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>tfw your trainer prefers an anorexic yellow rat over you

It hurts to live.
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>>22074267
What happened to it anyway? I kinda don't remember.
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>>22074278
Boxed into oblivion
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>>22074278
yes
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>>22074267
tfw he just left Latias as well, even after a great loss
why writers
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>>22074328
Movie, duh.
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>>22074267
Back of the line slut.
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>>22074267
It would never work anyways
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>>22074465
says you, true love is amazing
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>>22074328
>boy comes to town
>he's kinda cute
>want him to notice me
>pass off as a girl of his species
>we were having a great time
>he shouldn't care anymore, right?
>show my true self
>he doesn't like me now
Who would like someone as fat, red and airplane-shaped as me? At least I managed to get a kiss...
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>>22074475
What would your brother think of such lecherous behavior?
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>>22074475
>>he doesn't like me now
>implying he felt that way at all to begin with
why ash? she's so beautiful and caring ;___;
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>>22074490
Anon, her brother is...
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>>22074519
Oh shit, don't remind me...

;_;
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>>22074267
>tfw no curves
>tfw flat as a board on both ends
>tfw your trainer prefers an empty headed Lopunny over you
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>>22074559
Lopunny is garbo
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>>22074559
>>22074586
Like, it's not my fault being pretty, okay?
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>>22074267
>>22074475
Your tears are delicious.
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>>22074612
This slut.
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>>22074267

Don't blame Pikachu. It's not his fault that you're the worst Grass starter.
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>>22074475
>He comes back
>Happy as fuck to see the one I love
>Turns out he'd been fucking my brother the whole time
>Mourns my brother and leaves without so much as saying hi to me
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>>22074638
You mean best grass starter?
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>>22074694
Nice try, even ash used his sceptile more
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>>22074694
dat grass
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>>22074694

Well, it's better designed than Serperior, at least.

But no, Meganium is garbage. Not really its fault, it is a Johtomon.
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>>22074756
So is Johto the land of the damned?
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>>22074267
>Adorable Bayleef forbidden love
>Rusemaster Noctowl
>Yolo Swag Casanova Totodile
>Shy Cyndaquil
>Kungfu master Heracross
>Scrappy Brawler Phanpy

Relax Bayleef, you were part of Ash's best team by far
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>>22074791
you forgot to mention that Heracross is a registered sap molester.
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>>22074559
>>22074612
How would you feel if an episode of the anime had a Gardevoir and a Lopunny fight over the affection of their trainer like Chikorita did with Pikachu (except this time it's both sides)?

How would you feel if said trainer is female and the pokémon are male? They'd be acting all galant (Gardevoir) and manly (Lopunny) while fighting.
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>>22074891
I would feel autistic.
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You all need to accept the fact that pikachu is his best friend and you all don't stand a chance against him.
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>>22074891
>manly lopunny trying to impress a woman
I NEED this episode.
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>>22076247
>being this new
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>tfw no forbidden love pokemon waifu
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>>22076414
Guys please don't respond to him.

He's retarded.
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>>22076561
We know.
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>>22074756
WE ALL LIVE IN A POKÉMON WORLD
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>>22074619
H-hot...
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Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zzP29emgpg
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>>22074619
>Pokemon kissing trainer
where did this boner come from and why aren't there many pics of this
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>>22077551
>why aren't there many pics of this
Because you haven't looked for shit.
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>>22077577
There aren't many pics like that though. Mostly just porn.
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>>22074891
this would be awesome
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>>22077577
>>22077603
This, I'm lookin for casual cuties
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>>22077603
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>>22077628
m-moar
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>>22074415
>Ash will never fill Meloetta's butt with vanilla icing
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>>22074475

I've never seen that Pokemon movie but I'm interested to see human Latias.

Pics?
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>>22077766
You'll very likely see it if you actually look for it.

Even just the title is enough.
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>>22075521
True.
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>>22077934
That was cute until Ash lowered his eyes and Pikachu grabbed his face.
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>>22077975
But why?
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>>22074475
what'd you expect
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>>22077996
>not recognizing signs of romantic arousal
I'm an aspie and even I can see it.
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>>22078114
And that can't be cute?
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>>22077766
>>22078051
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>>22078051
>tfw your gf will never turn into latias
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>>22077678
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>you will never kiss your pokemon
>it will never turn into a sloppy makeout session

;_;
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>>22074475
I refuse to believe Latias kissed him

It was the grill
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>>22078263
bianca wasn't as nearly emotionally attached as latias was though
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>>22078051

fuck you ash
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>>22078210
That's a good feeling. Latias is ugly
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>>22078297
Say it to my face and see what happens.
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>>22078210
I would piss myself if it happened. And problaby have a heart attack too.
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>>22078297
Ash pls
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>>22078297
You shut your whore mouth

Latias is mai waifu
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>>22074559
Lopunny isn't an airhead. It's an aggressive cuddler.
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>>22078355
They are whatever you want. It's an RPG, a fictional world.

Or whichever nature you got.
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>>22078263
Nobody knows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeBIizGlitQ
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>>22078423
she's clearly telling ash a secret
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>>22078636
The way Misty and Brock react says otherwise.
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>>22078257
;-;
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>>22079098
Why are Absols so lewd
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>>22079638
That's a great question, anon!
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>>22078423
>cheek kiss

ayy lmao, Ash is confirmed beta
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>>22079638
>>22079713
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>>22079759
Oh god my heart / dick

>tfw no absol waifu to have passionate and loving sex with
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>>22079791
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>>22079791
Feels bad man.
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>>22079791
>you will never walk down the street together, bundled up on a chilly december night as she softly leans her head against your side, snowflakes slowly falling and the bright moon peeking through the gray-blue clouds

>you will never cuddle up on the couch in front of the fireplace together, under a warm blanket, slowly falling asleep next to each other as the dying embers crackle quietly nearby
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>>22080013
Stop it anon you're making me cry.
That was beautiful by the way
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>>22080013
Almost perfect picture for that first line.
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>>22079713
That's the greatest question of them all!
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You people are very, very sad.
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>>22080204
Nice meme
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>>22080242
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>>22078661
They overhear the secret and it's really surprising.
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>>22080277
Haha
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>>22080204
No, you're just a faggot.
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>>22080204
>not having an Absol waifu

Look at this dork over here
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>>22080277
And now i have to go watch that again. Thanks anon.

No, seriously, thank you for reminding me that exists
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>>22080404
Indeed. Now let us all resume the image dump.
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>tfw she will never EVER be real

I can't live like this
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>>22080547
Let's just hope VR goes somewhere. What did you all name your Absol waifu? I'm assuming there's at least three of us.
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Don't cry sweetheart, I always loved you.

I always picked Chikorita.
Fuck the Chinese rat and ADHD croc.
You are the most adorable, bro-tier starter a trainer could have.

People who shit on Chikorita have never even tried it. I used to be one of those people, untill one day I got bored and decided to try you after a billion times of Totodile/Cyndaquil. I was amazed, you were a better starter, capable of status moves, bulk and putting up screens. You're a true survivor. I could just Body Slam and Razor Leaf my through gen 2. You gave me no trouble with Whitney, just paralyze that Miltank and show it who's boss.

Chikorita <3 I love you so much. Best gen 2 starter.
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>>22080582
Abigail or Abby for short
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>>22080662
Amber for me.
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shes 2 qt 4 me
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>>22080789
Way 2 qt3.14
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>>22080547
I seriously don't know how to deal with it. I love her but she will never be real. I will never feel her soft, warm breath on my neck as I hold her close and run my fingers through her soft fur. I will never hug her tight and kiss her cheek whenever we win a battle together. I will never make sweet passionate love to her late at night before we drift off to sleep together. I will never brush her fur and make sure she looks her best. I will never cook our favorite foods and then take them to the park with us for a picnic on a warm spring evening. I will never take her to that horror flick she bugged me about and hold her when she gets frightened. I will never put that picture of us together by our bed. I will never buy her a beautiful necklace just for the hell of it. I will never tell her that love her dearly. I will never bake her a cake for her birthday. I will never take a walk with her on a chilly winter night as the snowflakes fall. I will never look lovingly into her eyes and smile as she looks lovingly into mine and does the same.
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>>22081388
;-;
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>>22081487
We can talk about it, just remember you're not alone.
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>>22081528
this
my waifu is a pokemon too (>>22074494)
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>>22081487
a-anon that's beautiful
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>>22081657
could you not
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>>22081708
5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555
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>>22081733
No one told us to stop, anon
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>>22081735
THANK GOD
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Why do Absols make the best waifus?
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>>22081657
>>22081679
>>22081704
>>22081733
Uh-oh
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>>22081657
>>22081679
>>22081704
>>22081733

yes I am a faggot, and yes I should lurk more.

what the fuck is all of this? why is Spyro and friends replacing Exodia? what exactly is the point to post these "cards"?
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>>22074267
I always had a weird attraction to Bayleef as a kid.
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>>22081777
Purest waifu
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>>22081814
you are about to find out
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>>22081777
Are you ABSOLutely sure that they're the best?
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>>22081814
basically, the anon posts them to shit up threads they don't like, usually getting the thread deleted. pretty childish, imo.
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>tfw Bayleef just wanted to be with Ash, and Ash boxed her away
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>>22081825
>>22081845
I am absolutely, completely, totally, perfectly, quite, fully, entirely, purely, altogether, thoroughly, wholly, utterly, consummately, every inch, to the hilt, a hundred per cent, unmitigatedly sure that Absol is best waifu
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>>22081846
ahh, okay. that makes sense.

but why spyro and pals?
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>>22081845
>those beautiful crimson eyes

hnnnnnnnng
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>>22081896
no idea, probably some autism involved in making the final picture.
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>>22081896
The pics in the cards are fragments of a larger, more disgusting image involving spyro and freinds
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>tfw no glaceon waifu to thaw her heart every night
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I cant have a single pokewaifu. A waifu at its base is all about personalities, and I can just fit a waifu personality into any pokemon of my choice.

That being said, I cycle through favorites once every three weeks or so
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>>22081941
Good taste anon

But marriage is too lewd
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>>22081562
I've always wanted to ask someone else, does anyone in your social life no about your waifu? I have this kick ass friend I've known since high school. One night I decided that I need to tell someone, so I texted him about my Absol waifu. I thought he was going to tell everone and get all weirded out, but to my suprise he just said, "aww that's cute, my waifu is Sylveon."
Was left speechless for a solid 10 minutes.
We be bros now.
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>>22081777
One of life's greatest mysteries.

Also, nice trips.
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>>22081995
I would never tell anyone about my Absol waifu, my friends are all normalfags and they think i'm normal too.
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>>22081995
only my internet friends, people in real life only know that she's my favorite
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>>22082050
I know that feel
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>>22082050
No, he's as normalfag as you can get. I guess I just got really lucky, that could have ended badly for me if it was anyone else.
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>mfw I inadvertently turned this thread into an Absol waifu thread
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>>22082153
You're a good man anon, your waifu would be proud
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>tfw no trainer x absol fapfics
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>>22082153
I haven't been here in years and this was the first thread I saw
it must be fate
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>>22082201
Have you ever considered Google?
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>>22082232
I-I couldnt find any
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Do you think she actually wanted to do lewd?
She literally tackled him any chance she got.
Are there any erotic fics?
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>>22082202
This only ever happens with Gardevoir, I'm as surprised as you are. Albeit I'm confident there are only about 5 of us in this thread.
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>>22082257
Oops..meant Bayleef.
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the cool thing about having a pokewaifu is there's not just one to compete over
there would be one out there who fits your personality perfectly, and you would fit hers <3
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>>22082271
This thread's topic has changed greatly my friend.
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>tfw no loving Absol gf
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>>22082257
Who knows.
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>>22082335
;_;
I want to hug one so much
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>>22082288
Never thought of it that way, that just makes me love her even more.
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>>22082355
I love that pic ;_; Why does she have to be so beautiful?
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>>22082288
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This is now a hugs thread.
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>>22082476
Don't do it anon!
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>>22082402
I like it too, because I am fairly sure it's supposed to be that he read Absol's pokedex entry about everyone blaming them for natural disasters and wanted to comfort her
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>>22082487
that could work
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>wanting to fuck a pokemon

absolutely disgusting
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Why is she so perfect?

I don't understand it
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>>22082549
It could be platonic
I really am that far gone
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>>22082524
Aww, I didn't see that the first time, that's beautiful.
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>>22082524
whoa, I see now, anon
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>>22082578
tfw mine is platonic
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>>22082549
>not wanting to fuck the ones you love
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>>22082568
Because of how qt3.14 she is.
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Guys what does Absol smell like
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>tfw i will never get to hang out with what would literally be my best friend

I feel pretty pathetic after it happens, but I sometimes get depressed that I will never have my Fuzzy buddy to snuggle with at night, or get into shenanigans with.
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>>22082616
Same here. It takes a lot of dedication....
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>>22082660
What's the point of having a platonic waifu?

Literally why
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>you will never look lovingly into her beautiful crimson eyes as she smiles back at you
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>>22082639
>tfw i will never get to hang out with what would literally be my best friend
keep hope, anon

>>22082670
love so strong that you don't need sexual attraction to accompany it, even just the thought of your waifu can be a brilliant light on your life
tfw I've been like this for over ten years
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Absol can't talk

So how could she profess love for her trainer?
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>>22082670
I'm going to be honest, I'm sort of in the middle. I don't know how to answer that question. I guess I'm just still deciding between the platonic and sexual.
Thing is, I like it a lot, I just feel guilty afterwards.
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>>22082715
There are plenty of ways to show affection without needing to speak.
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>>22082765
explain in great detail
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>>22082702
Anon pls ;_;
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>>22082712
>love so strong that you don't need sexual attraction to accompany it, even just the thought of your waifu can be a brilliant light on your life
That's pretty nice, I just wish you weren't talking about a pokémon.
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>>22082715
>not being able to understand what they are saying after so many years

My headcanon goes that Pokemon just kinda make animal noises, but most pokemon, especially all the starters, are almost as intelligent as people. So even though they only make noises its still a form of language.

So, after being with my Typh for 15ish years, I would be able to understand her almost perfectly. Also, for cute points, she can really only say my name, but its sounds really off.
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>>22082744
>feeling guilty for loving her so much you want to please her sexually

Is that what you're saying?

Because if so, literally why?
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>>22082715
>>22082771
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It's Anons like >>22082712 and >>22081487 give me conflicting feelings.
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Absol is trying to figure out a way to profess her love, but she doesn't know English. So she struggles to make sense of the language and learns just 4 words, "I love you Anon..."
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>>22082771
I realized halfway through what I was writing everything I said could be attributed to a dog.
That got a little weird in implications.
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>>22082810
I ... I don't know. I just feel kind of guilty. But I guess if you put it that way...
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>>22082715
love doesn't need words
she could probably learn your language, as well, or some kind of writing/glyph system

>>22082790
but why not, anon?

>>22082810
>>22082844
I don't fap to my waifu because >pure
it's a temporary feeling to me that only eclipses for a short moment

it's more of a personal belief/choice/feeling, to me at least:

>>22082744
this basically
tfw I want no sex drive at all because it's just a guilty feel
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>>22082862
If pokémon don't understand human language, how can they know what attacks to use when commanded?
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>>22082877
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The most intimate and loving moment that can occur between two creatures, and some of you anons feel guilty about wanting it

Literally why
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>>22082922
The same way dogs learn to sit and stay when we tell them to
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>>22082947
I would probably do that with my pokemon, but only if she felt that way about me.

I also would want to make a relationship about it. guess the term to use there would be "Life Mates"holy fuck I sound and feel autistic as fuck when I say shit like that
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>>22082947
The most loving thing would be simply admitting with "I love you" in the most sincere way.
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>>22074619
Great, now I've been scarred for life
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>>22082988
>you will never be your Absol's mate for life

Feels bad man
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>>22082947
Honestly I'm sure it's a feeling that will pass, I'm not denying I don't do it.
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>>22083012
100 year lifespan
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>>22082942
I was mostly going to talk about body language but yeah that was a big REALITY CHECK moment.
There would be some different mannerisms I'm sure that would dispel that feeling
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>>22081995
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quadrupeds > bipeds
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I am still curious as to how a Pokemon would express love for its trainer without the use of speech
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>>22074885
he's the lovable rapist
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>>22083060
The same way any animal does towards its owners or anything like that?
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>>22082988
>Life Mates
<3
>I sound and feel autistic
but it's part of who you are, right? you probably just don't get to express it openly much

>>22083060
>drawing a heart in the sand
>cuddling at night
>responding to yes/no questions with body language
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>>22083035
See >>22082839.
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>>22083083
What, like nuzzling?

Because as intelligent beings, Pokemon are going to wonder if their trainer would be comfortable with their advances, so they aren't just going to jump right into that kind of contact.

Do humans go up to humans they have crushes on and just start touching them affectionately out of the blue?
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>>22083083
>>22083060
>>22082989
>>22082974
>>22082947
This argument is now over. Let's get back to the good part of this thread.
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>>22083147
Agree

Absol a best
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>>22083139
No, but that's because there are social norms already in place within human society in the first place. Pokemon are pretty much different creatures. They may be intelligent but that doesn't mean intelligence is inherent with the exact way we have defined our own culture.
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>all this casual zoophilia
Never change, /vp/.
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>>22083186
Very true.
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>>22083188
It IS casual. Just yesterday they made more r34 of >>22082942 at /co/ and believe me it was absolutely disgusting.

This thread is tame in comparison.
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>tfw no Pokehusbando to cuddle with every night
It hurts. Why does it hurt so much?
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Intimate relationships between humans and Pokemon aren't exactly accepted

How would you introduce your pokewaifu to your parents?
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>>22083287
It will hurt more if you actually cuddle with that thing.
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>>22083311
He would be careful though
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>>22083244
>This thread is tame in comparison.
if it makes you feel better, /mlp/ has things like [vore / diaper / transformation] generals
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>>22083309
I wouldn't

>you fuckin a dog son?

>sh-she's not a d-dog dad
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>>22083383
No, the vore/diaper was purged along the rest of the "fluffy" shit. Unless they are back but honestly I don't care about that place anymore.
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>>22082638
She smells like warm vanilla and baby powder
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>tfw we wont pack up the car to go on a trip
>we then unload the car
>I put a helmet on typh, so she wont bonk her head
>tech guy said she doesnt need flame suit because lol fire type
>she pulls up to the line
>does the burnout
>Last orange on the Christmas tree goes out
>she punches it
>lights are green
>she finally gets that fucking car to break the 7 second mark at the 1/8mile
>Im happy
>she pulls up to our pit in our 700hp 1986 Chevy C10
>She is so happy
>we do a few more runs
>load up the car
>drive home, blasting Megadeth on the radio
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>>22083427
dude the whatever the fuck it is would probably have the father by the neck if he said that. remember-in pokemon we only got to the top through pokeballs.
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>>22083504
>metal

Gross
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>>22074619
Is this from the manga or is this fanmade?
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>>22083567
meh, its fun to listen too, also very pump.

More supprised someone didnt call me a redneck or something for taking my typh to the drag strip, and letting her drive the truck, which I called a car twice
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w-where'd the discussion go?
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>>22083785
Say something to spark it anon.
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you think with being with your pokemon for so long, they will pick up "human" things?

Think my typh from just watching movies would pick up forms of affection, like Kissing me on the cheeks, forehead, or something
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She's the best
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>>22083855
Dogs do that all the time.
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>>22083883
By far
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>>22083855
Cooking
It would be so unnatural for them but seeing her put in all the effort to try to make a good meal for us would be the greatest thing
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>>22083910
oh, I would have taught my typh how to cook, Baking on the other hand.

>she takes the pie out of the box
>throws it in the oven for a hour
>Delicious apple pie

Also, would have taught typh how to work on cars and stuff, she would help me out so much
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>>22083910
>she tries to cook you breakfast
>after lots of fumbling around in the kitchen she brings out a tray of food with her mouth
>burnt toast, dry eggs, overlooked bacon
>she places it down, smiles briefly and looks at you sheepishly

Quick, what do?
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>>22083977
Eat it anyways. return favor by cooking for her.
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>>22083977
>be overjoyed
>food quality suddenly doesn't really matter
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>>22083977
Is there any other answer than to eat it in front of her?
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>>22080547
Don't give up hope Anon! Technology is improving everyday, and one day we may even be possible to 3D print program an artificial biological life form. Sure, it might take some decades, but full body transfers would allow us to pretty much slap Death in the face and hopefully live forever.
Embrace technology Anon, and ascend to the plane of gods and waifus
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>>22083977
Give her a great big thank you hug and eat it anyways
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>>22083977
Eat that food it ain't charcoal.

>that feeling when you will never have a Mawile nibble on you lovingly
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>>22084037
>and ascend to the plane of gods and waifus
no anon, that will be our destruction
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oh, another thing I would probably teach my typh about, is Firearms and Hunting

Would be so fucking fun to go hunt some swasbuck with your typhie Wyphie, and both of you are armed with a .243 and a .270

>tfw BACKSTRAP, BISCUTS AND GRAVY FOR BREAKFAST FOR A WHOLE MONTH
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>tfw you will never be ___________friends with each other

captcha: bunoffi crying
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>>22084076
>implying you don't want to be a true Deus Ex Machina, able to create life as you see fit
>not wanting to explore the galaxy with the one being you love more than anything else, immortal among the stars
It's like you want us to stop after passing the point of no return
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>>22084123
Isn't there only one Latias in the Pokemon universe?
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>>22083977
Play a guitar solo.
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>>22084037
Will it be self-aware?
Will it question how it came to existance?
How would it react from being not born in a natural way, or having being contemplated in some kind of "divine plan"?
Will its impact be the same as if you are told that you born because of a broken condom?
Would it grow healthy? If not, how sad would you feel if it looks you with sad eyes how is it afraid to leave behind the life machines gave to it?
Would it be grateful and look you at its dad/mom?
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>>22084550
Seemed fine for this guy
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>>22084327
undubbed movie lore has many pairs, dex entry states "herds"
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>>22084550
1.More than likely
2.More than likely
3.Probably shock. then it will be referred to mewtwos quote " see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
3b. It will be allowed to believe in whatever deity it wants.
4.Hopefully. one cannot truly gauge the reactions of an organic matter because of the circumstances we all fare.
5. i believe that machine generated life would be the last thing to try, but with nonsentient beings first. as in cockroaches, then to more complicated. with painless euthanasia to the failed copys. 5b. Then id comfort it to the true reality, of how itself is all part of the world and the world a part of it. to have its own experience in the world and to learn to love.
6. After all this, who knows, it might choose to adopt me as a parent of sorts, honestly itd fill my heart if such occasion happened. to bridge gaps between humanity and a new life form
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>>22083977
Hug her and eat the food anyways. Because she's my waifu. Also the fact that a quadruped could work its way around the kitchen and come up with eggs toast and bacon is pretty impressive in itself.
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>>22084707
Same goes for her...kinda.
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