Alright /vp/oreons, let's do a nuzlocke. I've already

>>22455748
grill

grill

>>22455748
Grill

>>22455748
>not playing as the girl

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>>22455757
>>22455759
>>22455767

An overwhelming chorus of traps encourages say girl.

What's our name, weebs? Evens is the answer.

use filters please

>>22455776
Sugi

karen

Winehouse

>>22455776
Kneesocks

Dicks

>>22455814
Kneesocks is too long I'm afraid. 7 character maximum, next evens decides.

>>22455836
Dicks

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>>22455832
>>22455848
For fuck sake. Not sure what I expected.

Evens chooses our starter, odds picks the name.

>>22455776
>>22455848
what a remarkably familiar situation

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>>22455866
Shit wait! We have to pick the Rival first. Evens names this fag lord.

>>22455866
The left one. Big Dick

>>22455866
Bulbasaur

benis

>>22455874
Gary

>>22455874
Balls

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>>22455880
Never change 4chan.

>>22455900
:DDD

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Our options are Whismur, Pidgey, and Ralts.

Odds this time.

>>22455928
Ralts

>>22455928
Ralts

>>22455928
Ralts

>>22455928
Whismur

ralts

whismur

>>22455928
pidgey

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>>22455936
>>22455938
>>22455947
>>22455945

Lots of waifu-fags it seems in this thread. Ralts it is, odds name this little guy.
>inb4 cocks

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>>22455928
L-Lewd.

>>22455961
Big Dick

>>22455961
Fuuka

>>22455961
Grilldevour

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>>22455965
Consider suicide.

>>22455982
I'm okay with this.

>>22455982
there is nothing like a girl's big dick.

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Those don't look like very practical clothes for swimming, Benis.

I wonder which Pokémon this nigger picked?

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Get fucked Pidgey.

>>22456005
>luster purge
nice

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Mama Mia, our first wild battle! I thINK that we'll win!

Get it?

Get it?

Heh.

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>>22456005
>Big Dick
>Luster Purge
>Lust

>>22456030
>Pressure

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So, good news and bad news.

Good news, we're level 6 now.

Bad news, there are tentacruel running around with toxic that out speed us.

>>22456045
What the fuck

>>22456045
You know what to do. Stock on status healing items.

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Killin niggas left and right.

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We reach Viridian City, bashing our way through various poison types with 0 Luster Purge PP remaining. And our only other move is Trick. Let's hope our first capture is something decent.

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Why yes professor, my Big Dick is growing...

odds your first capture must be flying type

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Our first Pokémon on Route 1! Luster Purge will OHKO it, let's hope I can catch it with 5 balls...

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>>22456076
>Big Dick
>Female
>Pressure
>Trick

I just can't...

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Oh fuck oh shit...

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I had to bolt or risk losing Big Dick and the run, so no pokémon on Route 1 for us :/ just barely made it home to mama's love.

>>22456153
This is getting lewd

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We stock up on plenty of healing equipment, hopefully we won't need them.

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Maybe Route 22 will yield us a healthy new specimen?

Let's find out!

>>22456182
Grind a bit and battle Gary @Indigo Plateau.

>>22456193
Grind your big dick

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:D

>>22456192
>inb4 completely obliterated

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>>22456202
mane

>>22456206
not a flying type

>>22456206
The lust will pressure Cyndaquil into fainting.

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Holy shit :D

Sorry, was trying to find my next class at Uni.

Evens names this rascal.

>>22456280
Flamecock

>>22456280
Blind Fuck

qtpi

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>>22456294
This blind little faggot has Secret Power and Overheat, thank god he didn't use the latter against Big Dick.

Lil Dick

>>22456324
>Keen Eye
>Eyes closed

>>22456324
What a cutie!

>>22456324
>keen eye
>probably a stupid HP

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Whatchouthwatchoutwhatchout!

Got class now, adventure will continue in an hour and a quarter!

>>22456324
Those blind bastards always had a Keen Eye for things.

>>22456280
Angry Bird

>>22456337
If your eyes are closed, you can't really be made to be more blind, can you?

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>>22456351
They can grab some sweet tits and have an excuse for it.

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Im enjoying this shit so far

is our starter a futa?

>>22456363
Blind Fuck 'accidentally' grabbing Big Dick's package when?

>This whole thread.

ToP KeK.

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>>22456382
I regret to inform you... Yes.

>>22456382
All female ralts are futa, anon.

>>22456382
In a non-sexual way

>>22455966
I want to pour chocolate milk on Fuuka.

>>22456540
PERSONAlly, that's not a bad idea. :^)

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Boy I hope OP returns soon

>>22456641
>OP makes a post at six saying he'll be back in an hour and 15 minutes
>asking where the OP is at 6:30

learn to math nerd

>>22455748
RIP OP.

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Hey yall, OP here. My phone is basically dead, I'll be home in hopefully no more than a half an hour. Don't worry friends, I haven't abandoned you!

The lewd adventure of Big Dick and Blind Fuck will continue.

>>22456919
Hooray

>>22456919
Noice

Fan art when?
I can't make any at the momento.

>>22457229
>fan art
Don't make this the new TPP

>>22457277
The two aren't even comparable

>>22457296
Fan art will make this popular
Popularity is what killed TPP

>>22457341
>being this dense

Dude we've done Nuzlockes before, and they've gotten fan art, sure some of them got popular, but the thing with TPP was that the users were controlling the thing, here there is one person in control, and he can, if necessary, cut the shit if need be (it won't in all likelyhood). Also, there's no way in high hell we'll fucking turn this shit into a cult. Also we're on fucking 4chan, not twitch, so this is most likely going to be circlejerk among us ya twat.

Hey gang, I'm back! Sorry for being so much later than I had planned, girlfriend/bus bullshit got in the way. Let the fun recommence!

On, to Sher- I mean Veridian Forest!

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But first, this old fruit wants to teach us how to catch pogeymans.

Nigga, I already have two balls on my belt, how the shit did I get those if I don't know how to catch?

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Neato!

>>22457502
>having a gf
>not wanting more time to yourself and Little Dick

>>22457521
But anon, you only caught one.

>>22457534
Are you implying that Big Dick actually has a small wiener and is compensating by saying she has a Big Dick?

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>>22457534
Just got back from a 2 week vacation to Mexico with her and her family, I need some me time.
>>22457534
Shut your dirty mouth.

Our first encounter on Route 2! Hype! Let's see if I can seal the deal here.

>>22457401
Alright then
Carry on

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Aaaaaw yeah. This bad boy has Dragon Dance, Aeroblast, and Twister, as far as I know.

Evens names.

>>22457594
Vaporizer

>>22457594
Birdo

>>22457594
Fluff

>>22457594
Good thing flying is physical for that dd boost.

>>22457606
>make dragon moves boost attack
>when dragon is special in gen 3

Did GF plan the split for gen 3 but forgot?

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>>22457598
Vaporiser in the hizzouse!

>>22457649
Time to get vaped son

>>22457649
>color change
Oh dear. Say goodbye to our stab

>>22457740
stab is for nerds

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Our first Viridian Forest pokémon! A little underwhelming considering our last two, but I'll try anyways.

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Comment t'appelles tu, petit fleur?

Evens decide.

>>22457818
Pussy

>>22457818
Shitler

>>22457818
Le Flowre

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>>22457824
Fitting name, this guy is totally useless.

Moves are Leaf Blade and Double Edge. Christ.

>>22457875
SACRIFICE

>>22457875
Of course the weak ass bitch of the team gets some good moves.

>>22457875
>plus
Yep, it's cannon fodder.

>>22457875
>Pussy
>Male
>Big Dick
>Female

Team confirmed for Tumblr trannies.

>>22457875
>Shit ability
>Shit pokemon

I guess the name fits.

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Speaking of Trannies, our first trainer battle is with a confused bug catcher. Get ready to choke on our Vape, "Antoinette."

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Get fucked, trap.

>>22457949
Oh my...

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Well. That was quick. RIP Pussy, you Frenchie fuck.

>>22457949
he puts the anal is analyst

>>22457949
Ahahahahahahahaahahhaahahhaahhahahahahahahaah

>>22457973
BAHAHAHA

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Oh lord, this whole forest is full of crossdressers.

>>22457973
RIP, you confused flower.

>>22457994
I thought that said Commie at first.

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Our Vaporiser is setting up a hearty sweep on Cammie's surely powerful team.

>>22457949
>>22457994
Calling it now: the whole forest is going to be full of these.

>>22458012
Kek

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After a merciless slaughter, we return to the pokemon Centre to recover.

And guess what? Blind Fuck learned Spore during the battle!

Yeeeeeeee

>>22457975
So do I bby ;)

>>22458051
>100% accurate move
>keen eye
What the hell

>>22458051
How the fuck does Blind Fuck do this?

>>22457973
Would you guys be fine if I drew a shitty tombstone for Pussy? I'm no drawfag but hey, this ain't fucking Disney i'm drawing for.

>>22458066
>>22458073
He may be a blind fuck, but he can sense the shit out of his surroundings.

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>>22458077
Go for it dude.

Aaawe yeah gettin that crunkle.

>>22458077
Jes pleece señor.

>>22458093
Cash money

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WOOT! After violating another sexy bugboy trap, Blind Fuck evolves!

>>22458144
Sexy bug catcher trap fan art when?
I must fap

>>22458144
Ability? White Smoke.

Hittin up that Vape mutha fucka, we having a gooooood time.

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>>22458093
here you are, it took all of ten seconds worth. (oh and it was done with a mousepad).

>>22458151
>However, White Smoke does not prevent self-inflicted stat reduction from moves like Overheat.
Damn

>>22458151
He probably thought Vaporizer was a Fountain, the blink fuck.

>>22458159
topkek

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>>22458159
100% gold, saved.

We defeat the final Bug Catcher/Analyst, and actual boy named Joy! Fuck Viridian Forest.

>>22458174
Should I continue or fuck off?

>>22458187
Yo is our futa friend Big Dick getting sum of dat xp?

>>22455748
Hey OP, what are your randomizer
settings?

>>22458190
Continue, anon. Your drawings are beautiful.

>>22458239
Aight, anything else you want me to hack up, or wait for the next execution?

>>22458262
Fan art of the current party?

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Current standings:
Vaporiser: lvl 10
Big Dick: lvl 8
Blind Fuck: lvl 12

Pic unrelated

Top kek to this whole adventure.

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Ah, Pewter City, home of blind black lechers, an people giving out free running shoes.

>>22458267
I'll have to leave that on hold for now, I got to do some shit.

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We enter Brock's Gym, and are immediately challenged by some mother fucker. This Kabutops ain't got shit on us.

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Rest in RIP, Big Dick.

;_;

>>22458357
What the fuck

>>22458357
She'll have a big dick in heaven now

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Blind Fuck takes sweet, sweet vengeance.

Fuck this gym, fuck Pewter City.

>>22458357
YOU WEREN'T READY

YOU SOILED IT

SOILED IT
SOILED IT

>>22458375
And fuck you for getting Big Dick killed.
Ain't got shit on us my ass.

>>22458357
Should've trained more but we cannot change the past.

>>22458364
One shotted by Rock Blast :(

>>22458357
What move did it use?

>>22458357
>kabutops still at full hp
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

>the pokes left alive are the ones I named

I don't know how to feel about this, also how could you let Big Dick die?

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I thought we were ready... Kabutops was too strong. It's Rock Blast, unstoppable.

We must train.

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>>22458442
You must repent for your folly, and perhaps you will be forgiven

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Growing stronger.

Does the second part of Route 2, the part after Viridian count as a separate route for catching?

>>22458508
No

>>22458508
I'd say ya. It has mankeys while the other half doesn't.

>>22458508
Unless the Pokemon are completely different I'd say no.

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They both have dragon type, so I'm gonna say no second capture.

It's time.

>>22458555
Trips confirm success

>>22458555
God bless

Also I wonder when our shitty drawfag coming back to give big Dick a tombstone, she sure as hell deserves one more than Pussy.

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Trips did indeed confirm.

Using only Blind Fuck's deadly Spore/HP Steel combo, we breeze through Gym Leader Marcellus' rock type gym.

>>22458555
Good luck, brave trainer!

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We get Marcellus' TM, Rolling Kick. None of our mons can learn it though :/

>>22458577
Blind Fuck our redeemer, may his sightless way guide us.

>>22458600
Did he look like a bitch?

>>22458609
Without his sight, the only thing he can see with his Keen Eyes is the truth.

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Heart pounding and hands shaking, we stumble out of Marcellus' gym, Fossil Badge pinned to our breast.

We drudge with leaden feet to the Pewter City gardens. Our heart is heavy with the loss of our companions, but buoyed knowing that they did not fall in vain. A single tear rolls of our cheek, splashing on to a crimson flower blowing in the wind.

We rise to our feet, fists clenched. This is only the beginning.

We'll do it for Big Dick.

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>>22458712

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>>22458712
That was beautiful

>>22458766
It would have been neat to have an obelisk in the shape of a penis

>>22458699
But even he admits the truth is shrouded by White Smoke.

>>22458780
So, a normal obelisk?

>>22458780
That's what I was trying to do with the tombstone.

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Thank you for following the first chapter of our story, friends. I'll be taking a two hour break, and then returning to the action.

Stay tuned, and keep this bread toasty!

Have a gif of the time line of Tamriel.

>>22458215
This. Is rults dead?

Someone archive this please?

>>22458816
Big Dick is kill.