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E-EXCUSE ME, /vp/... But.. umm..

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E-EXCUSE ME, /vp/... But.. umm..
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>>25033441
Can I have an egg?!
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>>25033449
sure, I have a Gallade in my daycare that you could hook up with, he's pretty cool
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>>25033465
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>>25033449
Why?
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Go back to your general
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>>25033449
scrambled, boiled, or sunny side up?
would you like some toast too?
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>>25033516
S-scrambled.. PLEASE! Toast? M-maybe?!
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>>25033449
You barren or something, Titdevoir?
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>>25033526

Sorry, ma'am, all we've got are pickled eggs. And even the regulars don't want 'em.
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>>25033554
Are you SURE you don't have any more?!
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>>25033572
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>>25033583
N-not even your hounds can stop me.. I just wanted some EGGS!!!
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>>25033583
Just give her the god damn eggs man.She's causing problems for the other customers.
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>>25033449
Here is a bowl of eggs.
You have to eat them all.
ALL OF THEM
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>>25033537
>Titdevoir
What?
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>>25033664
I still don't see the eggs
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>>25033670
Gardevoir with tits. It's a bannable offense.
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>>25033629
You ain't geting shit bruh
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>>25033671
'ere ya go, theres some rye too.
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>>25033682
Why?
Is bunny with tits bannable?
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>>25033707

Yes, both are bannable because of the "no anthro" rule.
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>>25033515
This, you're fucking general is there for a reason/
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>file deleted

Is OP kill?
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>>25033727
Nah, I deleted because I didn't realize the rule at the time.
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>>25033722
general was overrun by mawiles
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>>25033753

You can still get banned for it, the mods can see deleted images.

You can also get banned for avatarfagging as well as getting banned for GR3 because of >>25033526 and >>25033449.
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>>25033805
GR3?
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>>25033814

The "no anthro" rule that >>25033712 mentioned.

And before you say anything, >>25033526 is cropped porn.
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>>25033832
Oh, actually didn't know it was pr0n. Just searched on google for it. Will be careful next time, and reverse image search my stuff
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>>25033426
Here's a Egg.
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>>25033441
I never understood why this fucker was so pissed off all the time, fuck that dragon I would of traded it way.
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>>25033671
Here, now eat them ALL. Every. Single. One.
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>>25034089
*would've
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>>25034089

I would have traded YOU away, you puny non-dragon human.
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>>25033426
No, they won't stop sexualizing you. Ever.
Give up.
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>>25034211
I'd stomp your fatass into the pavement if you were in front of me, dragon.
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>>25034255
I will! I'll bring my Rhydon too!
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>>25034321
You ain't bringing shit. Everyone knows Cynthia has a hard on for Garchomp.
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>>25033664
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
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>People actually afraid of being banned
/vp/ really is filled with reddit.
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>>25034398
What you think doesn't matter. Cynthia is essentially the sugar daddy of everyone important she likes enough.
>tfw no good lewds of her power bottoming the real brave bird
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>>25034432
Anon, its the current year. This is the future they chose.
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fuck off
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Can I have a bowl please?
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>>25033449
>one egg
we can do better
But first we have to talk about parallel universes
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>>25033766
good
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Are you talking to me?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a7LbTeXV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a7LbTeXV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a7LbTeXV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a7LbTeXV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a7LbTeXV4
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>>25037885
damn, havent fapped that hard in a long time
thanks anon
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>>25037885
wtf i remember gardevoir having much sexier voice in the anime
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>>25038246
sub is master race nowadays.
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