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Daily reminder.
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idk doing both sounds pretty easy just don't use the same hand
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>>25017076
100%
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>>25017065
I don't give a fuck
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>>25017065
Untrue
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>>25017065
OP theory has been disproved.
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op IS 100% correct, I would know since im STILL a permavirgin
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>>25017287
Opinions....Opinions...Opinions.
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>>25017065
That's all right, I'll just suck a cock.
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>>25017338
That's what female are for.
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Then why did am I banging OP's mom as we speak?
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>>25017065
So if I fap to Pokemon themselves it is fine? OK
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>>25017434
How is *emph emph poot* a sex noise, please explain.
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If you bitch about the existence of NU Pokemon, you will be NU in bed.
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>TFW you lose to a drawing
Real girls are disgusting

Pokegirls are the real standard
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>>25017439
Thank you for making me nearly shit myself with laughter.
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>>25017434
And why does Brock need sunglasses? His eyes are already closed, how is he supposed to see the sun?
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>>25017086
Thats the point
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>>25017065
I'm sure I'd be a virgin regardless.
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I literally JUST had sex. Like, not even ten minutes ago. And I've fapped to Pokégirls a billion times.

Some guys can actually compartmentalize their autism and still get laid! Wow!
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>>25017806
same but it was last night
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>>25017465
well I can't argue with that
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>>25017961

I don't understand how IRL girls get jealous of drawings, I want to be a psychologist and do a thought experiment into the matter
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>>25017990

Well, they are cute drawings.
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>>25017990
>Candice
>More stacked than Flannery and Elesa
I like.
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>>25017465
What are the odds I can trick a Nordic goddess into cosplaying Jasmine in bed?
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>>25017990
Women have insecurities rooted in their appearance and the often presumed or actual shit communication skills on a guy's end.

2D is nuanced more than its flawed and some girls think if they don't look exactly like that, they can't compete. The reality is that some guys have a range of preferences and some guys can fap to 2D and 3D with their select list of put-offs.

It could just be that said guy isn't into the girl bitching about not competing with 2D because she has a list of dealbreakers in addition to a shitty attitude or that girl simply isn't the guy's type.

There are some women who are attractive who are a bit flawed, but some flaws are more endearing than off-putting in the eye of the beholder. A lot of women rarely hear this though much less are appreciated for it, so the natural assumption is that they can't compete with fiction because guys can be more vocal about that.

Alternatively, it could be that guys are looking for someone and the girl getting jealous isn't that person so the 2D one is a proxy for their ideal woman.
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>>25017065
>actually mating
Lilni
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Yeah....i dont care real women are trash now with how the world is going i should start massing lewd anime girl pics
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>>25017065

But I've done both these things, sometimes I fap to PokeGirls after sex
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>>25018309
This anon understands
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I have sexed before, and actually I came out of it feeling worse about myself than I did before because she only had one hand. now all I think about is "wow, that's really the best I can do, I really am pathetic"
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>>25017990
>no duplica in the image
not worth saving
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>>25017065
False, I even selected an escort that made me think of Korrina.
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>>25018581
>I even selected an escort that made me think of Korrina.

I might go on this option. Wouldn't mind having an Asian hooker I can call "Candice."
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>>25018581
Did she wear spats?
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>implying it's because of that that we're permavirgins
>implying it's not in spite of it
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>not having your partner dress as your Pokéwaifu/husbando to make it all the more sweeter
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>>25018831
T W O Y E A R S
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>>25018865
Don't remind me, it hurts
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>>25018888
Nice get!!
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>>25017065
Not true, I fapped hundreds of times to Jessie and I've not only poked real women but fucked them... Even got one to dye her hair that color. I wish the rest of you luck.
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>tfw too much of an introvert to get a gf who has all my kinks and is willing to cosplay as May perfectly
It hurts
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>>25018763
No, she wore a simple dress so she could easily undress. But I could let her wear a Dawn contest dress next time.
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haven't I told you the legend of fat may?

I had sweaty bathroom sex at a con with a fat girl dressed as may. It smelled awful and was uncomfortably warm in there

I will always remember fat may
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>>25020870
How'd you woo her anon?
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>>25020358
Maybe I'll meet a girl with a nice forehead.

If she's white, I want her to cosplay Jasmine or Alexa. If she's Asian, Candice or Roxanne
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>>25020358
Marty?
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>>25018505

I had a buddy who got handjob for a girl with 1 hand. We called him stubbs for the rest of high school. He did get a lot of pretty chicks after HS, but they were a looooot younger than him.

And I have fapped to poke girls and am not a virgin. Although she was really shitty in bed. Hope there isn't a correlation.
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>>25020446
I've had one before, it's overrated. She cosplayed Pikachu, Misty, Dawn and Yellow before we broke up; sex was good but the costumes, especially the Pikachu one, caused more trouble than anything
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>>25017065
Not true, my gf wanks and sucks my cock while i look at r34 pokégirls.
Where's your god now?
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