>See a Pokemon whose design you love
>It evolves into something completely retarded
>tfw slowly teaching myself to like delphox
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I love the entire Treecko line, but Grovylefags can be pretty annoying. I'm sorry, but Sceptile has a better design and will always have priority when being chosen for games like Pokken Tournament.
>See a pokemon you love
>It evolves into something you dislike
>But then it corrects itself with the final evolution
>But furries still try to waifu it anyway and pretend its a girly design when it's clearly male-centric or at least gender neutral, majority of the art makes it look girly too
All of my disgust
>liking le edgy japanese shells folded over 100 times dual wielding angry ottr tryhard over the wise armored sea lion with a bitchin' stache
>See Oshawott. Think it looks stupid.
>See Dewott, think it looks even worse.
>See Samurott. Love it instantly, favorite gen-5 pokemon of all. Choke down using Oshawott and Dewott for first play through of White Version just to get that badass Samurott.
Stay mad, tasteless Dewott-fags.
Delphox looks like an old wizard man. There's nothing feminine about it. However, I don't like the transition from quarapedal fox to bipedal furbait. I wish Fennekin stayed on all fours. It was cuter that way, like something I could keep as a pet. Making it stand up is just weird and stupid.
>Not liking based Quilladin
It's like you hate cuteness or something.
First time reactions in Gen V:
>oh look! cute dragon with emo haircut. i'm curious to see what it evolves int-
>... that shit took a while, goddamnit. and it just gains a fucking second head after all that? this shit better be worth i-
>i regret nothing.
>Implying it's not perfectly doable to call the Kirito of the Pokémon franchise "edgy"
>Delphox looks like an old man wizard
Exactly, and this is exactly what I wanted when the mage, rogue, knight theory surfaced.
I'm fine with him being bipedal though; the line was bound to be furbait either way. I'm just shocked/appaled that GF created a pokemon that fufilled the Wizard idea and it looks masculine but people still waifu it
It is the best
I was like that. Samurott rules. I didn't like Dewott either.
Graveler into Golem
Dragonair into Dragonite
Remoraid into Octillery
Makuhita into Hariyama
Snorunt into Glalie
I've grown to like them all, and some does have lore supporting their changes, but they did make for an unexpected turn of events.
You have to take in account Dewott's prepetual "cool determined stare" as well as its attitude in the anime that borders the whole coldsteel thing.
Dewott is edgy af and it has the worst fanbase on /vp/ together with Dragonairfags and Haunterfags
Since when is being determined edgy?
It just decided to start it's path on becoming the beast you so adore
Samurott has the same demeanor except it looks fucking stupid
If it were bipedal like this by default then his design would be tolerable. Seeing a cute bipedal otter evolve into a retarded floppy walrus is depressing.
Oshawott is the kid phase
Dewott is the revolted teen phase where you watch Naruto AMVs with Linkin Park songs layered on it
Samurott is the laid back adult master phase where you can fuck everyone's shit up but most of the time you just stay in your corner giving younglings life lessons and smoking though a bubble pipe.
Samurott is the pathetic old man stage where you really let yourself go over the past 40 years, and now you can't even stand up correctly without support. Also you got in some kind of accident that left you permanently disfigured.
>hate the prevo and cannot get the evo
Shinx and Luxio look great, then its final evo just goes into complete edge mode and ruins it completely. One of the few pokemon I liked from its generation from a series of games I completely disliked. (D/P, although I hear people say Platinum corrects everything) The final evo looking retarded to me just impacted me hating those games more.
I happen to be of the opposite opinion. Luxray is probably my favorite pokemon ever, though, so I may be biased, but IMO the design doesn't really look "full edge mode" to me. A bit overly serious? Maybe. It could have been a LOT worse than it was, that's for sure.
I'm not a big fan of Luxio and Shinx though. They feel... a bit half-baked. Dumpy. Especially Luxio- that cowlick makes it look fucking ridiculous most of the time and I'm glad they turned it around for Luxray.
i went delphox in my only run at Y. my buddies each picked chespin and froakie so i thought id complete the trio. got a girl fennekin and it was actually pretty cool using her.
but then i bred black greninja and he instantly became my bro
>think chespin looks pretty cute and cool
>when quilladin was first revealed in corocoro I was a little disappointed but still hopeful
>wanna kill myself because it's an ugly piece of shit
>really like its design
I'm not even one of the faggots who wanted a 'plague doctor' or any of that bullshit, but christ Aromatisse is one of the ugliest fucking pokemon ever made
I'm so happy it's not a poison type, everyone's mama is half poison