So if I fap to Pokemon themselves it is fine? OK
How is *emph emph poot* a sex noise, please explain.
>TFW you lose to a drawing
Real girls are disgusting
Pokegirls are the real standard
well I can't argue with that
I don't understand how IRL girls get jealous of drawings, I want to be a psychologist and do a thought experiment into the matter
Women have insecurities rooted in their appearance and the often presumed or actual shit communication skills on a guy's end.
2D is nuanced more than its flawed and some girls think if they don't look exactly like that, they can't compete. The reality is that some guys have a range of preferences and some guys can fap to 2D and 3D with their select list of put-offs.
It could just be that said guy isn't into the girl bitching about not competing with 2D because she has a list of dealbreakers in addition to a shitty attitude or that girl simply isn't the guy's type.
There are some women who are attractive who are a bit flawed, but some flaws are more endearing than off-putting in the eye of the beholder. A lot of women rarely hear this though much less are appreciated for it, so the natural assumption is that they can't compete with fiction because guys can be more vocal about that.
Alternatively, it could be that guys are looking for someone and the girl getting jealous isn't that person so the 2D one is a proxy for their ideal woman.
I have sexed before, and actually I came out of it feeling worse about myself than I did before because she only had one hand. now all I think about is "wow, that's really the best I can do, I really am pathetic"
>not having your partner dress as your Pokéwaifu/husbando to make it all the more sweeter
>tfw too much of an introvert to get a gf who has all my kinks and is willing to cosplay as May perfectly
haven't I told you the legend of fat may?
I had sweaty bathroom sex at a con with a fat girl dressed as may. It smelled awful and was uncomfortably warm in there
I will always remember fat may
I had a buddy who got handjob for a girl with 1 hand. We called him stubbs for the rest of high school. He did get a lot of pretty chicks after HS, but they were a looooot younger than him.
And I have fapped to poke girls and am not a virgin. Although she was really shitty in bed. Hope there isn't a correlation.
I've had one before, it's overrated. She cosplayed Pikachu, Misty, Dawn and Yellow before we broke up; sex was good but the costumes, especially the Pikachu one, caused more trouble than anything
Not true, my gf wanks and sucks my cock while i look at r34 pokégirls.
Where's your god now?