Give each Board-tan a Pokémon team if they were champions
I'll let you decide, but it would likely have
This would cover a large amount of stereotyped research from real-life; at least, in the medical field.
I don't get it... oh wait, they're all white
Or with only 3x Beldum, they will ask in /diy/ if they can build a 3-legged Metagross.
>Gallade (F_male, don't ask how)
It doesn't have Pokemon, but they borrow from other boards, like:
>Keldeo from /mlp/
>Lucario from /vg/
>Goodra from /d/
>Braixen from /c/
>Meloetta and Gardevoir from /e/
Also cross link time >>>/co/78761447
Switch Zoroark out for Miltank on /d/, Zoroark is more general furry degeneracy than fetishistic, and illusion doesn't really tie in with anything. Also find something to replace Gallade(F) because Dickgirls are way more popular than cuntboys.
Switch Charmander for Druddigon or better yet Axew and you're good for /mlp/. Charmander isn't a dragon type and doesn't become one.
Fa/tg/uy reporting in for our team: Bisharp & Magnezone(40k), Chesnaught & Delphox (D&D), Leavanny(Elegan/tg/entleman) and Snorlax(Fa/tg/uy).
Here's a few others I think might fit:
/y/: Gallade, Lucario, Lugia, Lopunny(M), Dewott, and Mr. Mime
/s/: Gardevoir, Lopunny, Delphox, Mienshao, Gothitelle, Lilligant
/u/ Plusle, Minun, Volbeat, Illumise, Gardevoir, Lopunny, they'd be a double battle Champion.
>4 of the board-tans are animated
>Don't show up because it's not a .gif file
YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU FUCKING RETARD.
then post the .gif pleb unless it doesn't exist!
How do you fuck up /v/-tan? He's an angry bald white guy with a shirt that says /v/.
His pokemon would be
>Muk, due to all the shitposting
>Dunsparce, would choose something not popular because he hates Reddit
>(mascot)Mudkip, too many fucking memes on that board
>Wailord, big Pokemon to represent the board's high traffic
> (Mega)Gyarados, the atrocious pokemon for obvious reasons.
>(legendary) Perfect Zygarde, /v/ loves power level threads, so the last slot should go to a legendary Pokemon with a high power level. Also, it looks like Demonbane, the strongest video gane character.
Flareon, but it's only move is Trump Card
Registeel and Rotom represent the Nazi-wannabes. Probopass is for the actual jews who think /pol/ is satire and come to shitpost. Flareon is a temporary member who will be replaced when the Donald Trump threads die down next year. Right now it's kinda hard to find a thread on /pol/ that isn't about immigrants or Trump. Emboar represents /pol/'s hatred of muslims, since no muslim would touch them as long as they have a pig on their team. Bisharp is for the rampant edginess.
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Arceus (it's theology: the board)
Aegislash (warfare history)
Primeape (easily butthurt)
Cofagrigus (cultural history. WE WUZ KINGS)
Nice quads, bro
I don't really see /s4s/ as a champion type, but I could easily see her as a gym leader! Here's what I think /s4s/'s gym leader team would be...
Sure, it means the gym's mixed, but hey, it fits the theme!
Probopass isn't just for the actual Jews.
It also represents how /pol/ has become like them through its "ironic" use of Jewish words and tactics. Deep down they hate the average white for being so naive and easily duped.
Lore says that Viol is the Smogonfag, closet furry side of /vp/ that says "Fuck everything, Pokemon are my slaves to win battles with", while Vanille is the Karenfag, blatant furry side of /vp/ who is here more for the fanart and design than for the battles.
Viol is a rampant battlefag who hangs around showderp and whines about smogon changes and shitposts wi-fi general
Vanille is an attentionwhore who keeps making phox friday threads and shitposts the anime threads. while occasionally contributing to the draw threads
>they're both furfags
You know that not everyone that goes here is a furfag, right?
>Vivillon (Ocean Pattern)
>Vivillon (Savanna Pattern
>Vivillon (Jungle Pattern)
>Vivillon (Fancy Pattern)
>Vivillon (Polar Pattern)
Nah /fa/ is more like
being poor is not effay
fit >>> anything else
Good guesses, but not exactly.
Latias, Jirachi and Serperior represents Reimu, Marisa and Sanae respectively, touhou takes most part of the team because this is what takes most part of /jp/.
Swadloon is pretty objective, you're right.
I chose Eelektrik because it's a tube with a big mouth, it remembers a Onahole, there's always a onahole thread up in /jp/ and this also represents the lust of the board, there's always multiple threads for discuss/dump lewd things about many characters.
Unown is about the Visual Novels and moonrunes, yeah.
Salamence's wings are probably a Devilman reference. Even if they aren't they're uncannily similar. On /m/ we happen to like Devilman and anything Go Nagai for that matter even if it isn't mecha.
Bisharp is the second pokemon on there, anon. I didn't forget the tokufags.
replace Bisharp with Donphan because /pol/ learns towards Republican more than Democrat.
also since nobody did /g/ yet I'll give it a shot
>learns towards Republican more than Democrat.
Still not a good representation. They hate republican cuckservatives which is most of the party. Should be a Braviary instead to represent nationalism in general, which is way more fitting for /pol/ than any one party.