Post your favorite Pokemon here. Mine is pic related.
I wonder how many people either reported or almost reported this thread on instinct
Please. Don't. Invoke. Him.
BTW, I don't know why you people hate Goodra. I don't know if I like it for being a long awaited Dragon monotype Fully Evolved Pokemon or for its surprisingly non-edgy design.
It's a shame that the psuedo for this gen sucks so much.
At least it looks cute.
No kidding, mine can resist up to three Ice Beams and then pose.
While I do think it's cute in some fanart, I can't stand it's ingame model.
The thing that really does it for me is that fucking smile. I can't really explain it, but just that smile on its face just drives me away from it.
>you get hatred because slugfucker
I feel bad, Anon
Anywho, heres mine
You're quite courageous. Shame /vp/ will never get over that spammer.
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The smile, as well as the eyes, make it a fundamentally different kind of cute from Goomy and Sligoo. Those two were silly and goofy, while their evolution looks huggable and kind. Both are cute, but the ideas behind them are different. If Good.ra was more silly-looking, I would be much more fine with it.
It was so fucking hard to post this with the system thinking my post was spam.
I know right. There's nothing wrong with wanting a pokémon you find cute to be a girl. Shame that spammer blew it out of proportion
Oops, I ment Lugia is my fav pokemon. I FUCKING LOVE LUGIA WHY CAN'T I BE A LUGIA.
Is this another guy who killed a bunch of people while I deepthroated a strangers cock?
Shame its a fatass.
That image doesn't make sense.
Gen VI was super good to Kecleon with Protean, PUP, and Shadow Sneak. He's super fun to use now
No, that is actually my mugshot. And Lugias belly just makes him look all the more beautiful.
Lord of the sea my nigga.
The amount of dedication this guy has to a fictional creature is really starting to scare me.
In fact, this guy is really starting to remind me of the Zodiac Killer in the San Francisco Bay area during the late 60s. Both leave signatures (Zodiac: Crossed circle. Goofag: Dots to evade spam filter), both cite bullshit claims (Zodiac: Continued to claim that he had killed tens of people. Goofag: Continues to claim it's impervious to being a boy), both frequently taunt who they're targeting (Zodiac: Constantly taunted police about not finding him. Goofag: Constantly taunts /vp/ about being in denial) and both have evaded being found (Both cases: Each time a suspect was found, we couldn't find a definitive link that identified them as the culprit).
Maybe I'm reading too deep into this, but it's just a thought I've had recently.
>thanks to one fag you cant want a qt chubby waifu or your post gets baleeted and you get banned
Feels bad man, i dont even want a female normal goodra, i want the gijinka version
>YFW after Zodiac stopped killing, he settled down and had some kids
>YFW one of these kids was into Pokemon
>YFW son of Zodiac is slugfucker
Look at all the deleted threads and that same night only three bans were given. The janitor is obviously trying to save face.
That can't be. He would be either 20-30 years old.
Oh who am I kidding that's the average age for this board. I'm capping this shit. There are just too many links
I would kill anyone to become a Lugia, even my own grandmother. Just to be free of my flesh prison and swim under the sea all day having hot underwater sex with other Lugias. And if anyone fucks with me I can flood New Orleans again with one flap of my wings. I would kill 56 children to be a lugia.
Wait a second. There was a killer on /b/. You may be on to something.
Hold up. Did you all image the slugfucker to look like something like pic related. Because if you did. God help us
Here you go
I don't really hate any pokemon, but I dislike Goodra because not only it completely ruined its evolutionary line, as >>21597433 said, but also is ugly as fuck.
And as much as I don't want to think about it this way, Goodra kind of seems to have been made specifically to cater to certain fetishes.
We never expanded on that.
Now why would they delete this post? Is it because it's the truth?
OH FUCK. I remember. The slugfucker said he botnets. If he is lurking right now. HE SEES OUR IP ADDRESSES