Okay /vp/ here's my game.
You have a lvl 100 itemless mew aganist 6 itemless lvl 5 rattata (lvl 5 for extra autism) with endeavor and quick attack, but you only can use metronome.
Using: http://thousandroads.net/misc/metronome ramdonize 6 moves; Do you sweep? Post results
Draco Meteor(KO 1)
Aqua Jet (KO 2)
Aromatherapy(Endeavored down to 19 HP)
Bug Bite(KO 4)
Had to roll an extra:
...Explosion(Double Blackout, counts as my loss).
Doom Desire, Dizzy Punch, Magnet Bomb, Mud Bomb, Giga Drain, Bounce
>still get Endeavored on turn one
Fuck, oh well
252+ Atk Rattata Quick Attack vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Mew: 1-3 (0.2 - 0.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever
(1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 3)
There's a 6.25% chance that Quick Attack will do more than one point of damage against Mew. After Mew is Endeavored, you'd still have time to use up most of your Metronomes.
How about only the first rat has a focus sash and will spam endeavor until you are at 1, then it and every following tatta will spam tackle until the game is over? I think this will get the desired results.
GG if you land a multihit attack on the first one, pretty much can't lose unless you hit a self-destruct. Otherwise you're just trying to get 6 straight damaging moves (minus recoil attacks) to win, barring various effects like healing or confusion and the sort that could swing it either way.