Show me your worst TCG card.
>>24968460
>>24968470
Slaking may have a niche usage. It has great HP, so it may be used as a sponge. Crushing Blow is not as bad. I don't know if there is a way to stop Abilities in the current format, but in the very early formats Pokémon Powers could be stopped with Special Conditions, so cards like Imakuni? had a niche usage.
>>24968513
>Imakuni?
Devolution Spray is normally the better answer, e. g. if you have Aerodactyl (Fossil) on your bench and you want to evolve a Pokémon.
>>24968460
Jungle Victreebel and Minion of Team Rocket, that is all.
>>24968575
Pretty luck-based, but you can set it up really quick and do some good damage with it.
>>24968460
I don't remember a worse Basic Pokémon. Wait, there was a Golduck card with a non-damaging move which could remove Fire energy cards from the opponent. A typical card for side decks in other CCGs, but Psyduck was usable, at least.
>>24968567
Yes, that Victreebel is very bad. HP of a Stage 1 Pokémon, moves of a Basic Pokémon and horrible retreat costs.
>>24968575
but this card is not very bad
>>24968643
>Psyduck was usable
I meant Golduck, that Amnesia one, it is not bad.
the eight virtue.
>>24968460
Basically anything from BW-on that didn't have EX in big letters.
>>24969672
>Flareon
>Crobat
>Vespiquen
>Hawlucha
>Donphan
>Sableye
I could go on.
>>24968460
>>>/vp/Fake TCG General
>>24969156
>possibility of 780 attack in one turn
Approved.
>>24968462
This reminds me that I should remove that poor thing from my Cube entirely and replace it with the Vending Machine version.
>>24970693
It's 30x. Maximum of 750 damage if you flip 15 heads for 50 damage each.
IIRC, there was a Slobro during the BW block that couldn't attack unless you had an even number of Prizes. Even if it didn't have that power, its attack was so bad that it still would have been garbage.
>>24969156
...Why even have the head ability at all on plasma ball? Why not have it do 300 damage and just have "Flip a coin. If tails this attack does nothing."
>>24968462
What the fuck is the point.
>>24968567
>Jungle Victreebel
Even funnier as Weepinbel from the same set is significantly better (it was actually a staple in a GB run I completely recently).
>>24969156
>tales
>energy symbols in wrong order
>attacks not sorted by energy costs
>unusual wording on Plasma Ball - why 200 and not directly a 300 damage suprise attack?
>attack with higher energy cost does less average damage
>inconsistency beztween text and damage number (50 times and 30x)
Into the thrash it goes
>>24974324
You're fucking autistic.