Alright you big gay nancy babies it's Thursday and I'm gonna get fucked up and play BlazeBlack. I've never played it and have no idea what to expect.
This WILL be a Nuzlocke, with the exception of a few homebrewed rules:
1. The "one Pokemon per route rule" applies, but instead of catching the first Pokemon I see, I will list the available options and /vp/ will decide which to catch.
2. I'm not allowed to buy anything except balls.
3. I will be taking one (1) tall shot of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum WITHOUT chaser every time a team member dies
and whenever a post contains both dubs and the words "fuck OP"
Fuck you I already picked my name and gender, you guys get to pick everything else. Let's do this. First post picks my starter, first post to reply to first post picks it's name.
Impressive start. Goku it is.
Let me say now, GETs overrule everything. But that doesn't mean you can tell me to release my shit
with anything besides trips and a picture of N
Okay, the busty milf who gave me this hot hog finally shut up and forked over my balls
Pick something for me to catch
Lillipup (20%), Pidgey (20%), Bidoof (10%), Sentret (10%), Rattata (10%), Zigzagoon (10%), Starly (10%), Hoothoot (10%)
1, 2, or 3 names this mammal
fuck, i would've loved to start this off with a quadruple shot. someone get me drinking already.
Alright Route 2, first reply decides what I snag
Purrloin (20%), Patrat (20%), Kricketot (10%), Caterpie (10%), Wurmple (10%), Weedle (10%), Poochyena (5%), Meowth (5%), Spearow (5%), Mankey (5%)
>all this fucking handholding
>dub dubs almost dies to a Moody Bidoof
This is gonna be a shitshow I can already smell it
3, 4, 5 names my pussy
Alright, while I grind the team up to double digits, 7 8 or 9 chooses what we get from the Dreamyard.
Munna (20%), Drowzee (20%), Spinda (10%), Natu (10%), Venonat (10%), Ralts (10%), Clefairy (5%), Jigglypuff (5%), Nidoran (5%), Nidoran (5%)
Let's get this bus movin' faggots
you got it
>finally find a Natu
>it immediately teleports
This shit is WAY fuckin' harder than I anticipated.
>all the wild bug types have Bug Bite
>constant wild encounters
>every trainer has 4+ Pokemon
>except Youngster Joey, who's Ratatta knows...Flame Wheel?
ya got me, brb taking a rip
evens names our future Natu
Well Christ, Natu was a bitch to catch.
What do you think, fellas? Am I ready to face the first gym? I leave it up to odds.
>first gym trainer
>use faint attack on Growlithe
>Growlithe used Double Kick!
Just about shit myself. Good thing El Chapo is a hearty bitch. This game is fucking out for blood, and we're gonna give it to them tonight, boys.
I'm onto the leader now...
>6 fucking Pokemon
ironic 420 got two Hone Claws off and swept the whole team except this Totodile
But this Totodile has two Dragon Dances under it's belt...I'm not sure if I can finish this without losing someone...
>tfw it just Dragon Dances a third time and lets me kill it
Well, great, let's move on
Evens picks the next catch
Mareep (20%), Taillow (20%), Shellos (10%), Sunkern (10%), Lotad (10%), Seedot (10%), Shinx (10%), Abra (5%), Phanpy (5%)
Played a bit of this hack recently. I had the bright idea to try a bug type mono run, only to run into the brick wall that is a fire themed first gym. Ended up switching to a vaguely beast themed team- Purrloin, Meowth, Mankey, etc., but haven't got around to playing any more.
Fucking Chilli man... Bugs got nothing on against fucking rape engine.
K I'm in this cave now. Show me a 3, a 6 or a 9 to pick our next team member.
Now that we have 6 mons, start including a nickname in your post. The second GET will be to determine who on the team the new mon replaces, or if it is boxed.
Woobat (20%), Zubat (20%), Geodude (10%), Roggenrola (10%), Aron (10%), Whismur (10%), Wooper (5%), Bronzor (5%), Axew (5%), Teddiursa (5%)
>two waves of Plasma grunts
I got pretty fucked up here senpai
We lost dub dubs
welp I just caught a Whismur but
you have been overridden. dubs still override until the new pokemon has been posted for naming.
Bear with me should be easy to find a Woobat,
our new 6th team member ;-;
Alright I barely could escape that cave with my life so I'm gonna grind these faggots up like 5 levels each
But before I do, let's have some fun. I just got the "Fishing Rod", which I guess lets me fish up all kinds of dumb shit. So we're about to catch some fucking Pokeymans.
Let's start here. Show me a 0, 9 or 4 to pick it.
Include a nickname and which team member it's replacing or someone else will box your precious shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Psyduck (60%), Slowpoke (30%), Staryu (10%)
>slowpoke used confusion
>it doesn't effect Rustle!
Well I'll be
Welp I'm a little drunk and sped past the naming bit on accident. I'll name it as soon as I can.
Also fuck you for boxing El Santo.
NEXT FISHIN' POND
FIRST REPLY PICKS WHAT I CATCH GOGOGOGOGO
Barboach (60%), Tentacool (30%), Shellder (10%)
>making me catch both 10%s
fuck you he's going in the box
let's take a break from fishing and explore the double grass on route 3 shall we?
First reply picks from Blitzle (20%), Pidove (20%), Growlithe (10%), Vulpix (10%), Hoppip (10%), Budew (10%), Marill (5%), Houndour (5%), Volbeat (4%), Illumise (4%), Lombre (1%), Nuzleaf (1%)
>inb4 Nuzleaf or Lombre
Now now, don't forget to name which team member you're replacing or you'll end up in the box like Beefcake here!
ARE YOU FAGS READY FOR PINWHEEL FOREST??!?!
First we'll catch one on the outside
Tympole (20%), Timburr (20%), Meditite (10%), Spinarak (10%), Ledyba (10%), Machop (10%), Makuhita (10%), Croagunk (5%), Slakoth (5%)
Let's see those
Forgot image -- team update
Well there was only one dude in the thread at 4:30. He told me to catch a Croagunk and it took until 5 am so I just went to bed after catching him.
But I'm back and ready for action if anyone is still interested.
Let's say evens picks our next member from the double battle grass; Throh (20%), Sawk (20%), Dunsparce (10%), Doduo (10%), Snubbull (10%), Aipom (10%), Cubone (9%), Burmy (9%), Heracross (2%)
Don't forget to include a nickname, and if you want it on the team right now, who to replace.
I ain't no bitch.
I'll catch whatever you guys tell me to, just understand that if you choose the rarest one it's gonna be a long time between posts, and really slow us down altogether.
It won't be soon, but I haven't forgotten. Our first chance will be Lostlorn Forest, which is kinda mid-game.
Alright, we finally enter the forest. Odds tells me what we're catching in here; Cottonee (20%), Petilil (20%), Sewaddle (10%), Venipede (10%), Oddish (10%), Bellsprout (10%), Shroomish (5%), Exeggcute (5%), Murkrow (5%), Misdreavus (5%)
I think you should lay down some restrictions about replacing, otherwise you won't get to have and train an actual team with any of them getting replaced each time you enter a new area
Well apparently I can't get into the forest until I've beaten the gym, so I'm going in. I'll catch that fucker in a second here,
first reply names it
>mfw Pepe gets her first kill and Moxie activates
Yes please, since I miss the mighty El Santo.
>Pepe flinched and couldn't move!
>Pepe flinched and couldn't move!
>Pepe flinched and couldn't move!
>Pepe's attack missed!
>Pepe's fully paralyzed!
>Pepe flinched and couldn't move!
>Pepe's fully paralyzed!
Pepe is memeing out on me real hard right now desu senpai
Alright how about I'll open up the box and we'll roll a new team after every badge and for every new thread?
All 'Mons should be boxed on capture unless Dubs says not to and says who to replace. Dubs should also say if we change our team up, but only after you give the option. Also, will you still be drinking?
These gyms are srs bsnss guise. She led with double Intimidate and then spammed Charm. Had to lean on Jeff's Sp. Atk most of the battle, and now he's our MVP.
SO! Having earned our second badge, let's try out our newest rule. Here is our current team, below are your boxed options.
First three even replies and first three odd replies will pick our team.
If you get dubs when picking what Pokemon I'm catching in the future, that mon will join the squad, booting the mon of your choice or else I'll kick the lowest level.
IN THE BOX;
Ramsay, lvl 16 Shellder
Beefcake, lvl 16 Growlithe
steef, lvl 13 Swoobat
ironic 420, lvl 22 Pansage
And soon enough, Pepeggs the lvl ??? Exeggcute
I forgot about El Santo! He's in the daycare, but he's still on the table, ~lvl 22 Purrloin. Still waiting on two more evens and two more odds to finish out the team.
Waiting on two more odd posts to pick the last two.
There we have it folks, the gang's all here. With our new Exeggcute sleeping soundly in the box, we strike out into Pinwheel Forest with a new mission; to reprimand the devious troublemakers of Team Plasma, and to catch and nickname one of the following Pokemon; Tangela (20%), Roselia (20%), Swadloon (10%), Whirlipede (10%), Gloom (10%), Weepinbell (10%), Carnivine (5%), Scyther (5%), Pinsir (5%), Vigoroth (5%)
First 2, 4, or 8 gets it.
I'm gonna need to take some time to grind up all these newbies or we're gonna lose em quick. I'll be back later tonight once I've cleared the forest and gotten them up to snuff.
Alright boys sorry for the wait, Pinwheel Forest was a bitch.
I went ahead and skipped ahead onto Route 4 so we can nab one last mon before I start the grind for Burgh.
Show me odds and pick one of these; Sandile (20%), Sandshrew (20%), Darumaka (10%), Scraggy (10%), Cacnea (10%), Trapinch (10%), Vullaby (10%), Hippopotas (5%), Elgyem (5%)
Hippopotas name it King Hippo
You guys fucking suck
Uhhhh bad news fellas. I went and got ironic 420 killed while looking for Hippopotas. He was a fighter. He was a memer. He will be remembered.
Now show me the power of dubs to choose who picks up his mantle while I take my first shot of the night.
SEE THAT WASN'T SO HARD
Alright fellas this is the team I'm taking Burgh on with, but I'm gonna grind em to high heaven first. I'm also gonna take care of some side quests including renaming that Staryu. I'll check back in say, an hour.
I fucked up again family
Toxic Toad was slaughtered by a Petilil's Extrasensory
I take my shot of penance, now you do your part and give me evens to pick his replacement.
In other news, I got a fuckload of water stones, and I went ahead and evolved Staryu. Odds decides if I'm ready for Burgh or how long I stay on my grind.
Oh, I'm not quite dead. I'm just clever enough not to show my face around here until it's well past happy hour.
Not that any of you have managed to get me drunk yet anyways
Well boys, we've bested Burgh. What a fucking faggot he was, too. Led off with what I can only assume was a Bug/Water Masquerain sporting Scald and Intimidate, and that shit WOULD have swept the floor with me... BUT based Jeff crit hit that dirty slut right out of the gate, and the rest fell to our two Fire types.
So with that behind us, and our post-gym rival battles out of the way as well, we now stand with a team of level 30s overlooking Route 4, and the desert beyond.
Here's the part where you guys screw me over and mix the whole team around! For simplicity's sake and to get the thread up and running again, the first six replies will choose our team.
Your options include;
steef the Woobat, last seen at lvl 13, currently in the daycare
Pepe the Heracross, lvl 20
Pepeggs the Exeggcute, lvl 19
HIYA the Starmie, lvl 21
Rustle the Luxio, lvl 23
King Hippo the Hippopotas, lvl 26
Ramsay the Shellder, lvl 27
El Santo the Liepard, lvl 30
Goku the Pignite, lvl 32 (recently discovered to be Fire/Ground in this hack)
Beefcake the Growlithe, lvl 32
And based motherfucking Jeff the Xatu, lvl 33
Aaand we're off!
We're about to start reeling in the Pogeymans, so get ready to start telling me what to catch.
Also don't forget to try and fuck OP, I bought a nice fresh pint of Captains just for you anons <3
Evens picks what we fish up on Route 4; Krabby (60%), Corphish (30%), Clamperl (10%)
Lily it is.
Next I'll be closing in on the Desert Resort, which will offer us all kinds of Pokemon catching options.
First up is the outside area, 5 / 6 / 7 tells me which of these joins the barracks; Sandile (20%), Sandshrew (20%), Darumaka (10%), Scraggy (10%), Cacnea (10%), Dwebble (10%), Baltoy (10%), Trapinch (10%)
fuck OP, if you really want to get drunk, maybe you should add an additional rule? Like, every post with FUCK OP that ends in 4 is also worth a shot?
See, the second I do that, some motherfucker is gonna get quads.
All you guys really have to do is get 5-6 shots in me and then I'm gonna start fucking up and letting mons die. It's a slippery slope, anon, and I've been extraordinarily lucky so far. Go back and look at the absurd number of posts that are one off of dubs. They all say Fuck OP. I should be dead right now.
Plus, you seem to be getting hot numbers just fine on your own~
Sorry for the wait. The insane number of trainers (all sporting 4+ Pokemon) plus the constant sandstorm, plus Pepe's Moxie activating after every single kill makes for slow going out here. Now someone drop your odds and name this adorable lil lady.
Deal. Now for the inside area of Desert Resort.
Trapinch (20%), Darumaka (20%), Cacnea (10%), Hippopotas (10%), Gligar (10%), Dwebble (10%), Maractus (5%), Sigilyph (5%), Skarmory (5%), Mandibuzz (5%)
SHOW ME 3, 4, or 5
>tfw sigi is one of your favorites
>tfw I found a sigi before a trapinch
>tfw it had wonder guard
I was rooting for you, anon(s).
....evens names our Trapinch.
Okay, weird name but I kinda like it
Okay so this ought to be fun. As I'm walking around the desert resort here, I'm picking up multiple fossils. So far I've found Archen's, Tirtouga's, and Lileep's. I'll definitely be combing the place top to bottom to find the others that I'm assuming are out there.
But all these fossils raise a question, how do I handle this? I don't remember where the resurrection place is in this gen, but once I get there should I just ball out and get all the fossil mons? Or should I have a vote for the one mon we get from that city?
I'll wait for a few more anon's input on the fossils before I make the call. I suspect we won't have them for at least 2 more badges anyway.
For now I'm beelining for Relic Castle, if I'm not wrong there are two floors of Pokemon for us to choose from, but I'll wait til I'm there to confirm to vote for the basement floor. 0s, 1s, and 7s will decide the main floor; Sandile (20%), Sandshrew (20%), Rhyhorn (10%), Numel (10%), Golett (10%), Bronzor (10%), Onix (10%), Trapinch (10%)
You got me, and you got your Golett
Names please, show of odds
I have all of the fossils now except Cranidos and Old Amber
I had to take out the apostrophe to make it fit.
I'm in the basement, fellas. Pls don't pick Larvesta pls; Yamask (20%), Gastly (20%), Shuppet (10%), Duskull (10%), Bronzor (10%), Elgyem (10%), Litwick (10%), Beldum (4%), Larvitar (4%), Larvesta (2%)
LET'S SEE ANYTHING HIGHER THAN 3
THAT'S 4+, FOUR PLUS PICKS IT
Larvitar was the first thing I found
But I'm down for the gas man. FIRST REPLY names it.
Also, I found more water stones and some fire stones now, so we can evolve Ramsay and Beefcake anytime.
Alright so do I evolve Ramsay and Growlithe?
Cloyster would be a lot more useful.
Here's a team update, anyone wanna switch something in?
Alright here's the squad
I've got a bunch of shit to do in this city and a bunch of trainers to grind on in those sports domes, so I guess I'll just get on my shit.
There's also these motherfuckers
Can I have one, please? Can I?
Didn't see your post, who do you want to switch out for dibblefistems
Well it looks like I can't fuck with these homeboys at all right now
But once I can, I'll slaughter them like pigs
IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF THIS DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN >>25073622
No I can't interact with em at all, see >>25073630
But I do have a nice buzz goin now
Yeah uh, what I meant was
that Trapinch had Arena Trap. AGAIN is dead. I'm five shots deep, I'm gonna make some taquitos real quick. Go ahead and pick your replacement. I dunno, show me 3s 5s and 8s?
steef lvl ~20(?) Woobat in the daycare
Hippopotas lvl 26 King Hippo
Pepeggs lvl 19 Exeggcute
HIYA lvl 21 Starmie
Rustle lvl 23 Luxio
Lily lvl 25 Clamperl
Snuggles lvl 27 Sandile
Goku lvl 33 Pignite
El Santo lvl 32 Liepard
BigGayNanC lvl 29 Gastly
he ain't kiddin'
Alright the squad is tackling the stadiums
I don't really have anything else for you guys to vote on or anything until I can beat Elesa and get out of Nimbasa
Unless you boys wanna play Dress Up Jeff, desu~
It was a mistake to take beefcake so let's not put him at stake and bake a release cake.
Could you do me a favor and
release dblfistems.Also, fuck OP.
Hey guess what fags I lied I can totally get something off route 5
First reply motherfucker, include a nickname or dont i dont give a shit wow; Solosis (20%), Gothita (20%), Koffing (10%), Trubbish (10%), Gulpin (10%), Grimer (10%), Ditto (5%), Mime Jr. (5%), Bonsly (5%), Pachirisu (5%)
Alright anons that's all i got for ya right now I gotta grind these chosen six up to Elisa's standards, ill be up for a while and update if anyone dies
But as for a new thread, I have classes during the first part of the week, so I'll make a second thread come Thursday or Friday. I can't be gettin drunk EVERY night, anon.
I lied again, there's double grass here
Whole new set of Pokes to vote on, 7 and 1 can decide; Nidorina (20%), Nidorino (20%), Rufflet (10%), Lickitung (10%), Smeargle (10%), Minccino (10%), Miltank (5%), Tauros (5%), Bagon (5%), Munchlax (5%)
One of my favorites is on here, fingers crossed
>whichever shows up first
this is a beautiful phrase that I hope to hear echo in the halls of many of my threads to come
I have a Lickitung here for the first
and last(?)post to name Goodnight everyone, see you next weekend