Think of a Pokemon Got it? The last sport you played was with

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>football
>snorlax

>>20966790
>Pikachu
>Tennis
Just a friendly game of tennis.

>Chess
>Alakazam

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>>20966823
>Machamp
>dodgeball

r.i.p me

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>>20966838
>chess
>sport

>>20966860
Not that anon but it's a sport.

>playing sports

The last sport I played was Lacrosse, and I thought of Sylveon. Not bad I guess. It could hold the stick with its ribbons.

>kendo
>tyrunt
heh, get rekt reptilething

I don't think Swampert can skate.

>>20966838
>Chess is a sport
Mah nigger

>Golurk
>Just went through a week of Freshman Pranks, so obstacle course through a kid park.

I've got this. Though I'm afraid Golurk's going to break everything

>>20966790
>Flygon
>League of Legends

>BOWLING WITH ELECTRODE

FUCK YES.

>>20966790
Watersports with Gardevoir?

...Can pokemon even do that?

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> Rugby
> Aggron

Goodbye cruel world

>>20966790
>Football
>Cacturne
Well fuck

>>20967033
>Basketball
>Blaziken


kek

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>>20966790
>Dodgeball
>Mega Garchomp
h-he's my bro, h-he won't slice me, r-r-right?

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>>20966981
the delusion

>Dragonite
>American Football
Jesus Christ, why did I pick that.

>playing sport
>ever

I don't remember the last time I played sport...

>>20967108
You're standing on opposite ends of the court throwing balls, of course he wouldn't, he can't even pick them up.

>Chesnaught
>Baseball

I am reminded of the fanart with Chesnaught making the Costanza face.

>Greninja
>Volleyball
I don't stand a chance, but at least I'll live.

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>>20967234

>>20966790
>>20966790
Rock Climbing with Snorlax!

FUGG

I can't even think of the last time I played a sport but whatever it was was with a Beedrill

>>20967234
I bet you are fat.

>Steelix
>Table tennis

Can I even lose this?

>>20966790
>pushups with wooper
i don't know how this would work

>Infernape
>Lacrosse

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>>20966981
>League of Legends

>>20966790
well, IDK if it counts as a sport, but
>beer pong
>aggron
>drunk aggron crashing into everything and just fucking shit up

soccer with whimsicott.
bring it on fluffball

>>20966790
>soccer
>greninja
I'll lose, but bretty gud

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>>20966981

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>Typhlosion
>1/8 mile drag

I might be good, unless typhlosion knows how to drive, and has a faster vehicle than me

>>20969353
Do you go to Royal Purple Raceway, Jake?

>beldum
>cycle racing

Fucker better evolve into a metang so he can pedal or else he'll just keep using take Dow. To drag the bike along.

>the last sport you played
You expect me to remember that?

>>20966874
no it's not shut up nerd

>>20969483
Nah, last time I actually raced, was at some tiny ass track in north houston, a few miles off 59.

Mad 9.6s in the 1/8th, with a 6000lb dodge ram 2500 with a 5.9l six cylinder cummins.
Also, might of had a slightly melted piston, and a blown headgasket.

>sports

What are you, a chad?

>beach volleyball
>clefable

Would be fun, also this is the gayest post I've ever made damn.

>Quidditch with Emboar
Woah...

>>20970517
How does RL Quidditch even work?

>>20970557
Its kinda a mishmash of little things in all sports, but its really fun. Basic jist is that you throw a ball in a hoop and theres tackling. I went to regionals wth my college team and was fun. Kinda lot to explain but its fun and it works

>>20970612
Huh. Never seen anything like it, might be fun

>>20970645
It looks ridiculous when you see it live but once you get over that its lots of fun.
Theres a lame documentary on youtube about it. I was in one of the snapshots of that video when I played the snitch

>>20970687
Aw, cool. How long is the documentary? Is it really that lame?

>>20966790
>implying I can even remember the last time I exercised let alone played a sport

I... I don't remember the last time I played a sport, OP.

>>20970810
Its not lame at all, its the sport Ive had the most fun with. THe documentary is like 30 minutes long and its made by college students Im sure so its not really made with the highest quality but its a nice intro to the sport and how people see it.

>>20970905
No, I meant the documentary, is it lame? Like boring? documentaries s-scare me

>>20971009
>>20971009
Meh I think that one is. I only watched it cause I made a cameo and so I could show other people what quidditch is. I usually get some heat for playing a harry potter game, but being a fan of pokemon at this age I think has prepared me for this heat

>>20966790
i play basketball at least three times a week. i think i can beat mienshao. that nigger can't shoot the ball

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>>20966790
Running with a Shedinja by my side?

Yes please.

>>20971144
Heheh! Might try it sometime! How could you get heat for something pretty much everyone loves? People can really suck

Golf with a Leafeon. I don't know how that would even work.

>>20971515
Maybe it putts with it's tail? too bad it knows no moves

>>20970494
The more you stay here the gayer you'll become.

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>>20966790
>Fencing with a Lombre

>>20971496
Well its mostly people who are like omg u play on actual broom sticks in between your legts? you fag, i bet you like sticks in your legs. Its mostly from people who play other sports or people who dont like harry potter.

>Bowling with Politoed
Fuck off, I can't see shit.

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>>20971686
>having sticks between your legs is a bad thing

Wow, people can assume shit from literally anything

>>20966790
>kyogre
>bowling
um...

>implying /vp/ plays sports

>>20967487
At least if you fall you can land on him

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Volleyball with Butterfree

I feel bad for the poor little Butterfree because she may have got hit a couple of times and you know Butterfree is my most favorite porkymon and always will be.

>garbodor
>hunting (if that counts)

Would be terrible

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>>20966981
>League of Legends

>>20966838
I mean that's about the furthest thing from a sport you can get but whatever.maybe that's just my repressed normalfaggotry poking through

>Muk
>Tennis

I don't it'd be very hard to beat Muk, but I don't think it'd be able to keep the racquet intact.

>>20971959
The smell may attract racoons instead of deer, or whatever you were hunting.

>>20968591
I'd pay money to see an Aggron get drunk and wreck shit.

>>20971959
Oh shit, forgot about hunting

>Typhlosion
>Hog Hunting

Everyone has a great time, and we eat well that night.

Typhlosion is also armed with a AR15

>soccer
>Lileep


Don't know where that comes from but Lileep would be one Pokemon I'd be willing to beat, even if there were 11 of them and 1 of me.

>>20968591
>>20972184
>He actually takes a shit on your car

>fencing
>Honedge

I'm fucked unless it keeps its sheath on; fencing swords are basically bits of wire. Also it... has no valid target area?

A sport is an athletic game. Anything not a game, or not athletic is not a sport.
>football
>tauros
Sheeeeeit

>Mewtwo
>Volley Ball

Fuck.

>>20966790
Basketball with wooper

Eh

>>20970341
What are the mods?
This is /o/ now

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Ping-Pong with Aromatisse

Idk how that would even work

>Infernape
>Starcraft II

>>20967047
Bum sniffing with a bara aggron

Not bad

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What the fuck is a sport

I can't remember when the fuck was the last time I played a sport

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>>20974648
I will probably forget something but here it goes...

Engine:
>bored .30 over
>.30 over Mahlle pistons, think fuel bowl is stock
>block Fire ringed
>Intake port & polished
>larger 3 peice exhaust manifold
>64mm Holset turbo(2nd biggest turbo that engine can run)
>Biggest MaxSpool cam I could fit without flycut pistons
>Pressure relief valve where the rearmost freeze plug should go, to help keep the temp on #6 down. Dumps coolant straight back into radiator
>100lb valve springs(on a diesel thats pretty heavy)
>Heavy duty Valves
>Heavy duty rockers
>heavy duty lifters
>Heavy duty tappets
>Wet Nitrous kit I got off craigslist, currently running it dry though, shit runs too rich to use it wet right now
>Chrome piston rings

Fuel:
>Stock Bosch P7100 with 435k miles...
>4000rpm Governor springs
>25 degrees of injection timing, Static
>Badass fuel plate, that doesnt do anything
>Airdog II electronic fuel pump, runing 2.5gpm
>100hp Fuel injectors designed for 24 degrees of injection timing

Transmission:
>liquid cooler delete
>Massive air cooler, with the stock air cooler
>Triple disk billet torque converter
>Bigger accumulator piston
>bigger band pistons
>Sonnax and Transgo shift kits mixed together
>Bigger trans fluid filter
>Bigger Trans oil pan
>heavier overdrive spring

I think thats everything, but its still slow. Top speed is probably 125, with it bouncing off the governor springs. Needs a diffrent transmission.
And the block is kill from the melted piston. Piston swelled up and raped the cylinder wall. Tried to hone it out, but I dont think the rings are sealed.
Hopefully I can atleast bore it .50 over. But then I have to get new pistons. And if I get new pistons, Ill get flycut pistons. Then I can git a even bigger cam with the pistons.

The amount of money needed to fix this truck, It would be cheaper to just buy a chevy truck and make it fast. It also might need some paint.

>>20975001
You need a new transmission and a new rear end, from the sounds of it.
You put so much effort into the engine, but not the transmission or rear end.

That's basically the same as skipping leg day, for a year

>>20975369
nah, that transmission can handle anything you throw at it, and the Diff is a fucking Dana 70 with a LSD, that somehow still works after 18 years.
>At the drag strip
>Having to do 2100rpm launches so turbo is spooled
>Never spin the tires at launch
>transmission never gets over 200 degrees
>its about 110 outside
Its just that its a fucking 3 speed with overdrive. I need a 48RE or something else.
Also need a fully electronic valve body. Cant get the TV cable adjusted properly, so it wont shit out of 2nd OR 3rd at WOT, needs a new TPS and a coolant sensor too. Because it wont shift out of OD at WOT either.

It also leaks oil like a motherfucker, probably from the injector pump...

Just needs too much still, and I really dont want it anymore.
All I got it for was 80 bucks, and to finish putting it back together.

Thinking about just getting a 90s mustang untill I can afford something better. or a FB RX7, or a 240 sx, or a manual Chevy 1500

>>20975445
Do you have any pics of the engine bay?

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>>20975445
>>20975481
Also, we totally derailed this thread

>>20975481

All i can find is a fucking youtube I made for some reason
http://youtu.be/vjKA4tSAoco
Ill try and search some more.
Also, in that video, my phone was in a vice to hold it.

>>20975516
Damn son, where do you race?

>>20975545
Shiet, its my DD, aint got time for that.


>>20975498
meh, all that will happen is that we might get reported, the post deleted, and Ill get banned for a day.

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>>20975565
still looking for a pic of the engine bay

Have a pic of me going into the danger zone

>>20975596
Fuck dude, only 4000rpm? Diesels are way different

>tennis
>Celebi
I-is... is it the ball?

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>>20975667
yep, Most only go to 3500 nowadays, the original on mine was only 3k. if I didnt have a badass valvetrain made to go faster, I would have bent every pushrod, and broke every spring, and probably floated a valve in that engine by now

Yet, they are fucking stupid fast, they dont need to run 6-7k to get to make power. Like a stock Ford 6.7 Scorpion engine, makes 440hp, and 860 ft lbs of torque, at only 3500 rpm

Also, had to pull out the old iphone for this one.

>implying I play sports
There's your first mistake, OP.

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>>20975701
Also, found this one too, spoilered so no one biches too much, or call me edgy

IT fucking SUCKED to pull that out of their engine.
Used to work at a 18wheeler shop.

>Scoliopede
>Cross-Country

Can it even run?

>>20975716
Holy shit man, that sucks.
I remember when I got some birds in my engine bay, and I thought that was a mess to clean out
>Walking towards truck, see birds underneath
>Think nothing of it, get in turn on engine
>Hear thunking in the engine bay, turn off engine, and open the hood.
The fucking birds flew straight up into the belt and didn't fly off at my approach. They exploded all over the belt and alternator.
Fucking animals man.

>>20975724
>steamroller the whole race
GG

>>20975757
it was really bad for me

>Get in truck to move it in bay
>pop hood and start to drain oil, and other things
>It was end of the day head out
>Come back the next day, smell something fierce
>looking around
>popped hood again
>Keep looking
>Notice there is a fucking cat in my face

It was hard as a rock, and smelled terribly. Thank god we had some Medical grade bacterial anti stink spray, made for the nastiest of truck drivers

Also, Sports and pokemon

I really cant think of anything else Ive done recently. Im a fatbody, and am either working, or at home.

Speaking of working, I need to wake up in 4 hours, so good night thread.

>Archery
>Gigalith

Ok

Any drawfags here ? This some good shit.

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I can't even remember the last time I played a real sport. I haven't done that shit since middle school. High school was all about weight lifting for me.

>mfw there are "big guys" like me who actually fell for that whole football for scholarship garbage (only the best of the best actually succeed at that, and everyone who played at my school was terrible)
>mfw all of the shitty football players be mirin while us since each band kid was ripped
>mfw they don't even know that since we watch all the games we got to stare at the volleyball players' asses