E-EXCUSE ME, /vp/... But.. umm..
>>25033426
WHAT!?
>>25033441
Can I have an egg?!
>>25033449
sure, I have a Gallade in my daycare that you could hook up with, he's pretty cool
>>25033449
I don't know... Should I?
>>25033465
>>25033449
Why?
Go back to your general
>>25033449
scrambled, boiled, or sunny side up?
would you like some toast too?
>>25033516
S-scrambled.. PLEASE! Toast? M-maybe?!
>>25033449
You barren or something, Titdevoir?
>>25033526
Sorry, ma'am, all we've got are pickled eggs.And even the regulars don't want 'em.
>>25033554
Are you SURE you don't have any more?!
>>25033583
N-not even your hounds can stop me.. I just wanted some EGGS!!!
>>25033583
Just give her the god damn eggs man.She's causing problems for the other customers.
>>25033449
Here is a bowl of eggs.You have to eat them all.
ALL OF THEM
>>25033537
>Titdevoir
What?
>>25033664
I still don't see the eggs
>>25033670
Gardevoir with tits. It's a bannable offense.
>>25033629
You ain't geting shit bruh
>>25033671
'ere ya go, theres some rye too.
>>25033682
Why?
Is bunny with tits bannable?
>>25033707
Yes, both are bannable because of the "no anthro" rule.
>>25033515
This, you're fucking general is there for a reason/
>file deleted
Is OP kill?
>>25033727
Nah, I deleted because I didn't realize the rule at the time.
>>25033722
general was overrun by mawiles
>>25033753
You can still get banned for it, the mods can see deleted images.
You can also get banned for avatarfagging as well as getting banned for GR3 because of >>25033526 and >>25033449.
>>25033805
GR3?
>>25033814
The "no anthro" rule that >>25033712 mentioned.
And before you say anything, >>25033526 is cropped porn.
>>25033832
Oh, actually didn't know it was pr0n. Just searched on google for it. Will be careful next time, and reverse image search my stuff
>>25033426
Here's a Egg.
>>25033441
I never understood why this fucker was so pissed off all the time, fuck that dragon I would of traded it way.
>>25033671
Here, now eat them ALL. Every. Single. One.
>>25034089
*would've
>>25034089
I would have traded YOU away, you puny non-dragon human.
>>25033426
No, they won't stop sexualizing you. Ever.
Give up.
>>25034211
I'd stomp your fatass into the pavement if you were in front of me, dragon.
>>25034242
Bring it on!
>>25034255
I will! I'll bring my Rhydon too!
>>25034308
I'll bring Cynthia
>>25034321
You ain't bringing shit. Everyone knows Cynthia has a hard on for Garchomp.
>>25034388
I like her, but not like that
>>25033664
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
>People actually afraid of being banned
/vp/ really is filled with reddit.
>>25034398
What you think doesn't matter. Cynthia is essentially the sugar daddy of everyone important she likes enough.>tfw no good lewds of her power bottoming the real brave bird
>>25034432
Anon, its the current year. This is the future they chose.
fuck off
Can I have a bowl please?
>>25033449
>one egg
we can do better
But first we have to talk about parallel universes
>>25033766
good
Are you talking to me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a7LbTeXV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a7LbTeXV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a7LbTeXV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a7LbTeXV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6a7LbTeXV4
>>25037885
damn, havent fapped that hard in a long time
thanks anon
>>25037885
wtf i remember gardevoir having much sexier voice in the anime
>>25038246
sub is master race nowadays.