>going skydiving >1,200 meters off ground >you jump

>>25034318
I punch it into submission.

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>>25034598
You're suppose to pin it down.

>>25034318
Connect my ponytail braid thing with it to bond with it and become Toruk Makto reborn.

>>25034318
We merge and become a single entity possessing absolute power over life and death.

And then we go get a milkshake.

>>25034716
XD so randummmmnbbbb!!!

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>>25034318
Yveltal kill you.

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This is just a clever way for OP to make us do his homework, isn't it?

>>25034844
What?

I can tell you the answer

but first...

Never has there been a better time to use that Master Ball you've been saving.

>>25034318
I catch it because
>That catch rate
Then I send it out and fly to safety

>>25035195
>relying on catch rate in life or death situation

>>25035195
A real man takes his chances.
Plus I likely get a free bacon birb out of it
Unless my body continues hurtling to the ground in which case I have a life draining red and black Lugia above me and the hard ground below, either one will likely deliver me a swift death

>>25034318
>20 meters later (1,180 meters left) you land on Yveltal
You are most likely unable to move/in critical condition/you die on impact.

>>25034318
Die from the 20 meter fall

>>25035734
>>25035744
Yveltal's fluffy body could act as a cushion, no?

BREAK MY FUCKING LEGS

do you know how long 20 meters is?

>inb4 muh dick

>>25037717
>20 meter
>cushion
I don't think you know how far 20 meters IS, anon. Even diving into water from that height is extremely risky and only done by experts.

>>25037802
So if you're lucky, you'd be in critical condition. On a life-sucking death god bird.

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fuck it till it loves me, faggot

>>25034872
Oh ok.

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>>25037949
DO NOT BULLY YVELTAL

>>25034318
>"Sumimasen, Yveltal-dono."
>Proceed to roll off his back and back towards the ground to complete my game of sudoku.

bullying is allowed

>>25034872
you're retarded.

the retarding force at a drop distance of 20 m would only be -bv, which means that if we rewrite the equation as bv - mg = ma, with a being zero as its terminal velocity, then v is mg/b.

>>25035138
>catch it
>fall to your death because it's not there to retard your fall anymore and you realize you're a retard for doing so

Inb4 you just order it out of its ball
Nigger you THREW that master ball at it, it's now falling at high speeds outside your reach.

>>25041711
Nah, use the master ball on it after you land on Yveltal without throwing it. Then you can get it out of the ball by pressing the button, again without throwing it.

Provided you land safely on Yveltal in the first place.