>hop out of bed
>ignore the morning wood
>checks serebii for corocoro leaks
>they have arrived
>major announcement next issue
>affecting the entire world
>about to blow
>"for the movie"
It's already been pointed out a dozen times that a major announcement for the movie that "affects the entire world" is going to be something like the movie starring an all new Pokemon or some other similar shit that's not PURELY relevant to the movie.
It's going to be that. They're not going to call a Japanese distro of Volcanion or whatever "news that affects the entire world" and minor movie plot elements that only matter to the movie itself never even GET advertised.
>inb4 it was abused as a babby by a team of poachers with goofy hairstyles
IFthere is a next gen pokemon in this movie, it will be the key to making Volcanion see that not all humans are bad.