Here we send Major Tom flying far above the moon, to find some spiders on Mars. When he loses contact with ground control, we send a new Tom after him.
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
This is the laziest attempt at a new bread I've ever seen. You have brought shame upon yourself, your family and the great David Bowie. Literally end your life.
>>24984863
shit thread pham/10
apply you're self
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monogen-316190905
>>24984880
>>24984894
make a better one and i'll gladly delete this one
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monogen-316194653
f
>>24984900
I can try and do this anon but you have to promise you'll delete this one!
>>24984900
You wont be ale to delete it
>>24985012
as long as you keep the theme im ok with it
>>24985034
no
we will move on without you
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monogen-316202335
F unown
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-monogen-316204711
new roman reigns
Smell my feet (Gourgeist (You pick size)) @ Choice Specs
Frisk
252 Sp. Atk/whatever you want
Fire Blast
Shadow Ball
(whatever else)
Trick
Good goy named Hey Paulman
Me!Mes!
A very sneaky counter user
good goy
>>24985184
>>24985182
>>24985187
>>24985193
>>24985197
new-neoderp, everybody
me
Accelgor
>>24985210
Boom wew Becum U
Mew @ Choice band
Adamant 252 atk 252 speed 4 hp
Explosion.
replace with mon it kills
if even:
Pink Garchomp (Mew) @ Life Orb
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Outrage
- Earthquake
- Iron Head
if odd:
Blue Santa (Yanmega) @ Leftovers
Ability: Speed Boost
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Modest Nature
- Substitute
- Roost
- Bug Buzz
- Ancient Power
>>24985215
Banded Quagsire
NO SURVIVORS
Lanturn
>>24985215
>still spamming this shitty meme
>suggesting it to ruse trip
newfag, are you having fun? plese lurk more, and stop forcing this shitty meme of yours
>>24985212
>>24985215
>>24985222
>>24985226
>>24985227
>>24985229
>newfags don't know the #meme ruse trip
Leave it to me!
(to champ, before >neoderp calls this an unclear claim)
>>24985236
this isn't a big enough part of everyone's life that they have specific trips memorized
REMOVE ANYTHING (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Extreme Speed
- Endeavor
sanic rhyperior
>>24985034
Can I take you up on this? I want to commemorate bowie...
>mfw heard the news
>>24985252
Have a Snips
critoris destroyer (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 156 HP / 100 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Focus Energy
- Outrage
- Waterfall
- Dragon Dance
>>24985252
donnel oddish
>>24985252
specs fucking weedle
a big guy
>>24985252
Boom wew Becum U
Mew @ Choice band
Adamant 252 atk 252 speed 4 hp
Explosion.
replace with mon it kills
>>24985236
>>24985232
>i enjoy being an elitist well-established member of this club of ours! yes, it is you who seems to have lost your way, with your obvious rule-breaking and misinformed opinions! allow me to correct you! you are, and forever will be, a newfag! yes! I said it! now everyone will know of your embarrassment and shame for eons to come!
>haha!if you take showderp this seriously you are the cancer killing it. lighten the fuck up and find something else in your life to be angry and puckered up about
>>24985265
>>24985263
kill yourselves
>>24985257
yes, that was the spirit of this thread, it was hastily done merely to prevent some anime retard to make some shit thread instead of paying respects to a great man
if you can do better than me, go ahead
Only here for Bowie
>>24985252
>implying you're not a ruse who's using that fag lister's name
its an old ruse, try a new one
>>24985268
tl;dr
>>24985269
Thats the point of the set it only knows explosion.
Fucking dumb ass.
>>24985271
ok give me a second
>>24985254
your brain is just poor quality
>>24985285
wow you sure showed him by taking the time to type out this snarky reply, solve the captcha, and then hit send
i bet he's stewing in his own juices right now, frothing at the mouth at your obvious lack of care
you are one cool customer my mani feel sorry for you
>>24985285
You have the attention span of a baby goat.
>>24985306
here, you forgot to tip your fedora
Less shittalk, more battling. We have smogonite tears to harvest.
>people still fall for The Lister Mr ruse
he doesn't champ with that trip, and this fag has been doing it for quite some time now
alright, give me a team, let's go
anything at this point
What is the point in rusing? "Dude, I inconvenienced 15 people for 15 minutes or so, I'm so slick"
Free pick named "REMOVE RUSE"
custap regirock
something cute
REMOVE ANYTHING (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Extreme Speed
- Endeavor
>>24985348
>still trying to ruse
Life Orb Nidorino
>>24985348
can't find this trip on archives
prolly a ruse
>>24985366
two free picks took me long
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316220769
>>24985399
>>24985399
>>24985399
>>24985271
This ok, anon?
>>24985401
there is no need for another bread
>>24985401
Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
rip
>>24985411
champ moved on my man
>>24985444
i wish i could, but let's store the next thread for after this
bowie deserves two threads
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316223624
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316230518
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316233856
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316235488
hitler dubs
savvasfp: fuck your mothers
new teamerino
weight shamer (Emboar) @ Life Orb
Ability: Blaze
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 248 Def
Brave Nature
- Heat Crash
- Heavy Slam
- Grass Knot
- Low Kick
golbat
OU Warrior (Charizard) @ Charizardite Y
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Mild Nature
- Dragon Claw
- Blast Burn
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Paraflinch Togekiss
mew with transform, will o wisp, recover
The good goy
>>24985658
>Quads get
>Mattering
Fuck off
>>24985658
check these instead
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316240044
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316246179
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316247302
https://twitter.com/search?q=showderp&src=typd&lang=en-gb
NORMIES GET OUT OF MY SHOWDERP
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316249733
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316251929
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316253302
a new tribute for the manliest man to ever exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ
Me or ur a wasp 2 me boy
woof im a dog (Delcatty) @ Leftovers
Ability: Wonder Skin
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Substitute
- Calm Mind
- Ice Beam
- Hyper Beam
Chill Rape Ape (Darmanitan) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Zen Mode
EVs: 252 HP / 52 Def / 4 SpA / 200 SpD
Calm Nature
- Substitute
- Rest
- Psychic
- Overheat
Zoroark
donnel oddish
PrepareUrCritoris (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 156 HP / 252 SpA / 100 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Focus Energy
- Hydro Pump
- Draco Meteor
Mega Absol
male sylveon named bowie
choice scarf chandelure
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316257098
Technically not really champ because old champ didn't call in bread, but fuck it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316259646
I might have to win with Oddish
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316261845
How do I avoid being swept by Sub DD? _>?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316263142
tfw Mega slut
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316265892
tfw you get skilled upon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316268772
Le priority bird is fair and balanced man
Okay, this is not working out
New team
Special Tauros
REMOVE EGGS (Bronzong) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Metal Sound
- Flash Cannon
- Rest
- Block
Beedrill @ Choice Specs
- Bug Bite
- Electroweb
- Poison Sting
- String Shot
Boom wew Becum U
Mew @ Choice band
Adamant 252 atk 252 speed 4 hp
Explosion.
replace with mon it kills
mega altaria
specs luacrio
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316273213
Surely this will work out better
is this a get thread ?__?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316275527
Dude anger lmoa
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316277826
That incredible feeling when you finally win and it's against a complete mental patient
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316282417
Remove obongoplante
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316285322
New team or champ after this
>>24984863
F
I can't meme like this anons
Calling it quits for now tbqh. It's been rough
New emperor of this glorious kingdom
may i
CROCEUS (Arceus-Poison) @ Toxic Plate
Ability: Multitype
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Judgment
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Sceptile @ Sceptilite
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Leaf Blade
- Earthquake
- Dragon Claw
Hug jelly (Reuiniclus) @ Binding Band
- Infestation
- Psychic or Psyshock
- Recover
- Calm Mind
Wewtwo
Sweeper bat (Crobat) @ Leftovers
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 SpA / 24 SpD / 232 Spe
Timid Nature
- Nasty Plot
- Heat Wave
- Sludge Bomb
- Giga Drain
Even: Snips
Odd: Blood Ernie
>>24986280
Bulletproof Zimzam (Alakazam) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Charge Beam
- Dazzling Gleam
- Psyshock
- Hidden Power [Fire]
BILL
>>24984863
Best Showderp tribute thread ever.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316294170
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316299519
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316304855
LETS DANCE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316307469
nah one more battle! i dont think bat got used
ok that is well
thank you bill and bat
NEW CHAMP
Me?
If not me, Cherrim named :D
Fell Stinger M-Beedrill
female gyarados with bounce as the only offensive move
eq switchin (Rotom-Fan) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Volt Switch
- Will-O-Wisp
- Air Slash
- Hidden Power [Ice]
>>24986619
cherrim
REMOVE ANYTHING (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
- Extreme Speed
- Endeavor
cherrim lol
scarf sturdy adamant sawk
knock off, close combat, earthquake, stone edge
hoge :3
"WE WUZ" KLINKLANG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAT3vcyfrAI yo guys check out these FLAMES :]
what? it's actually shit and legitimately cringe-worthy? n-no it's rap as long as i have a few basic rhymes, all the white kids that watch me will think its hip and gangster!
also dont forget to buy my shirts for 25 bucks each!! it helps me grow!!!!! x]
>>24986651
What has aim done with himself
I remember when he was just a humble guy with an MSpaint ratata avatar
Now he's literally trying his best not to seem smug.
>>24986671
that's what popularity does to you
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316317483
>>24986651
this post is cringier than whatever he's doing
let him and his fags be fags if they want, they aren't hurting you unless you go look at them on purpose
>>24986677
Sad but true, Mega Mogwai fell into the same trap and now thinks he's hot shit too.
Anyone left worth watching?
>>24986695
i think it's when either you or your own personality gets famous when it starts to rot. that's why animators and commentators like cr1tikal can still remain the same after getting popular
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316322571
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316324588
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316328423
>>24984863
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-316328423
heh... easy...
New champu
>>24986901
Hey I remember that
me
Green Queen (Nidoqueen)@ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
Shiny: Yes!
EVs: 252 SpA, rest champs pick
Timid or Modest
- Sunny Day
- Fire Blast
- Dragon Tail
- Stealth Rock
quiver dance masquerain
Tauros or Miltank named David Bovine
anything with chlorophyll, and life orb
choice band pelipper
infernape named larry2k13
any digimon
new champ xD
>>24986826
me.
mega charizard x lol
i will do the thinger
fly "me" to the moon
>>24986944
this is lunatone with icebeam
>>24986943
band pelipper
>>24986944
what is this?????????????????????????????????
Tauros named david bovine
>>24986953
see >>24986950
it's a classic meme developed my the user "boblak" dating back from "just now"
>>24986950
no it's not, it's a failed claim
get good L:
>>24986943
>>24986944
what are those?
who's champ? >>24986938 claimed first, or what?
>>24986962
rhyperior and donnel rhyhorn
>>24986967
add users like "1jxaTkGwiE" to ur filter list, after they ruse
>>24986967
!1jxaTkGwiE is a ruse trip
>>24986967
add users like "EiBOblakYo" to ur filter list, after they act like figs
>>24986974
how about you fuck off? nobody was talking to you, canacuck
>>24986978
oh! ok thanks
hey its me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316341815
/me tripfag shitpost some more
how do you like me now
>>24986996
uh, you cant be contrarian
thats my (read: my - feminine benis) thing
>>24987010
such a neoderp *sigh* i've been tripfag shitposting since you were conceived (me and ur mum lol)
>>24987019
where did you are your trip go
>>24987029
right here familia
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316344935
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316346599
check it
/join roleplaying, help me raid these fags
/join roleplaying, i was wrongfully banned!
>>24987098
/me cum
okay nice
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316352123
Lil' Dab (Bagon)@Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
Shiny: Yes!
EVs: 252 Attack, 252 Defense, 4 in hit points lol
Adamant
- Sunny Day
- Fire Blast
- (tfw Bagon doesn't have dragon tail) ur pick
- Roar
new team for ag, weedles only please
mega manectric with 1 meme move
anything with moves that all start with the same letter
crogre
use heracross mega sd
donnel squirtle (yes including mega)
bacon
le sanic bug swords passer
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316356841
hello again
>>24986930
me on the right
lets build a fucking wall keep all the mexicans out
>>24987233
trump pls go, you dont even pokemon
>>24987222
nice trips champ!
daily reminder that david bowie is a racist, sexist and pedophile. he is garbage and is in hell.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-316358641
now this is ag
FUCK DAVID BOWIE HE RAPED ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD AND NOW I'M WATCHING HIS CORPSE WITH A HUGE BONER btw why do you play lefties SQUIRTLE instead of eviolite WARTORTLE
i'm getting sick and tired of how these niggas in ubers think that just because there is no pokemon you can't use in ubers, that they can use every pokemon
can i join
stop shitposting ok
wtf are these
new gay fag champer(boblak)
Lil' Dab (Bagon)@Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
Shiny: Yes!
EVs: 252 SpA, 252 Defense, 4 in hit points lol
Modest nature
- Sunny Day
- Fire Blast
- (tfw Bagon doesn't have dragon tail) ur pick
- Roar
me
Chatot @ Leftovers
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Boomburst
- Heat Wave
Free pick if AG
Good goy if OU
hoge or roulette rocke
choice band swanna
>>24987382
fuck me im too baked
>>24987382 he good mon
zap7
lol this team is shit
NEW CHAMP
me
Raticate @ Life Orb
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Double-Edge
- Crunch
- Wild Charge
- Flame Wheel
AssVest limber ditto
WEEDSTEEDSKEETSKEET (Tauros)@Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
Shiny: Yes!
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe / 4 HP
Timid nature
-Sunny Day
-Fire Blast
-Rock Tomb
-Roar
free pick
Smogon Metagross
>>24987424
Actually, this
Bohr (Metagross) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Earthquake
- Zen Headbutt
- Hammer Arm
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316372222
check em
new team
lol new champ lol
ok me
crogre set on anything RU or lower
>>24987450
hoge or roulette rocke
Good Goy if playing OU
Free pick if AG/Ubers
AssVest limber ditto if feminine benis
snips but with a really goofy name
evil (Mandibuzz) @ Leftovers
Ability: Overcoat
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Nasty Plot
- Dark Pulse
- Air Slash
- Heat Wave
calm mind rest rain dance scald eviolite phione
>>24987460
xhe doesnt learn clam mind (also doesnt get a bonus from eviolite)
>>24987416
(tfw getting trolled)
>>24987483
Bohr (Metagross) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Earthquake
- Zen Headbutt
- Hammer Arm
To replace, so you have a chance.
ok i gave the fish acid armor instead of calm mind LOL
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316377478
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316377622
ggwp
"lol"
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316384696
new hcamp
clefable named ooqlǝ
me or any mega
donnel porygon
Mimic Roulette:
>1
Articuno / Zapdos / Moltres
>2
Suicune / Raikou / Entei
>3
Regice / Registeel / Regirock
>4
Mew / Celebi / Jirachi
>5
Starter from Gen 1 / Gen 2 / Gen 3
>6
Pinsir / Heracross / Scizor
>7
Eeevelution
>8
Gliscor / Mamoswine / Porygon2
>9
Pelipper / Miltank / Milotic
>0
Sableye / Houndoom / Manectric
>dubs/trips/quads
Use any Mimic Pokemon from "/ds mimic, all"
cupkek
shinny hoge :3
Suggester (Rhyperior) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Facade / Ice Punch
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
av dustox
Bohr (Metagross) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Earthquake
- Zen Headbutt
- Hammer Arm
crobat
good boy (Houndour) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Early Bird
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 132 Def / 120 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Feint
- Taunt
- Foul Play
- Flamethrower
I'm gay
>>24987667
I'm gay
>>24987667
fag
>>24987667
>>24987675
I'm gay
new champ
>>24987667
get the fuck out of here faggot
me or snips
scizor
>>24987382
pls
>>24987691
use something very heterosexual
like a rhyperior
>>24987682
good goy
>>24987702
your set is broken nigger
>>24987704
Bohr (Metagross) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Earthquake
- Zen Headbutt
- Hammer Arm
>>24987711
;_;
>>24987711
I'm gonna break your penis if you don't watch it punk
what
>>24987724
u think u cud come here an hide u fukin liar
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316391335
this team is for sexual
>>24987724
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316394371
not so good
>>24987766
>dubs in post
>reference to fire emblem
>fajitas
this is my nomination for post of the month
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316395490
wish I had rocks haha
>>24987783
>tfw had fajitas for dinner
subscribe for more exciting content
NE WHCMP THIS HGAME IS GAY
me
Napoleon (Empoleon) @ Petaya Berry
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Substitute
>>24987656
rolling
Also all of those listed optionss must know Mimic, rest is free choice
kupkek
balkfetus
>>24987831
step aside new fig, let show you how a real man loses in a child's game!
me or Liquid ruse tentacruel
shiny hoge
zap7
bowie is ded
>>24987853
So is Han Solo
Medicham @ Medichamite
Ability: Pure Power
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Focus Punch
- Substitute
- Bulk Up
- Recover
boom boom
no really guys, i'm super gay
my trip is #bingas
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-316400944
>>24985399
>>24985399
>>24985399
lets move on