>>25057573
Either you decide when it's allowed to request a replacing, or you leave it to the power of dubs
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>Pepe flinched and couldn't move!
>Pepe flinched and couldn't move!
>Pepe flinched and couldn't move!
>Pepe's attack missed!
>Pepe's fully paralyzed!
>Pepe flinched and couldn't move!
>Pepe's fully paralyzed!

Pepe is memeing out on me real hard right now desu senpai

>>25057583
>>25057597
Alright how about I'll open up the box and we'll roll a new team after every badge and for every new thread?
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>>25057573
All 'Mons should be boxed on capture unless Dubs says not to and says who to replace. Dubs should also say if we change our team up, but only after you give the option. Also, will you still be drinking?
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>>25057611
Sounds good
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Fuck OP
You aren't getting shitfaced enough for this
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Fuck OP
drink up
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fuck OP twice, preferably

also keep grinding
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Fuck OP
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>>25057639
>>25057645
>>25057679
MAKE ME

These gyms are srs bsnss guise. She led with double Intimidate and then spammed Charm. Had to lean on Jeff's Sp. Atk most of the battle, and now he's our MVP.

SO! Having earned our second badge, let's try out our newest rule. Here is our current team, below are your boxed options.

First three even replies and first three odd replies will pick our team.
If you get dubs when picking what Pokemon I'm catching in the future, that mon will join the squad, booting the mon of your choice or else I'll kick the lowest level.

IN THE BOX;
Ramsay, lvl 16 Shellder
Beefcake, lvl 16 Growlithe
steef, lvl 13 Swoobat
ironic 420, lvl 22 Pansage
And soon enough, Pepeggs the lvl ??? Exeggcute
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>>25057817
Put Ramsay in for Pepe.
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>>25057817
Put in Beefcake and box Pepe
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>>25057817
OH WAIT!

I forgot about El Santo! He's in the daycare, but he's still on the table, ~lvl 22 Purrloin. Still waiting on two more evens and two more odds to finish out the team.
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>>25057817
>>25057817
Fuck OP
Toxic toad fo ironic 420
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>>25057864
No, forgetStaryu, keep TT.
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>>25057817
Keep Jeff.
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>>25057858
Box Staryu and put in El Santoooo
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>>25057817
steef on the team, also fuck OP
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Waiting on two more odd posts to pick the last two.
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>>25057894
Jeff.
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>>25057894
El Santo.
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>>25057894
goku
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>>25057894
Jeff.
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>>25057894
>odds never

steef
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>>25057900
>>25057913
There we have it folks, the gang's all here. With our new Exeggcute sleeping soundly in the box, we strike out into Pinwheel Forest with a new mission; to reprimand the devious troublemakers of Team Plasma, and to catch and nickname one of the following Pokemon; Tangela (20%), Roselia (20%), Swadloon (10%), Whirlipede (10%), Gloom (10%), Weepinbell (10%), Carnivine (5%), Scyther (5%), Pinsir (5%), Vigoroth (5%)

First 2, 4, or 8 gets it.

I'm gonna need to take some time to grind up all these newbies or we're gonna lose em quick. I'll be back later tonight once I've cleared the forest and gotten them up to snuff.
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>>25057913
>>25057900
Here. Odds and Dubs.
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>>25057988
Tangela Pasta.
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>>25057988
Carnivine if it's gotten a buff in this version, Tangela otherwise.
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>>25057988
Carnivine named Carl and box it
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>>25058001
Rerolling for this.
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STREAM THIS PLEASE
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>>25058066
Please don't, my computer's broken, so I'm using my Wii U.
It can't view streams.
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>>25057988
Rolling for >>25058058 for Carnivine.
Fuck OP, what is this http://chefgoldblum.com/
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The best part of this thread is his subtle tabs.
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Cash should be back soon.
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Alright boys sorry for the wait, Pinwheel Forest was a bitch.

I went ahead and skipped ahead onto Route 4 so we can nab one last mon before I start the grind for Burgh.

Show me odds and pick one of these; Sandile (20%), Sandshrew (20%), Darumaka (10%), Scraggy (10%), Cacnea (10%), Trapinch (10%), Vullaby (10%), Hippopotas (5%), Elgyem (5%)
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>>25059832
Hippopotas named Odibatoras.
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>>25059832
Hippopotas name it King Hippo
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>>25059832
Did you catch Carnivine or Tangela? Elgyem named Mulder.
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>>25059832
Sandshrew name it Gondola

Replace ironic 420
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>>25059832
Fuck op welcome back.
Trapinch name it Snuggles
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>>25059884
Oh yeah, bad news about Carnivine. Apparently I can't access that double grass just yet. But I'll check back after every badge and that'll be my catch for the area.
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>>25060038
Oh, too bad. Do you know how Carnivine was buffed in this?
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Fuck OP, drink up!
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fuck OP
drink!
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>>25060187
>>25060204
You guys fucking suck

Uhhhh bad news fellas. I went and got ironic 420 killed while looking for Hippopotas. He was a fighter. He was a memer. He will be remembered.

Now show me the power of dubs to choose who picks up his mantle while I take my first shot of the night.
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>>25060229
Goku fuck OP
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>>25060229
Hippopotas
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El Santo
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>>25060229
Staryu, also, fuck OP.
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>>25060229
Fucking Goku fuck op. ironic 420 was just a death waiting to happen, it's arite.
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>>25060229
Luxio.
Fuck op.
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>>25060229

King Hippo
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>>25060229
Bring in King Hippo
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>>25060229
We all suck at getting dubs. Luxio again and still fuck op.
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>>25060229

King Hippo, Luxio a shit
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>>25060229

We can't get dubs, just pick something, dammit
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>>25060336
I second this.
Also Luxio again just in case but probably not.
Fuck op. Fuck dubs.
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>>25060342
You guys just suck.
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>>25060345

fuck op and king hippo
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>>25060345
Exeggcute. Fuck op.
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>>25060229
Fuck OP and throw in King Hippo
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>>25060345
STARYU
FUCK OP
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>>25060357

Fuck OP and King Hippo reroll
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>>25060366
STARYU FUCK OP
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>>25060366
SEE THAT WASN'T SO HARD

Alright fellas this is the team I'm taking Burgh on with, but I'm gonna grind em to high heaven first. I'm also gonna take care of some side quests including renaming that Staryu. I'll check back in say, an hour.
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>>25060394
Good luck!
Fuck op.
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>>25060399
Nice.
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>>25060394
Goodnight, CASH.
See you tomorrow.
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>>25060399
Checked
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fuck op driiink
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Alright so
I fucked up again family
Toxic Toad was slaughtered by a Petilil's Extrasensory
I take my shot of penance, now you do your part and give me evens to pick his replacement.

In other news, I got a fuckload of water stones, and I went ahead and evolved Staryu. Odds decides if I'm ready for Burgh or how long I stay on my grind.
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>>25060750
Bring back Goku and grind some more
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>>25060750
FUCK
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>>25060768
>Bring back Goku and grind some more
This.
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>>25060750
HYAH's time will come but for now you should grind just a tiny bit
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>>25060750
CASH, where are you, my friend?
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>>25060750
FUCK OP, you gotta be more careful.
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an entire thread of samefagging
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I'm different though.
Fuck OP for making me wait.
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Sorry fellas it's Saturday I'm out doing stuff.

I'll be home eventually. Not for hours, but you'll have an update tonight.
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>>25058177
Oh shit, never noticed ayy lmao
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>>25065985
See you tomorrow.
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OP is dead
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>>25069085
Oh, I'm not quite dead. I'm just clever enough not to show my face around here until it's well past happy hour. Not that any of you have managed to get me drunk yet anyways

Well boys, we've bested Burgh. What a fucking faggot he was, too. Led off with what I can only assume was a Bug/Water Masquerain sporting Scald and Intimidate, and that shit WOULD have swept the floor with me... BUT based Jeff crit hit that dirty slut right out of the gate, and the rest fell to our two Fire types.

So with that behind us, and our post-gym rival battles out of the way as well, we now stand with a team of level 30s overlooking Route 4, and the desert beyond.

Here's the part where you guys screw me over and mix the whole team around! For simplicity's sake and to get the thread up and running again, the first six replies will choose our team.

Your options include;
steef the Woobat, last seen at lvl 13, currently in the daycare
Pepe the Heracross, lvl 20
Pepeggs the Exeggcute, lvl 19
HIYA the Starmie, lvl 21
Rustle the Luxio, lvl 23
King Hippo the Hippopotas, lvl 26
Ramsay the Shellder, lvl 27
El Santo the Liepard, lvl 30
Goku the Pignite, lvl 32 (recently discovered to be Fire/Ground in this hack)
Beefcake the Growlithe, lvl 32
And based motherfucking Jeff the Xatu, lvl 33
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>>25072099
Jeff.
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>>25072099
Beefcake and fuck OP!

glad ur back bruv
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Pepe
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El Santo
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Goku
Fuck OP
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>>25072099
Ramsay
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Aaand we're off!

We're about to start reeling in the Pogeymans, so get ready to start telling me what to catch.

Also don't forget to try and fuck OP, I bought a nice fresh pint of Captains just for you anons <3

Evens picks what we fish up on Route 4; Krabby (60%), Corphish (30%), Clamperl (10%)
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>>25072569
Based Corphish.
Fuck OP!
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>>25072569
clamperl, lowest catch rate
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>>25072606
Joke's on you, fuckboy! It's the first one I found!

First reply names this little faggot.

OP - 1 ; Anon who makes me catch all the rarest pepes - 3
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>>25072625
Lily, also Fuck OP
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>>25072625
fuck OP, what are you going to evolve clamperl into?
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>>25072657
Lily it is.

Next I'll be closing in on the Desert Resort, which will offer us all kinds of Pokemon catching options.

First up is the outside area, 5 / 6 / 7 tells me which of these joins the barracks; Sandile (20%), Sandshrew (20%), Darumaka (10%), Scraggy (10%), Cacnea (10%), Dwebble (10%), Baltoy (10%), Trapinch (10%)
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>>25053191
>Alright you big gay nancy babies it's Thursday

Its Sunday you hick. get your days right
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>>25072672
5-7 for trapinch
also dubs for FUCK OP
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>>25072679
this thread has been on this board longer than you have, friendo
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>>25072672
Sandile and/or fuck op
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fuck OP, if you really want to get drunk, maybe you should add an additional rule? Like, every post with FUCK OP that ends in 4 is also worth a shot?
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>>25072685
Holy fuck, how has this been around since thusday?

is /vp/ really this fucking dead?
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>>25072706
As long as we're faster than /i/, we're fine.
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>>25072687
Name it Snuggles.
Fuck op.
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>>25072700
See, the second I do that, some motherfucker is gonna get quads.

All you guys really have to do is get 5-6 shots in me and then I'm gonna start fucking up and letting mons die. It's a slippery slope, anon, and I've been extraordinarily lucky so far. Go back and look at the absurd number of posts that are one off of dubs. They all say Fuck OP. I should be dead right now.

Plus, you seem to be getting hot numbers just fine on your own~ *gulp*

Sorry for the wait. The insane number of trainers (all sporting 4+ Pokemon) plus the constant sandstorm, plus Pepe's Moxie activating after every single kill makes for slow going out here. Now someone drop your odds and name this adorable lil lady.
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>>25072812
Snuggles?
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>>25072819
Deal. Now for the inside area of Desert Resort.

Trapinch (20%), Darumaka (20%), Cacnea (10%), Hippopotas (10%), Gligar (10%), Dwebble (10%), Maractus (5%), Sigilyph (5%), Skarmory (5%), Mandibuzz (5%)

SHOW ME 3, 4, or 5
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>>25072830
Mandibuzz

:^) fuck op
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>>25072830
Good luck getting a Skarmory. Cause fuck op.
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>>25072830
Sigi!
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>>25072830
trying again, go for sigilyph

with magic guard, bc fuck op ;^)
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>>25072830
Trapinch fuck op
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SIGI
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>>25072857
>>25072880
>>25072910
>tfw sigi is one of your favorites
>tfw I found a sigi before a trapinch
>tfw it had wonder guard
I was rooting for you, anon(s).

....evens names our Trapinch.
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>>25072936
FUCK
NAME IT THIEF
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>>25072949
AGAIN
IT STOLE SIGI'S PLACE
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>>25072976
Okay, weird name but I kinda like it

Okay so this ought to be fun. As I'm walking around the desert resort here, I'm picking up multiple fossils. So far I've found Archen's, Tirtouga's, and Lileep's. I'll definitely be combing the place top to bottom to find the others that I'm assuming are out there.

But all these fossils raise a question, how do I handle this? I don't remember where the resurrection place is in this gen, but once I get there should I just ball out and get all the fossil mons? Or should I have a vote for the one mon we get from that city?
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>>25073013
Fuck OP, a vote's probably the best way to go.
Carracosta will always and forever be the best fossil. Bitchslapping hoes for days.
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>>25073013
The name was supposed to be thief.
Again was my attempt at rerolling.
Get all the fossils, God knows you'll need them.
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I'll wait for a few more anon's input on the fossils before I make the call. I suspect we won't have them for at least 2 more badges anyway.

For now I'm beelining for Relic Castle, if I'm not wrong there are two floors of Pokemon for us to choose from, but I'll wait til I'm there to confirm to vote for the basement floor. 0s, 1s, and 7s will decide the main floor; Sandile (20%), Sandshrew (20%), Rhyhorn (10%), Numel (10%), Golett (10%), Bronzor (10%), Onix (10%), Trapinch (10%)
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>>25073063
Bronzor. Fuck op. Wait til you can actually recover fossils to call for vote I think.
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>>25073063
golett, fuck op
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>>25073063
Fuck op get Sandile
Vote for the chosen fossil
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>>25073063
Bronzor and name it bellend
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>>25073063
Rhyhorn and name it Vortivask
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>>25073063
Bronzor
Bellamy
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Seconding Golett, fuck OP you better have a badass Golurk on your team by the time we reach Skyla.
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>>25073088
You got me, and you got your Golett

Names please, show of odds

I have all of the fossils now except Cranidos and Old Amber
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>>25073209
dblfist'ems
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>>25073209
Fuck OP, name it GypsyDangr
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>>25073209
hotchocolatey
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>>25073231
I had to take out the apostrophe to make it fit.

I'm in the basement, fellas. Pls don't pick Larvesta pls; Yamask (20%), Gastly (20%), Shuppet (10%), Duskull (10%), Bronzor (10%), Elgyem (10%), Litwick (10%), Beldum (4%), Larvitar (4%), Larvesta (2%)

LET'S SEE ANYTHING HIGHER THAN 3
THAT'S 4+, FOUR PLUS PICKS IT
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Gastly
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>>25073274
Larvitar
Because fuck op no you're actually pretty cool
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>>25073274
I'm sorry OP, I'm gonna have to FUCK you. Volcarona's one of my favorite Pokemon.
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>>25073282
Larvitar was the first thing I found
>>25073279
But I'm down for the gas man. FIRST REPLY names it.

Also, I found more water stones and some fire stones now, so we can evolve Ramsay and Beefcake anytime.
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>>25073300
BigGayNanC
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>>25073312
Sold

Alright so do I evolve Ramsay and Growlithe?
Cloyster would be a lot more useful.

Here's a team update, anyone wanna switch something in?
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>>25073421
Switch Goku with AGAIN
Fuck op We already have a fire type
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>>25073421
Fuck, not much in the way of ideas, OP.
I'm just waiting for the moment Goku kicks the bucket
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fuck op dblfistems needs mad training
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>>25073511
Fuck

Alright here's the squad

I've got a bunch of shit to do in this city and a bunch of trainers to grind on in those sports domes, so I guess I'll just get on my shit.
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There's also these motherfuckers
Can I have one, please? Can I?

>>25073567
Didn't see your post, who do you want to switch out for dibblefistems
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>>25073583
Fuck op, switch out El Santo or Jeff. Your call.
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>>25073583
if dubs, then yes.
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>>25073583
Fuck OP, take one and replace El Santo
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>>25073583
Fuck OP catch one if dubs
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>>25073583
Fuck op
Kill them all
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>>25073583
fuck OP catch one if dubs, kill all of them if trips, release el santo if quads
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>>25073600
oh god
at least the shot will mute the pain
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>>25073600
HE HAS SPOKEN
fuck OP pls deliver
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>>25073600
No. Don't.
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>>25073622
OUR SAVIOR.
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>>25073622
A challenger appears!
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>>25073600
Well it looks like I can't fuck with these homeboys at all right now

But once I can, I'll slaughter them like pigs

IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF THIS DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN >>25073622
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>>25073630
YW, OP. Fuck OP
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>>25073630
Fuck OP driiiink
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>>25073645
Damn, one off for magic.
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>>25073630
Fuck op, If you've caught one, release it
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>>25073665
Ha!
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>>25073687
Fuck op
Evolve AGAIN
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>>25073665
No I can't interact with em at all, see >>25073630

But I do have a nice buzz goin now
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>>25073691
do this, and then grind him for a while
Vibrava is some fragile shit, I wouldn't trust one in a Nuzlocke run
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Fuck OP, and if trips release Beefcake
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>>25073707
Yeah uh, what I meant was that Trapinch had Arena Trap. AGAIN is dead. I'm five shots deep, I'm gonna make some taquitos real quick.

Go ahead and pick your replacement. I dunno, show me 3s 5s and 8s?
steef lvl ~20(?) Woobat in the daycare
Hippopotas lvl 26 King Hippo
Pepeggs lvl 19 Exeggcute
HIYA lvl 21 Starmie
Rustle lvl 23 Luxio
Lily lvl 25 Clamperl
Snuggles lvl 27 Sandile
Goku lvl 33 Pignite
El Santo lvl 32 Liepard
BigGayNanC lvl 29 Gastly


>>25073707
he ain't kiddin'
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>>25073735
El Santo
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>>25073735
El Santooooo
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>>25073735
kill thineself
>>
fuck op
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>>25073735
FUCK
THAT'S WHAT THIEVES GET
F
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>>25073738
>>25073744
LUUUUUUUCHA SAAAAANTO
Alright the squad is tackling the stadiums

I don't really have anything else for you guys to vote on or anything until I can beat Elesa and get out of Nimbasa
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Unless you boys wanna play Dress Up Jeff, desu~
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>>25073733
It was a mistake to take beefcake so let's not put him at stake and bake a release cake.
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>>25073774
Could you do me a favor and release dblfistems. Also, fuck OP.
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>>25073761
We need to bring Jeff to the finish.
Goodnight OP.
Remember that duck.
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>>25073774
Please make Jeff look very kawaii desu~
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>>25073774
Give him glasses and a tie.~
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unf
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>>25073795
Fuck Op, and Fuck Jeff (literally)
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>>25073795
Fuck OP, Jeff's got style.
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>>25073795
Fuck OP
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>>25073795
Damn Jeff is looking fine
Fuck OP
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>>25057143

Drayano's fanfic changes are fine, unlike Neo X/Y where they just add fairy type to everyone.
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>>25073800
yyyyeeeeeaahhhh taquitooooooooeeeesssss

Hey guess what fags I lied I can totally get something off route 5
First reply motherfucker, include a nickname or dont i dont give a shit wow; Solosis (20%), Gothita (20%), Koffing (10%), Trubbish (10%), Gulpin (10%), Grimer (10%), Ditto (5%), Mime Jr. (5%), Bonsly (5%), Pachirisu (5%)
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>>25073811
o-oh no
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>>25073795
Fuck OP Pachirusu nicknamed fuck Op
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>>25073819
Pachirisu
Names Fuck op
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>>25073795
What a cutie~
>>
New thread when?
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>>25073821
FUCK OP
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FUCK OP
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>>25073825
FUCK YOU ANON 3RD TRY
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>>25073842
Fuck op
Gnight m8
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fuck OP
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Alright anons that's all i got for ya right now I gotta grind these chosen six up to Elisa's standards, ill be up for a while and update if anyone dies

But as for a new thread, I have classes during the first part of the week, so I'll make a second thread come Thursday or Friday. I can't be gettin drunk EVERY night, anon.
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>>25073871
the other route next to Nimbasa better have Trubbish as well like in the vanilla game, I'm not letting you finish this Nuzlocke without a true trashbro
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I lied again, there's double grass here

Whole new set of Pokes to vote on, 7 and 1 can decide; Nidorina (20%), Nidorino (20%), Rufflet (10%), Lickitung (10%), Smeargle (10%), Minccino (10%), Miltank (5%), Tauros (5%), Bagon (5%), Munchlax (5%)

One of my favorites is on here, fingers crossed
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>>25073894
FUCK OP, YOU GOTTA GET THAT NIDOKING!
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>>25073894
fuck op, lickitung
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>>25073894
Lickitung or Tauros, whichever shows up first
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>>25073894
>>25073919
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>>25073919
>whichever shows up first
this is a beautiful phrase that I hope to hear echo in the halls of many of my threads to come

I have a Lickitung here for the first and last(?) post to name
Goodnight everyone, see you next weekend
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>>25074018
KARJALA
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>>25074018
Yes. Goodnight, OP.
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